Author's Notes:

Contains: R63 of Twilight and Rainbow Dash, Humans, Crossdressing and is a parody of the 1959 classic 'Some Like it Hot' starring Marilyn Monroe and Tony Curtis. It's a great old movie and can be found on Netflix. Seriously, go watch it when you have a chance!

Written by Dyslexic Foal
(sorry I missed this when it was posted to the thread!)

Dusk Shine and Rainbow Blitz thought having to escape gangsters was bad enough. But having to pretend to be women in a women's band heading towards Florida was worse. Though there was a bright side to Dusk Shine, or Twilight Sparkle as the musicians knew him as, just made friends with a super sexy ukulele player named Celestia.

Can’t stop thinking about Celestia, he thought. Maybe, going to the bathroom would help. He entered the bathroom and he couldn't believe it, there was Celestia herself.

Celestia noticed him or her but Twilight was concerned when Celestia hid something behind her back and said, ”Oh hi Twilight! how are you doing!?”

“What do you have behind your back?” Dusk asked femininely.

“Oh, nothing!” She said trying to hide it behind the counter.

“You smell like liquor? Did you sneak some onto the train?” Twilight said with a smirk.

Celestia frowned as she said, ”Yes, I snuck it on. I don’t care if drinks are illegal but can’t a girl enjoy a drink once in while? You won’t tell Miss Crinch, will you? You know I'm the star of the show!”

Dusk looked at Celestia's humongous breasts.

“Tell you what, I’ll tell you a secret of mine to be even!”

Please be a lesbian! Dusk thought.

“You know the main reason I went on this trip, was to fulfil a silly dream of mine! See, I dream that, when I come to Florida I’ll meet a rich bass player and he will take me away on his yacht!“ Celestia said sighing.

“I bet, it will happen Celestia!” Dusk said. It will happen because when he makes it to Florida he will get a yacht and dress like some stuck up rich man!”

“Well, Twilight since we’re here, we might might as well party a little!”

As Celestia had a few more drinks Celestia seemed to get attracted to Twilight,though she was a little funny looking and looked masculine, she was beautiful.

“Hey Twilight?” Celestia said sounding drunk!

“Yah”

“Didn't Sue say that you were a bass player?”

“Yeah?” Twilight said encharged.

“You know maybe, this is the alcohol talking, but you’re the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen!” Celestia said as she sounded even more drunk by the moment.

“Really?” Twilight said excited.

“Why don’t we make this party even better and come into my bunk?” Celestia said showing off her breasts to the mare woman she just met that day!

“Good, let me get my condoms!” Twilight said excited.

“Condoms?” Celestia said confused

“Oh, I’m...I’m a futanari girl!” she said trying to cover herself up.

“Oh okey.” Celestia said. Surprisingly she has taken it well! “See you in a bit.” She blew a kiss.

Dusk runs up to Rainbow Blitz who was sleeping in his bunk.”RAINBOW! RAINBOW!”

“What is it?” He said very gorgey.

“I need your condoms! I scored with that hot ukulele player!”

Rainbow rolled his eyes and grasps them from his suitcase.”Have fun explaining that you’re a guy!”

“Also cover for me!”

Twilight tip toes to her very small bunk. She opened the door to see a beautiful, naked woman smiling slyly at “her”, she had huge tits, huge curves, her hair was short but beautiful.

“Hello, my love!” The sexy singer said.

Twilight took off “her” skirt and a dress shirt, fortunately for her she shaved her chest hair!

“My, what a small bosum you have.” Celestia said too drunk to tell that it was a man.

“Once we're through with it won’t matter whose boobs are bigger! If I impregnate you, our baby will love both of our tities!”

“Don't talk, just come here!”

Celestia pulled Twilight’s hard lips into a sloppy kiss. Celestia moaned as she sucked on Twilight’s mouth. As Celestia was showering Twilight with kisses all over, Twilight felt Celestia's soft body, it was as soft and smooth as silk. He moved over to her hands. He took much pleasure in her hands, which were cold but super soft and smelled like roses. ”She” then moved over to her giant sized breasts. They were so smooth as they filled up Twilight’s hands causing “her” huge boner to become rock hard. Finally Twilight slid over Celestia’s sweet spot. Her pussy was soaking wet as Twilight started rubbing those masculine hands against it. Celestia’s eyes closed as her tongue lolled out of her mouth and unleashed a loud moan. ”Her” hands were wet with Celestia’s cum but “she” didn’t care. It felt so wonderful.

“Now are you ready for the main course?” Celestia asked.

“Of course” Twilight said, pulling down her panties. Right as she was about to put her penis in Celestia's beautiful vagina, bonding them forever.

“Hey, i heard there's a party up here. Can I join?” Another woman said not releasing that they were having sex.

“Sure the more the merrier!” Celestia says stretching.

“Great I’ll get the coke! and hey I’ll ask Lyra if she has some crackers!” The women said.

“No, don't go and ask her!” Twilight said peeking out!

Rainbow “dash” pops in and says,”I’m sorry man. they were wondering what was going on and I told them it was a party!”

soon after about forty women came in clawing into the small bunk bringing food and drinks. They all fell out.

“What is going on?” Miss Crinch yelled.

Twilight gets up from the pool of women showing his massive boner to everyone on the train!

“Miss Sparkle, care to explain?”