"Hey Owlicious," said Spike.

"Who?"

"You.  I'm talking to you Owlicious."

"Who?

"You.  You're name is Owlicious, just like mine is Spike."

"Who?"

"Spike, I'm Spike!"

"Who?"

"Standing in front of you!"

"Who?"

"YOU, I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU!"

"Who?"

"ME!  ARE YOU BLIND?!  ARE YOU STUPID?"

"Who?"

"ME!"

"So you're stupid?"

Spike's eyelids drooped.

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"Spike, have you seen Owlicious?  I can't find him anywhere."  Twilight trotted around the library, looking for the owl.

Spike stretched out his arms and sat up in his bed.  It was still soggy from all the rain that had gotten into it.  

"Nope, haven't seen him Twilight."

"Party of One"

"You guys threw this party? For me?" said Pinkie Pie.  She stared in disbelief at all her friends.  There was cake and balloons and music.  Her face broke out into a wide grin.  "Let's party!"

"Uh, Pinkie Pie."  Applejack trotted out from behind a bale of hay.  "This party isn't for you, it's for that pile of rocks."

The pile of rocks jumped into the party and everypony started to dance.  

"Oh."  Pinkie Pie looked at the ground, but then her pupils became extremely small and drifted to either side of her eyes.  "At least I have you all in one place," she said, an evil grin spreading across her face.

Pinkie Pie whipped out the party cannon.

"It's party time."  

The ponies proceeded to have the most epic party ever conceived.  

"The Best Night Ever"

Twilight and her friends trotted into the store, sitting at a round table.  They laughed and joked about what an awful night they had been having.  

Princess Celestia trotted in and greeted the ponies.  

"Princess Celestia!" exclaimed Twilight.

"Hello Twilight, how has your night been?"

"Well, what we thought was going to be the best night of our lives, turned out to be the worst night of our lives."  All the ponies giggled a little bit.

"Just as planned," said Celestia.  

"What?" asked Twilight.

"Nothing."