A Royal Wedding - Pinkie Pie's Version
by MaddyTheGallifreyian
Chapters
Prologue
With a flash, Pinkie Pie's eyes flew open.
"Augh... Where am I?" Pinkie muttered, her eyes moving to look around the room she was in. Suddenly, she knew where she was. She was in the mines deep under Equestria.
Pinkie Pie let out a loud gasp as she jumped up. She ran to the wall, battering it with her hooves. It didn't even break once. Pinkie quickly ran to the other crystal wall, determined to get out. Suddenly, a silhouette appeared on the wall, laughing like a crazy pony.
Pinkie jumped back, and squeaked. "W-who are you?..." she muttered.
"Oh, you know who I am.." A dark, echoing voice said.
Pinkie's ears flattened onto her cranium, And she suddenly screeched, nothing like her normal happy, squeaky voice.
"WHERE AM I!? TELL ME! I NEED ANSWERS, NOW!" Pinkie Pie shot at the silhouette. She was outraged. Her mane deflated a little.
The figure came into view. Pinkie Pie gasped, her pupils turning into specks.
The figure had a black coat, A dark crimson mane, And her eyes were just like Sombra's - Green sclera, red iris - with the same purple smoke coming out. The mare was an alicorn. One problem though - She seemed to have almost all past villain's shifted into her. Her wings were those of Queen Chrysalis, Her horn was like Sombra's, - pointed, with a tinge of red at the end - and lastly, her mane was misty - Like Nightmare Moon's.
With a bright flash, Red flames teleported her in front of Pinkie Pie.
The mare suddenly grabbed Pinkie Pie by the neck, cutting her air supply. Pinkie Pie struggled for air.
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM MIDNIGHT FLARE, THE QUEEN OF DARKNESS! The mare shrieked.
Midnight Flare let go of the now suffocating Pinkie Pie. Pinkie landed on the crystal floor with a loud thud. A crack was heard coming from Pinkie Pie's front left leg.
Pinkie Pie managed to look up, Midnight Darkness death-staring her. Pinkie's mane deflated a bit more, then, her head fell back down as she landed into unconsciousness.
1. Invitations
Princess Twilight sighed, trotting down the hallway into the throne room of her new crystal palace.
Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash sat in their thrones, Discord in the back, playing Twister with Fluttershy, Angel throwing the stances. Rarity was shining her hooves, Applejack was writing in the Main 6's Diary and Rainbow Dash was bouncing a soccer ball with her head. Pinkie Pie was in Canterlot, doing something with Maud Pie and Cheese Sandwich.
Twilight alerted everypony's attention as she trotted in and sat in her throne, starting to unfold and read the 739 piled scrolls next to her thrown, frowning.
"Hey, Sugarcube! Are y'all alright?" Applejack asked, watching her.
"I'm fine, Applejack. It's just.." Twilight muttered, not finishing.
"Sugarcube, y'all can always tell ma' what's wrong." Applejack whispered in her ear.
"Its just that I really miss Pinkie.. She's been gone for a week now at Canterlot. Celestia hasn't even told me why!" Twilight half-yelled, unravelling another scroll with fancy writing.
Twilight stopped, then gasped when she saw 3 balloons at the top of the letter. "Girls, listen to this!" Twilight yelled, excited, and some other emotion was with it. Uneasiness?
All the ponies stopped doing their activities for a minute, and listened, confused.
Twilight cleared her throat. "Princess Celestia welcomes you to our newest wedding, The wedding of Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich!-"
Everypony - Including Twilight - gasped. Twilight kept reading, though. "Fluttershy will manage the singing, Rainbow Dash will be managing the fireworks/entertainment, Rarity will be managing the dresses, Applejack will manage the cake/food, Discord (since Pinkie Pie will be the mare who will be getting married,) will be doing the after-party. We can't wait to see you!". Twilight finished, and everypony in the room fell silent.
Twilight just sat there, her eyes wide, her pupils specks. She was in a different world.
A minute later, she exploded - well, teleported - in a flash of bright magenta light.
"TWILIGHT!"
2. Meanwhile, In Canterlot..
Pinkie Pie bounced to the Canterlot Cafe with a huge ocean blue diamond the size of a glass on her hoof, Cheese Sandwich and Maud Pie following. Cheese was next to her, rolling the Party Cannon. Maud struggled to keep up, with a huge extra-poofy wedding dress, and a large 6-level cake on her back.
"EEEEEEEK! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK! IT'S GOING TO BE SOOOOOO EXCITING!" Pinkie Pie screeched in her high-pitched voice.
"I know, right! It'll be so much fun! We can play karaoke, dance under the Rainbow Disco, Eat the ca-" Cheese Sandwich was interrupted by Maud's growl.
"Guys, A LITTLE HELP HERE!?" Maud hissed. The wedded-to-be couple stopped, and Pinkie did one of her shrill gasps.
"OH MY CELESTIA, OF COURSE! Pinkie Pie suddenly zoomed over and grabbed her wedding dress. The cake almost fell off Maud's back.
"Gah, PINKIE!" Maud growled, her eyes narrowing into slits.
"Oopsy! Sorry!" Pinkie Pie said, frowning. She sighed, muttering. "I wish Twilight was here...", she said. Pinkie frowned more.
Pinkie gasped when she saw that they were at the door of the Canterlot Cafe. She zoomed into it in a flash of hot and light pink.
Maud frowned, giving up, carefully getting the cake off her back and slumping to the ground. Her back was red, bruised.
Cheese Sandwich took a look at her, and quickly went in the Cafe, coming back out again a minute later with an ice pack.
That was when she saw it. Behind Cheese's back, Pinkie Pie was screeching at the pony at the counter. With a burst of green light, the pony started bleeding to death. He yelped in pain, but he wasn't heard, a shield was around the counter, letting all sound out. He coughed out his organs, and then turned to stone. Pinkie slammed him with a hammer from the shelf. He instantly turned to dust. Blood dripped from her hooves. Pinkie went to the counter, shifting past the pile of dust and blood, and made 3 coffees. She grinned, and the sound barrier, all signs of blood on her hooves, and the disgusting pile of gore disappeared. She began trotting back to Maud and Cheese.
Maud let out a shriek, and ran to Canterlot Castle. This was bad. Very bad.
3. Stress, Blood & Tears (UNFINISHED)
Twilight trotted slowly down the dark path of the Everfree Forest. Tears ran down her face, and then onto her coat. How could her best friend be getting married? It couldn't be happening. Twilight felt herself beginning to shake. She fell to the ground with a thud.
Twilight groaned. "Can this night get ANY worse?" She muttered.
Sadly, it could. Twilight ended up getting thrown into a tree. She collapsed onto the ground again. A loud crack came from her right flank. Warm tears ran down Twilight's face. Her back ached. She began gasping for air.