Author's Notes:

Contains: Sleeping, No Sex, Humanized

Written by Davesknd

The royal bedchambers: A dream of a room, filled with elegant paintings, the best furniture imaginable, tomes of knowledge and importance and a closet with the finest dresses in the land. But there was one thing that truly stood out among the regal objects in this room: The bed of Princess Celestia of Equestria.

An impressive four-poster bed of pure white marble, adorned with golden sun motifs and purple gemstones. Its curtains were perfectly kept, always smelled freshly washed and usually hid the silken sheets and heavenly pillows that the royal head rested on.

The bed was gigantic by most standards, even if one considered that it was the resting place of the 7 foot titan that was the solar princess. Twilight Sparkle had sometimes imagined her former mentor resting here, her tall, curvy body covered by the silken sheet, one arm below her pillow and her ever-flowing hair cascading over her shoulder.

Never had the kind bookworm imagined that she would one day share this bed with her teacher. Never had she imagined that the imposing woman would one day beckon her to crawl onto the covers, hold her against her magnificent breasts, kiss her passionately and whisper sweet declarations of love into her ears.

Well... she had dreamed of it once or twice, but never imagined it.

Neither had she imagined the steep downside of sharing a bed with the princess...

"CHRRRRRRRRRRRR"

The smaller woman shivered as the snore tore through her ears and into her spine. She grabbed her pillow with both hands and pressed its sides against her ears.

"CHRRR-rrr-RRRR-CHRRRRR!" Celestia growled, this snore apparently had gotten stuck somewhere in her throat and left half through her nose.

Twilight let out a groan. She had hoped to fall asleep before Celestia and escape the cacophony of snores that dominated her nights with Celestia. While it was tempting to just wake her up and try to get to sleep before her, she knew how hard Celestia's daily grind was and that the princess deserved every moment of sleep that she could get. Even if it meant that Twilight had to attempt to sleep through the storm.

"Chr... Chr... CHRRRRRR!"

Ever since the two had become an item, Celestia had surprised Twilight in many ways. The fact that she had an incredibly wide range of snores was one of them. There was no rhythm to them, which made sleeping through them even harder. You could never get used to the pattern.

For a moment, Twilight considered just teleporting herself to her old room but the thought of leaving Celestia in an empty bed after they had spent the late evening with each other felt simply wrong. She was no longer her student but she would never give up the "faithful" part of her title.

"CHR Rrrrrrr- CHRRRRR..."

No matter how tempting it was to get somewhere else!

"Maybe if I turn her over..." Twilight pondered and slid closer to Celestia. Gently, he put her hands against Celestia's soft and creamy skin and gave a careful shove.

Sadly, Celestia was not only much taller than the average person, she was also heavier (even thought Twilight would NEVER tell her that) and therefore, the smaller woman only managed to push herself away from the princess. The second attempt was more of a lifting her up approach, which ended inconclusively as well and the last, slightly more firm attempt got Twilight a slap from the back of Celestia's hand.

The librarian let out a small whimper and rubbed her cheek. The princess was still asleep and still snoring as if her lungs had taken up contracts from every lumber mill in Equestria.

If this went on, Twilight would snap and give in to the urge to push the pillow on the Princess' face until she saw the face of Faust!

"Get a hold of yourself, Twilight! You can't commit regi-/deicide just because Celestia snores!" Twilight told herself firmly and looked over to her beloved.

"CHR-ChrrrrrCHRRRRRRRRR!"

"How can such a gorgeous being with such a soft voice produce these noises?" Twilight groaned. Sure, she had accepted that Celestia was a human being. A gigantic, eternally beautiful, super-powered human being that held absolute authority, but a human being still. When their relationship had become intimate, Celestia had done much to make sure that Twilight felt like an equal.

and decided to one last attempt at turning Celestia over.

Slowly, she got onto all fours and reached over her lover's body, trying to grab her shoulder and heave her over by pulling backwards. She succeeded to a degree. Celestia did in fact move but as soon as Twi had turned her to her side, the princess, still sleeping, reached out herself, grabbed Twilight and mushed her against her breasts.

While the snoring did in fact seize, Twilight had a new problem: getting her face out of Celestia's cleavage and gasping for air. The princess meanwhile entangled her legs with Twilight's and hugged her closely, mumbling dreamy, incoherent declarations of affection.

The smaller woman meanwhile had a new temptation to fight.

Going to town on the sleeping princess was wrong, right?