Ok, so I know it's been a long time since any of you "followers" of the odd changeling Morpheus have visited...but I have a question for you?

CAN YOU TAKE HIM AWAY PLEASE? LIKE BANISH HIM TO THE MOON? PLEASE?

I've tried and tried to get him out of my mane, but that blundering idiot has some sort of mind-reading ability. Not to mention what happened in Canterlot.

Oh...and don't get me started on Reflect.

I swear...these two will be the downfall of me and my plans.

So without further ado, I suppose I should update you on what that Swarm has been up to recently.

A documentary film crew visited us recently...haven't reviewed all the tapes yet.

I've been thinking of sending them out on a little excursion...

But really what can we do right? In the end, I feel any form of discipline will be blatantly ignored and exchanged for something else...like cider.

Anyhow, just wanted to see if any of you wanted to...I don't know...drop them in the desert for the vultures? Not anything harsh...but...yeah...okay it's harsh I know.

Sincerely,

The Totally Super Cool Future Villain Who is Somehow Involved in All of This