The world around Twilight went back to normal and gasped, breathing in & out very heavily. She looked up to Braveheart, seeing the complete change he had since he was 'born'.

"Hold on," she spoke, taking a gasp of breath "You mean... to tell me... that... Tartarus... is all of... your father!?!?!?"

"Yeah," Braveheart replied "Our mother, Elysium, had, for a long time, spent almost all of eternity with him."

"WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!? How did Tartarus end up as the cave-land we know in Eqestria today!?!?!? And you haven't explained what happened to your eye!!!"

"I know that! Look, I used my magic to give you my origins on how I was born. My brothers and sisters will do the same, but as for my eye, I'm sorry, but that will be explained later on."

"What!?!?!?"

"Don't worry! My eye will go with why our father is now the cave your land knows today, and why Elysium is in her deep slumber, the very same reason why we all gather every ten thousand years."

"...I gotta find Celestia!" Twilight ran past Braveheart in a sprint.

"Stop to listen to my siblings birth stories as well! It will show what else was happening with our parents!!!" Twilight heard him yelling as she ran to find her teacher. All around her, the castle had impressive hallways that made the royal court room's hallway look inferior. If only there was a map around, for this place was massive and very confusing to navigate in: all the hallways looked similar, no differences were identifiable with the exception being the door that, though looking the same, had symbols forming the door handles. Looking to her left, she noticed a door handle that looked a spiral.

A dimensional traveling Alicorn? Twilight though Perhaps he or she can help me find Celestia! Twilight walked to the door and knocked onto the door a couple of time with her left hoof.

"♫Come in!♫" A pleasant mare's voice sang, almost as if she were expecting Twilight to enter. Twilight entered the door, seeing something almost defying gravity. The door slammed behind her, sealing her inside. Twilight looked up and noticed a heart shaped bed strapped to the ceiling. Twilight turned her head and finally figured it out: the room was upside down and, in front of her, was a chandelier! Before she could react, a force was felt on her tail and she was lifted into the air! She felt a tight hug, seeing an alicorn mare doing the hug, upside down of course. Twilight took a good look at the alicorn: her coat kept changing at a moderate place, turning from a single color coat to vibrant patterns including, but not limited to: stripes, blotches, perfect shapes, and Plaid! She looked lower (or up, considering the room was upside down), and noticed the mane was doing the same, though still keeping it's shape: it was shaped similar to Fluttershy's mane during the Grand Galloping Gala, minus the butterfly hair pin in it. Her cutie Mark, also changing in color, nearly becoming invisible to some colors, was a circle with eight arrows coming out of it, each pointing in the eight directions.  

"Oh Bureaucrat!!!" She exclaimed, having her eyes shut tight and hugging Twilight hard, rubbing her head on the other alicorn's tail "I knew you couldn't resist me!!! Together, you and I can-" Her eyes opened and she stopped, giving a curious look. She turned upside down and lowered Twilight, looking at her face. Twilight saw that, just like her coat & mane, the eyes also changed color to color, with one eye being a different color than the other. The Alicorn let out an angered grunt "Oh... it's you."

"Uh... Hello?" Twilight greeted herself awkwardly. The alicorn's horn glowed and everything turned back to normal as it should be... minus the door, which was now a fly up to open the door. Twilight was dropped onto the remarkably soft bed, bouncing on the bed a bit before stopping.

"So, you're the 'Great' Twilight Sparkle?"

"I... never used great in my title."

"That's not what I heard from my son!!!"

"...Son?"

"Yes! My son! You may know him!!!"

"... I can't recall, madam." The alicorn face hoofed herself, followed by some angry grumbling. She began to speak rather rapidly, almost like Pinkie Pie

"Here's some hints: stoned, escaped, stone again, reformed by one of your friends, made you & Cadence have a hard time (something I laughed hard at, actually), betrayed you all, and, oh sweet faust, HAD HIS MAGIC STOLEN BY THAT CENTAUR TIREK!!! I'LL GET HIM!!! I'LL GET HIM IF HE EVER ESCAPES FROM MY FATHER!!!" Twilight froze in place, seeing the Alicorn literally erupt in flames and ripping herself into pieces, throwing them everywhere until she was nothing but a head. Twilight found a bucket nearby her bed, picked it up, and threw it at the flaming head of the alicorn mare. The steam came off, and the Alicron's head took deep breaths, calming herself down.

"You... are the mother to Discord?"

"Of course! My baby! My sweet... destructive... chaotic baby."

"...that's... interesting."

"Are you talking bad about my son!?!?!?"

"NO!!! I mean, Discord never mentioned he never had a mother, let alone, a family."

"Of course he has a mother! My name i-hold on, care to give me a hand?"

"...Don't you mean-" In a puff of smoke, Twilight felt weird. She screamed when she looked in the mirror: her horn was now a human hand instead, holding a want, her wings were now hands themselves, her own front hooves were hands, and her back legs had toes!!! The head of the Alicorn laughed hard, as all of her body parts floated back together to her! Instead of being back to normal, the her wings were where the front hooves should've been at, front legs just dangling around her tail area, and her head was now upside down.

"Hey Twilight, look: I'm Picasso!!!" Twilight looked at her awkwardly.

"I don't get it." Another puff of smoke, and Twilight saw her nose had turned into the snout of a pig. The mother of Discord pointed her wings at Twilight, almost as if they were her front hooves.

"You uncultured Swine!!! What are you looking at, you hickey puck!?!?!?" Twilight looked to her left and saw, well, a hockey puck with small arms & legs, giving a 'I don't know' gesture with it's body. She released another wild cackle, and, in a puff of smoke, both twilight and the alicorn went back to their normal selves (at least for Twilight, the other alicorn's fur, mane, cutie mark, and eyes kept changing it's colors & shapes).

"Dont... ever... do that again."

"No promises!!!" Twilight released another angered grunt.

"Who are you, exactly?"

"Oh! The name be Eris: Princess of Chaos!"

"I just need you name; I can easily guess the title of your name just based on your looks."

"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?"

"What!?!?!? No!!! It's that-"

"You are!!! Princess of Friendship? More like Princess of Rudeness!!!"

"That's not What I meant! You just-"

"I knew you'd never appreciate my looks! You are just jelly of my ever changing beauty!"

"No, I'm not! You just act a lot like-"

"Begone from me you-"

"YOU ACT A LOT LIKE-" Twilight's mouth became a zipper and she was levitated over to Eris, who only giggled.

"I know what you're saying! I'm just having some fun!" Twilight released an angrier grunt, unzipping her mouth.

"This is why I wished I never had to reform our son."

"Oh please! I would be offended at that, but since you're both friends now, I'll let that pass!"

"Look, it's bee nice meeting you, but I gotta-"

"ORIGIN TIME!!!" Before Twilight could react, Eris grabbed Twilight by her cheeks, having her horn touch Twilight's. Twilight, again, found herself floating in space, seeing the giant Alicorn Tartarus walking around the planet, having an evil grin across his face.

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"Why are you so happy?" Elysium asked, walking next to her fully opposite partner.

"Oh nothing," Tartarus lied through his grin "just... admiring the things you've down for these ponies." Elysium looked right back at him, having on of her eyebrows rise in a question way.

"You found a way to make everything I did to harm them, didn't you?"

"...Maybe."

"Ugh, you and your lies. What have you done?"

"It's not what I have done, but what's going to happen!!!"

"...Show me." Elysium and Tartarus teleported to the land below, disguised as twin brothers. Some fillies and colts have set up a trap for what was the village's local hero & guardian: a stallion that looked like Bulk Biceps back home, but had the mane & coloring of Big Macintosh. A small puddle oil puddle was dropped by one of the colts, acting like it was a bucket of water. The hero stopped & allowed him to pass, continuing on his patrol. As soon, as his back left leg landed on the pool of oil, he slipped and was a foot in the air! A pegasus filly flew by and dropped a bag under the hero stallion & flew away! The hero stallion landed on his flank, causing the bag underneath him to release a noise that sounded very familiar to a fart. The local villagers stopped and gasped at what happened. The children giggled loudly, followed by some of the villagers. Tartarus covered his mouth with his left hoof, trying hard not to laugh. Elysium looked at him, giving a 'seriously?' look.

"It gets better!" Tartarus commented, still trying to hold in his laughter. Elysium sighed and continued to watch what her husband wanted to show her: The hero stallion blushed for what the villagers thought had happened. He may have accepted falling down, but having something place under him, making him sound like he just farted, caused him to blush. He backed up to a tree, where, unbeknownst to him, a bucket really filled with water dangled above. He bumped into the tree and the bucket of water fell onto his head! At this point, the village nearly bursted into laughter, seeing their hero being foolishly tricked by some kids! Their hero ran back to the pool of oil, where he took off the bucket with this front hooves. The bucket landed on it's bottom area, and the hero looked around, still seeing the village laugh at him. He again backed up, only to see his back left hoof got stuck inside the bucket. He hopped around on his three other legs, trying to remove the bucket from his trapped hoof, not seeing that his front right hoof slipping onto the pool of oil in front of him, causing him to slip backwards and roll down a hill! The village laughed even louder, seeing him roll down the hill to land roughly on the side of a tree. On the tree, a beehive was above him, where it snapped and the hive fell right down, covering the stallion's face entirely! The Stallion yelled in pain, running blindly as the beehive not only covered his sight, but a swarm of angry bees kept stinging his face and body! At this point, some of the ponies rolled onto their backs, laughing hard! Elysium looked back at Tartarus, who held onto his chest, laughing with the crowd, then looked back to see the hero pony's embarrassment. The stallion ran into a pond, losing the bees that were stinging, only for him to come out, screaming, as piranhas bit onto his flank area! The villagers went to ledge, still pointing and laughing at their guardian being easily tricked so well and going so wrong for him!!! The stallion got out of the water, taking the piranhas off his flank area, looking now hideous from his old, beautiful face. He walked and knocked over a small stick that was tied to a tree. He looked up, only to be greeted by a pie hitting him right in the face so hard, he fell back into the water, jumping out again as the piranhas bit onto him again!!! The ponies watching all fell over to the ground, laughing so hard, they were crying and could barely breath!!! Elysium looked back Tartarus, who was now on his back, laughing really hard! Elysium used her magic, and the two returned to the space, back as their giant selves. Tartarus, still laughing, had  a single tear from his face began to form into the shape of a small Alicorn and, in a few moments, it bursted, revealing an Alicorn mare who's coat was light blue as the tear itself, and was laughing hard with her father, rolling onto her back until she was right in between his eyes! Elysium looked down and was surprised at the small Alicorn, laughing as hard as her father.

"Uh... Tartarus? I think you just made another daughter." Tartarus got onto his legs, still laughing.

"Where!?!?!?"

"I'm right here!!!" The small Alicorn yelled, jumping up & down on his snout! He focused his eyes and looked at the ever-changing Alicorn, who stood and smiled, showing no fear at all.

"Who are you, little one?"

"My name is Eris!"

"I see! Where did you come from?"

"She came from one of your tears." Elysium spoke dryly "Your mischievousness caused that pony to lose all his respect, and you laughed at his misfortune so hard, you cried!"

"It's all in good fun!"

"No! It's only in 'good fun' is when both sides don't get hurt!!!"

"So... do I keep her?"

"She was born from your tear, you keep her!!!"

"OOH!!! Another child of mine!!! Ready to meet your brothers and sisters, my daughter of Chaos!?!?!?"

"Where are they!?!?!?" The young Eris asked in excitement "I WANNA MEET THEM!!!"

"They're right here!!!" He used his magic and levitated Eris into his open mouth! Eris, instead of screaming, laughed as her father's mouth closed on her, sealing her in darkness, and Tartarus lifted his head, swallowing her whole!

She fell down into his stomach, seeing the lava filled land, landing in between a two other Alicorns.

"Whoah!!!" One of the two yelled "Who are you!?!?!?"

"My name is Eris!!!" Eris replied "I was born from Daddy's tear! We're gonna be the best of friends, I can tell, dear brother and sister!"