After about another 10 minutes of crying the purple pony walked in the door I had been thrown in. She saw me there in the corner.

'What are you doing in the corner?' She asked curiously

'Get the fuck away from me!' I shouted at the purple pony I was fucking terrified of it.

'Look, I'm only going to hurt you if you don't cooperate. If you do, you'll be fine.' She said

'And what will you do to me if I don't cooperate?' I asked

'I'll torture you, pulling out your body parts, to find out what's inside you. Maybe not me personally though, I might get Pinkie to do it.. She's good with that stuff!' She answered cheerfully. 'So, let's start. Come down here.' She started walking down some steps. I decided it was best to follow her as I didn't want to be killed by a bunch of ponies.

'Okay sit in this chair.' Said the Pony. 'Okay. Here's how this will work. I'll ask you a question, you'll answer it then I'll answer it too. Sound good?' She asked. 'Okay!' She then said, not leaving me time to answer.

'First question! What species are you?'

'I'm human.' I said

'Okay. I'm a Pony. An Alicorn to be exact! Next question, does your species have genders? If so, what are you?'

'Yes, I'm male.' I answered

After a few more general questions, she started getting more personal and, a bit weird..

'How big is your penis?' She asked

'What? I'm not fucking answering that!'

She pointed her eyes towards a tray with a bunch of sharp tools on it.

'Fine fine.. Uh..' I said. I found it really awkward.. I had to tell a purple pony (which I found out it's name was Twilight Sparkle) how big my dick is or else I would be killed!'

After answering a few more questions like 'when was the last time you fucked someone' and 'what is your sexual orientation' the questions finally stopped.

'Okay! Thank you for your time, now I'm going to get my friends to come over. We're going to cast a few... Tests on you. Stay down here, don't touch anything. Oh wait, I tied you up so you can't anyway! Haha!' Twilight said.

After about an hour, she came back down with 5 other ponies.

'Okay Jerome, these are my friends; Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity!'

'Hi!..' They all said one after the other awkwardly.

'Okay girls, we're gonna do a few tests on this.. 'Human'. Let's start!'

She untied me from the chair, and led me to what looked like a human sized photocopier.

'Take off your clothes and lie under there please.' She ordered. I did as I was told. These ponies were maniacs. After the machine scanned me, I was aloud to get out. 'Lie on that table please.' She said to me. I lied on the table. The last thing I remember after that was being injected by a needle. There was some weird cyan liquid in it.