“Yo, Dagi.” Aria said as she walked through the living room holding a cardboard box by a handle that read ‘TACO PARTY PACK’ on the side in one hand. “I was hungry so I grabbed a box of tacos. You should have a few… You know... Before Sonata gets down here and tries to figure out how much she can stuff in her face and passes out from overstuffing her mouth to the point that she’s suffocating.”

From her seat on a large purple couch, Adagio watched with a skeptical look as Aria walked through the living room into the kitchen. “You were hungry, so you got food and actually brought it back to share?” she called out

“Yeah, it was no big deal.”

Adagio got off the couch and cautiously poked her head into the kitchen. Aria was leaning over a small round table, opening the box.

“What’s the catch?” Adagio asked.

Aria rolled her eyes and let out an annoyed “Ugh…” before looking back at Adagio. “No catch, I just figured bringing back food would be easier than dealing with you two moaning about how I’m selfish and only got food for myself.”

“… I don’t buy it…” Adagio said as she eyed the box and then Aria suspiciously. “You never just do something nice… They’re poisoned, aren’t they?”

Aria sighed as she walked towards the fridge. “You caught me, Adagio. I unwrapped, poisoned, and expertly wrapped up all these tacos because it somehow seemed easier than suffocating you and Sonata in your sleep, lighting your hair on fire after applying a ton of hairspray, or getting you both to die of carbon monoxide poisoning after I convince Sonata to have a crazy, indoor, cheese-burger grilling party,” Aria replied as she opened the fridge.

Adagio frowned. “You’ve given this a lot of thought…”

Aria gave Adagio a dark smirk as she pulled out small bottle marked half full of an orange liquid marked ‘Habanero Hot Sauce’. “Those are just the top three ways I’ve thought about killing you two…” Her grumpy expression returned as she walked back towards the table. “Seriously though, you’re complaining to the point where bringing you food is worse than listening to you and Sonata complain about me just grabbing food for yourself,” Aria said as she pulled out a taco.

“Alright, alright!” Adagio said as she sat at the table and grabbed a taco. “Guess I’ll claim one or two before—”

“OH MY GOSH!” Sonata’s voice called out as she stood in the kitchen doorway, gawking at the box of tacos in disbelief. “IS THAT A TACO HUT TACO PARTY BOX?!”

“—before that happens,” Adagio concluded.

Aria simply rolled her eyes as she grabbed a taco, unwrapped it, and poured a liberal amount of hot sauce on it.

“Did the taco fairy come?!” Sonata asked as she walked up to the box.

Adagio shook her head as she unwrapped her taco. “Aria actually got the box and walked it all the way here from the taco hut, if you can believe it.”

Sonata’s eyes widened as she gasped and stared at Aria, stars practically shining in her eyes. “Aria, you’re the Taco Fairy?”

Aria rolled her eye. “Yeah, whatever you little screwball. If it makes you feel better, I’m the Taco Fairy.”

In a flash, Sonata was next to Aria, one hand around Aria’s waist, the other grasping onto one of Aria’s cheeks. “ … You’re MINE…” Sonata said in a vaguely menacing tone before she slowly ran her tongue over Aria’s free cheek.

Aria gave Sonata a confused, slightly frightened look.

In what seemed like a single swift movement, Adagio placed her taco on the table and raised her phone in front of her, pointing it at the other two girls.

“… I need an adult,” Aria uttered.

A digital sound of a camera shutter ‘click’ was heard from Adagio’s phone. “I’m an adult,” Adagio said. “Well… by several accepted definitions of the word, at least.”

“I need an adult who’s actually going to help me!” Aria cried.

Another ‘click’ came from Adagio’s camera. “Well you’re pretty screwed there.”

Sonata ran her tongue over Aria’s cheek again. “Taco Fairy, your skin is so salty and delicious!”

Author's Notes:

This one was partially inspired by a glorious piece by TheGreatCat14. If you like my Dazzling stories, I highly recommend you check out her art.