Pinkie Pie has been written into an endless timeloop bootstrap loop due to the foolish ambitions of Ocalhoun. She finds this very annoying, and takes it upon herself to set the timeline straight.

This action may have unforeseen consequences.

Praise for The Following: Escape

"You done good. You done good." -Ocalhoun

"Well, that happened." -CaveRave

"Are you trying to rip off my writing style? Because you're not doing it very well." -The ghost of Douglas Adams

"Wait, what am I doing here? I wrote this!" -deli73

(Written in response to Ocalhoun's pair of mutual sequels. The author assumes no responsibility for any mental damage that reading this story may cause. Please read responsibly.)