Author's Notes:

I hope you enjoyed it, considering what it was. Below, I've included a download link to a text version of the code, as well as the actual code itself. If you rename the file "DoWhileStory.java", you can compile it and make it type up your own version of this story.
An interesting thing to note, the code is less than half the length of the story itself.

do {

this.download("DoWhileStory.txt");

} while (true);