Chapter 7: Day with Twilight

“Twilight! How nice, that you came to wake me up”, I said when Twilight came into my bed(no, not on r34 way), “Yes, we have much to do today”, said Twilight and stepped off from my bed to floor of Library.(Btw speaking of libraries.. Note: When I earlier noticed, that I confused Golden Oak Library with Oak Wood Library I noticed that Oak wood Library doesn't even excist! So, my mistake!) “When I came here?”, I asked from Twilight bit confused and she answered: “You came here last night, when I were writing my daily letter to Princess Celestia”. “Did I come trough front door?”, I asked from Twilight wondering how I ended up here. “No, you came straight to bed”, Twilight answered bit oddly, because the front of the library were protected by magic field against robbers. “Then how I...” “Wait a minute”, I said and tried my head, if there's anything weird. And then I felt something tall and sharp and then I realized:”I HAVE HORN!”. “A horn?” “B-But, that's impossible!”, Twilight said and looked bit closer at my horn. “Am I  an Alicorn?!”, I shouted and Twilight answered: “It seems so” (Note: I was going to delete that part, but I decided to not).

“How did you teleport here?”, asked Twilight from me curiosly and I answered:”I have no idea. The only thing what I remember from last night is, that I left from Fluttershy's house, then I falled to the ground because I were so tired and next thing I noticed ,was that I'm here”.

“Well it shall remain a mystery, how I did get here”, I said and asked:“Do you want some tea?”. Twilight nodded and then I did go to my saddlebag, which had couple teabags in it. Continue...

“What flavour of tea you want, Twilight?”, I asked from Twilight and Twilight answered:”What flavours do you have?”. “Apple, Cherry, Garlic(Yes, that's a tea flavour),Sweat(no, that's not a tea flavour) and early pony(Parody of Earl Grey tea)”, I listed. “Wow, those are really interesting flavours, but i'll take Apple tea please”, said Twilight and pointed apple tea bag with her right hoof.

After we had drank tea, Twilight wanted to have some private time reading books in the evening and she asked from me, If I want to go get some things for her around Ponyville. And I answered: “Why not”. Then Twilight gave me a list, which had all sorts of things what I must do within this day. First on the list was: Get some cupcakes(No, not the creepyapsta)and deliver a note to Pinkie Pie.(Note: If you readers don't know who Pinkie Pie is and you have watched seasons 1-3... ROFL!)  

. After we came to the Sucargube corner, Twilight and I entered and I saw(No, not the movie Saw) bunch of cakes in the table in front of me. “Wow, those cakes sure are one tasty looking cakes”, I said and pointed my hoof at them. “Oh hello and how can I help you?”, said Ms. Cake at the  counter service table. After I noticed, that there were some service I said: “Oh hi, I have this note with me”. And then I took the note, which were in my saddlebag(Yes, it was with me when I visited Ponyville Marketplace with Fluttershy and somehow it teleported to Twilight's house) and gave it to Ms. Cake who read it, and went to somewhere. Few minutes later...  “There you go, Twilight. 20 cupcakes(No, not the creepypasta. Yes I think we all get it by now), which you ordered for you-know-what ;)”, said Ms. Cake who came from kitchen. After Twilight got her cupcakes she asked me to deliver a letter to Pinkie Pie and I answered positive. “What bad could happen?”, I wondered in a bit funny way. Pinkie Pie's room was upstairs, which was scary for me, because you don't know what happens, when Pinkie is around. Then I knocked on the door three times, waited couple seconds and the door magically opened.  I entered the room and then all the sudden, the door closed. I tried to push it open, but it didn't even budge(Note: If you readers want, that I write creepypasta out of this then ok), then there were a large shadow next the door. I was afraid to turn, but the shadow said: “HI! Don't be afraid, do you have something for me?”. Then I were able to turn around, and there were Pinkie Pie and I gave her the note, which Twilight gave me. “What's this?”, said Pinkie after I gave the letter to her.

“Oh I see..”, said Pinkie and then *evil laugh* *dramatic lightning*. Then Pinkie blindfolded me and walked me to her bed and did put something around my mouth. I couldn't say anything, because  something round was in my mouth and I also didn't saw what was Pinkie doing because I were stil blindfolded.  “Are you ready for this? I'm gonna let you see what am I doing”, said Pinkie and took the bond(No, not James Bond) off my eyes, so I can see what is going on. (Note:Scenes missing, because I wanted to keep this mature). Moments later Twilight knocked on Pinkie's door and asked: “Are you ok there?”.  Then Pinkie stopped doing whatever she was doing and pushed me to the door and whispered in my ear: “Thanks, dear ;)”.  Then I stepped out the room and I were little confused and afraid to tell what happened there.

After visit to the Sugarcube corner, Twilight suggested that we should visit Canterlot. “Canterlot? What are we doing there?”, I asked. “We need borrow some books for day after tomorrow”, said Twilight to my question. “Well ,fine then”, I answered and we wandered off to train station. After we had purchased tickets to train to Canterlot, I thought myself: “Damn, those train tickets were really expensive(Train tickets did cost 30 bits)”. While traveling into canterlot I notced, that there were many beautiful scenery. “Donuts for sale! Donuts for sale! 5 donuts for only 5 bits ONLY TODAY!”, heard from corridor. “Do you want some donuts?”, asked Twilight from me, and I nodded my head for a positive answer. Then quickly Twilight went into the corridor and came back with a box of variety of donuts for example: pink donught with sprinkles. I was drooling and Twilight asked from me: “Are you having a seizures(no, not polices taking illegal stuff in customs)?”. “untellible talking”, I said and Twilight was getting concerned. “Maybe you feel better, if you taste this donut”, said Twilight and did insert donught into my mouth and shut my mouth with her magic. Then I felt same feeling, like when fireworks burst, volcano erupts or explosion.

Then my heart exploded, literally(not really) and I falled down into the train floor with my eyes closed. Then suddenly I felt windbreeze in my norstrils. I were still in train, but now the window was open and Twilight was nowhere to seen. (Note: okay, this is getting weird. If you want Creepypasta/moar fanfic, I will do! Just send ideas to my email, which is in credits).  What really happened: When, Twilight did put a donught with rainbow colored sprinkles and chocolate frosting into my hoof, then she said: “Go on and have a taste”. “Okay, and this does look pretty delicous”, I replied and took a bite. I was bit afraid to swallow it first, but when I swallowed it, I felt like in my mouth exploded(no, not literally). I continually felt rainbow inside my mouth(no, not on r34 mind),it tasted so good,  that I fainted on the floor(Yes, this ins't possible irl[in real life])(That might be the first positive non-note comment).

After few minutes I heard voice saying:”Are you okay?”. Then I started to open my eyes slowly, and I saw that I wasn't in train anymore and replied:”yes, i'm ok”. I were somehow in Canterlot train station with Twilight above my head, who were little concerned about me. “Where are we and how did we get here?”, I asked from Twilight bit confused. “We are in Canterlot, and look! There's Rarity”, Twilight replied and pointed right with her hoof, where Rarity were. I looked to right where Twilight was pointing, and after that I started walking towards Canterlot mall(Yes, I know that Canterlot doesn't have a mall, but in this fanfic it has). But when I came to the mall entrance there were a sign, which said: “Only for ponies, who have a cutie mark . No painted cutie marks also not allowed”. (Note: This may be racism and btw it is.  Also, if this is too offensive just let me know.) “NEIN!”, I shouted in anger. “This is impossible!”. “Well, I guess you won't be able to come there, because you don't have a cutie mark”, said Twilight and did put her hoof to my back.(Note: This wasn't planned, and this was going to pony.mov direction, which is a  total parody. PONY:MOV(c) series is owned by hotdiggedydemon).

Meanwhile in Ponyville...  “Twilight, where are you?”, asked Rarity outside, after knocking on  Oak Wood Library's door. After Rarity went inside Libary there were nopony inside, except Spike, who was cleaning dust out of Twilight's books. “Oh hello Spike. Do you know, where Twilight is?”, asked Rarity from Spike. “I don't know, but she went to Canterlot and didn't say any reason for that”, Spike replied after coming down from ladders. “Oh my, but could you give this to Twilight's new assistant?”, asked Rarity from Spike and then she gave a package, which read: Handle with care: fragile.  And Spike replied:”Thanks  Rarity”.  

What actually happened at Canterlot “mall”: “Have you ever visited there, Twilight?”, I asked from Twilight before entering inside mall. “Yes, I visited there last week. And it's a huge place”, Twilight replied. (In case you are wondering, what happened to the donut, which I tasted at the train. Well... It kinda was put to trash by Twilight. And Twilight did put rest of the donuts to her saddlebag). “Well, I want wonder around Canterlot streets and maybe buy something”, I said to Twilight. “if you want so, go ahead. Here, get some bits”, replied Twilight and gave me 50 bits. “When and where we meet?”, I asked from Twilight. “At Canterlot archives, in 1 hour.”, Twilight replied and wandered off to mall/shopping centre.  (Note: When I earlier said, that I want to keep this mature.. What I really mean by that: NO XXX action).  

Then I  wandered to a dark alley. There was a strange shop called: Capes And Magic, everything from invisiblity capes to magic tricks. “Hmmm. That looks an interesting shop”, I said and went inside shop. “Helloo? Anypony inside?”, I shouted after going inside. Then, suprisingly unicorn with a cash register cutie mark came from right with pair of ladders. “Hello, Stevie. I have been excpecting you”, said the salesman. “Well.. hello?”, I replied. “How do you know my name?”.

“Let´s just say that I saw you coming on the train from ponyville”, he said bit weird. “Well okay then. What is that cape over there?”, I asked and pointed my hoof on the left side where was a cape in a showcase. “That? Oh that's just an invisilibity cape, that nopony wants”, replied salesman and walked away. “Wait! An in invisiblility cape?!” , I quickly shouted back to the salesman.

“Yes, it makes the user totally invisible!”, replied salesman and came hurry back. “How much?”, I answered from salesman. “10 Bits”, replied the salesman. “10 bits?! I'll take it!”, I shouted and the salesman did get the cape for me. “Now, can I have those 10 bits please?”, asked the salesman, but there was nopony to seen around the shop. “Where did he go?”. And all the sudden bag of bits appeared in the table with a note: “Gotcha!”. Then I left the shop with the invisilibity cape on me.

30 Minutes later at Canterlot Archives...  “Stevie! Are you here somewhere?”, shouted Twilight around Canterlot archives entrance. “I'm here Twilight!”, I shouted to Twilight from next to her.

“i know where you are Twilight, but do you know where am I?”.  “No, show yourself!”, shouted Twilight angry. “Well, okay then”, I replied and took the cape off. “What is that?”, Twilight asked confused. “An invisilibity cape. I bought it from “Capes and Magic”, I replied and gave the cape to Twilight, who did put that into my saddlebag. “Well, what are we doing here?”, I asked from Twilight. “I need get one book from here”, replied Twilight and went inside with me following in back. After we entered the Canterlot archives, I  saw a sings, which had  names on it : Spells, Books, Canterlot history and something special, and they pointed everywhere: norh, east, west and south. “Spells sounds interesting. Maybe I should go check them ,if I find anything special”, I said and went in the spell corridor. “Twilight! I'm going to look some cool spells!”, I shouted to Twilight  . There were no answer from Twilight, maybe she went looking for books.

After few minutes hanging on the corridor, I found a pergament lying on the ground, which was open. After I read what was written on the pergament, I founf out that it was a  time teleportation spell. “Twilight! Look what I found!, I shouted to Twilight and ran out the corridor with pergament floated with my horn. “Well what is it?”, replied Twilight and came from other corridor. “Wait!”, I shouted and read the text on the pergament. “Where, where did he go?”, wondered Twilight.

1 minute later in Canterlot archives after I left the building.. I came back and Twilight were just in front of me. Then I fainted and woke up Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Twilight around me. “Thank god, you're ok!”, Twilight said to me and helped me up. “What happened to me?”, I wondered and left canterlot archives with pargment with me. “Where were you?”, asked from me worried. “Let's just say, that I visited Rainbow Dash”, I replied with a wide grin on my face. “What you were doing in there?”, I asked from Twilight, regarding the reason ,why she wanted to see me there. “I got couple interesting books”, answered Twilight and  we both laughed hard on one funny thing. (Note: If you are wondering ,what happened to me after the spell.. Let's just say, that it's a secret.) “Wait Twilight. I need to get one important thing!”, I shouted to Twilight and wandered off to Canterlot game store. Few minutes later I came out with a recipt on my saddlebag, and Twilight asked: “What did you do there?”. “Ordered some things, which will come to your house by the end of the day”, I replied. “When does the train leave?”. “In 30 minutes”, said Twilight after looking the clock. It was 5 o' clock.  

After we arrived to Ponyville(finally), I were hungry as a tiger in rainforests(apparently I didn't eat anything at Cantelot). “Are you hungry, Twilight? 'Cause I am”, I said and waited Twilight's answer. “Yes, i'm hungry too. But first let's go to library, because I have some important stuff which I have to take there”, replied Twilight and left the train station with me.  When we arrived at the library, Spike was on the door grreting us with a nice: “Hello!”. “Hi, Spike” , we both replied with a happy smile. “Wait here, I will be back in a second”, said Twilight and went to kitchen(Yes, I know that owl(Oak Wood Libary[Really Golden Oak Libary, but I decided to modify it little bit]) doesn't have a kitchen normally, but in this fanfic, it has).  “So, how was your day Spike?”, I asked from Spike.  “Nothing special, I cleaned the dust off bookshelves, organized bookcase and cleaned dust from all Twilight's old books”, said Spike and came down the ladders.  “Well, are you ready Twilight?”, I asked from Twilight who were hanging in the kitchen. “Ready to go where?”, asked Spike. “To go eat to a  local pub!”, replied Twilight and came from kitchen with a wide grin on her face. “A-Are you okay Twilight?”, asked Spike from Twilight bit frightened.

“I'm fine!”, replied Twilight and ran out the door hurry.  “Well, there she went. Gone.”, I chuckeled myself. Twelwe seconds later...  “Stevie, are you coming?”, asked Twilight from the door. “OH SH*T!“, I said in loud voice and left owl.  After few minutes of walking to Ponyville, we arrived to a pub called: “The Drunken Stallion”. *makes whistling noise* “Damn, this sure is a big pub”, I said and closed the door. Inside the pub, there were lots of waitresses, with a wine tray cutie mark and even a licensed drinking area. “Is there anyplace, where we can sit?”, wondered Twilight. “Over there!”, I said to Twilight and pointed my hoof to northwest/ back to left, from the door.

Then we sat to the booth, and we sat there, before anypony else took it.

After few minutes of talking and waiting, the waiter came(it seems that I forgot to mention, that the waiters[those who serve you food in restaurants] are unicorns) and asked:”Good evening, how are you today?”. “Fine, thanks”, we both answered in same time. “Do you want something to drink?”, he asked and gave a  list, which had all kinds of food names and their prices next them. “Beer to drink and I don't know what to eat. Could you ask later?”, I said. “Same here!”, replied Twilight.

There were all-kind of different snacks, for ex. Vegetable pie, Trout and peas, sealife plate, which hadd all kinds of sweet-water creatures from crabs to lobsters. After few minutes the waiter came with our drinks and asked:”Are you ready to order?”. “Yes”, replied Twilight shortly. “I'll have that seafood plate”, I said and he(the waiter)took my order, and Twilight said:”I'll have 'the vegetable pie' “. “Thank you”, said the waiter and wandered off to kitchen.

20 minutes later... “Here are your foods!”, said the waiter and did put the plates under our faces. “Go ahead and grab on!”, I said to Twilight and in matter of seconds we both started eating.

I decided to not write anymore of this, because I had nothing to this.

1 hour and 30 minutes later...  *drunk talking* “Twilight? Is that you?”, wondered Spike and went to the door looking, if Twilight was drunk. Twilight wasn't at the door, instead of Twilight, there were some drunk pony. After Spike closed the door, there were another knock. “Spike, how are you doin?”, I said and walked inside with Twilight. (Note: to make this NOT SOUND LIKE Party.mov, I decided to remove all party.mov references.) “What's that package over there?”, I wondered and went to the package. (Another note: When I earlier said, that the “package”, what was meant for me.. Well..) I looked at the package and it read: to Twilight. Handle with care: fragile. “It's for you Twilight”, I said and gave the package to Twilight. “Hmmm. What's this?”, wondered Twilight and watched inside the package. “Oh, I see”, said Twilight, closed the package and took it to closet. After Twilight came from closet, she asked: “ Do you want to play something?”. “Sure, why not”, I replied. “What games you have?”. “Call of Work 3, Black Flowers 2,  Pony of War 3, Grand Theft Equestria IV...”, replied Twilight while throwing games out of the closet.

“Grand Theft Equestria!”, I shouted and took the game with my horn magic to game console, which apparently is PonyStation6. (Note: Now you think, that isn't going to end never, but this will end sometime ;).) When I started to play Grand Theft Equestria IV, Twilight asked: “Do you want hot chocolate(cocoa)?”. “Cocoa? A-Are you serious?”, I replied in bit of suprisment. “Yes”, Twilight said and came from kitchen with to mugs. “T-Thank you”, I replied and tasted cocoa. After I tasted the cocoa, Twilight asked:”Why you are crying?”. “This.. This cocoa.. It's just so good, that I.. I..”, I  couldn't get a word, from my mouth, because it was THE BEST DAMN COCOA EVER! “Are you ok?”, asked Twilight from me bit worried. “Yes, i'm ok”, I replied after assembled myself. “Then why you were crying?”, wondered Twilight after taking a quick taste of cocoa. (Note: This fanfic is owned to my grandma, who passed away 1st of October, 2014 :(. She were very sick and was near to going to heaven. She slept away on Wednesday 1.10.2014.  R.I.P 1932-2014. ) “By this cocoa. Because it's so good!”, I replied and did put the mug down to ground. “Good to hear, that somepony likes my cocoa!'”, said Twilight with a happy mood.  “Ah, the game has loaded”, I said and started playing.  When I were starting to play Grand Theft Equestria IV, the game suddenly crashed. “Dammit!”, I shouted and throwed the controller to ground in a bit of anger.

“Well, do you want to play Call of Work 3: Modern Arsenal?”, Twilight asked and gave me the game. “Well, okay then”, I replied and did put the game into the console. “Do you want this gaming  headset, which I have?”, asked Twilight, while holding the headset with her horn. “GIMME THAT!”, I shouted and grabbed the headset, put it into my head, connected it to the console, tested it and started playing. 15 mins later, after the round begun... “THAT'S RIGHT GET REKT! GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKT! WOMBO COMBO! KMON M8, I'LL F*CKING REK YOU, I'M XXXXXXXXXXXX_MPG FACE CLAN_XXXXXXXXX, I'LL PONYSCOPE YOU FROM TOP OF DUST, U FUKIN  SKRUBB COME AT ME BRO! OH PONY A TRUFFEL! HA, HAYYYYYY! TWILIGHT GET THE CAMERA! OMG, SHE GETS THE REKT CAM! GR8 B8 M8, I R8 8/8! LOOMINATY CONFIRMED?!”, heard from living room and Twilight went looking who was that.  

“Are you okay?”, asked Twilight from me. “Hell yeah!”, I replied. “I just need couple cans of  Red Ox. Cold please”.  After Twilight brought me Red Ox, I raged because somepony did 420 noscope me. “FUCK!”, I shouted and I drank little bit of Red Ox. After the round had ended, the clock was 11.40 PM and Twilight was seen nowhere around the basement(Yes, I was gaming in a basement). “Hmmm, where the hell Twilight is. She was here moment ago”, I thought myself and went looking Twilight from ground level. “Twilight! Are you somewhere here?”, I shouted but there were no answer. When I went looking in the kitchen, there were a note which said: “Come to my bedroom”. “Well okay then”, I said and started going towards Twilight's bedroom. “Come in, Stevie”, said Twilight with a wide grin on her face. After I came inside Twilight's bedroom, she suddenly closed and locked the door.

“Twilight, w-what are you doing?”, I asked from Twilight bit scared. After my question, Twilight did first blindfold me, then she did put a plastic ball into my mouth and said: “I'm sure, that you had lots of fun today, but now it's my turn to have fun with you”. “I'll be back soon, don't leave”, Twilight said and went to basement to close the console. Before that, she tied me into her bed with couple of strings.  Few minutes later Twilight came back with something cymbal, like pair of keys. “Are you ready for this?”, Twiligh asked from me with a sexy accent. “Well if you arent't ,you better be!” Scenes Missing. “There”, Twilight said and tumbled on the floor sleepy.

                                      End(Finally) of Chapter 7: Day with Twilight

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