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The Unexpected Adventure

by Tank Drill

Chapter 34: Jayden's Wedding Interrupted

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-Jayden's Point of View-

This is a big thing for me. Like Steven Magnet said, 'The wedding is everything.' It's the truth, there has been nothing but stress around Canterlot and it was slowly driving me mad. Luna wasn't doing any better than I was, she had to relearn the proper ways of being a bride. Once in a while, I had to avert my eyes when she was talking about wedding terms to Discord and Pinkie. Those days were tame, but the day before the wedding day? Oh, it's a whole new level of fuckery in your mind. My noggin almost got fried when we got to Agrabah because of how hot it is, but Luna was able to cast a spell to where our bodies can endure the heat and be cool enough.

I didn't know who came with us, but I was able to see Frank and Ryan with their mare's. As for the rest, they were helping Luna for her bachelorette party. I looked behind me to see that Frank and Ryan were smirking their faces off. I gulped internally, 'This Bachelor party is going to be a nightmare!'

"H-Hey guys..." I greeted them.

"We're going to get you so drunk, it's not even going to be funny." Frank almost chuckled.

Ryan levitated a wooden mug to my face, "Yeah, drunk..."

"You guys are bastards." I insulted them but got dragged by Frank's magic in response.


I was hung over the next day, not remembering what happened the night before. I tried to snap my fingers, but I couldn't feel them and I knew immediately that I turned back into a Pegasus. I felt a small ball of fur against my back, I got off of it and Angel Bunny was there. He was up and annoyed, probably because I was laying on top of him. I moved my mouth to say, 'sorry' and he slightly smiled for the apology. I cast my magic on my body to get rid of the hangover and it did wonders. I got out of bed and glanced around my area. I was in my room and saw my suit, that was fit for a Pegasus and sighed.

"It seems that the party was safe to where I was able to forget about it." I sighed.

"Oh, you don't even know the half of it, buddy!" Discord cheered.

I almost yelled, but I was too tired to even move, "You never cease to amaze me Discord."

"Hey, at least I'm taking care of you, Spike and Frank for this part of the wedding." He slightly pouted.

'Ah, yeah that's right, Frank is my best man and Spike is the ring bearer.' I thought as some important memories started to flood back in. "At least you're in charge of the music this time because Pinkie has to handle all the decorations and the pastries."

Discord smiled, "True and speaking of music." He snaps his fingers and appeared outside. Then a familiar tune started to appear through my ears. I smiled and let Discord have his moment.

-Discord's point of view-

-Music-

[Discord]
There's a party here in Agrabah
There's excitement in the air
Pony's pouring in from near and far
'Cause Luna and Jayden are gonna have a weddin'

There's a party here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there
So if you're a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair!

You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty
A turban that's unraveling just won't do
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through
There's a party here in Agrabah
So I'm goin' to paint the town
if you want to see what colors are
Follow me around

[Crowd of Pony's]
Jayden's gettin' married
And it's gonna be the wedding of the century

[Discord]
My buddy's gettin' married and you're gonna see
Just how much I can do

You've heard of your Safari Bar Mitzvahs
You've all been to a luau sweet sixteen
well none of them compare to what this is
The food will be disgusting, by evening you'll be bursting

[Group of Bride Mare's]
There's a party here in Agrabah
And it's got us all aglow

[Discord]
If a human could have come so far
Maybe I could do it
Sure, there's nothing to it

[Snooty Mare]
There's a party here in Agrabah
But we're not sure that we'll go
For although the bride is ladidah
The groom is awfully low

[Discord as a Reporter]
Now we take you down to the palace
Where everyone has celebrated all night long

[Random Citizen]
Without evil and all of its malice
Everybody is happy!

[Discord as a Reporter]
What could possibly go wrong?

[Unknown]
There's a party here in Agrabah
And we're gonna rob 'em blind
While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance
I'll sneak up from behind

[Spike]
There's a party here in Agrabah
And the loot is pouring in
I like this wedding stuff so far
Maybe if I'm pleasant I'll get to keep a present

[Discord]
We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers
And valets who will carefully park for you
The bridesmares have been dressing for hours
Mares you look just lovely and so grown up too

There's a party here in Agrabah
Guests are filling up the room
But there's something missing, Yes, a-ha!

[Celestia]
Where is the groom?

-Jayden's point of view-

"Somebody's going to get married!!" Discord cheered.

"Where did that come from?" I asked.

"Something about the music magic making us sing to which nopony minds." Spike explained. Angel Bunny was there too and I was a bit confused about what was going on.

"How did you... Nevermind." I sighed knowing the works of magic.

I heard the music coming back on and I knew it was my turn to sing. For the marriage, and the love I have for Luna, let's give everypony a show.

-Music-

[Jayden]
There's a party here in Agrabah
And the Party's all for me
Just look you guys, at where we are
And how our dreams have come to be

[Luna]
There's a party here in Agrabah
And l can't believe it's true
After all this waiting, here we are
We'll finally get to say "I do"

[Jayden]
I never ever had a real family

[Luna]
I never ever had a real true friend

[Luna and Jayden]
Someone who could just understand me

[Spike]
Hey, come on Jayden, this mush has gotta end!

[Discord]
There's a party here in Agrabah
And it's starting right away
Let's get you dressed 'course you're the star!
Hey, come on, it's your wedding day!

[Crowds of Pony's]
Jayden's getting married
And it's gonna be the wedding of
The century Amazing how
Jayden's could have come so far

[Discord]
They're finally getting married!

[Celestia]
They're finally getting married!

[Unknown]
They're finally getting married!

[Spike]
Look at all these presents!

[Luna]
We're finally getting married!

[Angel Bunny]
You're finally getting married!

[Jayden]
I'm finally getting married!

[Crowd of Pony's]
They're finally gettin' married
At the party in Agrabah!!
Such a sight to see
Come on, go with me
To the party in Agrabah!


I glanced at Discord at his antics and couldn't help but smile, "A party going on now! Gotta party! Gotta party! Help me! I can't stop myself! Somebody rub the statue! Somebody rub the statue! Ah, you know I feel it!" He glances around the room and everypony was gawking at him, "That's enough."

I look at Celestia, "Morning Princess."

She nods, "Morning, soon-to-be-brother-in-law."

I shivered when she said those words, it was something that I had to get used to. Luna and I were going to become family and Celestia is going to be my sister-in-law.... I flinched when I heard Celestia's cry's of help to rut her at the Canterlot Hall.

"You feeling alright Jayden?" Celestia asked.

I shook my head, "Yeah, just some memories decided to resurface."

"Oh?"

"It's nothing important, let's just get this wedding going before my stress comes back."

"Agreed, I don't want any of my family to become stressed at a time like this. I can definitely see that Luna might be nervous as well."

I entered the altar to see that Frank and Ryan were in their suits waiting patiently for me on the right. To my left was their mares, Sunset, Twilight, and Coco. I was told that Frank had two mares in his herd and all I have to say is this... 'You motherfucker.' I thought as an insult to him. I walked up to the altar with Celestia, where I met up with the priest. He was a white colored Unicorn with a book as a cutie mark that had runes on top of it.

"Ready for the wedding, Sir Jayden?" He asked.

I nodded and sent Celestia to comfort the bride of honor, "Ready as I'll ever be."

He smiled, "Good, good." He waves at the pianist and starts to play the wedding tune.

I stood there, slightly frightened of this moment. My heart felt like it was going to explode out of my chest. The front doors open to the flower filly's and Celestia and Luna walk out up the aisle. How can I describe this? Luna, with her beauty of the night, has taken that and made it into the most wonderful bride dress. The dress was light blue with sparkling stars at the back and wore a moon colored veil. She looked amazing and my heart almost stopped to the amount of cuteness that her face was making. It was simply priceless.

It didn't take long for her to stand in front of me and the priest cleared his throat, "Dearly Beloved, we're gathered here today to witness the engagement of two very special pony's."

"AWWW!! SUCH A NICE WEDDING!!!" A voice shouted, interrupting the wedding. The music stopped and the lights slowly went dim.

I clenched my fist in frustration, "Who said that....." I gritted my teeth.

Out of nowhere there was this dark puff of smoke and a poof noise. There was a man in a black suit who was radiating some sort of black energy... 'Wait... That's black magic!!' My mind shouted.

"Who are you?!" Ryan shouted.

"Oh! I'm so glad that my minions didn't tell you about me!"

"I know who you are." I glance to my left to see that Frank spoke those words, "I can't say your name, but I know you're not real."

"Ah, guilty as charged, you all did create me when the six of you walked into that mirror. Though, let me just say that it wouldn't have been possible if you hadn't killed me at the mall." He said.

I saw Frank's face turn pale, "W-what?"

"What do you mean?!" Ryan demanded to know.

He smirked, "I took the form of Chrysalis and wanted someone to kill me which is my nature, for I am a Doppelgänger. I take form of anything as long as they express it through emotions and thinking. Frank, when you killed me, all of your friends and their own bullies made me form to who I am today. Sure some of them came over that bully and murdered them, but I wanted to stop that staying alive bullshit. So what did I do? Get the minions and kill three of your friends by possession and a sacrificial ritual to release your inner beast. Which I'm pretty amazed that this imbecile," He points to Ryan, "Doesn't have that power."

"BEGONE!! FOWL MONSTER!" Luna shouted in her Canterlot voice and fired a magical beam towards him.

It made an impact by stabbing his shoulder through but somehow didn't affect him what so ever. He smirked and the hole healed over in a silver paste. He wiggles his fingers and tsk's to her. "I might have felt that, but Doppelgänger's heal instantly and are immune to magic."

"Luna..." Her attention turns to me, "Give me my Scythe and I'll finish him myself."

"Oh!? Getting ballsy aren't we?" He mocked.

I lifted my right hand up and with Luna's magic, my scythe appeared against my wing, "You are ruining our wedding at the wrong time, stress has been built up for this special moment to happen between us. Now, I'm angry and two, you're going to pay for your actions."

He brings up his hand and waves his fingers inward, "Come and get it then."

"Ryan, Frank," I asked for their attention, "Get ready for battle, I don't think we're the only one's here."

"That's right." The priest said as he lunged himself towards me with the intent to kill. In a matter of seconds, Frank smashed his hoof into the face and the priest's body became liquid.

"Not today." Frank sighed as he loosened his suit with his magic.

Ryan spoke out, "Everypony out!"

With that said, the bride mares, Luna, Celestia, and everypony else left the altar. There were ten in total who didn't leave and slowly transformed into a pony shape that was the color silver. Frank sighed and the sword he got from Derick appeared in magical grasp. Ryan stepped up and transformed into his Changeling form.

The Doppelgänger chuckled, "Well this is interesting, from the memories I had from you three have totally changed from perspective! Frank, who was judged as a retard for being himself, is now a magic sword wielding Unicorn. Ryan, who was shunned from many people because of how he looked, is now part Changeling. Jayden, who was alone and due to an event, his mind shattered and developed multiple personalities to help him is now a Scythe wielding strategist." He claps his hands, "I would say that your lives have improved since you first came into Equestria, but one thing still bothers me." He smirks, "Why are you all horse fuckers?"

"That's it!!" I shouted as I swung my scythe and the shear wind pushed all the minions to topple over and we ran into the fray. I sliced through different minions, their bodies didn't heal up, their pieces decorated the floor with silver liquid.

"YAH!" Frank grunted as his sword sliced a minion in half.

"Stay back!" Ryan shouted as he fired a green beam into a different minion to make them disintegrate.

'So what's the plan?' Binary said within my head.

'*sigh* Not now Binary.' I shoved him off.

'Is Luna alright?' Valentine asked.

'She's fine.'

'You need us to help, whether you want it or not.' Sorrow spoke up, 'You're out of your league.'

I sighed audibly, 'Fine, lend me your strength then.'

'Watch your six.' Binary advised.

With a flawless swoop, I slashed another enemy with my scythe. 'Let me just do a little touch here...' Sorrow said as he fiddled with something within me. I blinked and saw that I became a human again. I glanced around my surroundings and looked at my wielding hand, it radiated with my magic. Probably from the amount that made me into a Pegasus in the first place. I look at the main enemy and fired all of my concealed magic at him. He laughed as it almost obliterated him, but once the beam went past, he reformed.

"Fool, didn't I tell you that magic is useless!?" He shouted.

I smirked, "What magic?"

Suddenly he explodes into millions of silver liquid pieces that had become frozen. There was an audible scream or yell from him but was cut due to the immense boom. 'Fucking hell.' I thought. Sorrow just chuckles, 'That's how much magic you got when you transformed into a Pegasus. I just extracted it, made you into a human again and fired off a liquid nitrogen bomb within him.'

'Well... The power of magic prevails... I guess.' I thought sheepishly.

I look around me and the minions that had turned into puddles started to move around. 'Fuck...' I thought as I saw the liquid gather up into one area of the altar. All the frozen bits melted and headed back into the puddle. The same figure forms from the bottom to the top. The eyes of the figure formed, they were pure black when he opened them. A string of fear struck inside me, this enemy that we're facing won't be like any of the minions he sent.

'Well, we're fucked.' Sorrow announced.

'Not helping...' I responded, 'Anything Binary?'

'Difficult opponent... Still thinking....' He said.

"Great." I said aloud.

"Way to go Jayden." Ryan sighs in exhaustion.

"I think we were all fooled." Frank panted.

"No... You think?" I hissed at the duo.

The mouth of the enemy formed a smirk, "Things just got a whole lot interesting..."

Author's Notes:

That's part one of the final arc of the series. There is three left until the three part epilogue. So I hoped you enjoyed it.

Next Chapter: Ryan's Interrigation Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 20 Minutes
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