They looked at Canterlot from a distance, using telescopes to find their friend.

"Where was he?" Matt asked

"He was in the garden area," Dash responded "keeping watch in case anything happened."

"Well he ain't there no more." A.J. replied

"He might've moved a bit." Rarity said, rather disgusted at the sight of the giant evil clones of the heroes swallowing people whole. "We should get out of here."

"Let's not," Russell said, holding on to A.J. as if they were in a tango dance "Together, my fellow Apple lover, we shall show our love across the stars and make plenty of babies together." They all stared at the two awkwardly.

"That's so nice of you." A.J. said, making seductive eyes. They stared at each other a bit. Russell closed his eyes and perched his lips. They got closer to Applejack's. In a flash, A.J. pulled out another frying pan and hit Russell in the head, knocking him out!!!

"Hold on," Doug said "Look! Hoofprints!!! Heading North-East!!!"

"Why would he head Northeast?" Fluttershy asked

"We're going to find out soon enough." They heard a loud noise from the trees behind them. Two light came from the trees, and it moved towards them!!! They jumped out of the way and noticed it was a car! It's door opened, and a Stallion came out of the driver's area: He was the size of Kane (when he was normal and not giant), had a red coloring & yellow hooves like Big Macintosh, light brown short mane & tail, had a Battle Axe & a mace on his back, and held a sawed off shotgun.

"Who are you!?!?!?" Matt screamed in fear "Whatever you want, take it, it's all yours, JUST DON'T KILL US!!!" The stallion released a familiar laugh to him.

"Matt?" He asked "Is that you?" He laughed again.

"Do you know this creep?" Dash asked

"Oh my god!!!" The stallion said, laughing almost uncontrollably "Is that the Mane 6!?!? I can't believe it, I'm actually with the Mane 6!!!"

"Titus!?!?!?" Matt asked

"That's right. It's me, Titus."

"Who are you?" Doug and Gustavo asked, hiding behind the sleeping body of Russell.

Titus is part of a locally known Christian Heavy Metal Band named 'Pick up Your Cross', where he was the vocalist. His band performed at the same church Matt, Kane, and Russell went to: Palm Valley church. There, Titus would have his band perform for the services middle school and high school students who go to. Kane actually influenced him to join by watching the famous Season 2 Finale and drawing his O.C. as a gift for Christmas. The two big guys became true bros with each other that day, having fun in akin ways the show proved how manly it was to their peers.

"Guys!" Matt said "This is Titus! We go to church together."

"Palm Valley Church." Titus corrected "Man, I still can't believe you guys are here!!!"

"We have been. Haven't you seen the news?"

"I've had, and I thought 'hey, I could join those cool dudes', I didn't think it would be you guys!!!"

"Well, ta-da!"

"Ta-Da indeed. Who are the others?"

"Well, that's Doug."

"'Sup."

"'Sup?" Doug replied sheepishly

"That's Russell." Matt continued

"Russell!!!" Titus yelled "What's up?" No response came "What's wrong with him?"

"He just meet Mr. Pan." A.J. said, cleaning her frying pan.

"And that is Gustavo." Matt finished. Titus came to Gustavo, got onto one leg as if he were a knight to a queen.

"Me lady," Titus said with a heroic tone. "Allow me to say that you are the most... beautiful ladies I have met... to this day."

"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!" Rarity yelled, trying to charge at Titus, but being held back by the others.

"This is weird to say," Gustavo said "But, I'm a guy."

"You must be joking." Titus replied

"He's actually right." Doug and Matt said. Titus gave a weird face, got back up from his pose, and whistled awkwardly.

"With them out of the way," Twilight said "Hello, I am-"

"Wait!" Titus interrupted "Let me guess... You're Twilight Sparkle, the Flying blue pegasus is Rainbow Dash, the orange is Applejack, white girl is rarity, the yellow is Fluttershy, and- oh yeah!!! Pinkie Pie!!!"

"Bro Hoof!!!" Titus and Pinkie yelled, jumping in the air and Bro-Hoofing each other.

"He's certainly strange," Rarity said, but then turning to look at Russell "But not as strange as THAT one."

"What are you up to?" Titus asked

"We're trying to look for Kane." Pinkie answered

"KANE IS HERE!?!?!? WHERE!?!?!?"

"We're going to find out by following his hoof prints."

"His Hoof-Prints?"

"Yep, just look with the telescope." Titus did, looking through.

"Isn't that Kane over there?"

"Nope, that's his evil clone made from Cobra, the real one most likely left us a track to follow him."

"Cobra?"

"And don't get me started on how they teamed up those so called 'Clone troopers' from 'Star Wars'."

"Star Wars!?!?"

"It's a long story." Matt said.

"Well," Titus said "Weirdness is my thing! Hop into my car and we will find him!!!"

Why thank you," Rarity said, entering his car. Everyone got inside, being crushed and smelling awful things inside "On second though, no thank you."

"Well hold on then," Titus said, starting his car "Cause we're-"

"DEAD!!!" Fluttershy yelled. The car drove off into the forest and felt the bumps everywhere!!! It felt like minutes, when, after a couple of seconds, they landed in the field and drove off, following the hoof-prints left by Kane. Everyone drove past Canterlot and found themselves in a field of grass. Each of the giant hoof prints became fresher & fresher, but the smell in the car became worse & worse. The car slowed down until it went into a complete stop.

"Dang it!!!" Titus yelled "Sorry guys, the car's out of gas. Look's like we're walking."

"THANK GOD!!!" Both Gustavo and Rarity yelled, leaving the car. They ran outside for a few feet, then puked. Everyone got out of the car and proceeded to continue on their adventure. Along the way, Matt told Titus their whole story, from when it started, to when Gustavo performed the dance of poles, Doug made Kane a snack for a dragon, Kane fought Godzilla, Russell''s disappearance, and all the way to Kane battling his giant, evil self after it swallowed them all. It would take them a long time just to find Kane, even if he was easily seeable. The group followed the hoof prints for a couple of hours, only to see they had stopped mid way into nothing.

"What the!?!?" Dash yelled "Where is he?"

"Please," Matt said to himself "tell me he didn't fly away!!!"

"Either that," Pinkie said "or that abducted him." They looked up and saw a pterodactyl flying above them all. It swooped down and carried Russell away, but he barely moved, almost as if he wanted this to happen.

"Get back here!!!" Titus yelled, firing in the air with his shotgun

"That thing can fire!?!?" Gustavo yelled in fear

"Hell yeah! It's awesome."

"We have to save him!" A.J. yelled

"More like yourselves." a voice said. They turned around and saw a bunch of humans wearing bandanas over their faces, riding on the backs of their evil clones (Minus Titus & Mane 6). Some of the humans looked like the other survivors back at Disneyland

"Sorry," one of the survivors said "it's nothing personal, it's just business."

"You traitors!!!" Rarity yelled "You better be lucky we don't meet again!!!"

"How'd you tame those evil clones of us?" Doug asked

"Easy," one of the bandits said with a female voice. She took off her bandana and clothing, revealing a bikini outfit below. Some of the other bandits followed, revealing all to be females in bikini outfits... most likely from Brazil to the size of their... butts. All the evil clones looked at the woman, drooling at first sight and staring at their melons, howling like dogs!!!

"Perverts." Giustavo said "Especially to my evil clones!!! C'mon! You're women like me!!! Show respect, or, at least, be jealous. Can you guys believe-" He stopped, seeing all the other guys staring at the women, trying to look as if not interested, but all having nosebleeds. "Men."

"Alright boys," the leader of the bandits said "Let's rally these guys up. We're going to get a lot of money in the glue factory."

"The glue factory!?!?" The mane 6 asked

"Hold on," Titus said, snapping out of his phase and rubbing off the nose bleed. "Can we at least have a chance to fight back?"

"Alright," one of the bandits said, holding out a hand canon. "Your move."

"I mean... a competition to survive?"

"What competition?"

"Any."

"...Any competiton, eh? Alright, any will do. It's simple as this: if you win, you can walk away freely & continue your lives. If we win, we take you to the glue factory & make millions off of you. Deal?"

"...Deal."

"NO!!!" The rest yelled. It was too late, Titus shook hands with the leader of the bandits

"What's the challenge?" The bandit leader asked

"Easy," Titus replied "Ever seen Epic rap Battles of History?"

"Yes."

"There you go."

"What's Epic Rap battle of History?" Twilight asked

"A series of epic rap battles that will go down in history!!!" Doug replied

"It's a web series where two people," Matt added "Whether historically true or from pop culture, rap battle each other. You vote on who won and who'll be next."

"Cool!" Dash yelled "Perhaps I can request Celestia vs Luna, let them get some steam off their chests."

"I wouldn't really count on it." Gustavo said.

"How about this," the bandit leader said "I get some of my friends to help me out, and you get some of yours."

"Alright." Titus replied "Guys, care to join?" Matt, Doug, and Gustavo joined him. The bandit leader got what appears to be one of those bikini babes, a bandit, and one of the con artists. He pulled out a Boom box and a beat came out of it. They took their time and began to battle

"What's up dude?" Titus began "Let's get it on: Bandits against the leaders of this Renaissance. we got the new & improved techniques to kick these wannabe geeks back to the street. I take a bum and I turn him into a chauffeur. You don't really wanna step to Tyford. I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow, so let me pass the mic to my man Gustavo.

"Hard headed but you're weak as a fiddle." Gustavo rapped "Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel. Born out here, raised in smear, I slice through the rears of bandits like someone ain't here!

"Yo!" Doug yelled "Douglas and I came to flow, knows hope without dropping the soap with a gun tip till you're in a moat. I'm called an emcee D-Bag but I get the feeling, I should pass it up to my man with the feelings

"Ho!!!" Matt yelled "Matthew Cooner and I'm friend's with a giant!!! I'm like David but I'll slay you like Goliath. You're not a rap God and you can't quite touch me!!!! This battle's your Last Judgment trust me

"we drop dead beats" Titus and Gustavo said

"We use the mathematics" Doug and Matt said

"The architects of regroups are rap addicts!!!" All 4 said "You need the glue but it will go loud when you catch an serious sentence from the crowd."

The bandit leader stood in total shock. The beat continued, but he didn't move at all.

"I've been talking the talk but never walking the walk," he simply said "Alright, you won fair and square. I was hoping you didn't have a rap planned. C'mon boys. Perhaps another group of these horses won't make it out." He got on a clone of Matt and rode away into a forest.

"That was-" Applejack said, awestruck like the bandit leader

"AMAZING!!!" Pinkie yelled "Who knows, you could join my rap gang."

"Yeah right," Rarity said "I would say they do well with the Pony Tones!!!"

"We should discuss that later." Fluttershy said "We need to find-" At that Moment. Russell appeared next to them.

"Whoah!!!" Dash yelled "How'd you get here?"

Russell watched the floor go by. They both entered a cave, where Russell landed roughly on the floor below. He looked up and saw the monster screeching and walking towards him. Russell lied on the floor. He then developed a strange feeling for the monster. He turned around and shook his bottom area in the air.

"Oh please," he said in a sexual voice "my body is ready." The monster stopped and stared in a questionable manner. Russell continued, showing off more of his already naked butt by lifting his tail up. A famous female entered: Samus Aaron!!! She fired at the monster with many bullets, and it exploded. She stopped and stared at Russell, making questionable faces herself.

"You're here as well?" he asked to the bounty hunter "Please, go zero suit and we will make plenty of Angels." Without a word, she blasted him, disintegrating him.

"You got some serious issues." Doug said. "No wonder people think you're weird."