"Do you have cows in this world?"

"Cow..ss?"

"Oh, right. You're probably not the best person to ask this."

"And what do you mean by that?!"

"I mean that you're stupid. We both know this."

Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes, punching Anon's arm whilst they walked. He hissed, pushing her away from his side as they walked towards Rarity's home. Sweetie Belle lagged at the back, observing the two as they spoke. Her eyes remained focused on Anon for the most of it, staring at his expressions and his actions.

It was the afternoon and Anon was 2 days away from being rid of escorting Sweetie Belle from school. Tomorrow was a day off for the filly, which made Anon suggest that today was Friday. The trio walked nearby a stall that sold ice cream.

"Oh, okay. So there are cows here." Anon said as he looked at the vanilla delight. "Do you girls want one?"

"Alright, since you're paying." Rainbow Dash said.

"I'm fine with it." Sweetie Belle peeped from behind.

Anon brought three cones of vanilla ice cream to Rainbow Dash and Sweetie Belle. After that, they went to a nearby bench to enjoy their little treat.

"Come on, up here." Anon patted his lap to Sweetie Belle. She jumped onto the bench and sat on his lap, wiggling her bottom as she settles herself to face him. Rainbow Dash sits beside Anon, legs crossed.

"Now you'll need to be slow on this, you gotta cherish it in this really hot day." Anon said as he bit the ice cream. "I'm not really a fan of licking it, so I just bite off chunks of it." He chuckled.

"But you said to cherish it!" The filly said.

"I am. I'm just taking small bites." He replied.

Rainbow Dash meanwhile, had been scarfing down hers. She took no time in enjoying the ice cream as she consumed the small cone and it's contents in entirety, once she had eaten enough to make it small of course. A ring of white cream lined her mouth as she breathes heavily. Her eyes flickering and her tongue lolling out.

"Ah thenk, ah et it tu fass." She pants.

"Now that is someone who didn't cherish the ice cream." Anon pointed. "That's what you should never do."

"Mah tung, ith vewwy hot." She sputters.

"Watch as exhibit A, Rainbownicus Stupidius, suffers from brain freeze and the side effect of a tongue that has briefly lost sensitivity." Anon educated the filly, who giggled quietly at the Rainbow mare. He finished his own small cone carefully and decided to clean up Rainbow Dash with a nearby fountain.

"Come on, get up. Ponies might start thinking that you've gone mad with rabies." He said as he cradled her body. She quickly settled into it,flicking her tail with enjoyment. Anon brought her to the fountain and sat down on the ledge. With one hand in the water and the other holding her body on his lap, Anon carefully washed Rainbow Dash's mouth before the vanilla cream solidifies into a white streak around it.

Rainbow Dash looked at Anon dead in the eyes, half-lidded.

"Were there drugs inside your ice cream?" Anon asked. She simply shook her head.

He cupped some water in his hand and quickly slathered it onto her before it all dripped away between his fingers. With that done, he rubbed the fur, pushing away the creamy liquid onto his hands and flicking it away from the fountain. At certain intervals he would splash more water on her face to keep it wet, as the sun was very efficient in evaporating it in such short notice.

Whilst he rubbed the fur around her mouth to remove any that were still clinging deep inside, Anon's slippery fingers suddenly dive into Rainbow Dash's mouth. It was his index finger, to be exact.

"Shit, sorry." He mumbled.

He retracts his hand to remove his finger from her mouth, but she closes it shut whilst keeping her stare towards Anon. Her head lurches forward, driving more of it in. Anon tries to not forcefully retract his fingers, but he soon tugs away at it once he realizes that the rainbow mare might suddenly bite down on his finger.

"H-hey, let go."

She shook her head.

"Dude, stop. I'm being serious. I'm starting to think that you might eat it."

She shook her head again.

Then suddenly, he felt something brush across the trapped finger. Something rough and wide. He felt it almost encompass his entire index finger with it's flesh and it's warmth.

"W-what are you doing? Stop that." Anon tugged away, but he could feel her vacuum-like grip holding his finger down. "Don't you dare bite on it, or I swear...I will pull the feathers from your wings one by one." He glares at her, but she didn't feel intimidated. If anything, she continued to lick his finger.

Then, like a switch, she stops.

Her tongue freezes in place and her wings ruffle. Her eyes fully open, showing the shock of the situation to her. She could see the Anon's stoic face as he shakes it in disapproval.

"Not cool dude." He mumbles.

She slowly opens her mouth, freeing the poor finger. Anon wipes it vigorously on the side of his shirt, before apologizing to Rarity. He furrows his brows and grumbles as Rainbow Dash sits on his lap, gloomy and ashamed at her actions.

"S-sorry." She apologizes.

"Assface." He retorts.

"It's not my fault."

"Oh, so you're saying that your other, sexually frustrated self tried to find some release?"

"No....I hope not."

"You should pay more attention, I don't want colts and fillies to see some grown mare suckling an alien's finger in the middle of public."

"Way to pour some more salt in that wound, meanie."

"Meanie?! I'm the one who's being sexually harassed!"

"It's not my fault!"

"How is it not your fault?!"

"I-i-i-it's a personal matter, dammit!"

Anon grumbled, dropping the pegasus down on the ground as he walks over to Sweetie Belle. Rainbow Dash quickly composes herself and follows suit.

'Personal matter my ass. That pony needs some action or else she'll end up doing something worse than sucking my finger..'

Anon dropped off Sweetie Belle and left without a word with Rainbow Dash. By the time Rarity had opened the door, Anon and Rainbow Dash had made a run for it, whilst a curious Sweetie Belle had some interesting questions about how mares should behave.

Anon decided that he's had enough for today, and was heading for the Everfree. Rainbow Dash quietly followed, often stopping and looking behind herself, causing irritation to Anon as they had to stop every now and then.

"I'm taking the day off, you can go if you want." Anon said  as he walked.

"Why would I go?"

"Because who knows what you're going to do next, after that incident of yours. And frankly, I don't want to be near you when it happens."

"Come on Anon, I already told you-"

"It's not your fault, I know. But unless I know why, I'm going to distance myself from you for a while."

"You should know why I've done that by now, you've lived here long enough."

Anon stops and turns around to face her.

"I should know what?"

"Dear Goddesses, you even live with a mare! You should know!"

"Quit being ambiguous and tell me dammit." Anon tapped his feet impatiently.

"Just..take me to your house and I'll tell you."

With some herbal tea in one hand, and and a sleeping Angel on the other as he pets it, Anon sits on the couch of Fluttershy's home. Rainbow Dash was sitting prone, tucking her legs in as her tail flicks about. Her ears folded down and she was already blushing without having said a word.

"Can you tell me already? I'm getting bored." Anon yawned.

"A-alright." She mumbles. "You obviously know where...foals come from right?"

"If you're trying to give me the 'talk', I've already learned from it from various pornography sites." He said blatantly.

"Por-what?"

"Yes, I know where foals come from. Now just tell me."

"Okay."

She takes in a deep breath. "Has Fluttershy ever been...'too affectionate' sometimes?" She asks.

"Yeah, sometimes she nuzzles me like I'm a damn teddy bear and clings onto me, but that's all she does."

"W-well, it's because she goes through....I mean we all go through a phase."

"Like you being in heat?"

"H-how did you know?!"

"Logic. That, and my pet dog went through it when I had her. I had to keep her locked away from any assholes that would dare to mount my precious."

Rainbow Dash sat speechless, with her mouth wide open. She was slightly relieved in that she had been saved from an awkward conversation that would've put a strain in their relationship, but she still had to be careful.

She had only realized that she was in heat recently and she knows how easily it can control her, like it has done so a few hours ago.

"Here, let me examine you." Anon placed Angel on a nearby table, resisting the need to throw him out the window as he stands in front of Rainbow Dash. "Let me check your privates."

"P-p-privates?" She stuttered like an idiot.

Without consent, his hands dug under Rainbow Dash's body and lifted her up. She squirmed lightly as Anon flipped her around on the couch, trying to take a look of what's between her legs. She crosses them tightly as she grits her teeth in embarrassment and anger.

"Stop it! I'll scream!" She warns him.

"Quit being a child and let me see." Anon dodged the swift kicks from Rainbow Dash as he pins her back to the sofa.

Sighing, he moves his face closer to hers, looking up close at her blushing cheeks.

Just for this occasion, he would use his ultimate ability to weaken the prideful Rainbow Dash.

'Dashie' was Anon's failsafe word to tease the poor mare.

And from the looks of it, he had complete control over her as she froze up and stared longingly at him, flicking her ears straight up. Her undivided attention was given to him as she smiles in embarrassment, almost whinnying at some point.

He felt bad for doing this, but he had to make sure that she truly was in 'heat', so that he could safely assume that she wasn't some closet pervert that sexually harasses stallions in public during her spare time away from him.

With utmost respect, he pried open her legs slowly as he is greeted to a powerful scent.

"Hm, Skittles."

And so, Anon knew that without a doubt that Rainbow Dash was in the midst of her estrus cycle. Her genitals looked extremely sore, often twitching as though it had caught the scent of a male. Without any further observation, he crosses her legs once more and takes a deep breath.

Knowing her bashfulness when it comes to arousal, and the punches she hands out when offended or embarrassed, Anon would have to deal with two polar-opposite personalities for a while.

Neither of them were pleasant for him.

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