Sunset, Twilight, and Pinkie squared off against the Dazzlings. All up and down the street, phones were out.

//And it looks like we've got a showdown, folks! A grudge match of epic proportions!//

//Speaking of epic proportions, I hope the girl with the big hair loses her bikini top!//

"Can we get past them?" Twilight asked, worry in her eyes. "If we make a run for it, do you think they can catch us?"

"Why should we run away?" Sunset asked. "I say we take them down!"

"Yeah!" Pinkie declared, thrusting a fist into the air. Drops of whipped cream flew away from her chest.

"It's just...I don't really want to..."

"What's wrong, Princess?" Aria smirked. "Don't tell me the big bad Princess is afraid." Her smirk turned into a sneer. "Or maybe you think that guitar player you like will lose interest when he sees how boring your boobs are."

Twilight's eyes narrowed. "Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm ticked off now."

Sunset grinned. "Yeah, she's got a beatdown coming. You can take her, Twilight!"

"Enough TALK!" Adagio yelled, launching herself at Sunset Shimmer, her fingers hooked into catlike claws. Sunset sidestepped, grabbed Adagio by the hair, and swung her around, slamming her onto the ground hard.

Aria stalked toward Twilight like a panther. Twilight watched her warily.

Pinkie gave Sonata a teasing grin and pulled out another can of whipped cream, covering her entire torso with it. "Good luck finding my bikini!" she taunted.

Sonata beamed widely, eyes lighting up, and tackled Pinkie to the ground. "I love whipped cream!" she said...

"Wha—HEY!" Pinkie cried as Sonata began licking the whipped cream off her. The spectators hooted and cheered wildly; cameras beeped and flashed. "I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!" Pinkie yelled.

Meanwhile, Sunset had already stripped off Adagio's bikini top, but Adagio was still trying to strip her. Sunset danced around the perimeter of the confrontation, avoiding Adagio's lunges. Adagio's breasts bounced wildly as she chased Sunset around the street. "Not...letting you...WIN!" Adagio yelled.

Aria knocked Twilight to the ground and grabbed her bikini top. Twilight yelped and struggled, flailing her arms. She managed to throw Aria off before her top came loose. Hurriedly fixing her top, she scrambled out of the way as Aria pounced again. This time, she caught Aria by the ankle and pulled her down. Seeing an opportunity, she crouched beside Aria, planting a foot on the small of her back. She unfastened Aria's bikini top and stripped it out from underneath her, tying it around her own wrist.

Aria threw her off, standing up and crossing her arms over her chest. "Screw this," she muttered, stomping in the direction of Canterlot High.

Pinkie squealed and giggled, squirming underneath Sonata, who was still licking the whipped cream from her body. "Heeheehee...s-stop it! I...I'm not g-g-gay!"

Sonata kept licking, but suddenly stopped, pulling back with a frown. "Hey...HEY!" she plunged her hands into the remaining mass of whipped cream covering Pinkie's chest, groping and squeezing all around.

"Gah! He-help!" Pinkie cried, flailing.

With a huge slurp, Sonata licked all the whipped cream off Pinkie's right breast, revealing bare, perky pink nipple. "Huh?!"

//Wait a minute...! It seems Pinkie Pie's been running disqualified!//

//But that doesn't make any sense! Nobody's grabbed her top! She still had it on when she put all that whipped cream on!//

Sunset paused in her evasion of Adagio to stare. "Pinkie?! What?"

Sonata finished cleaning all the whipped cream from Pinkie's bare chest with her hands. "You're...already out?" she asked, confused.

"Actually, no I'm not!" Pinkie said cheerfully. She reached into her hair and pulled out her own bikini top. "I just hid my bikini top in my hair! The rules didn't say anything about me being disqualified if I took off my OWN top!" With that, she strapped it back around her chest, tucking her breasts in securely.

//Well, she's got us there, brother!//

//Okay, young lady, you get a pass for your clever ruse, but the next time that bikini comes off, you're out!//

"Okie-dokie-lokie!" Pinkie said. She then grabbed the confused Sonata's bikini top and yanked it free.

Sonata looked down at her breasts and sighed. "Oh well." She looked at the crowd. "Hey, can anybody give me money for a taco?"

A dozen bills were waved in the air. "Thanks!" Sonata collected the money and jogged off, still topless, in the wrong direction.

Twilight stared. "Is...is she really going to go to a restaurant...like that?"

"She is," Adagio said, sighing.

Sunset tapped Adagio on the shoulder.

Adagio turned around...

Sunset grabbed Adagio around the waist, lifted her up into the air, and tossed her into the bystanders. "You wanna be worshipped? Have yourself a flock!" She dusted off her hands. "Well, that takes care of that. Let's get going, girls!" She took off down the road in the direction of the finish line.

Twilight and Pinkie stared after her. They turned to one another, shrugged, and took off running again.

Author's Notes:

Sorry for the long delay on this.

And for the short chapter...better a short update than no update, though.

I'm hoping to complete this story within the next week.