A Dream With Sharp Teeth
Chapter 2: Part 2 1/4
Previous Chapter Next ChapterWhen the humans finally reached the castle, they were hesitant about going in. Was Joe right? Would they be incinerated if they put so much as a toe through that door? There was only one way to find out. Taking a deep breath, Richard charged towards the door.
"Here we go, lads. It's now or never. Vive la revolutiooooo-OH MY GOD! WHY DID I EVER GO IN HERE? MY BONES ARE ON FIRE! WHY DID I LISTEN TO SOMEONE WHO DATED JOHN STAMOS?"
"I thought we both agreed we were never going to bring that up again." Joe said as he approached the door."And besides, it can'd be that ba-AAH! JESUS CHRIST FRIGGIN BLOODY MOTHER!"The other humans soon realised that they would have to go in eventually. They went in in quick succession and the entire place went up in a cacophony of pain. Eventually they recovered, and set about finding Celestia.
"Right, where do you suppose she is Joe?" Richard asked
"She should be in the main throne room, but I wouldn't recommend that we go there right this instant. I mean, you've all seen what the just two of the elements can do. I just know she'll be using the remaining ones against us if we confront her." Joe informed the group
"Then what the hell do we do?" Richard asked, almost angrily.
"I happened to intercept a letter on it's way to Celestia. The last two element bearers should be in the castle. I think we might have to get through them before we get to Celestia." Joe told them.
"You mean like that Bruce Lee film?" Said one of the other humans.
"Yeah, like that Bruce Lee film. Anyway, onward!" Richard shouted, and they began the last leg of the struggle.
After exploring the castle for a while, they discovered Pinkie Pie in the kitchens. Only when they found her she seemed to be distinctly different to how they knew her.
"hehehehe! Cupcakes! come on out everyone, get your fresh cupcakes here!"
"Oh god." Richard groaned."Keep your distance lads, she's gone cupcakes!"Then Pinkie noticed Richard.
"Hi there! Fancy a cupcake? Cause I've got more in the back room."
"If I'm perfectly honest, Pinkie, I don't think you're gonna move a lot of cupcakes right now. And I am NOT going into that room." Richard said to her, calmly.
"Be careful, Richard." Said Joe.
"Wait a minute, Richard?" Pinkie asked."Richard,oooh I've heard of you!" She said, a somewhat angry tone in her voice.
"Oh bugger."
"Maybe you've heard of my late sisters. Last seen in ponyville? You see I've heard that they were murdered by somepony. Somepony who was human."
Richard sighed."If those two were your sisters, I'd hate to meet you're brother."
Pinkie was now visibly furious."How about some cupcakes, Richard?"
Richard couldn't help but laugh slightly as he Pinkie seemed to imply that she was going to try and kill the group, or at least him, with cupcakes. He ducked when one was thrown in his direction. It hit the human behind him, and did something completely unexpected. The human was dumbstruck as his legs froze, rendering him immobile. Pinkie walked up to him and sent his upper body out of the window with a swift kick. Richard was horrified and yet impressed at the same time, but he didn't allow this to get in the way of the task at hand. He found his way through the haze of frosting to get within striking distance of Pinkie while his ipod began playing psycho clown from Dead Rising 2: Off The Record and somehow managed to pull off a flash kick sort of thing, sending Pinkie flying. Now somewhat afraid, she tired to get into the back room to get away from Richard. However, the door stuck and wouldn't open. Richard went to deliver the finishing blow, but then got a better idea. He slowly picked up a cupcake and went to throw it. Pinkie was now absolutely terrified. She could feel the door slowly opening but it was too late. The cupcake hit and Pinkie was slowly frozen.
"Baking these...treats is...such a cinch....... Add a....teaspoon.....of vanilla......... Add a.....little more......and you count to four................and you never........get your.......fill......of............cupcakes."
Then she was completely frozen. Richard placed one foot on her body and tipped her over, shattering her. The other humans were visibly traumatised, but they had to forget it. How would they succeed if they felt bad for the very creatures who had kept them in captivity for god knows how long?
"Come on lads," Said Richard as he left the kitchen."Time to go finish this whole element business."