The Unexpected Adventure
Chapter 3: Frank dealing with panicking friends.
Previous Chapter Next ChapterI am a reasonable person who likes to analysis situations with scientific reason. This blew me out of that reason and shoved it into my ass that science isn't the answer. Magic seems to be real, there are talking ponies, Unicorns, Pegasus and who knows what in this world. Frank did this scenario with Jayden and I that three coins were given to us and we chose Equestria instead of Corpse party and/or Minecraft with all the mods. Aston, Ryan and I were shouting our lungs out when Frank flew out the mirror and landed on the bed.
That's when I heard Jayden's, 'Fuck a duck', call that shook the literal heavens that got me to laugh so hard I almost want to torture him more. Yes I can be that person that wants to annoy his friends, but now I am neutral to this new situation on my shoulders. I look around the room and it was completely made out of crystals. I look at the bed, which I landed on, and it was all messed up. My O.C.D. kicked in and I started to making up the bed. I didn't care what people think, because this bed saved me when I flew out of the portal.
"Ah, Connor I see your O.C.D. hasn't changed one bit." Frank said holding a clipboard.
I finished and walked up to him, "What in the name in Mary Jesus are we doing in a Pony world?"
"I need to know that too; I thought we were going to live in a mansion somewhere in St. Louis." Aston said.
Logan was looking out the window, "Well I don't mind, it is sure a hell of a difference from Earth."
Frank patted his shoulder, "I'm glad you're in agreement, Logan."
I crossed my shoulders, "Alright... Maybe Logan has gone crazy... Or I died and gone to hell."
"You mean Tartarus?" Twilight corrected.
I face palmed when she said that. Not only there are safe words in this world, but I'll be probably corrected by a lot of ponies and who knows what.
"Frank I have to ask you one thing." he turned his attention to me, "What am I going to do in this pony world?"
"Equestria." He corrected.
I face-palmed again, "It means the same god damn-"
"Instead of god, use Celestia, Luna or Discord's name in vain." He smirked.
"OH! SWEET MERCIFUL CELSETIA!!!!!" I shouted.
I realized what I said and face-palmed again. I think I am going to get a bruise sooner or later on my forehead.
Frank sighed, "I will tell you the story of how I met Twilight."
"Story time?" Ryan asked.
I turned to Ryan and Aston who were watching me trying to argue to a gentle giant. The only reason why I call him that is because he is taller than me by a foot and he is super nice! I really can't win against a nice guy. I sighed and sat on the bed I listened to his story.
My mouth dropped when I heard that Frank was going out with the main character of the show. I didn't know how to react, but I guess it would be fine for him to date a pony in this world because the ponies are sentient beings... It could work out... Why am I thinking this? I shook my head trying to get rid of the thoughts.
Frank continued, "If you're wondering what your guys will be doing for a job, I have several things planned out. Twilight's friends, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have employment for you all. Aston, your strength alone can handle Applejack's harvest in about a week and they would love to have you there at the farm. Ryan you loved making clothes for our action figures, so Rarity wants help getting clothing designs on paper and out to the fashion industry. Logan you love looking at the clouds and always wondered how the weather works. Rainbow would be happy to have you on board for the Rainbow Factory/weather making. As for you Connor..."
I braced for impact of what I was going to be on. It was either Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy. I got nothing against them both, but I saw Cupcakes HD and Smile HD which scared me for almost my life because I forgot about it.
Frank spoke, "Connor since your cooking degree is in top shape, Pinkie would love to have you to cook pastries for Sugarcube corner and her future parties."
"Why do I have to go with a lunatic?" I asked.
Frank frowned, "What happens on the internet stays on the internet Connor. This world is nothing you saw online and Twilight should know."
She nodded, "Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow and Fluttershy are great friends and they would do nothing to hurt you all."
I sighed, "So what about Jayden?"
Speak of the fucking devil. Jayden appeared out of nowhere with a blue pony that had a horn and wings. Her mane was flowing as if there was wind coming through the room, I think her name is Luna. I jumped and hid behind the bed.
"FUCK A DUCK!!" I shouted.
Jayden turned to face me, "Well at least I can get you to say it to huh?"
"You scared the living shit out of me." I whined.
Jayden laughed, "Serves you right Emo kid."
"Hey!" I shouted.
"GUYS!" Frank shouted.
Everyone was silent, but it got Jayden and I to shut. Luna walked up to Frank and whispered something in his ear. He nodded as he scribbled on his clip board. I wonder what she was to him about. While they were talking, I just stick my tongue out to Jayden just to finish up the little argument we had.
Frank cleared his throat, "Jayden you're a lucky son of a gun. You get accommodation at the Canterlot Castle and are positioned as Royal Strategist."
"Dude congrats!" I said.
Jayden scratched his head, "I didn't know I had it in me."
"Yes, you do have the know-how to lead an army. I learned this because you beat me at Chess which is my favorite game." Luna stated.
"I really don't know what came over me." he said.
"Maybe that's your special talent." Frank grinned.
Jayden tapped his chin, "I don't know."
"Anyway, I will take his luggage and show him to his room." Luna said levitating his suitcase.
"Alright make sure that he gets here for a big party that Pinkie might-" he slaps himself, "Sorry thinking without Pinkie logic. Pinkie is in fact going to have a party for us all tonight."
Twilight looks at him, "I still don't know how you can predict it."
He smiled, "It's a sense not a secret."
Twilight puffed her cheeks at him and he chuckled. I smirked, if was the first time I smiled in this world, but it was going to be a while before I can get used to it. Pinkie logic? I think my head would explode if I tried to figure something like that.
"Well I guess Jayden and I are off. We will see you at the party at Sugarcube corner?" She asked.
Frank's left leg twitched, "Make that Twilight's castle, if you don't mind Twilight, and I sense Pinkie is a coming to meet new faces. You guys might want to go soon."
Twilight nods in approval and Luna nods, but Jayden had a confused look on his face.
"What do you me-" he was cut off because he was gone.
"Well that was eventful." I sighed.
"We're just getting started." he said.
I fall on my back on top of the bed groaning. 'This is going to be a long day...' I thought.
'We're just getting started?' I repeated in my head. What else is there to do except getting our new jobs in a pony society? There was a party so I guess our employers are going to introduce themselves to us. I know Frank already said this, but when I made those clothes, they were meant for fun, not for the fashion industry. If Frank thinks I have the confidence in me then I can give it a try. Who knows maybe I'll become Rarities personal assistant someday.
"So when do we get started?" I asked.
Frank flipped over some pages and glanced at me, "Well for one we need you guys to get settled in your accommodations."
Twilight cleared her throat, "Well just to let you know I will be guiding you all to your new work areas. I can see that Jayden got his first job as a royal Strategist, we need to make haste so we can get to the party."
Frank snapped his fingers and the clipboard disappears into thin air. I need to know how he does that. He snaps his fingers again and the suit cases were levitating in the air.
"Let's get going shall we?" He said.
The six of us, Twilight and Frank at front, Aston and I at the middle, and Connor and Logan at the back; were heading for Sugarcube corner. I looked behind Connor and Logan; the suitcases were following right behind us.
I look at Aston, "How does he do that?"
He glances at me, "Do what?"
I pointed to the suit cases and Aston laughed, "Did you not hear what he said that 'he gained magic because of the three Princesses cutie marks?'"
I remembered what Frank said and snapped my fingers, "So if I get a tattoo I get magical powers?"
Frank sighed, "I'm afraid not Ryan. You see it happened by accident and I am stuck with Magic, but hey, I'm not complaining."
We all stopped at our destination and Sugarcube corner was a gingerbread house. I was about to lick it, but Frank slapped the back of my head. I yelped in pain and I looked up at him.
"It's not real candy." He stated.
I stick my tongue out, "It was worth a try."
"So is Pinkie here?" Connor asked.
"Let's see..." Frank said
I saw his head twitch, right leg jumped and left arm went all wavy. Then he shuddered.
"Pinkie..." he whispered.
"What's going on?" Logan asked.
He drops the suitcases, sprint towards Connors and opened it. Confetti, balloons, and party toys came flying out of his suit case. This made Aston jump back a few feet because fireworks were flying out and exploded ten feet above saying 'Welcome new Employee!'
Frank sighed and levitated a smiling pink pony out of Connor's suit case.
"Pinkie, remember what I told you about surprising your friends to death?" He asked.
"Aww! You're no fun! You found me and yet I didn't sense you coming at all." Pinkie said.
Connor walked up to Pinkie, "I guess you just wanted to make me feel welcomed?"
Pinkie nodded, "Yep! We got so much training for you to do! Cooking at Sugarcube corner is no joke when it comes to its pastries, cupcakes and mostly cake."
Frank dropped Pinkie and she landed on her feet. What was she? Is she a pony with some sort of powers? I turned to Twilight and she sighed.
"Don't try to explain or question it, it's just Pinkie Pie and Frank." she stated.
"Well you heard the mare; let's not question it." Logan said.
I was about to question it, but Frank interrupted, "Right so, Connor we'll see you at the party at Twilight's and I am going to show my friends their accommodations."
Pinkie saluted, "Okie Dokie Loki!"
I watched her as she took Connor, holding his suit case (Which was not burning), into the shop and the door closed making feel confused.
I'm not mad at my friend Frank, but I am actually glad that he brought me into this world. I was suffering when I was going through college on Football only. I just wanted something that I can just lay back and relax with my friends. Now Frank gave me that opportunity and soon who knows what's going to happen next.
After the whole fiasco that was Pinkie Pie; we were now on our way to Rarities Boutique to drop off Ryan. I was wondering what kind of farm I am going to be working at. From the looks of it, I can see some apple trees in the distance, so maybe an apple farm? I don't know I am just here for the ride. We made it to the Boutique and went inside.
"Are you sure were allowed in here?" I asked.
"Relax Aston, Rarity's Boutique is a public store that she happens to live in." Frank informed.
"Well that's very convenient." Ryan said.
Twilight nodded, "Yes, she is Ponyville's top fashion designer."
"Oh I wouldn't say I am Ponyville's top fashion designer, I just do my best." Said a voice.
I turned to see a white unicorn pony with three diamonds on her flank. Behind her was a lizard? No, a dragon eye goggling all over her; I can definitely see hearts coming out of his forehead. I said nothing about the dragon and continued to listen to the conversation.
"Good to see you Rarity, I'm here to drop off your new employee." Frank stated.
"Oh! That's wonderful darling!" she said.
He points to Ryan, "This is Ryan and he will be working for you."
He stepped forward holding his suit case and Rarity was inspecting him. I wasn't sure of what was going on, but if I would have to guess, Rarity is inspecting his sense of fashion. Seeing that we're in a Boutique, I can understand that there might be some high standards.
"Hmm... He will do the job. Do you have past experience?" She asked.
Frank handed her a picture, "I took a photo of my memory with a spell. This is Ryan when he made suits for our action figures."
Rarity looked over the photo and cleared her throat, "Welcome aboard darling."
Ryan chuckled, "Thanks' for the job."
"Now I must lead you to your room. Come, come." She said heading for the stairs.
"Rarity, just to let you know that there is a party at Twilight's Castle that Pinkie and Connor are hosting." Frank informed.
"Ah! Yes, yes. I'll definitely come to the party and bring Ryan with me." She said.
I noticed the dragon was eyeing Ryan and was mouthing, 'I'm watching you.' I smirked at the little dragon, he reminded me when I was in middle school and trying to ask a girl who was out of my league.
"Spike you want to come with us to meet up with Applejack?" Twilight asked.
He looked at her, "Nah. I was in the middle of helping Rarity."
I rolled my eyes and I noticed that Twilight did the same.
"Alright we're heading out now!" Frank said.
"Say hello to Applejack for me!" Rarity said as she led Ryan up the stairs.
We headed out to what is going to be my future job. This was going to be a weird time for me and to meet who my boss was.
Well it isn't easy being me. Even though I am lazy like some folks, but at heart I am a hard worker... When I wanted to be. Anyway I hate my world because of the pollution, global warming, politics, and so much crap that I really didn't care about. This world of Equestria however is different, what do you breathe in? I can breath in fresh air that isn't polluted. What's around here ruling the land? Two gods who raise the sun and moon? That is pretty epic and this world is very colorful.
We made our way to Sweet Apple Acres as we saw the sign up ahead. I smiled as we made our way to a house. This house was an old style barn and there were some wagons filled with apples.
"Applejack?" Frank asked.
"Well howdy there partner!" Applejack shouted.
An orange pony came out the house; she was a typical cow girl with her cowboy hat and tied her hair into a ponytail. No pun intended.
"Hey there Applejack, I got your employee right here. Oh! Rarity wanted to say hi." Frank informed.
Aston was given his suitcase and he walked up to Applejack. He then knelt down to her eye level and held out his hand for a shake. Applejack then tried to shake his hand as fast, but couldn't. He and Applejack just did a normal handshake. Which made Frank have a surprised face.
"Name's Aston. Glad to meet you Applejack." Aston said.
Applejack smirked, "Well it looks like we got ourselves a strong one here. Come on inside I'll introduce you to the family."
Frank waved at them both, "We'll meet you at the party at Twilight's alright Applejack?"
She looked at him, "Pinkie?"
"Yep."
"Predicted her sense again?"
"Yep."
"Well aright then. I'll meet you guys tonight." She said.
"See you then." he said walking away.
Twilight and I followed Frank and we headed to who knows what, but I really didn't care much. Maybe it was something about working at a Rainbow Factory? I wonder how the hell that works.
With that taken care of, now I can just call upon Rainbow Dash to get her convinced to get Logan a job. We stopped at the middle of the field and I snapped my fingers for my clipboard was now in my hands. I checked off who I dropped off and now it was Logan's turn.
"Alright Logan, how do you feel about flying?" I asked.
"I love the sky dude, what do you think?" He replied.
"I do have a permanent spell for you to jump like Goku from Dragon Ball and you can land on clouds easily." Frank said.
He smiled and presented his body in open arms, "Hit me baby!"
With nothing holding me back I cast a super lightweight spell and a cloud walking spell with the snap of my fingers. When I cast the spell I amplified my voice with magic to wake up a sleeping Rainbow Dash.
"RAINBOW DASH!!!!" I shouted.
Rainbow rushed out of the sky and stopped right in front of me. She was a few inches away from me; she then slowly scooted back for my personal bubble.
"What's up?" she asked.
"I am here to give your recruit for the Rainbow Factory." I said.
He looks at Logan who waved at her.
She turned to me, "How is he going to do that?"
"Logan do your thing." I said.
He jumped normally and flew up into the sky. He shouted in glee and landed on a cloud. Rainbow had her jaw out and immediately flew up to him.
"That was awesome!" She shouted.
She high hoofed him and they started talking about their names, but I interrupted them.
"Don't forget about the party!" I shouted.
They nodded and they started to walk away into the clouds.
Twilight turned to me, "That went well."
I sighed, "Now I am beat, I need to rest before the party and I'll tell you about my nightmare."
She smiled, "Alright. Let's head back."
At a random cave in the dragon lands you see a shattered mirror slowly starting to reassemble itself. When it is complete you see that it looks like the mirror that is in Frank's room. Next you see a hand grabbing the edge of the mirror.
"Finally..." it said.
When it completely came out of the mirror and it looked around its surrounds. Right behind it was three more figures that appeared from the mirror.
"The time has come..." one said.
"For our revenge?" The other asked.
"No for dominance." It said.
"I like the sound of that." The third chuckled.
The four of them started to laugh in unison as they look at the view of Canterlot and Ponyville in the distance.
Next Chapter: Party time! Estimated time remaining: 10 Hours, 33 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
With that done and dusted I am going to take a little break for my head to settle the brainstorm currently in my head. For now Comment down below about your favorite character. Is it Frank, Jayden, Connor, Aston, Ryan or Logan?
Edit: I found some misspelling and some misplaced words and fix it.