From:

Discord, Spirit of Chaos, International Man of Mystery

Ayers Hoof

Horsestralia

To: Fluttershy, Stellar Babe.

Everfree Green Cottage

Ponyville

Dearest Fluttershy,

Well! On to the next place. I spent a while in the Amarezon but after a while I just got so DOGGONE tired of it. You know what I'm like. I can't keep still. I'm like a pony who has waited so long at the bus stop she now needs to go to the bathroom and can't stop dancing.

Enough about my bladder, how are you? I'm going to be here a little longer than the Amarezon so you can write me back at this address. There's only one Ayers Hoof, though that's not its real name. The natives originally called it Kanguru but then the ponies colonized it and lots of stuff changed. Not always for the better. This place is quite touristy now. Though I'm wondering how these tourists feel about the fact that for the last few days, Kanguru has been blue, or candy striped or sometimes a giant toaster.

But! This isn't a history lesson. I've been using my chaos without repercussions out here and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I'm sure you know this already, but chaos isn't an inherently bad thing. For instance, there are parts of Horsetralia where it hadn't rained for years, so not only did I make it rain but rivers started flowing again.

Though I did change one of these rivers into a sea of singing watermelons.

It terrified the locals, but you know me. I just can't help being creative.

I'm delivering this to the coast via Kookaburra, so it might have taken a little longer to get to you. The toucans were much faster, even though they had bigger beaks, so I'm not sure what the Kookaburra's excuses are. Personally I think they're just lazy.

Until next time, dearest Flutters.

Your Pal,

Discord

P.S. Tell Twilight she was wrong about Ayers Hoof  being largely a reservoir for magic. It's a reservoir for raw forces that magic can't even hope to contain. I know this because Mother Nature and I used to hang and I sensed it. Mother Nature doesn't really talk or manifest herself as a separate entity, she mostly just IS. It's difficult to explain. The natives understood this but I don't think the colonial locals do. But I'm mostly telling you to tell Twilight this because I love it when she finds out she's wrong about anything! I have the data to prove it! Ha!

So tell her she's wrong, dead wrong.

Be sure to stress how wrong she is.

P.P.S.

They do a delicious fruit shake at a local cafe near here. I've been in disguise (several different disguises each time in fact) but I keep going back several times a day for it. I think it's made from singing watermelons.

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