Sweetie Belle loked at Scootaloo. "Listen, remember when we watched that Pony Ball Z marathon? I think we got to try the fusion dance technique.

The stood up, beaten and broken. They looked at Applebloom and Diamond Tiara, who had just got done trying do give Flare Corona an erotic dance and now they are in a fetal position. "Biitch aaass Hoooee"!! Enter ScootaBelle. ScootaBelle charged at Flare Corona

All that and more will go down in this Fairy Tail/EqG crossover. Flare Conrona comes to Canterlot Beach to fight and kill the Legendary Super Saiyan Alicorn.

*******5 hours earlier*******

It was a the average start to a legendary day. The HuMane six were watching Rainbow Dash act a fool...again.

"All I have to do is harness the all of my inner power and I'll become....a Super Saiyan. Dashie clenched her fists and began to scream

and the Super Saiyan 3 music played in the background Rainbow yelled louder and louder. "Rainbow, be careful before you shit in your pants."

Rainbow Dash did not listen to Sunset Shimmer's warning and within seconds, Rainbow Dash shat all over her self.  That did nothing to stop her and she kept going. She could hear Shia LaBeouf's  words motivate her.

Some people dream of success

while you're going to wake up and work hard at it

nothing is impossible

you should get to the point

where anyone else would quit and you're not going to stop there

no what are you waiting for?

Do it

Just Do it!!

Rainbow suddenly felt a pinch in her spleen.

Her pupils shrunk to the size of raisins and she curled up into a fetal position.

"AAAAAAHHH!!!!CALL A FUCKING DOCTOR" she yelled out in a new form of pain.

"Rainbooms, please report to the main entrance."

They had signed up to show two new students named Deus and Machina around Canterlot High School. A boy and a girl.

So you get a good idea of what these two are like, imagine that Power Girl and Deadpool had a baby and that baby turned out to be Deus and Machina. "Yo, what's good, bruh"said Deus.

"Take us to your dominatrix" said Machina

Sunset stepped in to ask about their names.

To their credit, they are angels who drew their power from the 4th wall and Deus ex Machina (#SuckitSuperMan).

"Can we get a demonstration?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

"READERS, LEND US YOUR POWER!!!!"

You are compelled to obey Deus and Machina and you hold your hand out to supply.

Deus and Machina focus the energy and aimed at a white Lamborghini and blew it fuck up.

"Hey, be careful. The explosion almost hit that ambulance." said Sunset.

The ambulance in question had been loading up Rainbow Dash, who had suffered a ruptured spleen.

Celestia ran out to see what all of the commotion was and shrieked in horror.

"MY LAMBO!!! WHO WRECKED MY RIDE"???

Machina fearlessly stepped up to take responsibility for her and Deus' actions.

Celestia grabbed Machina by the collar and what happened next would be fucked up.

Since you two like fucking up my car. I challenge you to fight at the beach at high noon.

Machina smiled and shook Celestia's hand.

"I accept."

Just around the corner was a lady with red hair, a deranged grin on her face and a quite voluptuous body. "Captain Cock!" She exclaimed.

Oh here we go.