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Twilight and The Alicorn Origins

by MrAquino

Chapter 6: Bureaucrat: Prince of Order.

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Bureaucrat: Prince of Order.

Twilight shook herself awake, seeing the brothers standing there.

"So," Socrates spoke "how was our origin story?"

"Wasn't it educational!?!?!?" Einstein asked with glee.

"It was... interesting." Twilight answered "Are all of you born in these... strange ways?"

"Yes." they both replied.

"Huh... ins't there anypony that was born normal? Or, in my case, turned into an Alicorn?"

"Well... there is Mortality and Fertility." Einstein answered

"But you may want to avoid them until later." Socrates added.

"Need any help, by the way?"

"We're happy to help! We'll be nice on your way up, and even when you're on your way down!"

"Finally!!!" Twilight exclaimed "I need to find Celestia!"

"I should've seen that coming." Einstein commented.

"Now Now," Socrates replied "if you treat her like it's a joke, she'll leave you like it's funny."

"So... you'll help?" Twilight asked

"We will." they both responded. They turned around and began to walk down the hall. Twilight followed the two, hoping that she will find Celestia and have her answer some of her own questions.

It was nearly a whole ten minute walk, and Twilight had to bare the two bothers arguing with one being a complete genius while the other was spreading words of wisdom. A large chatter was heard in a room and Twilight looked inside: she saw Celestia, chatting and laughing with some of the other Alicorns with her, one was Braveheart, who, as Twilight could hear, was going on a tale of one of a battle he was in. Hearing closely, she figured that he was there during the Canterlot wedding between Cadence and her brother, Shining Armor, battling changelings on his own. Curious, she was about to step inside, but felt something tug her tail. Before she could turn, she was pulled in at a really fast pace would probably make Rainbow Dash jealous back at home! She let out a scream that was short, as twin doors slammed her inside a pitch-black room. She felt herself on a seat, followed by a light turning on, momentarily blinding her. In front of her was a grey coated male with a pure white, combed over mane that looked a bit similar to Filthy Rich's back in Ponyville. He wore oval shaped lens glasses, a black business suit with black matching tie, and his cutie mark was a rubber stamp.

"So," he spoke in a really bored tone "you're Twilight Sparkle?"

"...Yes." Twilight responded "Is there something you need of me? I would like to make this short so I can talk to Celestia, okay?"

"Don't worry, this will be short." He lit his horn and lights turned on everywhere. All over the place, there was folders beyond folders, all in alphabetical order with each letter having it's own numbers next to it, and papers right around her, all surrounding a folder that had on it 'Twilight Sparkle'. Twi stared at all of this paperwork all around her, then looked back at the Alicorn, who just stood there with half shut eyes looking at her.

"Do I really have to do this?"

"Yes. In order to make sure there's no damage here, I'm going to have you to sign all of these papers to make sure that you are not going to do anything destructive in this castle and inside our mother. Make sure all your papers are signed clearly, readable, and 100% truthful."

"...who are you, exactly."

"My apologies: I'm Bureaucrat, the Prince of Order. Now please, sign all of your papers." She looked back at the papers. Taking a heavy sigh, she levitated a quill & ink over to herself and began to sing all of the papers.

Twilight gasped for her breath, lying down on the floor. Her eyes were red, and, she felt that she would rather be fighting Tirek again rather than having to do all of these papers! Some of the papers she signed made little to no sense: some were just about her personal history & knowledge, which were fine, but others such as how, when she signs this, she'll have to give at least a minute to sing something to Mozart and draw a picture for Celestia while writing a poem for Luna. Bureaucrat used his magic and lifted her papers up, looking at them.

"Can I go now?" Twilight begged.

"In a moment," Bureaucrat replied "I have to look at these papers to see if you filled them out correctly."

"UGH!!!"

"If it makes you feel better, you can see how I was born."

"PLEASE!!! DO IT!!!" Without looking away from the papers, Bureaucrat used his magic and showed Twilight the past.

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Elysium looked down at the chaotic frenzy of ponies! It has been an entire day since Eris was 'born', and ponies everywhere were causing harm to one another!!! Tartarus walked next to her, smiling as he watched the chaos below.

"It's so beautiful," Tartarus commented, "seeing ponies everywhere having so much fun with others hurt in the process. I am glad Eris was born: she's having so much fun with her brothers and sisters."

"This has to stop!" Elysium spoke in an angered tone.

"Stop!?!?!?! No, No, no, I think the correct term is 'Going on'."

"I AM PUTTING AN END TO THIS!!!"

"Don't you-"

"STOP!!!" Her voice caused all the ponies to stop and looked at the titan alicorn, some immediately bowing down to her. Tartarus blocked his ears, hearing a ring to them, and backed up. Elysium used her magic and shrunk herself down, standing just tall enough to impose the most tallest of ponies. They all bowed to her, shaking in fear on what she might do.

"All of you!!!" She yelled, still angered in her voice "look at you!!! Treating each other with no respect or dignity!!! One prank by some kids and it suddenly gives everypony the right to do these hurtful pranks to each other!?!?!? You should be ashamed of yourselves!!!" They all lowered their ears and hung their heads low "Whenever you do something, just know that whatever you do, I'll be watching!!! Even when you think I don't know, I will!!! And when you think I don't know who you are, I do!!! Just know that! I want this place cleaned up in the next week!!! I want order, not chaos!!! YOU GOT THAT!?!?!?" They all agreed with whimpers. She teleported away, going back to her giant self. Tartarus got up and looked right at her.

"Didn't know you had it in you." He simply commented.

"I... didn't think I had it either." She turned back and looked at the ponies below: they were all apologizing to each other and helping one another out. One pony gathered other ponies together, becoming the first leader in pony history with his own guards! They all agreed to make sure the ponies would follow specific rules and for them to watch each other to make sure that they didn't break their own rules at all. Elysium let out a single tear, happy to see that the ponies listened, even is she was rough. The tear fell down her eye, then formed into the shape of an Alicorn. A younger Bureaucrat walked out of the tear, adjusting his mane and dusting himself off.

"This is a strange surface." He simply commented in a, though still boring, but younger voice. Elysium looked down, seeing the small alicorn on her muzzle.

"Oh! Hello there!" Bureaucrat turned around, gasping & backing up a bit, seeing the giant eyes of his mother, but not running away. "Ah! Not really afraid of me, are you?"

"Who are you?"

"I'm your mommy! I take it you came from my tear after I made some order to the ponies below, am I right?"

"...Yes."

"Oh good! What's your name?"

"I'm... Bureaucrat."

"Bureaucrat? Strange, but it sounds fitting. Well, no time to delay, time to meet your brothers and sisters!" She used her magic and levitated Bureaucrat off her muzzle, sending him straight into her open maw. He struggled a bit, but stopped, seeing as how it was useless. She closed her mouth around him and swallowed him whole, patting her belly.

Bureaucrat fell down to the grass field below, seeing some of his brothers and sisters.

"Hello there!!!" Luna greeted herself "My name is Luna! What's yours?"

"Uh... Bureaucrat." He replied, not really sure what to say.

"Bureaucrat? That's so funny!!! You're going to love being inside Mommy's belly, especially when more come in!!!"

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