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The Unexpected Adventure

by Tank Drill

Chapter 8: Logan doing tricks with Rainbow Dash

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You know its weird. Living in this peaceful world that I wished for came true because I became friends with a Brony. Now that I think about it; it was weird, but its was a good kind of weird in a sense. For example when Rainbow showed me her cloud house and had me to move in was weird. I don't know I am in a weird out mood today which was odd. Frank must of enchanted my stuff because I thought my suit case was going to fall through, but it didn't. Anyway getting side tracked; Rainbows house was close to what Notch has at his mansion, but in the fucking sky man!

The first day of work on Cloudsdale was different, but the co-workers accept me in full arms. All I did was to taste test liquefied Rainbow, separated the good clouds with the bad (With some assistants) and even got to make my own snowflakes. After a few days of working there at the Rainbow Factory and it felt amazing. Having half super saiyan powers to jump on clouds and jump really far had its benefits. One minute I could be at the sky the next minute or two, I was on the ground with my friends. I got my tools and supplies to invent a device that will help me out with the weather. It was looking like the Clima-Tact from One Piece, but it was different. Instead of three pieces it was combined into one staff and it can do all the abilities like the show, with a little help from Frank of course.

Rainbow came into the room while I was inventing, "What are you making?"

"I got tired of getting assistants, not saying their bad, to help me out moving clouds. With this staff I can be able to do weather making and do my job right." I informed.

I stood up and picked up my invention. Rainbow looked at it and was unsure about what it could do.

"So... You can manipulate weather with that staff?" She asked.

"I can more than that. I can do all sorts of tricks." I boasted.

"Oh really?"

"Yes really."

"Prove it."

I sighed, "Let's go outside then."

"Alright." She smirked.

We picked a random place near the cloud house to test my new invention for a spin. I raised it up and clicked a certain button. 'Let the weather begin.' I thought.

"It's a bit cloudy you want me to clear it out?" I asked.

She nodded, "Only a Pegasus can get rid of clouds. Unless you want to go ballistic on those clouds then be my guest."

Rainbow got herself comfortable on a cloud, lied back and watched me with a smirk.

I spin my staff repeatedly and as it spun, purple bubbles came out. These bubbles engulfed Rainbows cloud, all the clouds around me and made sure I had a cloud to stand on. I stopped spinning my staff and pushed another button. I slammed the staff into one of the purple covered cloud and all the clouds turned into mist. Rainbow caught herself because she fell through the mist. When she resumed her flying; I saw her jaw dropped.

Mist apparently was the hardest cloud to make because of its high liquid density. Only a few Pegasus knew how to do it, but it caused them to over work and soon the Rainbow Factory abandoned any kind of mist making. I wanted to take the mist business because I loved mist. Why do I love it? It was mysterious and I love being mysterious. I also wanted to make my own fog/mist business so that the Rainbow Factory can get benefits. I could set it up to where if it got humid around certain areas I could get mist going there. Something like that could definitely see me as good worker for the factory. When I recollected myself Rainbow spoke.

"Dude. That was awesome!" She praised.

"Well I still have some kinks to fix here and there, but with this I think I can take over the mist business." I said.

Without warning I was hugged by the cyan Pegasus. I was surprised, but hugged her in return. I never dated anybody or anypony for that matter, but I could see that Rainbow was giving hints that she is interested in me. Now I need to find out if I could ask her out. I felt inclined to ask her because I was getting a crush over her awesomeness. I have impressed her several times and she blushed a few times when she praised me.

"Hey Skittles. You want to head to work so we can inform our boss?" I asked.

"I told you to stop calling me that. What does it mean anyway?" She asked.

"It was a candy back at home and it had the catch phrase 'Taste the Rainbow', but it got parodied by a guy named Nostalgia Critic making it 'Taste Rainbow Mother Fucker."

She let go of the hug and was blushing a bit, "That's weird, but I kind of like the nick name. Just don't mention it around others, k?"

I smiled, "Sure Skittles. I'll call you Rainbow when I am around anybody or pony."

Rainbow turned around and flew towards her house. I smiled and pushed another button on the staff. Small clouds popped out making a cloud bridge towards the over cast of clouds. I made may way towards the house and I needed to grab the blue prints before I headed to the factory. Thats when a burning sensation came into my right arm and I knew what this was. Frank informed me about a burning sensation for a human getting a cutie mark. I look at my right wrist and it was turning into a cloud.

"SKITTLES!!!!" I shouted in pain.

In a flash Rainbow was in front of me with a worried face, "It's happening?"

I nodded, "I need to get to my room."

"Why"

I grunted as another wave of pain hit my head, "Just get me there."

She nodded and carried me to my room. I looked through my suit case and found the morphine. I got the needle and injected it into my blood stream. I landed on the cloud bed and started to drift to sleep.

"Logan! Why did you stab yourself?!" She shouted.

"It's ok Rainbow... The pain is gone, just get Frank and I'll be asle..." I said losing consciousness.


I awoke to find Frank shaking his head. I look around my surroundings and I was still in my room, but in the covers of my bed. Rainbow was nowhere to be found and I just smirked because I was thinking of playing with Frank's mind for a bit.

"I never knew the nurse would be so... Monstrous." I grinned.

Frank's usual reaction would be him cringing and trying to swat away the comment, but my words didn't phase him. This Frank was changed from what I was used to be. He sighed and had a serious look on his face.

"What are you doing with twenty morphine needles?" Frank asked.

"Reasons." I respond.

"Just tell me or I'll confiscate them."

"Fine father..." I sighed, "I have those needles because I thought the urge to use them. Don't get me wrong or anything; I just use them on emergencies. I did more research and morphine isn't made in this world. I would like to invent it with what I got from the hospital."

"Did you steal them?"

"No, I spent my own money to get it. When I heard that you won the lottery and wanted everybody at the house, I wanted to try to replicate morphine for a side hobby."

"Yeah, I know how bad you can get when you tried to make homemade Tylenol. Your parents were mad and proud of you at the same time."

I chuckled, "Just keep Rainbow out of this conversation. I would like to keep it a secret."

"I beg to differ. Your cutie mark says otherwise." He pointed to my writs.

I look at my right wrist, "Oh, fuck a duck."


-Jayden's point of view-

I get a sudden shiver behind my back and it climbed to the top of my head. I shuddered in the unpleasant sensation.

"There's that feeling again..." I said to Luna.

Luna is currently teaching me the last steps of magic and I got the basics finished. It's just that Luna didn't stop there and started to teach me some defense and offense spells.

"Again, I think it's just your wild imagination." She giggled.

"I just don't know... Pfft! Never mind about it." I clapped my hands together, "So what about this gravity spell?"


-Logan's point of view-

My cutie mark was a pill capsule shaped like a cloud; one side was blue and the other was green. It meant that I can manipulate weather and cure ponies? I shrug it off and talked to Rainbow about it.

"I think it's pretty cool that your cutie mark has two meanings." She said.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

She glanced at me, "You can be a weather guy or a medical guy."

I shrug, "I guess, but lets get to work. We're late as it is."

"You still got the note that Frank gave you?"

"What note? I thought you had it?"

"I thought YOU had it."

I chuckled, "I am only playing with you skittles."

"I hate you sometimes."

"C'mon everybody and pony loves to see me."

She scoffed, "In your dreams maybe."


Rainbow and I explaining our boss about 'Royal business' from Frank and he was impressed by my Clima-tact. He said to keep on working on it and he would think about reviving the mist sector. Feeling satisfied after work, we made our way to the fluffy cloud hill of Cloudsdale park and it was a beautiful sight to be hold. Everything that I was told about heaven was right here. Golden lamp stands, golden benches and even the path was a pink. I was in awe and I snapped back to reality to hear what Rainbow had to say. She decided to have a trick competition and I accepted it.

"Alright, since you don't have wings, I'll only use them to jump as high as you."

"Aw, somepony cares about me?" I said in a cutesy noise.

"Your lucky that your cute." She whispered.

"What was that?"

She blushed, "Nothing... Let's get started."

"Mare's first." I bowed.

"You're too kind." She smirked.

Rainbow jumped and did a backflip, and a complete 360 when she landed. I almost lost my composure and cleared my throat.

"Not bad for an amateur."

She snorted through her nose, "Oh yeah? We'll lets see you mister confidence."

I bowed and stood up straight. I jumped up and grabbed my staff. I let go of it for a second and I stopped in mid way in the air. When I descended I did flips around my staff, grabbed it and did a backflip. I finished the trick by landing like Super man, by couching down when landing.

"Oh... That was better." She muttered.

"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that." I grinned.

"Buck you." She said flying into the air.

'Oh no you don't.' I thought.

I got my Clima-tact and shot out several clouds. I jumped from cloud to cloud until I ran out. She was still flying up and I decided to jump into mid air. I push my last button and held on tight. The top absorbed the moisture in the air and I rocketed up with clouds. If you would of told me that I would be blasting off away on a staff spewing clouds; I would of called the police on myself. I was right behind Rainbow and turned off the cloud blaster. I leap towards Rainbow and put my arm around her head. She gasped when I did this and her head was more dark cyan than ever. I smirked and made my other hand to give her a good noogie.

"Hey! Stop it!" She shouted.

"Nope!" I grinned.

I saw the expression that she had an idea and she smirked, "You want to do that game? Alright! Lets do it!"

She immediately tucked in her wings and we made our descent towards the hard ground.

I laughed, "Two can play this game."

I grabbed my staff and fired the cloud blaster. Rainbow and I were now falling and spinning at great speeds. We blasted through the clouds of the Cloudsdale park and we were about 1000 feet away from the ground. The wind in my ears were now whistling and my vision started fade. A flashback from the conversation Frank and I had came into my memory. 'When you were asleep, I casted a spell that would allow you to learn the basics and some other spells. It worked pretty well for Ryan and I got Twilight's approval to use it again on you and Aston. So what do you say?'

I opened my eyes and we were about 500 feet from the ground still falling with speed. I snapped my fingers to cast a speed spell and we accelerated ten times than we were falling. Rainbow closed her eye and I held on tight. Neither of us wanted to call uncle or say that they give up. This was a battle to see who was the bravest. Now we were almost to the ground when something happened. We broke the sound barrier and it caused a Rainboom, which Rainbow told me about, but it was mixed with my cutie mark colors as well.

She opened her eye and sighed, "Alright I give."

I smirked, "Alright."

I snapped my fingers and we teleported back to the Cloudsdale park, but we were still accelerating. I snapped my fingers quick to decelerate with Rainbow and we crashed into a hill of clouds. When the clouds dispersed, I saw Rainbow hugging my chest very tightly.

"Uh... Skittles we are safe now." I said.

She looked at me and was blushing, "You, me, dinner."

'She just asked you out on a date after performing a Rainboom that was mixed with my colors.' I thought.

I smiled, "Sure I'd like that Skittles."

She nuzzled my chest, "Can we... Stay like this?"

I smirked, "What are you getting at?"

She lightly punched my chest, "Idiot."

I chuckled, "Yeah, but I'm your idiot."

I look up to the sky and think how my life changed when Frank told me that I can have a new life. I was surprised that I was living in the world of MLP and I never thought that I would be dating one of the main tomboy or tomcolt of the show. After our little cuddle session, we made our way to Ponyville and Rainbow wanted to go to this new restaurant. It was a small Cafe, that was made a few weeks ago, that was called 'The Prancing Pony'. I smiled when I head turned to the sign which looked the same from Lord of the Rings.

We made our way inside to find Aston wiping down the bar area. I was shocked and I glanced at Rainbow who had her jaw dropped when Applejack came out of the basement.

Applejack smiled, "Well howdy Logan, Rainbow. What can I do for you today?"

"Applejack... Why are you here and why is Aston here as well?" Rainbow asked.

I walked to Aston and bumped fists with him, "Dude, how did you land such a job?"

Aston shrugged, "It's a long story, but if you guys want to take a seat. I'll be glad to tell you."

"This I got to hear." Rainbow said sitting on a bar stool.

"Now hold on there partner, I just have to ask you two something." Applejack said.

"Shoot away cow-mare." I smirked.

She raised an eyebrow, "I saw a Rainboom today and it was different from what Rainbow usually makes. Looking at your cutie mark; I'd say you had to do something with it."

I raised my hands, "Well it was a little game called uncle," I ruffled Rainbows hair, "but no harm no foul, right?"

"Just as long nopony got hurt. I also want to inform that Aston got his cutie mark as well." Applejack smiled.

Aston showed his right wrist and it was an Apple pouring a juice into a cup.

"I don't know what that means, but congrats man." I said.

Aston chuckled, "It means I can make the best Apple-cider homemade really quick."

Rainbow was practically drooling when he said Apple-cider, "Now I really need to hear this story."

I smiled, "Well if you don't flood the joint with your fluids; I'll buy you a cup of apple-cider."

She blushed and wiped her mouth with her hoof, "That will be fine by me."

Just then a sap green coat mare came out of the basement and ran to hug Aston. A sudden peck on the cheek was given and gave Rainbow and I the blushes.

"Hey Apple Honey." Aston said pecking her back.

"Hey Aston. Who's your friend?" She asked.

"This is Logan and Rainbow Dash. I was going to tell them my story of how I met you and got my cutie mark." He informed.

"Oh that is wonderful dear, but what about the customers?" She asked.

"I just closed the shop for the night." Applejack quipped.

"Can we get moving on the story now and two Apple-cider please." I said putting down four bits.

Author's Notes:

If you don't believe me on Nostalgia Critic making Taste the Rainbow Mother Fucker Reference. Here's a link.

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