"I think we learned an important lesson." Twilight said

"Now if we had Spike," Dash added "He could write down a letter easily to Celestia."

"Spike..." Doug muttered under his breath, followed by some shivers.

"Nah," Pinkie said "Let's make it interesting!!!" Pinkie Grabbed Russell and pulled out her Pinkie Canon. She aimed him and fired the canon into Space!!! Everyone just stared at her

"What just happened?" Matt asked

"I may be the Pinkie Pie of this Group," Kane replied "But I have no idea what just happened there."

"Why'd you do that Pinkie!?!?!?" A.J. yelled

"That was random and cruel." Fluttershy added

"Don't really know," Pinkie replied "just had to do it."

"Great!" LaJoker said "Are we going to get him back or not?"

The moon was out in the sky, and Russell was heading right towards it, showing no sign of stopping!!!

"We gotta do something!!!" Fluttershy yelled

"He may be weird," Dash said "But at least he's an ally. I'm coming!!!" Dash flew in the air, heading towards Russell. A few seconds felt like minutes, but Dash was getting closer to Russell with each flap of her wings!!! About a few feet, Russell disappeared in the thin air!!! Dash stopped and looked around. He was gone from them.

"RUSSELL!!!" Kane yelled

"He's Gone!!!" Matt added

"This isn't good!" Twilight commented "How did that happen!?!?"

"Good question." Doug replied

"We gotta find him!!!" A.J. insisted "This is all yer fault, Pinkie Pie!!!" Pinkie was heartbroken on what A.J. said, causing her hair to deflate.

"It is," Pinkie said "I shouldn't have done that." Silence came between them all

"We're going to stay under this Alicorn's fur longer," Pan Sizzle said, breaking the silence "Let's go guys."

"On it." The other small ponies said, digging through Kane's loose skin & folding it over them, completely hiding them.

"We may need some help on this." Twilight said

"But who?" Dash said, landing beside them all "And what happened to him?"

"Gentlemares," Doug said with a smirk "I know who we need to get."

"Oh no." All but Fluttershy and small ponies said "You don't mean-"

"Yes. Discord!!!" A puff of gas appeared, following by maniacal laughing. Discord appeared all over them, wearing an Astronaut costume

"It feels so great to be with you all again!!!" He said with glee in his voice "I've been bored from our pirate adventure, and our prank together, Mr. Kane."

"I know," Kane replied "that was really funny."

"It was! And what's that you got there?"

"Nothing."

"...Yeah right." He snapped his fingers and the small ponies appeared in front of Kane's face, floating in midair. "Oh, look how adorable they are! You probably felt the same when you turned into a giant monster to fight that lizard, no?"

"I did."

"Discord," Matt said interrupting his conversation "Our friend-"

"Was shot to the moon and disappeared," He interrupted "I know where he went and when he went."

"When?" Twilight asked "You're saying he traveled through time?"

"Why yes!"

"How's that even possible?" A.J. asked. Discord appeared next to her, wearing a lab coat.

"According to my calculations, he was hit by 1.8 jiggawats and traveled 88 miles per hours, causing him to break the space/time wall, and headed right to the past."

"How far in the past exactly?" Dash asked

"Around... the time Luna was banished to the moon."

"A thousand years ago!?!?!?" They all yelled

"Discord," Fluttershy begged "Please, help us get to our friend & rescue him!!!"

"...Fine. For you, Fluttershy."

"~yay!~"

Russell flew into the portal and landed roughly on the moon. Nothing but rocks was around him.

"Hello?" He asked "Anyone around?"

"Over here friend!!!" A Russian male voice said. "Follow my voice!" Russell followed the strange voice, who was talking t some Australian male and an average sounding female. He looked over a crater and saw: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and The Sandman, around Santa's sleigh!

"Ahoy Friend!!!" Santa said with the same Russian voice "My friends and I here were investigating the Man on the Moon!"

"Don't tell him what we're doing." The Easter Bunny said with the Australian accent "He could be with Pitch for all we know."

"I don't think so," The tooth fairy said "He looks kinda cute."

"Cute!?!?" Russell replied, walking towards them "I am not Cute! I am a hero of the magical land, known as Equestria!!!"

"A feisty one," the bunny said "I'll keep an eye on him if he joins."

"And he Will!!" Santa yelled "Welcome to the Guardians!!!" Santa picked him up with no stress. The sandman welcomed him by making a bowler hat out of his own sand, tipping to him as they entered the sleigh.

"I wanted the Guardians of the Galaxy." Russell muttered to himself

Russell and the Guardians flew over the surface of the moon, until something hit the bottom of the sleigh.

"What's going on?" The Easter Bunny asked "Did you gain more weight?"

"No likely friend," Santa replied "Look!!!" They looked down and saw a huge black cloud. A face revealed in the cloud.

"It's Nightmare moon!!!" Russell yelled "Run!!!"

"Not on my watch." The Tooth Fairy said "CHARGE!!!" The Guardians all jumped off the sleigh to fight! Russell followed, but hid behind some rocks, not knowing how to fight wit his friends. He watched as they fought Luna/Nightmare Moon. He felt something hit the back of his head & he passed out. He awoke and saw he was blind folded.

"He's awake!!!" a voice yelled

"Can we have him now?" Another asked

"You can't do that," one of them interrupted "He's a child."

"So?"

"We have some fun." He could only hear what appears to be zippers. Russell screamed, now aware he was surrounded by predators.

Discord snapped his finger and a Phone Booth appeared right before them!!!

"Really?" Kane asked "A Phone booth?"

"That's no Phone Booth!" Doug yelled with excitement "That's Bill and Ted's Phonebooth!!!"

"Bill and Ted?" The Mares asked

"It's a human thing."

"And to make this better," Discord said "I brought someone else to help you out!!!" He snapped his fingers again, and a human male appeared.

"GEORGE CARLIN!?!?!?" Doug yelled

"Whats going on?" George asked "Why am I back here with the same phone booth from 'Bill and Ted'?"

"Sir?" Matt asked "George Carlin?"

"GAH!!! A group of candy horses!!!"

"Candy horses!?!?" Pinkie yelled, looking everywhere "What's a horse!?!? Are the candy types delicious!?!?!?"

"He's referring to us." A.J. said, calming down Pinkie.

"And what are you!?!?" George asked, pointing at Discord.

"I'm a Draconequus." Discord replied, bowing down with a top hat appearing in his lion hand/paw.

"And our friend." Fluttershy added "We need your help, Mr. Carlin."

"With what?" He asked "Running this? It's a prop."

"Not with me," Discord replied "my magic made it work."

"...Really? Well, come inside."

"We all can't fit in there." Twilight observed "There's too much of us."

"Yes you can!!!" Discord yelled. He grabbed everyone and shoved them into the phone booth, having everyone, but the 4 small ponies, crushed. The 4 got put of Kane's fur & ran across everyone, landing on the phone.

"What do we do?" EpicKittty asked

"Oh great," George said "You can't candy sized candy colored horses."

"Hey!" LaJoker yelled "We're not that small! We're like the size of Chicken Nuggets!!!"

"Whatever, just punch in a code and we should-" Discord snapped his fingers again, and they teleported through time, which looked something similar to Doctor Who. They found themselves on an exotic jungle area. They got out in a pile, getting away from the phone booth.

"Where are we?" Dash asked "This isn't the moon."

"That Discord!" A.J. yelled "We shouldn't have trusted him!!!"

"Maybe he-" Fluttershy began to speak, but was interrupted by some rustling in some bushes and screaming. Russell came from the bushes, running really fast!!!

"Russell!!!" They all said

"Run!!!" He yelled "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" A human appeared right before him, holding a machete.

"There he is!!!" He yelled "And He brought us some friends. Let's get them!!!" More humans came, surrounding them.

"Oh no," Fluttershy quipped "what are we going to do?"

"What will Bill and Ted do?" Doug asked. His attention turned to some instruments lying on the floor. "I got it! Everyone, get an instrument!!!" Everyone ran for the nearest instrument they could get: Kane got the drums, Matt got the guitar, Russell got the bass, the 4 smaller ponies got some cowbells, and Geroge stood next to Doug.

"What are you planning?" Matt asked

"Something awesome!!!" Doug replied "Just follow my lead!!!" the humans began charging at them, making their ways towards them. "NOW!!!" Matt mysteriously played the guitar, despite having no instrument lessons and no fingers. Soon, everyone joined, all playing the Song "Don't Fear the Reaper". All the humans stopped in their tracks, slowly jamming out to the song & dancing. When the song ended, the humans were busy celebrating that the O.C.s and other got inside the phone booth, but Russell held on tight to the outside, being crushed inside. George just hit the phone and they teleported away. They saw Russell hanging on, but he let go, sending himself to another area.

"DAGNABBIT!!!" A.J. yelled "I thought we'd have him."

"And my parents say I make things harder." Kane said.

"Your father did say that." Fluttershy replied

"And he's really frightening." Pinkie added They all landed back, seeing themselves in Ponyville, before falling out.

"Well then," Twilight said "Should we go back and Get him back... again? Or should we try another method?