Philomena landed on Celestia's back, brushing some of her feathers with her beak.  All the ponies watched in awe as what had just been a pile of ashes was now a majestic phoenix.  

"So, Philomena was fine the whole time?" asked Fluttershy.  Celestia nodded.  Fluttershy let out a sigh of relief, she had been so afraid of getting banished.

"It's okay Fluttershy, you didn't know."  Fluttershy smiled.  

Without warning, Philomena fell off of Celestia's back and onto the ground, coughing and wheezing.  

"What happened!" yelled Fluttershy.  Celestia knelt down to see what the matter was, and then stood back up with a grave look in her eyes.

"Fluttershy, you didn't try to give her a warm bath or aromatherapy did you?"

"Why, I did both those things!"  

"It's caused Philomena to pass out!  She might not live."

"Oh no!"  Fluttershy rushed forward to help Philomena, but Celestia held out a hoof and stopped her.  

"No Fluttershy, you are banished.  TO THE MOON!" bellowed Celestia.  Her horn glowed with magic.  Fluttershy let out a scream and galloped away as quick as she could.  

She went as far away as possible, galloping into her house and boarding up the doors.  

Celestia broke out into laughter as Philomena got back up.  They wing-fived and laughed some more.  "That worked too well," said Celestia.  

"The Cutie Mark Chronicles"

After all the ponies had finished telling their cutie mark stories, the Fun Cutie Katchers trotted home happily.  They talked about how awesome it was that all the older ponies' cutie marks were related somehow.  Even Big Macintosh told the story about how he single hoofedly bucked every tree in Equestria, and then ate every single one.

When they reached Ponyville central, they stopped and thought for a while.  

Then they all made their own decisions.  

"I'm going to run away from home," said Applebloom.

"I'm going to sit around until my horn lights up," said Sweetie Belle.

"I'm going to do dangerous tricks until I do something worthy of a cutie mark," said the chicken.  

And so they did.

"Owl's Well That Ends Well"

"Hey Owlicious," said Spike.

"Who?"

"You.  I'm talking to you Owlicious."

"Who?

"You.  You're name is Owlicious, just like mine is Spike."

"Who?"

"Spike, I'm Spike!"

"Who?"

"Standing in front of you!"

"Who?"

"YOU, I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU!"

"Who?"

"ME!  ARE YOU BLIND?!  ARE YOU STUPID?"

"Who?"

"ME!"

"So you're stupid?"

Spike's eyelids drooped.

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"Spike, have you seen Owlicious?  I can't find him anywhere."  Twilight trotted around the library, looking for the owl.

Spike stretched out his arms and sat up in his bed.  It was still soggy from all the rain that had gotten into it.  

"Nope, haven't seen him Twilight."

"Party of One"

"You guys threw this party? For me?" said Pinkie Pie.  She stared in disbelief at all her friends.  There was cake and balloons and music.  Her face broke out into a wide grin.  "Let's party!"

"Uh, Pinkie Pie."  Applejack trotted out from behind a bale of hay.  "This party isn't for you, it's for that pile of rocks."

The pile of rocks jumped into the party and everypony started to dance.  

"Oh."  Pinkie Pie looked at the ground, but then her pupils became extremely small and drifted to either side of her eyes.  "At least I have you all in one place," she said, an evil grin spreading across her face.

Pinkie Pie whipped out the party cannon.

"It's party time."  

The ponies proceeded to have the most epic party ever conceived.  

"The Best Night Ever"

Twilight and her friends trotted into the store, sitting at a round table.  They laughed and joked about what an awful night they had been having.  

Princess Celestia trotted in and greeted the ponies.  

"Princess Celestia!" exclaimed Twilight.

"Hello Twilight, how has your night been?"

"Well, what we thought was going to be the best night of our lives, turned out to be the worst night of our lives."  All the ponies giggled a little bit.

"Just as planned," said Celestia.  

"What?" asked Twilight.

"Nothing."