Author's Notes:

I hope you enjoy the longer chapters

"One merr!" a blue mare slurred, before hiccuping as she set her bottle on the counter.

She was wearing a black miniskirt and a large white t-shirt that went down to her crotch. The neckline of her shirt fell down around her right shoulder and made it obvious that she had no bra on.

The bartender came over and picked up the bottle. "I think you've had enough, Miss Aqua..."

"Dammit, I'll till ya when I've 'ad enough..." the mare complained, pointing at the colt with a quick thrust of her finger, accidentally knocking the bottle from his hand.

It shattered on the floor as the colt sighed, eyeing her. He then put a hand on her shoulder. "Go home, Aqua... Get some sleep. I'll just add this to your tab."

The mare hesitated before sighing. "Fine..." she groaned, stumbling off her stool. The colt held her arm to make sure she didn't fall over. "I got it," she slurred, pulling her arm away once she was balanced.

"Sleep well."

Aqua smiled drunkenly. "I always dooooo..." she cooed before stumbling away.

The colt chuckled and shook his head before looking down at the broken bottle. "One of those nights..."

The mare stumbled outside and hiccuped. "Which way's home?" she asked herself, starting to walk off in the direction she thought was right.

Looking around, she started to pout. "I don't recognize these tall building thingies at all..." Just then she heard a faint scuffle. "He-ello?!" she called with a hiccup as she looked around. Nothing. "Hmm..." she groaned, continuing her walk before hearing the sound of footsteps close by. She lazily turned around, wobbling a little. Nothing. "I'm not... that drunk, am I?"

She continued on before stumbling and falling into the side of a building, leaning against it for support before holding her head. "Shiff..." she slurred, before sliding down the wall into a seated position.

She then saw a mare leave an alley across from where she was. She was pink with long darker pink hair. She was wearing a black shirt with a large neckline, that drooped down her shoulder, and revealed her belly. She also had on black pants and black sneakers.

"H-Hey..." Aqua lazily waved. "Could you he-elp me... home?" she hiccuped.

The pink mare giggled and knelt down in front of her. "Of course..." she cooed in a slightly high-pitched voice. She then reached out and gently took Aqua's arm, helping her up.

The blue mare put her arm around the mare and smiled. "Thanks..." she said, her head resting on the pink mare's shoulder.

"Come on..." the other mare said, beginning to lead her home.

"Do you... even know where I live, Pinkie?" Aqua asked, a little drool leaking from her mouth.

The pink mare giggled. "Of course... I know where everyone lives."

"That's..." Hiccup. "...true... You do know everyone..."

"That I do..." Pinks cooed, eyeing her. "Part of my party planning hobby requires me to know a lot about everyone."

Aqua giggled drunkenly, poking Pinks' nose. "You talk a lot..."

Pinkamena smiled and took her hand, removing it from her nose. "I know..."

The two kept walking until they arrived at a nice-looking, two-story blue house with a white door.

"Want me to help you to your bedroom?" Pinks asked.

Aqua smiled and hiccuped again. "That'd be great, thanks..."

"No problem..." the pink mare replied, helping the mare open the door and enter. "Always glad to help out a friend..." she cooed as she helped Aqua up the stairs.

"You're such a good friend, Pinkie..."

Pinkamena smiled and opened the bedroom door, helping the mare inside and over to her bed. "I know..." she replied as she helped Aqua lay down on the bed. She then pulled the mare's shoes and socks off, looking over her feet with a smile. She then pulled the covers over her and leaned in. "Sleep tight..." she cooed, kissing Aqua on the forehead. "Don't let the bedbugs bite..."

"Th-There's bugs in here?" Aqua asked, looking around before looking under the covers.

The pink mare giggled and placed a hand on Aqua's chest, gently pushing her back down. "It's just a saying... Now, sleep."

Aqua smiled and nodded, letting out a yawn before closing her eyes. Pinkie smiled and slid her left hand to the mare's right brest, feeling it through the shirt as she leaned in and kissed Aqua on the lips briefly.

"Sweet dreams..." she cooed, before giving the mare's cheek a long lick.

She then got up and looked Aqua over before leaving the room. Once she was outside, she looked around. Letting out a sigh, she clsoed the door and left the house.

The bartender whistled to himself as he cleaned a glass, before setting it on the shelf. He then looked around the bar, seeing no one and sighing.

"Slow night..." he said to himself, taking another glass and cleaning it. He then turned to put it on the shelf and turned back around, letting out a gasp when he saw a pink mare sitting at the stool directly behind him. "Oh... Pinkie..."

"Hey..." she said.

"What are you doing out so late?" the bartender asked her. "Aren't you usually home right now, getting sleep so you're ready for the next day?"

"Usually... But, I figured I'd take a night stroll... I actually just helped Aqua home."

"You did?" asked the colt, smiling. "Then, have a drink on the house," he said, setting a glass on the counter and filling it.

Pinkamena smiled darkly and took it. "Thanks," she said, sipping it and setting it down. "Damn, that's good..." The colt smiled and set the bottle on the counter. Pinks eyed it before eyeing the colt. "Why not join me in a few drinks?" she asked him. "Seems slow in here tonight."

"Oh, it is... It's just been Aqua and you so far..." the colt said, taking a glass off the shelf and filling it.

"Well, Ash... Perhaps, you need a day job instead. More excitement, right?" asked Pinks, taking a sip.

Ash chuckled and sipped his own. "True..." he said, setting the glass down.

"Then again... if you did... you wouldn't get to hit on all the drunk mares..."

Ash smirked and drank some more. "I don't do that..." he said.

"Oh?" asked the pink mare, leaning in. "Never a peek at their chest when they're wondering where they are?"

"Never..." the colt said, sipping some more. "I respect others, especially mares."

"Oh, you're a good boy, huh?"

"Yes..."

Pinkie smiled. "What if one came onto you?"

The colt blushed lightly. "Excuse me?"

Pinks then got up and went behind the counter, running her finger along the counter as she approached the colt. "If a drunk mare walked up to you... and put her arms around you..." she said, doing so and getting a deeper blush from the colt. "What would you do?" she asked, their faces inches apart.

"But, uh... You're not drunk... are you?" asked her.

Pinkie shook her head and grabbed the bottle. "Here," she said, pushing the mouth of the bottle to the colt's lips.

Ash opened his mouth as Pinkie poured some beer in, before setting it on the counter. Pinks then leaned in and kissed him on the lips. The colt gasped into the kiss before placing his hands on the mare's hips. Pinkamena let out a chuckle and sliding her hand to Ash's crotch, grabbing it and getting a shudder from its owner.

"Nice package..." the mare cooed, reaching down and unzipping the pants.

Ash blushed even harder as Pinks dropped to her knees and began using her mouth in ways that made the colt grunt and groan.

"Holy shit..." he gasped, grabbing the counter's edge. "That's amazing..." he moaned out.

After a few minutes, he let out a grunt and a sigh, his grip on the counter relaxing.

The pink mare then stood up, licking her lips before leaning against the counter beside him. "Your turn..." she said, unzipping her pants.

The colt quickly dropped to his knees and positioned himself in front of the mare. He then leaned in and began working, getting sexy moans and gasps from the pink mare, who licked her lips.

"Mmm..." she moaned out. "That's it, baby..." she moaned out, her hand sliding to the bottle.

After about a minute, she grabbed the bottle and moaned loudly. "Oh, fuck, yes!" she screamed, before whacking the colt across the head with the bottle. She heard the thud of his body collapsing before reaching down to her crotch. "Mmm... You got me so wet... Impressive..." she cooed, before zipping her pants up. She then dropped down and placed her hand on the colt's hip, rolling him onto his back. "Now..." she cooed, reaching in her pocket and pulling out a switchblade, opening it with a sadistic grin. "...time for the real fun..."

Twilight was laying under a tree in Canterlot, wearing a white sleeveless shirt and black shorts. She was reading a crime novel with a scowel.

"Oh, come on!" she complained. "You can clearly get fingerprints from the doorknob!" She then sighed. "The cops in this book are duuuuumb..." She kept reading before groaning. "It's him! It's soooooo obvious!"

It wasn't long before she heard the sound of a carriage approaching. She closed her book and stood up, turning around to see said carriage, pulling up pretty close to her. The door opened as a white alicorn stepped out, wearing an elegant white dress.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight gasped, bowing.

"Twilight Sparkle..." the mare said, placing a hand on Twi's shoulder. "No time for formalities. We have a problem in Ponyville."

"A problem?" asked Twilight. "What sort of problem?"

"There has been a couple disappearances... and now a murder."

"A murder?" Twi gasped, covering her mouth in shock. "That's horrible!"

"I know... And, I believe you can help with the investigation."

"Me?" asked Twilight, surprised. "How can I help?"

"Because you, unlike many others, have a unique skill of seeing the smallest things. Of all the books in the library, you can pinpoint the one that is in the wrong place. You can see when something is out of place. Perhaps you can gather some evidence."

"B-But... A murderer?"

Celestia nodded. "Yes, it will be dangerous... And, I will not force you to do this... It is your decision..."

Twilight thought for a moment, weighing her options. "So... you really believe I'm the only one capable of finding evidence?"

"Well... the only one who can do it quickly and efficiently..."

The purple mare looked away in thought, before sighing. "Alright... I'll do it..."

Celestia smiled. "Thank you. Now, get in," she said, climbing back into the carriage. "I have some things to give you," she added, looking a little worried.

Twilight tilted her head in confusion before getting inside the carriage. She then felt it start to move once she sat down.

"Alright..." she said. "What is it?"

The alicorn hesitated before reaching under her bench and pulling out a plastic bag. "Here," she said, holding it out to the unicorn.

Twilight took it and set it in her lap before opening it, letting out a gasp. "A gun?"

Celestia nodded. "You are going up against a killer, Twilight. You'll need protection."

"B-But, I've... never fired a gun before..." Twilight muttered, closing the bag. "I can't do this..."

"Relax, Twilight..." said Celestia, putting a hand on her shoulder. "You can get weapon training in Ponyville... Address is in the bag as well as a badge."

"A badge?" the purple mare asked, confused.

"Yes. My Royal Guard and the Ponyville Police know we're sending someone to help... The badge tells them it's you so you have access to crime scenes."

"Crime... scenes?"

Celestia sighed. "Hopefully, it won't come to that... I'm hoping that since you are on the case... this will all be over soon."

Twilight gave her a light smile. "I'll do my best, Princess. I won't let you down."

Celestia smiled back. "I know you won't..."

Pinkamena sat in a dark room, sitting lazily in a chair with her feet up on a desk. She was holding a wine glass filled with a red liquid as a file folder sat in her lap, open and revealing a picture of Ash, the late bartender. The pink mare took a sip and flipped the page over, looking over Ash's bio. Upon seeing that he had no immediate family she smirked.

"Well, I suppose that means no one will come snooping around..." she cooed, gulping the rest of the liquid down before sighing and setting the glass on her desk. She then closed the file folder and stood up before tossing it onto her desk beside the glass.

The carriage arrived in Ponyville as Twiligt let out a sigh. She took the gun out of the bag and slid it into her pocket. She then took her badge out and examined it before putting it into her other pocket. After taking a deep breath she opened the door and stepped out, looking around her surroundings.

"Twilight," the princess said, making the mare turn around. "I arranged for you to stay at the spare bedroom on the top floor of the library. It should serve as both a nice place to sleep and a good place to read."

Twi gave her a smile. "Thank you, Princess."

The alicorn nodded. "Good luck, Twilight," she said, before the door closed and the carriage took off.

The mare watched it leave before walking into town, looking around at all the shops and houses.

"Nice, quiet place..." she said to herself. "Would be a nice place to settle down if it weren't for the disappearances and the murder..."

Pinkamena switched the Sugarcube Corner sign from "Open" to "Out On Break" and left, closing the door behind her. She then headed out into town, looking around at mares and colts that she passed, thinking of what she would do them if they were alone, ranging from seducing to murdering.

After a bit more walking she stopped upon seeing a new face.

"The hell?" she asked, stopping and leaning against the side of a nearby building.

Twilight felt her pocket, feeling the gun and sighing.

"I hope I don't have to use this..." she muttered, before spotting the pink mare.

She simply stared at her before slowly raising her hand, waving to her. The pink mare smiled and waved back before starting to approach her.

"You a newcomer?!" she called.

Twi smiled and nodded. "I am, yes!"

The pink mare stopped about a foot from Twilight. "Lost?"

"Actually, yes, I'm trying to find Sweet Apple Acres..." Twi said, remembering the address from the piece of paper Celestia put into her bag.

"Oh, I know where that is," said the pink mare. "By the way... Name's Pinkamena," she said, holding her hand out. "My friends call me Pinkie..."

"Pinkie..." said Twi, shaking her hand. "Twilight Sparkle."

"Nice to meet you, Twilight Sparkle..." said the pink mare. "Shall we?"

"Shall we what?"

Pinks chuckled. "Shall we head to Sweet Apple Acres?"

"Oh!" Twi gasped. "Right! Yes... Let's."

Pinkie giggled as she began walking. "You're cute..."

Twi blushed and eyed her. "Cute?" she asked.

"Yeah... Adorable..." she cooed in a fake baby voice.

"So... Uh..." said twilight, rubbing the back of ehr head. "You been here long?"

Pinks eyed her. "Um... Yeah, a while..."

"Where'd you live before?"

The pink mare hesitated as they left the town down a pirt path. "A, uh... rock farm... We mined, but never found a thing..."

Twi smiled. "You mined? What were your parents like? Do you have any sisters?" she asked, wanting to know more and letting her eagerness take control of her.

The pink mare eyed her again before stopping, saying nothing. She then pointed to her right. "We're here..." she said flatly.

Twi looked to find that they were stading at a gate with a sign that read, "Sweet Apple Acres".

"Oh..." she said. "Still, I'd like to know about y..." she started to say, stopping when she noticed the pink mare was gone. "Huh... Was it something I said?" she asked herself aloud.

After a moment to think, she shrugged and headed to the farm. Continuing down the path she found herself at a barn, the sounds of gunshots could be heard out back.

"Guess I'm in the right place..." she muttered, walking around the barn to find a light orange mare shooting hay barrel targets with a pistol similar to Twilight's. She was wearing a checkered shirt that was tied in the front, short short jeans, and boots. On her hands she wore black workout gloves and on her head, a cowboy hat. "Uh... Excuse me?!" Twilight called, trying to be heard over the gunshots. No luck. "HELLO!" she yelled, just as the mare stopped firing to reload.

The shooter quickly turned around and chuckled. "No need to shout, sugarcube. What can I do ya fer?"

"Uh... Gun practice?" asked Twilight. "I was told to come here if I wanted to learn to shoot..."

"Then ya heard correctly..." said AJ, motioning for her to come closer. "Come on over." Twi smiled lightly and approached the mare, who looked her over. "Ya don't... seem like the type to carry a gun..."

"I'm not... but I was put in charge of finding evidence behind the recent disappearances... and the murder... The gun's for protection."

The mare nodded with a serious expression. "Ah hope the son-of-a-bitch is caught soon..." Her expression then softened as she smiled. "Now, let's train you to kill a bad guy."

Derpy pulled some mail from a box and stuffed them into her mailbag. It was starting to get late and she was the only one working, as she was the only one willing to pull a night shift. The other employees thought her odd but she didn't care. She liked the job and the pay.

Looking through the mail she smiled. "Sugarcube Corner?" she asked aloud, before giggling. "I'll stop there first..."

She then put the rest into her bag before leaving for the last delivery run of the day. The cross-eyed gray mare smiled as she skipped off towards the sweet shop, wearing a white shirt, green skirt, a brown vest on with the mailing logo on it, and the mail bag over her shoulder.

It didn't take her long as she was eager to get to the shop, craving a delicious chocolate chip muffin. Even though it was closed at this time, Pinks usually gave her a muffin of her choice. Once she arrived, she skipped up to the door and rang the doorbell, which only worked when the store was closed as Pinks aso used the building as her home. About a minute passed with no answer.

"Hmm..." said Derpy, shrugging. "Maybe she's busy..." She waited a few more seconds before pushing the button, just as the door opened.

There stood Pinkamena in a white shirt that left her belly exposed and white shorts. She was barefoot and had a little red streak on her cheek.

"Derpy?" she asked, before smiling. "Hey."

"Hey, Pinks," the gray mare cheered. "Muffin?" she asked, holding out the mail before tilting her head. "What's that red stuff?"

The pink mare hesitated as if she had been turned to a statue, before reaching up and wiping some of the red off and examining it. "Uh... I was making a cherry pie... Guess I got some cherry juice on me," she said with a smile.

Derpy smiled back. "Oh, that makes sense."

Pinks nodded before taking a step back. "Say, uh... Why not come in?" she asked. "You can pick out your muffin yourself..."

The gray mare nodded quickly. "Sure!" she said, grinning happily as she entered.

The pink mare smiled as the mare passed her before closing the door.

Twilight lowered her smoking gun, panting a little. "How was that?" she asked.

AJ smiled and let out a light chuckle. "For a shooting range, terrible... but for close up against a killer? You should be fine."

Twi smiled and put the gun back in her pocket. "Thanks-- AH!" she gasped, quickly pulling her gun out.

"Careful, sugarcube," AJ chuckled. "Barrel's still hot."

"Right... Well, thanks for the lesson, AJ."

"Anytime. Now, ya should probably head to wherever it is yer stayin' while yer 'ere. It's gettin' late, and ya need yer rest if yer gonna head an investigation."

"True..." said Twilight with a smile.

AJ held up her hand. "Hold on..." she said, leaving and heading to a small shed nearby. She disappeared inside before emerging with a gun holster. "Here. Have this. Should be easier to carry your gun with this." She leaned in and reached around Twilight, fastening it in place while getting a blush from the bookworm seeing how close she was. Once she was done, AJ stepped back. "There. Holster yer gun now."

Twilight nodded and slipped her gun into the holster and smiled. "Wow! It does make it easier."

The farm girl chuckled and patted Twilight's shoulder. "Have a nice night, Twilight."

"You, too, Applejack," the unicorn said before turning and walking away. "Now, I should have no trouble tomorrow..." The mare was filled with relief and hope as she now felt capable taking up this assignment as she headed off to the Library.

It didn't take her long to find it as it was built inside a giant tree near the center of town.

"Who builds a building inside a tree?" she asked, stepping up to the door. "Not logical..." She then opened the door and stepped in, looking around. "Hmm... Not bad..."

She then closed the door and headed upstairs to where Celestia had said the bedroom was. Once on the second floor she found two doorways. One lead to a room with a telescope and the other lead to the bedroom. She turned left and headed to the bedroom and smiled.

"I think may actually enjoy my stay here... provided there wasn't a murderer out there..."

The door to Sugarcube Corner opened and Derpy left, carrying a large chocolate chip muffin.

"Thanks for the special extra large chocolate chip muffin!" the mail mare called back over her shoulder.

The pink mare stepped into the doorway and smiled. "Welcome, Derp," she said, waving bye. "Have a nice night."

"You, too..." said Derpy before taking a bite of muffin.

Pinks watched her leave before sighing and closing the door. She then went upstairs to the bathroom and started a shower. She slipped out of her top and shorts, standing fully nude with her sexy curves exposed before stepping into the shower with a sigh.

"Mmm..." she moaned, running her fingers through her long hair, letting the water wash over her face, neck, and chest. She then turned slightly and leaned back against the side of the shower. "Twilight Sparkle..." she said, gripping her right breast. "Mmm..." she moaned as she slid her hand down her body and in between her legs, rubbing. "O-Oh, things I would do to that body of yours..." she shuddered and gasped, licking her lips. "Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with you..."