"We don't need them." a voice said. They turned and human male wearing an army looking suit with sunglasses and hat.

"SGT. SLAUGHTER!?!?!?" Kane asked in pure surprise and nostalgia

"That's right little man! Sgt. Slaughter is here to help with-"

"G.I.Joe?"

"What? No, my friends from WWE AND RAW!!!" A bunch of wrestlers (and a pony) came out from behind, all flexing when their names were announced "We have: Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, Vince & Shane McMahon, Bonesaw McGraw, and John Cena!!!"

"Where's John?" Doug asked

"I'm John Cena." The pony said. They all froze and stared at the pony, which was wearing a regular hat, a shirt with shorts, and had a tail that looked similar to a scythe.

"Oh yeah!" Kane said "You acted as Rarity on the ring."

"Yep, and since I'm also a brony, this happened."

"Sweet."

"Hold on," Matt said "Isn't Bonesaw from Spider-Man?"

"He is." Hulk Hogan replied.

"Listen up!" Slaughter said. "It seems as if one of the shows I worked with is now attacking! There's no rules in these fights, so do whatever you feel is necessary to defeat our enemy... NO GO GO GO!!!" All the wrestlers ran to the battlefield, waiting for the first wave of Cobra troopers to attack.

"Well," Gustavo said, taking out his rifle "I think it's about time to try this baby out." Using his S.A.T.S., Gustavo fired at some of the Cobra troopers parachuting down. Everyone else went to the field, but Kane carried Gustavo to higher ground as a way to take down more enemies. The rest was madness: Wrestlers were slamming troopers down, Unicorns used their magic to blast the enemy, the pegasi made tornadoes & used lightning, and Earth Ponies bucked the cobra Troopers in their privates. The small ponies, made some string traps to trip over Cobra troopers when they were going to attack someone from behind. Their plan seemed to work, until Cobra released their core Cobra members: Storm Shadow, the Baroness, Tomax & Xamot, and Destro! The twins did an excellent at using their athletic skills to knock out the Alicorn's heads together, Baroness took out Gustavo before he could fire, and Storm Shadow, using the rooftops and shadows, knocked everyone out with ninja related attics & traps.

"Good work everyone," Destro said "I'm certain Cobra Commander will be pleased hearing how we've kidnapped the heroes of these... horses."

"It is strange," Baroness replied "But these horses' powers could be of use to us."

"Soon the world will bow down to Cobra!" The twins yelled together. Unaware to them, the small ponies snuck into a Cobra trooper's helmet as he woke up. They all went away up to an airbase floating above the small town, very confident that nothing will go wrong. Our heroes, the Mane 6, and all the wrestlers were each taken to their own interrogation room.The same Cobra trooper, where the small ponies snuck on with, took off his helmet before going to shower. Epickitty used his strength to carry the rest to the ground, where they could fit under the doors easily with no hassle. Every guard's footstep was an earthquake to them and a barrier to climb over. Using teamwork, they went up to a lone guard, stood on top of each other with LaJoker on top, and, with the unicorn's magic, took off the key card without him noticing. They went under the door and found Doug inside the room, walking in circles.

"Hey!" Vanilla Beam yelled. Doug looked everywhere, unaware of the small ponies near his hooves. He looked down and saw the 4 with the card.

"Where did you get that?" Doug asked

"We'll tell that later," Pan Sizzle replied "We gotta get everyone out of here!"

"But how?"

"This Key Card should get you out, but we're not sure it will work with the other."

"Better to try than never Let's get out of this room!"

"Alright, but we're sticking to you."

"Fine by me, get on!" Doug lowered his muzzle. The ponies climbed on it, then grabbed his horn, then got into his mane. It felt weird to him, but not as much as how he kissed Dashie. He picked the card off the floor and opened the door. He bucked the guard and ran to the other doors. Luckily, the card he had worked with the others, as he freed them all, one by one! The alarms went off, and Cobra toppers came running to their area. They went inside a room, where they found their equipment and C4 Plastic explosives.

"Alright boys," Gustavo said, holding on to his Recharger Rifle "Just follow my lead."

"Are we going to blow this place up?" Matt asked

"Hell yeah!!!" Doug replied "That's the american way!!!"

"AMERICA!!!" Kane sang.

"Plus, Dash would love it, right?"

"I would you handsome stallion." Dash said, just before smooching Doug wild like. Everyone stood, giving an awkward look.

"Don't be jealous."

"Let's get out of here." Twilight just said. With millions of firing bullets and explosions happening, they all made it out with a huge explosion on the base worthy enough to be in a Michael Bay movie... who was still with Molestia as they were at the Grammies, just happening at Ponyville Below.

"YEAH!!!" Michael yelled, watching the explosions from below "F**K YEAH!!! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!!! WHO MADE THAT WONDERFUL EXPLOSION!?!?!?" At that moment, the heroes, Mane 6, and wrestlers came down on a pile of Cobra Troopers, each doing a cool pose as the wind blew. "Oh... it's you guys."

"Hi again!!!" Molestia said, trying to play innocent "How have you been doing?" Matt, Doug, and Gustavo hid behind Kane, shaking with fear, though Gustavo aimed his recharger Rifle at her.

"Hang on a sec," Kane said "I got something in my wing." He shook his wing and a Cobra Trooper came out, a bit confused on how deep Kane's wings are.

"Well then," Sgt. Slaughter said "I think we got us a lead."

"Thanks," Kane replied "But we got this... and someone else."

"FINE!!! WE'RE LEAVING!!!" All the wrestlers but John Cena left.

"Why aren't you going?" A.J. Asked

"I'm not a human," John replied "And those guys are a bunch of Douchebags, I might as well stay with you guys for a while."

"Well welcome to our group!" Pinkie yelled "We'll begin our interrogation with this Trooper! Who is going to help us Kane?"

"My friends already knows." Kane replied.