"So you mean to tell me," Matt said very angrily "That not only was the cage loose, but YOU ALL GOT INVOLVED WITH IT!?!?!?" Everyone stood silently as Matt breathed hard

"Yes." They all answered. Matt screamed at the top of his lungs, then went into a frenzy of yelling to himself of mostly babbles.

"Is everyone done yet?" Russell asked to his two peers.

"I guess so." Doug replied "You?" Gustavo released another load

"Now I am." he replied.

"I can't believe what Discord had." Russell began "That was disgusting."

"Is Discord really into that stuff? Or was he being a troll?"

"Maybe both." Doug said. They went to see where Matt had gone, but an aroma caught their noses.

"What's that smell?" Gustavo said, sniffing the air

"It's Delicious smelling."Doug commented

"IT'S PIE!!!" Russell yelled. Very goofy like, Russell's wings carried him to where the pie was at, similar to how cartoon character are with smells. Doug and Gustavo followed Russell, as their stomach began to growl from their upchucking session. They made it to a farm, where some pies were sitting on a window sill. Without any control, Russell began to devour the pie like a Pig does with slop.

"That's just disgusting." Doug said

"And very uncouth." Gustavo added. At that moment, the messy pie tray poofed and a fresh pie took it's place.

"Unlimited pie!!!" Russell yelled. "Have some."

"Fine." They both said. They found themselves a knife & a fork and began to eat a pie, but with control. The taste was nothing like they've had before, but it was addicting. In a matter of moments, they all passed out.

"That was easier than I thought." A voice said "Tell the commander we have three out of the five heroes. The two should come and rescue them."

Kane and Matt were in the middle of a large celebration on Groundhog day.

"How did we get from yelling to each other to celebrating Groundhog day?" Matt asked

"I don't know," Kane replied "Maybe it was Discord." They both saw Discord, dancing with the princesses to the famous Rick Astley song.

"This is certainly weird." Doug's father said, drinking a beer.

"Tell me about it." Kane's father said, drinking a beer and petting behind Fluttershy's ear "This thing is reminding me a lot of my daughter in law, Ana."

"Is that a good thing?" The pegasus asked

"Maybe."

"Say," Kane asked "Where are the others?"

"They came out of store screaming," Matt replied "And began to puke in the ocean."

"Gross. I guess our plan did work."

"It sure did." Discord said "And here's your camera." He handed Kane back his digital camera.

"Thanks. Now to delete that pic."

"I hope you do," Celestia said "Don't want my subjects to know what I did. It would be better if you joined, Luna."

"Thouest will not showeth thy 'plot' to the camera," Luna said "I've already seen many dreams of that, especially the one called 'Russell'."

"What else are they doing?" Kane asked

"They're kidnapped." Discord said. The music stopped and everyone stared at him, but he continued to dance. He stopped and looked around. "Fine... they were eating some pies, but didn't know it had a lot of Lunesta in it, and were kidnapped to a secret area."

"And that is?" Matt asked sternly.

Doug, Gustavo, and Russell awoke to find themselves tied up on a table, staring at a group of celebrities that include: Justin Beiber, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, One direction, the Jonas Brothers, Rebecca Black, Skrillex, Ke$ha, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, the cast of both Glee & High School Musical, and Michael Bay.

"What's going on?" Russell asked with his voice sounding like that of a robot. "What's up with my voice?"

"We heard your voice and it sounds terrible." A low and negative sounding voice said "No tween would want to listen to someone that sounds like they have nasal problems."

"Hey! My voice isn't that bad."

"It really is." Doug said.

"Yeah," Gustavo added "It's actually a nice upgrade."

"I'm glad to see your friends agree with me." the same voice said

"What do you want with us?" Doug asked

"Nothing really, we just want your loyalty to us."

"What do you mean?" Gustavo asked "Who are you?"

"Who am I? I'm no one, really. Most would say I own all of these people, but that would be wrong. I simply run a local radio station, where, instead of featuring music that local people make, I'm forced to replay all of these celebrities' most 'popular' songs 24/7 each day for an entire year. I'm tired of that, so I decide, with all of this happening Humans turning into ponies faze, you should help me out."

"How?" Doug asked

"How? You seriously asked 'How'!?!?!? You're all the heroes that got colorful horses and humans to become friends!!! What better way than to help you become famous but make you the next boy band girls will go gaga over."

"No offense," Gustavo said "but we don't want to become a boy band. I'm technically a woman."

"I know, but I read your profile: you are male that's from Phoenix, but live near Union High School in Roosevelt, Utah. You're a man in a mare's body. And you'll be the lead singer."

"I am both disturbed and honored to be a leader in something that you know me on."

"And Douglas Cherry, though your father served in the military, you will help make the lyrics."

"I'm not even good at writing songs!!!" Doug yelled

"You will. These celebrities, except Michael Bay, all have one thing in common: they make millions of dollars from songs that today's more educated audiences say is 'stupid', but younger and more accepting audiences love."

"Why do you have Michael Bay here?"

"He... was more of an accident."

"Oh, go on with your evil plan."

"It's not evil: all I am going to do is, with all the information stored in these celebrities, is to brainwash you and become the ultimate boy band in the world, winning grammies everywhere and earning me millions of dollars!!! Plus, with these already taken in, their industries die off, they fall into obscurity, you become famous, and the intelligence of all listeners on radios will fall, buying more of our stuff, and the world will but off of our hands... but your hooves!!! No one can beat me!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! START THE BRAINWASHING!!!" Their table began to lift up, and they were delivered up to a huge needle, filled with some goo that must've been filled with the minds of the celebrities.

"Well guys," Russell said "this is our last goodbye's, I suppose."

"Goodbye?" Doug asked "This is more to our manliness, not each other."

"I'm probably going to stay the same," Gustavo said "but I'll just be... twerking. UGH!!!" The needle was just inches away from their faces, but an explosion came from a wall, stopping the machinery. They looked to where the explosion came from: Michael Bay had escaped, holding both Kane and Matt by their tails as some sort of machine guns.

"Let's get out of this asian factory." The director said in a cool voice.

"THAT'S RACIST!!!" Kane yelled

"Shut up! I found your friends, and we're getting out of here!!!"

"I am now confused." Gustavo said

"You won't be in my bed." Gustavo went blank.

"Funny story."Matt said

"Where are they?" Matt asked

"By the area of where your standing and the eyes of Celestia," Discord answered "I'd say... the moon."

"The moon?" Kane asked "Where did you get that from?" A large boom stopped everyone: they looked up and saw a huge spaceship blasting to space, up to where the moon was at. Everyone's mouth opened wide but Discord's.

"How are we going up there?" Matt asked

"Easy as this." Discord grabbed Kane & Matt, tied them up together, and kicked them to the sky "ENJOY YOUR STAY!!!" The two screamed, as they headed super fast to the surface of the moon. They crash landed roughly and saw they had made it, but crashed in a room in the process.

"The oxygen!!!" A person said "I can't die!!! Not before the release of my new TMNT movie!!!"

"Michael Bay?" The two asked. Sure enough, the destroyer of childhood memories and military fetish fan was there. He took a deep breath, hoping to save his life. The two untied themselves and stood awkwardly with the the man that makes women hot with no brains & a personality.

"Sir," Kane said "you can breath."

"Yeah right," Bay replied "I'm not going to explode."

"You aren't," Matt said "Surprisingly, the moon of Equestira is both controlled by Luna and, despite no plants around, you can breath easily." bay opened his eyes and looked: they were right, as nothing was happening to them.

"Oh... so... I'm free?"

"Free?" Kane asked "From your racism? No!" He made a stupid laugh

"I'm free!!!" He ran outside and jumped around a bit, surprised at the low gravity of the moon. He stood and stared at Earth above. "How do I get out of here?"

"We don't know that." Matt said "But we can have a deal."

"And that is?"

"You help us find our friends, and we will help you get out of here."

"...alright, deal, but under one condition."

"And that is?" Kane asked

"We do it my way of escaping, and, if one of your friends is a chick, they come with me afterwards."

"...Deal." They both said.

"YOU SOLD ME TO MICHAEL BAY!?!?!?" Gustavo yelled

"No we didn't," Matt said "Kane did."

"No I didn't," Kane yelled back "Stop throwing me under the bus!!!"

"Enough you two!!!" Bay yelled back. He lifted Matt up as a machine gun, pulled & rotated hit tail, and fired him as a machine gun, breaking the chain that tied them up.

"We're now free!!!" Russell yelled.

"What's the next part of our plan?" Doug asked

"You stupid horses," Michael Bay said "We're americans, not any alcoholic Russian. We use what got us both Neil Armstrong & us up here: the rocket ship!!!"

"...That's actually smart." Gustavo said, all surprised like.

"I know: I'm a man, you are a dumb woman." Gustavo made an angry scrunch face to the director.

"Can you show us the way?" Doug asked

"I will indeed." The alarms went off, and some robots came out, firing lasers at them

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Kane yelled

"My way." Bay lifted Kane & held him like a gun, pulled his tail hard, and Kane fired a magic beam like if he were a shotgun, destroying the robots. "This way virgins!!!" Bay lead them all, now carrying Matt, and pulling his tail, as he fired like a machine gun. With millions of robots destroyed, they made it a cargo area, where the same spaceship was at, resting.

"We made it!!!" Russell yelled, now with the voice of Vin Diesel. "How can we thank you?" They all turned and saw Bay was missing: he made it to the ship without them, dropping Kane & Matt near the entrance of the pilot area.

"Sorry guys," Bay's voice said over the ship's intercom "But this is every man for himself. I left you a gift though. Use it to follow me. It's inside those crates over there." They saw some huge crates over in the corner of the cargo area. With some spells to rip open the door, they were surprised on what they saw: The original 5 autobots from the first live action movie of Michael Bay's Transformers, all with the face of Michael Bay's face on them.

"Are you serious?" Matt asked

"I am. They're Bayformers, curtsy of your's truly."

"There's no way I'm going in there!!!" Gustavo yelled. The door opened, and more robots came in, shooting at them."

"Better deal with it." Doug said, entering Ironhide.

"It's this or becoming a boy band." Matt said, entering Ratchet.

"Fine." Gustavo said impatiently, entering Bumblebee.

"Optimus is mine!!!" Russell yelled. He ran into the controls of the Autobot leader, only to be pushed by Kane. Kane entered and closed the door immediately. Russell gave a deathstare as he entered Jazz.

"Follow me!!!" Bay yelled. He activated his ship and broke nearly everything inside the cargo area. He broke throughout the door and flew into space. The rest of the five followed, as well as some smaller robot-ship mixes. They all landed on the ship, heading towards earth. Soon, the heat into earth's orbit hit them, but they continued to fight the other robots, trying to destroy the ship. They made it to earth’s inner orbit, but realized they were going to crash into the royal Canterlot castle!!!

“Pull up!!!” Kane yelled “We’re gonna crash!!!”

“No way!!!” Michael yelled “If we’re going to land, we’re doing it Bay style!!!”

“By crashing in the royal sisters castle?” Russell asked, in the voice of Arnold Schwarzzenegger

“Exactly!!! Hold on!!!” They were a couple of feet before hitting the castle, when a large poof came around them, and they crashed into a field. The Bayformers were destroyed on impact, and the O.C.s got out of their autobot. Michael was blasted out of the rocket, hitting the floor just moments away from the shapeship exploding. “That was awesome!!! We should do that again!!!”

“No!!!” Gustavo yelled “We could’ve gone through a safe, quiet, and subtle way of escaping, but you insisted on Exploding everything around you!!!”

“I know, that’s why my movies make millions of dollars.”

“And low ratings on Rottentomatoes.com” Matt commented.

“Hello?” a woman’s voice asked. They turned and, from under a hill, a light tan mare, with a darker mane & who’s mark was a cloud with a needle, dripping some green juice, came and saw the damage. “Did you cause this?”

“Kinda.” Kane replied with an awkward voice “It was his fault.” Michael looked at the mare very awkwardly.

“Michael?” Everyone asked, poking him. Without a word, the director ran & tackled the other mare, holding & hugging her like a teddy bear.

“Oh my love,” he said “together, we can live the life of our dreams, and star in our own movies!”

“Will you have my butt on it?” the mare replied

“I will indeed!”

“I’m in!”

“Sweet!!! Sorry other woman, but this one’s much hotter than you & loves me to use her!!!” Gustavo's mouth opened wide open, astonished of what the director said. Matt and Russell lifted his mouth up, hoping to calm him down. The two began to walk to the sunset, but what looks like Celestia picked them up with some magic & flew away. At that moment, Celestia appeared right behind them, along with Luna & Discord.

“What just happened?” Celestia asked “Who was that man, mare, and other Alicorn?”

“Wait?” Doug asked “That wasn’t you?”

“No. Why would I ever take someone away?”

“To banish them to the moon.” Discord said with a large grin.

“How about turned to stone for a thousand years?” Luna replied angrily.

“Oh no.” Doug & Kane said together. “Molestia.”

“Who?” The three asked.