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The Crappy Adventures of Kirby,Meta Knight and Ponies

by rainbowrider66

Chapter 1: A Screwed Up Start


A Screwed Up Start

It was a sunny day in the kingdom of dreamland it seemed like nothing could go wrong. Every one was happy... well not Meta Knight he was trying to not have kirby take off his mask. Meta Knight chucked kirby to the side and picked himself up. "Quit trying to take off my mask!" He shouted in his spanish accent. Kirby just let out a pissed off poyo. Kirby got up and jumped up on to Meta Knight's head. The two began to wrestle each other. But just when kirby was going to pull Meta knights mask off a large hole ripped through the sky as six figures came crashing down from the hole. The hole quickly closed back up. A blue rainbow maned pony picked herself up and focused her vision. A caped figure materialized in front of her with a strange sword pressed up to her neck the rainbow pony froze in place. "What are you and were did you come from?" Meta knight questioned. The others woke up and looked on in abject horror as a sword was pressed up to their best friend's throat. Kirby walked up behind meta knight and sucked him up and since it was unexpected he failed to stay out of kirby's mouth. after Meta knight was inside kirby's mouth kirby spit him out on the ground. Kirby looked at him shaking his head in disapproval Meta knight looked back at kirby even more pissed at him then he already was. "YOU GOT SLOBBER ON MY MASK!" He shouted. "Now I need a shower in the worst way."  The swordsmen thought to him self groaning. he got up and started yelling at kirby with kirby responding with poyo like usual. The rainbow pony looked at the two arguing as the other five ponies rushed up to the rainbow pony. They shared a group hug, then a purple pony piped up from the side "Rainbow dash, are you ok?" She asked "Yeah I'm fine that thing didn't slice my throat or anything. "Oh thank goodness your alright" A white pony said. Rainbow dash looked at the two things that were now fighting. "Maybe we should go talk to them." She said still staring at them. Twilight agreed and they all walked over to the two brawling ball creatures. Well Flutter Shy stayed back but Rainbow Dash pulled her ahead. Twilight cleared her throat to gain the two's attention. Meta Knight and Kirby spun around to look at the pony but Meta Knight focused more on the blue pony. He felt that the pony rubbed him the wrong way. Then the purple pony began "I am princess Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Rarity, Apple Jack, Pinky Pie, Flutter Shy and Rainbow Dash." Twilight finished. "Oh I am sorry for being so hostile to your friend there I did not know about your current position, I am Meta Knight and this is kirby. Meta Knight said.  "Fuck." he thought. Kirby let out a cute HIIII at the sound of his name. Pinky Pie couldn't take it any more. "OH YOUR SOOOOO CUTE YOUR A CUTE PINK PUFF BALL WELL YOUR NOT SO CUTE CUZ OF YOUR CREEPY WEEPY EYES BUT WHO CARES! DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!!" the hyper active pony said jumping in to Kirby's face. Kirby was frightened by the pink pony and ran off with Pinky following behind. But he was able to keep away from the terrifying pony. "Well anyway, Rainbow Dash began "What in the hell are you and why did Kirby just eat you" He wanted to say because Kirby's an asshole  but just told the truth that Kirby has super natural abilities and that inhaling was just one of them. Kirby ran around still being pursued by Pinky. He jumped on Rainbow dash's back and nudged her wings wanting her to fly. 'Hey what are you' She was cut off by pinky and just before pinky ran into her she shot up in to the air. Kirby cheered and hugged rainbow dash. "Hey stop that." She said. Rainbow flew back down and stopped pinkie from further frightening Kirby.

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