I stumbled across this blog-post a few hours ago: www.fimfiction.net/blog/314267/help-me-understand-this-lohav-thing

It did not convince me that I could write a good story of this type. But I did conjure up what I felt was a decent intro for one in my head. I considered writing this in second person because I wanted to see what the deal with that was, but decided against it.

So yeah, I got this idea a few hours ago and simply squeezed it out, hopefully for the amusement of someone around here. The good thing is that if it's terrible, then at least it's also short