Pinkie Pie bounced to the Canterlot Cafe with a huge ocean blue diamond the size of a glass on her hoof, Cheese Sandwich and Maud Pie following. Cheese was next to her, rolling the Party Cannon. Maud struggled to keep up, with a huge extra-poofy wedding dress, and a large 6-level cake on her back.

"EEEEEEEK! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK! IT'S GOING TO BE SOOOOOO EXCITING!" Pinkie Pie screeched in her high-pitched voice.

"I know, right! It'll be so much fun! We can play karaoke, dance under the Rainbow Disco, Eat the ca-" Cheese Sandwich was interrupted by Maud's growl.

"Guys, A LITTLE HELP HERE!?" Maud hissed. The wedded-to-be couple stopped, and Pinkie did one of her shrill gasps.

"OH MY CELESTIA, OF COURSE! Pinkie Pie suddenly zoomed over and grabbed her wedding dress. The cake almost fell off Maud's back.

"Gah, PINKIE!" Maud growled, her eyes narrowing into slits.

"Oopsy! Sorry!" Pinkie Pie said, frowning. She sighed, muttering. "I wish Twilight was here...", she said. Pinkie frowned more.

Pinkie gasped when she saw that they were at the door of the Canterlot Cafe. She zoomed into it in a flash of hot and light pink.

Maud frowned, giving up, carefully getting the cake off her back and slumping to the ground. Her back was red, bruised.

Cheese Sandwich took a look at her, and quickly went in the Cafe, coming back out again a minute later with an ice pack.

That was when she saw it. Behind Cheese's back, Pinkie Pie was screeching at the pony at the counter. With a burst of green light, the pony started bleeding to death. He yelped in pain, but he wasn't heard, a shield was around the counter, letting all sound out. He coughed out his organs, and then turned to stone. Pinkie slammed him with a hammer from the shelf. He instantly turned to dust. Blood dripped from her hooves. Pinkie went to the counter, shifting past the pile of dust and blood, and made 3 coffees. She grinned, and the sound barrier, all signs of blood on her hooves, and the disgusting pile of gore disappeared. She began trotting back to Maud and Cheese.

Maud let out a shriek, and ran to Canterlot Castle. This was bad. Very bad.