Author's Notes:

Contains: Humanized, Oral, Cosplay

Written by Davesknd

It was a dark and stormy night... again.

For some strange reason, the Canterlot weather departnemt had decided to be rather cheap with their use of water over the last few months and now, at the end of summer, they had such a surplus that they had cooked up a downpour that was on its third day and had no intention of weakening. And Twilight Sparkle was eternally grateful for it!

Due to the bad weather, the royal student and librarian had a wonderful excuse not to board the next train back to Ponyville and return to the tree, she shared with her number one assistant and adopted brother. And though Golden Oaks used to be her favourite place in the world, it had no chance against her new favourite place: The heartwarming, kind and stimulating presence of Princess Celestia of Equestria, keeper of the sun, titanic ruler of the land, headmistress of the school for gifted mages and best cuddler known to man, women and everything else.

And so, Twilight was in her favourite place for the moment, clad in her comfiest, purple A-line skirt with long black socks, her short sleeved, white shirt and a light-purple sleeveless vest.

To be precise, her head was on Celestia's lap, a good book about "Multimagical Reflection Sorting" in her hands and five long, nimble fingers padding her head from time to time. The blaze of the fireplace, the smell of tea and the comfyness of the couch just added to an already perfect moment.

Celestia had ditched her public dress, a magnificent combination of white and gold, accented by the purple of her regalia and crown.nstead wore a simple, comfy dress that was more inspired by a classic toga. And it left much of her legs uncovered and waiting for Twilight's eyes to feast on.

The Princess herself had just finished a plate of cake (what else?) and leaned back with a deep sigh of statisfaction. Cake, Twilight, a warm fire, Twilight, tea, Twilight! What more could an immortal wish for.

Gently, she ran a hand over her lovers' head, looking down at the bookish girl with affection.

"And you are sure that there was no skulduggery in the weather department?" Twilight asked slyly, not looking up from her book.

"I swear, my star, I have not used any kind of order, bribery, flattery or any other instruments on my disposal to arrange this delightful turn of events." Celestia answered with a gentle smile.

"Luna?"

"I certainly hope not. There are not enough *Thank You!* cards in our realm to express my gratitude for these few unexpected days." Celestia replied with a giggle and entangled her hand in Twilight's bangs, mixing pink, purple and her own, creamy skin.

The smaller woman looked up from her book and smiled gently. "They were wonderful..." Twilight said dreamy "Though it is slightly surprising that your old heart didn't burst..." she put on a mischievous smile "Its not often that a fossil like you gets to spend several quality days in a row with a young, spunky girl in her prime."

Celestia shook her head, but couldn't hide her smile. "Oh tempora oh mores! Where has my meek, awkward and adorably uptight student gone?"

Twilight looked up and showed a broad grin. "I ate her, she was delicious!"

"And I let my adopted son live in your house? That does reflect badly on me, doesn't it?"

"Oh, don't worry about him... I can hardly corrupt somebody who never listens to me anymore anyways."

"That might be a sight- oh!" Celestia stocked as she looked over at the tea pot. "It seems as if we had run out of tea."

"Do we have to call a maid?" Twilight asked carefully. She still was not entirely comfortable with having a castle full of servants to her beck and call.

"Oh, don't worry. I never order just one pot of tea." the sun princess giggled and gently nudged Twilight's head off her leg, making the bookworm grumble slightly.

"Oh, come on dear, I'll be back in a minute and for extra bonus, you can watch me leave the room." Celestia giggled and when Twilight turned to her, he saw the sun princess shake her hips from side to side. The girls eyes were glued to Celestia's hind region as she walked off. A small part of her wondered when exactly she had begun to enjoy female anatomy. Then again, she couldn't remember ever being into boys much either. And what really mattered was that she way very much into Celestia. Especially those wonderful, long, perfectly smooth and creamy legs where a delicious layer of softness hid iron muscles and which were only half hidden by the flying hem of her dress.

When the princess had finally left the room to get the tea from the heating plate in the office, Twilight returned to reality.

For some reason, her book seemed extremely dull right now. Her gaze began to wander and for some reason, it settled on Celestia's dresser next to the huge Celestia-sized mirror.

Abandoned and forlorn sat her shining, golden crown, the big, unwieldy looking necklace with the huge, purple gemstone that was probably worth its own kingdom, the gauntlet-esque, finger-less pieces of gold that worked as jewelry over her usual long gloves but would also fit with heavy armour and finally the golden galoshes that could fit over both dancing shoes and heavy boots, yet never seemed to mismatch or stain.

Curiosity began to take over the student of basically everything and her book was abandoned as she made her way to the dresser. Celestia was still busy in the other room, probably looking for sugar, so Twilight was undisturbed as she looked over the artifacts.

Slowly, she reached out to touch the crown, her fingers tracing the smooth, golden surface, the slightly rounded tips and the broad, even...

"Why does this feel like a metaphor for something?" Twilight asked herself suddenly and shook her head. Still, she was curious how heavy the crown was and lifted it. It was heavy. Clearly massive gold. Twilight couldn't imagine how much pressure this thing must be putting on Celestia's brow every second she had it on her head. And that was clearly a metaphor!

Still, the student couldn't resist her curious nature and put the crown on her own head.

"Wow, I always knew that Celestia was top-heavy, but this was not what I meant..." she snickered at the weight on her head and grabbed the necklace. At It was even heavier and when Twilight hoisted it onto her neck, she quickly felt her clavicular bones and shoulders get sore.

"How does she get through a day with this? Its like having twelve of Rainbow Dash's rock-candy necklaces on. And no way to lick yourself out of it."

Finally, she put the golden galoshes on the ground and placed her feet in them and put the gauntlets on, which meant them flopping around on her arms like a freshly tossed horseshoe on a pole.

Holding her hand upwards, so the pieces wouldn't fall off, she turned to the mirror.

"Now, I shall banish random people to the moon, devour enough cake to give Saddle Arabia diabetes and abuse my power to sexually assault my own subjects without any kind of secrecy or subtlety because I am Celestia, hear me roar!" Twilight announed regally and looked at her reflection in the mirror harshly "Now Twilight, get over here and scratch the royal bum! Do you not see that I am in no way overworked by ruling a kingdom, running a school, raising a dragon-blooded adoptive son and dealing with the crisis of the moment?"

"Well, I know quite a few critics of me, who would heftily disagree, my dear..." A familiar voice chimed from behind and Twilight turned around, to see a grinning Celestia, armed with a steaming teakettle.

"Erm... I was just goofing around..." the pupil stammered, all while holding the crown with both hands, so it wouldn't fall off.

"Oh, its no big deal, my dear." Celestia said in a gentle and even voice "They are just the royal insignia of my title, the tangible proof of all the trust that the people of Equestria have bestowed upon me and the symbol of me being the first among all of my beloved subjects by their own degree."

Twilight bit her and her gaze dropped. "Sorry... I... I just..."

"Twilight! Hello!" The princess said with a loud giggle and set the tea down on the dresser. "I'm just teasing you, you silly girly. Goodness, sometimes it's just too easy getting to you."

"You can be terrible..." Twilight sighed, still holding the crown and therefore unable to shake her head in disapproval."And it would be easy for anyone with your kind of experience..."

Celestia shrugged softly and took a rather obvious look at Twilight, her fingers softly stroking her own chin. "Though, I have to say: You do look good with a bit of gold on you... Maybe you should wear your element more often..."

"I'd rather not... it might remind me of this brick here..." Twilight answered. "How do you keep your head up with this thing? It feels like it should be holding ships in place..."

"Much exercise, good posture, a healthy dose of patience and..." Celestia grinned for a moment and snapped her fingers.

Suddenly, the regalia began to shrink and tighten, their weight decreasing with each second until all of them fit perfectly and even allowed Twilight some movement.

"Wow! This is great! What a smart spell!" Twilight said in surprise, admiring the regalia and gloves on her eagerly. "They are almost... no! They ARE weightless! That is amazing!"

"I have to admit, I prefer not having back problems and chronic tenovaginitis."

"Understandable." Twilight nodded, looking at herself in the mirror with the now fitting accessories. A hint of disappointment entered her features. "They are wonderful, but honestly, they don't quite fit me... I think... like... they don't mash with my hair and eyes."

"You are a tad darker than me in that regard..." Celestia nodded softly and walked behind Twilight to look at her reflection. "Though, I do have a suggestion that would certainly make them fit perfectly..." Celestia whispered into Twilights ears as she ran her hands over the smaller woman's shoulders. Twilight's ears began to burn a little from the attention and closeness.

"I think they would fit you so much better if you wore my regalia and..." Celestia snapped her fingers mid sentence and Twilight felt the familiar tinge of magic race over her whole body, followed by... coolness.

"... and nothing else!"

Suddenly the main light went off and nothing besides the fireplace lighted the area, coiling Twilight's young, gentle curves in the dancing and flickering of burning wood. Tingles went over her body as the cool air assaulted her senses, all while the warmth off Celestia's hands had become more intensive as well.

But what truly warmed Twilight in this very moment was the look on the face of Celestia's reflection. Even in the dim light, she could see that look of deep and honest affection. In Twilight's mind, she should have felt self-concious about her modest B-cups, her slight belly-bump and her less than athletic butt and legs. But the way Celestia's eyes greedily ran over her naked form, how a loving smile formed without any kind of pretense or doubt. The student felt so incredibly beautiful in this moment.

Suddenly the two gentle hands left her shoulders but before the cold could claim their place, Celestia put her arms around Twilight's belly and pulled her against her chest.

Now, Twilight definitely blushed bright red, her nude form being held in those strong, pale arms, squished against the most amazing breasts in the land. Even if shrunken to the size of a regular woman, Celestia's chest would have been massive. And her immortality did its part to ensure that there was not a bit of sagging or hanging. And the feeling of them now pressing against her back was just too good.

Twilight looked up and wanted to say something snarky, but Celestia was faster and before any comment could leave the smaller woman's lips, Celestia pressed hers onto them. Any snark was forgotten as Twilight gladly surrendered to the tenderness of Celestia's lips. Her eyes closed and she sighed happily at the warm softness that was Celestia's kiss. One of her hands reached up and began to stroke the princess' head gently, while her other hand padded Celestia's arm.

Her knees began to get wobbly from the combination of butterflies in her stomach and heat around her ears and cheeks, both caused by the amazing feeling of Celestia's lips eagerly mashing against hers. The sun princess gave not a second to recover, deepening the kiss step by step, going for gentle tenderness to a wild dance of mouths. Both women began to breath faster as gentle shocks of pleasure ripped through them.

Finally, Celestia parted from her former student's lips, but not before nibbling on her lower and pulling it with her. Twilight let out a gasp at her lip smacking back into place and leaned back a bit more, leaning almost completely against the taller woman.

Suddenly, Celestia's strong arms moved and before she could react, Twilight felt herself being picked up. The smaller woman let out a loud giggle and offered no resistance as she was sprawled over the two strong forearms and held against the princess' heaving breast. Twilight wrapped her arm's around her carrier's neck and looked lovingly into those kind and gentle eyes. Celestia didn't grunt or show any signs of exhaustion that didn't come from kissing, heck, she could probably lift all of Twilight's friends and Spike, if they found a way to balance it, yet Twilight knew that those arms would never hurt her. This truly felt like the safest place in the world.

"Maybe one day, she'll carry me across the... no! Don't be silly! At least not when you are wearing basically nothing!" Twilight thought and instead of following the though, pressed a soft kiss on Celestia's cheek.

Suddenly, a smirk appeared on the princess' lips and she began to walk towards the couch.

A similar smirk soon showed on Twilight's face, followed by her saying "I like where you are going!"

Celestia winked at her price and as she reached the couch, gently placed Twilight on the furniture.

Twilight instantly sprawled herself out, her arms behind her head and her legs slightly parted, showing off the regalia and leaving not a single other bit of her body to the imagination.

"Celestia?" she whispered gently.

"Yes, my love?"

"Draw me like one of your french girls!"

The princess of the sun facepalmed hard, but couldn't help but to let out a loud laugh. "You are an epic dork, my dear..."

"It was either this or *I hate Sand.*" Twilight answered with a wink.

"Good choice then..." Celestia nodded and knelt down before the sofa. Gently, she reached for Twilight's hand and pulled it towards her. One by one, she placed soft kisses on the younger woman's hand, leaving out only the area, shielded by the gauntlet. Twilight bit her lip softly, amazed by both the tingles on her fingers and arm and by the picture of princess Celestia of Equestria kneeling before her.

Still, she knew that this was no submission.

This was devotion!

And that was Celestia's dress sliding down to one side, giving Twilight a wonderful view of the royal cheeks. Both sets.

The regally clad girl let out a moan as Celestia kissed higher to her shoulder and began to move lower, trailing the side of her body, deviously leaving out her slowly hardening nipples and heaving breasts but suddenly crossing over her belly and circling her bellybutton.

Twilight let out a throaty moan as she felt a hot, moist tongue circle her stomach, followed by a short yet sweet pain as Celestia ran her hard teeth over her soft flesh.

Twilight tried to steady her breath and put a hand on Celestia's head, pushing her softly down towards her aching maidenhood.

She felt resistance and looked down to see a smirking princess.

"There are still several regalia left my-"

"I don't care! You are too good at this!" Twilight interrupted with a groan "Please! I need you!"

Celestia gave a quick wink and lowered herself obidently. "Whatever my princess desires..." she muttered as she reached the height of Twilight's moistening flower. Her eyes were drawn to Twilight's trimmed pubic hair for a second and she let out an inner giggle. Twilight Sparkle: Prim and proper, no matter where. The princess herself did the same thing, but more out of necessity. Having permanently flowing, pastel coloured hair could become rather taxing. Especially when some of it did not grow on your head.

She ignored the memory and instead placed a gentle kiss on Twilight's lips, earning a loud gasp from her former student and the flowery taste of Twilight's treasure on her mouth. "Still like lavender with a hint of strawberry! I love it so much!"

The solar princess dug in, spreading the soft lips with her experienced tongue causing a series of loud gasps from Twilight.

"Well, you wanted it, my love!" Celestia laughed inwardly and began to truly show her expertise. Her tongue slithered through Twilight's folds, driven by the delightful taste and the girl's gasps and moans. Her hands slowly reached up and grabbed Twilight's thighs firmly, holding her in place. Celestia began to deepen her licks, topping them off with gentle bites and rubs of Twilight's most sensitive areas between her tongue and teeth. Little "EEEK"s and other declaration's of Celestia's divinity suddenly peppered Twilight's gasps and moans. The solar goddess could literally feel how sweat formed on Twilight's thighs as she continued to ferry her beloved closer and closer to heaven.

The heat radiating from Twilight became even more and Celestia felt her own lips moisten from the taste and sounds of joy. She allowed herself to be swept up by the moment, just enjoying the knowledge that the girl she loved was reaching the heights of ecstasy through her treatment alone. It was intoxicating in its own way.

Suddenly, She felt Twilight's thighs tense and press against her head. Twilight moaned loudly and greedily, grabbing Celestia's head with both hands and a dose of fresh, hot juices hit the royal lips. Twilight's orgasm was drawn out as Celestia sped her treatment up, grinning inwardly as she captured her love in a sea of pleasure and excitement. Finally, she relented and Twilight relaxed slowly, her legs and arms still twitching from time to time.

Celestia slowly let go of her and licked her lips with a loud smacking sound. Then she slowly crawled ontop of her panting lover and held her against her chest, enjoying the warmth she had just sent through her body.

"So..." the princess began, once Twilight was capable of understanding speech again. "Three more limbs, a crown and a necklace... I guess we should start soon if we want to get it done this night."

An expression of terror invaded Twilight's features and she began to try and discard the regalia. But the now-fitting pieces didn't seem to come off. Heck, even the tiara was stuck.

Celestia giggled and shook her finger mockingly. "Ah, Ah, Ah, my dear! Thieves-safety! Came with the package. Now... where is that other arm of yours..."