Author's Notes:

Yes! It's true. I'm not dead. So to explain why this took so long, other than the sheer length of the chapter, I gotta tell you a few things first.
I went home on leave from the Navy for 10 days to get away from it all...and it was arguably more stressful than my work. I devoted those ten days to pleasing everyone I knew who hadn't seen me in over a year. Ya know, friends, girlfriend, parents, the whole shebang. Well Although I may or may not have pleased everyone, I certainly didn't please myself. I had no days to just sit down and relax so when I came back I was exhausted for the next week. So there's your two-three week hiatus in a nutshell. Hope none of my people read this, otherwise they might feel bad.
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The sounds of bells and chimes echoed through the cool winter air. Snow fell and struck the many people seated around a stone altar and within the crowd. Several looked up to the great pine trees above, and scowled. One woman, with long, fine, purple hair leaned over and whispered to the man seated next to her.

"Why did they have to do this in the middle of Winter Fall Wood? It's always snowing here, and it would've been so much less messy to just do it on the hillside like I planned. I went through all that trouble making the checklist and coordinating everything...and they changed it all in the span of an hour..."

The man seated next to her gave a light chuckle, wiping a bit of loose snow from her shoulder. "Twily, calm down. This is their moment. They deserve to do it wherever they want. Plus it's a beautiful day this morning, the sunlight is making all the snow in the trees glimmer. Just look."

He gestured towards the shimmering light crashing through the overgrowth of pine needles above them. The woman smiled, dodging a fresh batch of incoming snow. "But Shining....Everyone is getting snow all over their clothes...How is anyone supposed to go through the rest of the day with wet suits and dresses?"

A small 'eep' of shock escaped her as a batch of snow struck the top of her long, silk ridden magenta dress, then traveled down her back like a creeping spider. A small towel wrapped in purple aura drifted over to her back and gently began patting down her wet spots. She looked over at Shining's hands, glimmering in his purple aura, and offered him a smile of gratitude, which he returned.

"You have to remember who this is Twily...they probably thought everyone sitting here in wet clothes for over an hour would be funny."

Another notable scowl appeared over Twily's face "Trust me...I haven't forgotten who they are...but if they were just gonna change everything last minute, why ask me to plan it?"

"Oh shhhh shhhh shhhh...Twily...look here they come!"

The woods behind the crowd seemed to literally, get up and part ways, root and all. The two guests of honor strode through the brush, hand in hand and headed towards the altar, where a small group of people waited for them on either side. Twilight smashed her hand into her face

"Why couldn't they do this right...this one thing? Why aren't their parents escorting them?! And why-"

Another laugh reached her ears, she paused and looked over, Shining was attempting to withhold a chuckle "If you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to start calling you Rarity Sparkle instead of Twilight."

She immediately thrust her hands to her hips, assuming a pouty expression "Hey!...They fired her for a reason...she was going way over the top about this...even I thought she needed to step back."

"And now you're about to do the same thing. Just relax Twily, it's their day, just remember that"

Although she 'hmphed' in defiance, Twilight did slightly relax her shoulders and resumed watching as her two friends made it to the altar at last.

His eyes fluttered for a brief moment...swaying in the breeze as lightheadedness overtook his form, he almost stumbled back in his steps, but caught himself at the last moment and managed change his near fall into a simple skip in his walk. He shook snow from his hair as he came to a stop on a stone floor.

*What was I doing again?*

He looked around as his feet halted him in place, seemingly with a mind of their own. He was standing outside...in the snow...inside a small concrete altar...in front of a large crowd of people...all dressed in suits, ties and dresses........why? Quickly scanning the crowd, he searched for a face he could recognize that would reveal answers to him, but found only a few and they weren't what he expected. The first was Twilight...or rather, it looked like Twilight...but her hair was significantly longer and her...body structure, looked more fit and mature than he remembered seeing her that morning. She looked amazing, he had to admit, her long purple hair and pink streak went perfectly with her magenta dress, both of which seemed to glimmer in the light of the sun and snow around them. Forcibly distracting himself from her, he scanned through more of the crowd and saw some, slightly familiar faces. He did not recognize the man seated next to Twilight, but judging from his features, he could only assume it was Shining Armor, her brother, and also the only person she'd ever talked about when they were kids. He saw both Fluttershy and Derpy...whom also looked...well...other than more dressed up...they seemed more mature looking as well. Fluttershy had a radiant but subtle beauty about her moss green dress that went with her large breasted figure perfectly. While Derpy wore a simple tan dress that seemed to have been made so she could simply move around easily without tripping, but she still looked amazing regardless.

Moving his eyes along, he could only find one more person within the crowd he recognized...Sunset Shimmer, who by all regards was the best dressed and best looking one there. Her long red and yellow hair flowed down her shoulders, curling slightly by her hips in several different directions. Her radiant orange dress stood out amongst the crowd, but not in an obnoxious way...it showed her off, but still kept her subtle. The dress covered from her chest down, but her face, neck, along with just above her breasts, was bare. As she turned around to fetch a drink, he saw her back was bare as well. He wondered how she could stand wearing something like that in such cold weather.

A cough to his right caught his attention. Looking down he saw a purple scaled, teenage half drake standing beside him, holding a cushion within his clawed fingers. He recognized Spike the Drake immediately....but he looked at least five years older than he should have been at this time, and over fifteen years older than he had been the last time he'd seen him in Celestia's school. His tux was fitted to him in a perfect, tight fitting way, which showed off both his muscled arms and his abs through the fabric. Whomever had designed his clothes had definitely used magic...and some seriously close measurements to get his clothes looking like they did. But Spikes obviously magic clothes were not what truly grabbed his eyes...no what tore at his attention, was what was laying in the cushion that the drake held. Two little rings. Both with golden light shimmering around the bands, and a miniature, unmatured fire ruby as the center stones for each. Daybreak was beyond confused...and even more so when he heard Spike mumble

"Dude...it's time...pick them up.......everyone is waiting."

Still befuddled, he did as Spike said and swiped up the rings...then realized there was someone standing directly in front of him...mere inches away. It was as if she had appeared from nowhere.

*How did I not see her before?*

The girl next to him was dressed in a long, sky blue, sparkling dress that stretched out behind her body a significant amount. A translucent blue veil was draped over her face, obscuring her features...but nevertheless, the streaks of rainbow locks he could see peaking out under the veil, gave him a pretty good idea of who it was.

*Rainbow Dash looks beautiful...but I still don't get how we got here...last I remember was falling asleep naked under a tree...Now I'm wearing a tux and she's in a dress...on an altar...with a large crowd........and rings..............OH CELESTIA'S TITS! AM I GETTING MARRIED!? WHOWHATWHENWHEREWHYHOWTHEFUUUUUUUCK?!*

He was interrupted from his thoughts at another, more pronounced cough, and looked up. He nearly squealed in rage and fear! His mother...Princess Celestia was at the center of the altar, holding a giant book, dressed in a long white gown and staring him down with a disapproving frown. She slowly gestured to Rainbow Dash, who managed to shoot him a smile from beneath the veil, and whisper

"Hey dude...you're supposed to put the ring on me now."

Too stunned to do anything but obey, he took a stiff step forward, clutching at the rings in his ever shaky hands...and watched as she extended her arm to allow him hers. With an almost robot-like motion, he stiffly took hold of her soft skin in his left hand, holding hers in his palm. Then, with the ring in his right, he slowly slipped it onto her finger and looked into her eyes, through the veil. A veil was not something he could have ever in his life imagined the Rainbow Dash he knew wearing, but now seeing it so clearly, it was beautiful.

He watched a small smile form on her lips as she mirrored his motions, taking his own hand in hers and repeating the process with the other ring. After she finished, they resumed their positions on the altar. Looking up, Daybreak saw his mother begin to speak...but heard none of her words. He watched her lips move...but for some reason heard no sound escape them...looking around, he expected to see everyone else experiencing the same problem, but it seemed they all heard her perfectly. This was confimred when, seconds later, everyone was on their feet, removing their hats and starting a small applause. Daybreak had no idea what was happening...until Rainbow Dash grabbed him by the shoulders, and turned him to face her. With no warning what-so-ever, she pulled him to her chest and crushed her lips against his!

*Wait....What? That's not how this goes...did I miss something?*

Rainbow held their kiss for a full thirty seconds, before releasing him for breath. She held his face close to hers...and whispered something into his ear.

"I love you Daybreak."

His pupils literally shrunk in his head, he would have asked her to repeat it...but their was no need. It had suddenly become dead silent. So silent he could hear the leaves and pine needles striking the crunchy ground below their feet. The whole audience was silent too...as though waiting for something. He quickly scanned their faces without turning his head away from Rainbow Dash. They were all looking........at him.

*Oh no...are they waiting for me to...to...*

He swallowed a lump and quickly returned his gaze to Rainbows bright, smiling, and undeniably beautiful face. Her eyes were locked with his...waiting...expecting...begging him to speak. His tongue became like a lead weight in his mouth, tasting of iron. He easily felt his own pulse rising, and throbbing in his neck. With more effort than he could ever remember putting into speech, he willed his lips open.

*I can't do this! I can't lie to her!*

"I...I..."

He watched her eyes widen, he could practically hear her egging him forward.

*Say it! Say it!*

"I...loooooooooove..........I loooove..."

His lips quivered as he inhaled for a large breath, attempting not to choke on his own air.

"I love...you too.......Rainbow Dash."

The instant the final words left his lips...darkness enveloped his sight, and his vision failed him. The whole world seemed to vanish instantaneously and was replaced with utter black nothingness....Then it reformed again, almost immediately.

He blinked twice and found himself still standing where he had been before. The crowd was cheering now, and applauding. He felt two warm hands grasp his back and waist, then dip him over in her arms like a dancer, crushing her lips onto his and smothering his eyes shut in the process. He felt their lips lock and feelings of warmth spread through him like wild fire. He fluttered his eyes briefly, which were aimed towards the crowd, and allowed them to wander, taking in everyone's happy faces. Everyone, even people he didn't know, were standing and applauding for him. Applauding at his happiness. Even Rainbow Dash was on her feet, next Fluttershy and applauding loudly, cheering even.

*Wait..........WHAT!.....B-but she's right here...If Rainbow is over there...then who am I....?*

His eyes glanced upwards...and must have broken the fibers in his brain at how far they expanded! Staring down at him with the veil up, and a seductive expression that would forever be scared into his brain...was Twilight...with her lips over his. Every muscle in his body urged him...no...screamed for him to jump away, possibly to the next continent...or planet...but something held him in place and kept him from moving even an inch.

Every fiber of his being was trying to process what was happening to him as Twilight held him dipped in her arms, and ran her tongue aggressively over his. None to subtly either. He darted his eyes about, trying desperately to search for something to explain what the fuck was happening...and how Rainbow and Twilight had swapped places! His eyes found the aisle, where three young girls, presumably in their very early twenties by their figures, danced their way towards him and Twilight, spilling flower petals into the audience. His eyes only briefly scanned each ones features as though attempting to distract himself from the current rape of his mouth and tongue.

One girl wore a snow white dress that matched her skin perfectly and complimented her light pink/purple hair. Her voice flowed softly throughout the crowd, soothing and calming everyone she passed. She sung nothing in particular, but just the sounds of her lightly humming notes was calming enough, even to Daybreak. The one to her right was dressed in a simpler dress that fit to her muscled features. She had a pink bow atop her head and a red haired ponytail to match it. This one seemed to be having the easiest time suffocating the crowd with petals, seeing as most of her throws reached the entire distance of either side she threw. The final girl was dressed the simplest...but looked to be the most graceful of the three. She twirled down the aisle in an, obviously practiced, motion with ease. Her dark purple and shortly cut hair seemed to glimmer as the snow touched it, and her orange complexion caught Daybreaks eye for an unknowable reason.

As time seemed to speed back up, Daybreak felt his body being pulled up from Twilights dip, and freed from her kiss, only to be crushed in a tight hug against her large chest. Hardly able to see while being suffocated, he was just barely able to spot Shining Armor standing off to the right, attempting to hide a coy smile. When Twilight finally released him fully, she brought her lips to his ear and whispered softly across them, her words making him physically ill.

"You know what I wanna do right now?"

*Ok...I have to be dreaming...please tell me I'm dreaming!...Fuck it! Tell me it's a nightmare for all I care........just don't let this be real!*

Twilights lips curled into a sinister smile, showing pointed teeth along her lips "It's none of those"

*What the fuck...*

Her hands ran down his sides and grasped at his hips, pulling him against her once more. For a moment, and the second time, the whole world went dark. Daybreak could still feel his body pressed against Twilight's chest, but he dared not move until the sun decided to end it's momentary nap. However the moment light returned, he wished it hadn't as he nearly released a horrified yell of fear!

No longer was it Twilight who was griping him against her...but someone new, someone that he did not recognize. The woman was dressed in long, ghost white, flowing robes that appeared like multiple dresses overlapping with each other...but furry instead of silky. Her face, whiter than even a ghost, held a sinister smile while her sharp, serrated teeth showed under her lips. Her hair, (also the color of snow) flowed behind her back as though a breeze were passing through. Her eyes were that of a snakes, slit like, but matching his in color and more sinister looking. Her lips seemed to be the only thing about her, other than her eyes, that weren't white. They were light pink and now puckered mockingly

"What's wrong...?" Even her voice sounded snake-like, but with obvious hints of seduction in it "Don't you wanna kiss your bride? Or are we done playing pretend?"

She loosed a shrill laugh that pained his ears worse than banshee song, then snapped her fingers. The scenery around them vanished with a crackle of light, replaced with nothing but a white, snowy tundra. The woman glided away across the snow. He would describe it as gliding, because her feet were so well hidden beneath her furry, white robed dresses, that he couldn't be sure if they even touched the ground. She hovered just out of his reach, not that her being far away or right up against him would have made any difference, all his limbs refused to respond to his commands anyway.

Unable to move, he merely stood there in the snow, stiff as a statue while the woman practically danced around him.

"Why are you messing with my dreams....and who are you anyways?"

Surprisingly his lips and voice worked fine, but his limbs still remained firmly in place, refusing him movement. The woman glided up next to him, a long, silky smooth white tail sprouted up from beneath the back of her robes, and coiled it's way around Daybreaks torso, tickling at his chin.

"Haven't I told you? You're not dreaming. As for who I am?....Well...find me again and you just might learn."

He watched her slowly raise a clawed hand, and snap her fingers. The crackling sound of lightning strikes, echoed through his ears...and the world became black once again."

Daybreaks eyes burst open! He sat straight upright with his hands ablaze in flames, ready to lash out at the first thing he saw! He looked around...and was surprised to find he was back under the Everfree tree. He doused his hands, letting loose a great sigh as he did. Looking to his right he found Rainbow Dash, asleep against his hip, still lightly snoring. Her hair had fallen over her face, strands of it constantly hovering in the air each time she exhaled. With a small shudder, he cupped his hands and rested his face in the center. He could feel the sweat dripping down his cheeks and running across his fingers. He took in several deep breathes, but found no end to his quickened pulse and shaky hands. Conceding that he'd never get back to sleep anyways, he worked himself to his feet. After gently laying Rainbows head against the soft grass, he gathered his pants and covered his modesty, leaving the rest of his clothes where they were, since he knew he'd be coming back this time, and headed out into the wood.

Remembering the path he'd taken earlier, he quickly found the cliff side from before and stood out over the edge of the bubbling swamp below. He looked up towards the sky, he saw it was already late into the night, as Luna's moon was already in the center of the star filled horizon. With fresh air now filling his lungs, and clearing his head, he attempted to recount what he'd just seen.

"I was at a wedding...a wedding for me and Rainbow Dash...at least that's how it started. But the moment I said those three words, the whole thing changed...Why did I even give in to saying that...even in a dream it felt so wrong to lie like that, to her...the next thing I know I'm kissing Twilight....then almost right afterwards, this weird white woman appears and starts talking to me. Who was she? I wonder if she was even real? That whole thing felt too real for a dream, and she said I wasn't dreaming....Hmm...She said find her again if I wanted to know more. But how do I find her again?"

His thoughts were broken as the small hoot hoot of an owl echoed from the trees behind him, reviving his sense of time. Suddenly remembering that he still had college in the morning, he quickly turned and headed back to the tree to take Rainbow home.

Locating the tree this time was much easier than before, now that he knew what to expect with it's illusion spell. He gathered up his clothes and redressed himself with haste as soon as he arrived. Once he was finished, he dropped to Rainbow's side and placed his hands on her hips. He gave her a gentle shake, trying to keep his eyes off her body while he woke her, lest he get distracted again.

"Dash...hey Dashie? Wake up....wake up...We've gotta get you home. Come on..."

He shook her a bit faster, but to no avail. She did not stir, although her snores faded, she showed no signs of waking.

"Alright...fine. You wanna do this the hard way Dash, we can do this the hard way!"

With a bit more force than he meant to use, he quickly scooped her up in his arms, and placed her on his back, allowing her arms and legs to dangle at his hips and neck. He gripped her hips and leaned forward, pulling her up his back more, to make her piggy back ride a bit more comfortable for them both. A quick snap of his momentarily free fingers, and Rainbows clothes reappeared on her form.

He gave a quick look around the tree, ensuring that none of their possessions might have fallen from their pockets, and once he was satisfied, he took off at a slow trot through the woods. His initial plan was to just take Rainbow to his house since they were probably closer to home than the school anyways. With a quick shortcut through Ponyville, they'd be there with enough time to go back to sleep for a few hours.

Rainbow managed to stay asleep on his back all the way to Ponyville, but once they exited the Everfree and the small town was in sight, he heard her give a small groan from his back.

"Urrrrfff...w-where am I?"

He smiled in spite of himself, she sounded so cute, even when she was groggy.

"You're on my back Skittles, I'm taking us home for the night. You're clearly too tired to move around much.

"Mmhm...mmk...I require awesome belly rubs and pancakes in the morning...zzzz"

He had to struggle to withhold a giggle fit. With difficulty, he managed to swallow his laugh and quickly darted through the small town, mostly unnoticed. An occasional bystander, who was out for some inconceivable reason this late at night, would notice him, but he quickly made excuses as to why Rainbow was asleep on his back. Out of the four times he was stopped in the town by a random person, three out of the four he was able to convince she'd just passed out from drinking too much (apparently that wasn't hard to believe, and he had a good idea why). However the fourth person, didn't quite buy it, saying she didn't smell like cider or alcohol. Had it not been for the mans size and intimidating muscle features along his red skin, Daybreak might have simply knocked him out and moved on. However this guy was huge, not just in terms of size, as he was the same height as him, but in terms of muscle mass. His biceps, triceps...and just about everything else ending in 'ceps' was thicker than Daybreaks neck. He had no desire to fight the guy, even if he could win with magic...he didn't wanna get snapped like a twig beforehand.

So with some clever quick thinking, and even more clever magic use, Daybreak managed to materialize an empty bottle of whiskey in his pocket without the other man noticing the bulge. Then to prove his statement, he withdrew the bottle, and shook it slowly to show it was empty. This seemed to appease the stranger and he went on his way, but not before Daybreak politely asked him to keep this encounter a secret. He played it off like Rainbow wouldn't want anyone else to know she was drinking on a school night, but the man merely responded with a low "Eeyup" and continued on his way.

Thankfully, the rest of the trip home passed without incident, and Daybreak was able to pick his own magically locked house door. Apparently he had forgotten he left his key in the dorm room that day, but got Rainbow inside anyways. He plopped her down on his bed, and snapped his fingers. Her clothes instantly popped off her body, save for her underwear and sports bra. He then stripped himself down and threw both of their clothes to the floor for the night. He quickly glanced around the house to see if their was anything he should hide from Rainbow that might raise...questions. The only thing he could think of was the Poison Joke leaves and juice in the cupboard. However, instead of moving it, he simply cast a few lock charms over it and retired to his room.

Upon entering, his sleeping friend decided to roll over at just the right angle on her belly, giving him a perfect view of her firm, but round butt through her undergarments. Every fiber and nerve of Daybreaks being suddenly seemed to light up in lust! He was caught so completely off guard by the sudden unknown urge to tear his friends clothes off....that he almost did. It took every shred of his self control not to give in and attack her sleeping body! It was a physical effort to keep himself under control as the flood of repressed urges surged through his unprepared mind.

At one point he actually stumbled and was forced to place his hand upon the wall to keep from falling over. His vision suddenly became groggy as the image of Rainbows naked body invaded his sense.

"Ahhh!...What the fuck...This can't be normal...there's no way every guy goes through a feeling like this...they'd explode! Fuck, I feel like I just might! This has to be a side effect from that spell being active for all these years...I should remember to update the spell book next time I use it, so that anyone after me knows about this...arrrrrhggg! Damn it...unbearable pain..."

For a moment, the pain in his mind was all he could focus on. All he could see, think, and feel was how badly he wanted Rainbow Dash, right then and now! He wanted to do things to her that he'd never once even thought about before, or seemed physically possible. Then again, considering how he was now, what he'd done with her in the past few hours, and what his father had done to him...he shouldn't have been surprised this was happening to him. An overload of emotion was to be expected...but this...this felt like his head was being torn in half! He could feel his fathers finger upon him from a few hours prior, releasing the hidden emotions that were now attempting to flood through and overtake his brain! He struggled and collapsed to his knees, grasping at his head and doing his best to keep silent in his agony. He felt his body lurch forward, but he saw himself remain still. Nevertheless the feeling of his form being tossed around continued. Although he never moved, he could have sworn he was being thrown about like a doll as he thrashed, falling from his knees and twitching on the floor. All at once, every shred of color drained from his face and body, leaving him feeling a cold emptiness for a fleeting moment. Then, with bright flash of red light, the pain disappeared and his color flooded back through him!

He felt, what could only be described as a whirlpool of emotions that had been bursting to come out of his chest, suddenly settle within him. No longer causing him to thrash about on the floor, but instead, he felt like someone had hit his reset button. The inhibitions his father had seemingly removed, touched at his consciousness, but did not overwhelm his thoughts as they once had before. Nor did his fathers free spiritedness that he'd experienced, take him over either, instead he felt a balance between the two.

"How many personality shifts must I go through?...Although...so far I think I like this feeling the best. I can think straight again...and I realize how stupid some of my decisions the past few hours have been. But I also...I also think I enjoyed it all. Is this what he wanted me to feel? Just a taste of being carefree? I have to admit, it feels nice to just say fuck it and throw my feelings around. But I think I like this better. I feel more in control now, but I can still feel that urge in the back of my head...Hmm...I'm glad it's still there. For once, I think I'll take his advice and have some fun with my shit hole of a life. I certainly couldn't make it worse than it was before. And now I've got Rainbow Dash with me...so it can only get better right?"

A red glow emanating from his chest caught his attention. He looked down, and spotted Rainbows element hovering out in front of him, sending off small waves of red energy, while his green aura was also noticeable within the jewel itself.

"Did you do that to me?...Maybe her element reacted to me being so unbalanced in the head and decided to help out? Can it even do that? If that's true, then is this supposed to be what I'd feel if I was balanced?...Not bad actually. I like this. My normal thoughts...with a more carefree nature. Fuck it, let's see how this goes, I've already felt both extremes, so this should be a comfortable middle ground."

Working his shaky body to its feet, he watched as the red lightning bolt shimmered, and slowly phased back into his chest, disappearing from sight once again. With a smile, he turned and looked back at Rainbow Dash. She was still laying as she was before, her butt on perfect display for him. The urge from before resurfaced in his mind and willed him forward...but not as painfully or overwhelming. Now it felt more like a suggestion than a need. He smiled bigger, glad he wasn't being tormented by his own brain anymore and obliged to his feelings.

"No real reason to sleep with clothes on after what we've done right?" He mumbled to her. Even though he knew she couldn't have heard him, he still felt like he had to justify himself.

Slowly entering the bed with her, he removed his own bottoms and tossed them out from below the sheets. Then, with a hungry expression across his lips, he pulled her body against his. The fact that she didn't wake, amazed him, but also gave him more courage to continue. If he was gonna make this a habit with them, he might as well practice now. Gently pulling her body on top of his chest, he undid her bra whilst her head slumped against his neck. He fumbled with the tiny strap for a full minute, desperately pulling it every which way across her back while also trying to be gentle enough not to wake her. The strap put a up an impressive fight, but eventually Daybreaks persistence won out and he managed to pull the accursed thing from her shoulders.

"Stupid strap...I swear...I think I understand why guys in porn always just tear these things off. If they took the time to actually remove them properly, most viewers would probably lose their arousal before the actors clothes were off...or maybe I'm just bad at this?"

He let the fabric fall off her chest as he finished silently cursing it's inventor, and found his eyes being locked on her form yet again. Staring at her bare chest, he felt a familiar urge resurface, but he repressed it with minimal effort this time. Now, allowing his hands to travel down her back, he came to grip her toned and sexy butt, but also her underwear. He gave them a firm pull, and felt the stretchy fabric slowly start to descend her legs. Once they were too far down her to reach with his hands, he guided them with magic the rest of the way and tossed both her bra and underwear out of the bed. He could feel his own arousal resurfacing, stronger than before, and his erection pressed against Rainbows lower lips. He pulled her slightly up his chest so her head rested on his, and her sex was just slightly out of thrust range...just in case. He pressed his smiling lips to hers, then interlocked them, odd waves of euphoria coursing through him at their touch. He kept his lips connected with hers and wrapped his arms around her body, hugging her in a tight embrace while she slept on his chest. It was a picture perfect scene, and he'd never felt more like taking one. If there was one thing he wanted to remember, it was this feeling. He felt a comfortable heat start in his chest, just above where her element resided in him, and travel all over his nerves, lulling him into a dreamless sleep with his rainbow haired friend.

The next morning came with bleak, depressing weather. Rain poured and battered against the sides of Daybreaks home, loud crackles of thunder and lightning awoke him from sleep long before Rainbow. All though this gave him plenty of time to get a head start on the day, the dark and depressing atmosphere that the black clouds created was a little too nostalgic for his liking. Some of his worst nights and days had been during the rain in Canterlot, it somehow always seemed to make the people even more violent towards him. Perhaps merely because they had been caught in the bad weather...or because many remembered what black clouds used to bring, when Discords army made it to Canterlot.

Whatever the reasons, his experiences had made him despise rainy weather. Although he didn't particularly enjoy sunny weather either, at least then he felt some semblance of warmth and comfort. Now, while he stared out through his rain ridden windows, hearing the sounds of wind howling against his magic storm shutters, and the sound of lightning striking in the fields, he felt that old depression wash over him again. Resolving to attempt to find some joy in the morning, he removed himself from the window dragged his tired body to the kitchen where he began work on the pancakes Rainbow had demanded of him last night.

He had no special talent for cooking, but he knew more than enough to keep himself comfortable whilst living alone. Although he likely wouldn't be cooking up any Filet Mignon any time soon, he was confident he could still manage pancakes without too much trouble. Or so he thought.

He'd made waffles in the past, and eggs, and omelets...but pancakes had never really appealed to him, and so he had little experience actually creating them. That said, the next thirty minutes he spent trying to flip the batter, only for it to end up everywhere in the kitchen (including his ceiling) except the frying pan, were not his proudest. It involved alot of swearing and almost setting the kitchen ablaze out of frustration...he was glad Rainbow wasn't awake to see it. Luckily, after what seemed like forever, he finally succeeded in properly forming the pancake and began to add some blueberries into the mix. Minutes after, the little circles of fluffy hell were solid enough to be considered complete, and Daybreak withdrew them from the frying pan (with magic, to avoid burning his hands) and stacked four atop a plate for Rainbow. He looked back to the frying pan with a deadpan expression...he'd only made one real mistake...and that was the army of half-made and sort-of-complete pancakes he'd created in his efforts to make them just right for Rainbow.

Having no idea what to do with them, and refusing to waste food, he gathered the infinite army of circles onto several other plates and stacked them near the stove. After counting out the number he had, by hand, and concluding he had five plates full, with ten pancakes stacked on each...he realized there was a reason he never did this sort of thing.

"I really suck at cooking...I hope Rainbow's got a big appetite..."

Having fulfilled the pancake part of her demands, he returned to his room to fulfill the second part of her wishes. Dash was still fast asleep, snoring away as she squeezed the life out of his pillow. With the way she was griping it, he was unable to tell if she was cuddling with the thing, or attempting to strangle it to death. He would have believed either one. Despite knowing that nothing short of a bomb would likely wake Rainbow, Daybreak still felt the need to be extremely gentle as he slowly untangled her from the covers. Sadly, attempting to bring the sheets below her belly felt like wrestling a hydra, every time he got one section of the blanket down, she'd move and pull up another, covering herself once again. He reached for the right side, and she yanked up the left, he would pull from the bottom, she'd roll over on the top...it was beyond frustrating!

Eyes twitching with annoyance, Daybreak finally just grabbed hold of Rainbows arms and pinned them above her head, while he lowered the sheets with magic. He was forced to climb on top of her to hold her hands in place whilst she tried to squirm in her sleep, but once he got the sheets just below her hips, he was able to breath a sigh of relief. That is, until she moved again, attempting to stretch her arms out sideways, Daybreak lost his grip and fell face first into her bare chest.

Amongst the many thoughts that flowed through his mind as he faced planted into Rainbows boobs, the most prominent had to be "Dear mother, I've become an anime schoolboy...".

After nuzzling into Rainbows, surprisingly comfy, chest and quickly scrambling off her to avoid another incident with her asleep, Daybreak finally managed to hold her still long enough to keep the sheets down and get a clear shot at her belly. Gently, he began to run his fingers across her stomach, slowly scratching over her skin with the tips of his fingernails. He tried move his hand in a arithmetic pattern, circling from her chest down to her legs with little scratches along her belly. Dancing his nails across her skin, he watched her form small goose bumps near her chest, where he was being the most delicate with his nails. Chuckling to himself, he ran his fingers from one side of her chest, down her tummy and to her legs, then up the other side.

His efforts were rewarded with a small sigh of content from Rainbow. Smiling to himself, he began planting tiny kisses along her belly as he rubbed it. It took several minutes, but eventually he succeeded in awakening Rainbow Dash this way. He watched as her eyes fluttered open, and she gave small squeak as a pair of lips pressed against her belly while she attempted to stretch out her arms. Taking full notice of Daybreak, and his hands, she let a small chuckle escape her

"What am I, your puppy or something? What's with the belly rubs?"

A coy grin appeared on Daybreaks face, along with a small chuckle of his own as he continued to pet and tickle at her tummy "No, you're my guard dog remember? Besides, you're the one who asked for this last night."

She squirmed up from the bed as she felt him tickle her again, and assumed a sitting position on her knees. Leaning forward, allowing her breasts to bounce in front of his face, she gave him a quick kiss on the nose, then poked him in the center of his forehead with her index finger, holding a grin.

"Where's my pancakes?"

He chuckled "They're in the kitchen...ummm...I hope you're hungry, cause I made alot of them.

"Are you kidding, I'm starved! All this excitement yesterday has me famished, I didn't even get to have dinner (thanks for that by the way)! Now I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Daybreak stared at her.....Rainbow stared back, her face blank.....An awkward silence suddenly seemed to fill the room and the space between them. Rainbow tapped her finger to her chin

"Huh...that was weird..."

Daybreak just nodded. Rainbow shrugged meekly

"So...Pancakes?"

Daybreak rapidly shook his head "Right...yeah...they're in the kitchen. Let's go."

Rainbow was out of the bed and through the door before he'd even finished speaking. He noticed she hadn't even bothered to grab any clothes, and lightly face palmed himself before following his excitable friend into the kitchen.

She had already managed to more than triple the amount of pancakes he'd set on her plate, before he even entered the kitchen. Since he had actually taken the time to pull on some loose boxers before following her, she was already at the table waiting with huge eyes. He had to suppress a giggle when he saw her face. It looked like a cross between puppy dog eyes and that face a kid makes when he's trying to look innocent, after doing something wrong. He just smiled, he knew what she was thinking.

"Dashie, I don't like pancakes, have as many as you like."

Her eyes lit up like a Hearths Warming tree and her grin stretched to inhuman proportions. She flew from the chair at supersonic speeds and gave him a massive hug that knocked him to the floor.

"Ohhhhh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! I love pancakes!...and Cider, but I don't think I should drink before school...I'm gonna eat now."

She was off him and back in her seat before he could respond, fork and knife in hand and staring hungrily at her pile. While he worked his way back up from the floor, he couldn't help but thinking how sexy she looked, sitting there butt naked with a giant pile of pancakes in front of her.

"Why is that hot?...Weird..."

Turning away he moved towards the fridge a few feet to the left. He yanked open the fridge door and stuck his head inside.

"Now where is it...I know I have some in here."

Through sounds of rapid chewing and chopping that now filled the kitchen, Daybreak heard Rainbows voice reach his ears. Although her voice was partially muffled, probably due to her face being stuffed with pancakes.

"Whatchaookingforinderman?"

"Rainbow please swallow your food, I can't understand you like that."

A brief gulp followed by mild lips smacking was heard, then her voice came through again.

"I said, what are you looking for in there man? You've got half your head in there."

He snorted "Well excuse me if I want Orange Juice in the morning. With the way you're tearing through that plate, I wouldn't be surprised if I..."

He stopped once he withdrew his head, his eyes wide with disbelief. Rainbows plate was completly empty!

"...have...nothing...else..to...eat..."

While stood there dumbfounded, Rainbow gazed at her plate with a sad eyed expression "My pancakes..." He half expected her ears to droop in sadness, it was undeniably cute to see.

"D-did you eat all of them already?"

"Yeah, why?"

A shiver traveled up his spine "B-but...you had like...thirty pancakes there...who...how...when?"

She shrugged, while shyly rubbing the back of her head "Ummm...I was really hungry? Hehehe...If you think that's bad, you should meet Pinkie Pie, at least I left your fridge untouched."

The rest of the morning passed without much excitement. Once Daybreak finally convinced Rainbow to put on some clothes, everything else seemed easy by comparison. While he cleaned off the mountain of plates Rainbow had acquired from utterly destroying the other piles of pancakes, Rainbow searched about his house attempting to locate his dirty laundry hamper. Once she finally located it two rooms back from the kitchen, behind a small door (that was barely big enough for even her to fit through) in the corner of his house, then down a small flight of stairs, she also found his washer and dryer and proceeded to dump the previous days clothes within.

The door leading down to them had been locked with an old and rusty looking padlock, and although common sense told her this was obviously not the right way to go, her curiosity had gotten the better of her. Putting her lock picking skills to the test, she pulled out the only hair pin she ever kept on her, and started clicking around inside the ancient looking thing. It took her barely any time to pick, and it was falling to the floor with a clang. She then proceeded to fist bump the air, reveling in her own awesomeness.

"Aw Yeah! Ten seconds flat! That's a new record! This thing is nothing compared to the schools stuff."

After assuring herself Daybreak was still busy cleaning up the kitchen, she slowly opened the miniature door and knelt underneath it, proceeding inside. Once in, she saw a small stair case leading down into, what appeared to be, a basement. However she couldn't be sure since there was no light coming from below. Therefore the only way she could even see that far was with the light now flooding in from the door. Deciding to chance it, she reached back through the door and swiped up the dirty clothes she'd been carrying with her, then endeavored to creep down the stairs. It took her eyes a few moments to adjust to the lack of light, during which she almost fell down the small steps a good number of times, but eventually she was able to see enough to get around. Once she reached the bottom, she was actually surprised to see a washer and dryer sitting up against the wall, both in apparently still working

Both machines looked to be in surprisingly good condition considering the small room they were located in looked like it had been built in medieval times. The whole room seemed to be made of some old type of stones and wood. It's lack of light made it difficult to discern her surroundings. A few steps in past the two machines revealed the ground was also damp and smelling of salt. She was about to explore further when she heard her name being called from above, Daybreak was searching for her.

Shutting the washer as she left, she zoomed back up the stairs, catching him just as he opened the door. He too, was now fully dressed for the day, with raised eyebrows of suspicion adorning his, freshly washed face.

"What could you having been doing down in the basement Dash?"

She let a blush of guilt creep onto her cheeks. Leaning back on her heels, she casually rocked back and forth attempting to look as innocent as possible

"Umm...Putting our dirty laundry away?"

She gave a small, but forced laugh, which he clearly didn't buy. As he narrowed his stare she quickly added "OK ok, I was exploring! But in my defense, there is a washer and dryer down there, and I did dump our clothes in them."

To that, he looked surprised "Wait...You mean those things actually work? Huh...I've been cleaning my clothes with magic this whole time...who knew."

She shrugged "Well...You're welcome then. You've learned something new thanks to me."

He quickly shot her a glare, to which she quickly fled from, back into his room. Rolling his eyes, he followed her back in to finish preparing for the day.

Once they were both fully clothed and ready to depart for the morning, Daybreak did one last final sweep to make sure he hadn't forgotten anything. After checking the fridge he realized he had, in fact, forgotten something, something very important. Going back to his bag, he pulled out a plastic zip lock bag and retrieved the crumpled cookie he'd spat up in the forest, which he'd brought back and thrown in the fridge late last night. He'd intended to study it so as to come up with a way to protect himself from it in the future, but after some thought, he'd realized it was very likely that the Headmistress would be asking to see him today. He wanted the satisfaction of tossing it onto her desk...he wanted to see the look on her face. So, now zip locked, he tossed the crumpled mess into his bag's front pocket, and headed for the front door.

Rainbow was tapping her foot impatiently by the exit while she waited for him. She kept glancing outside into the storm, then down at her wrist, which now held a small blue, digital running watch on it. He strolled over to her with his bag already strapped on and two raincoats in hand. He noted her worried expression, the way she kept glancing out the window, then down to her wrist. Adopting a warm smile, he placed his free hand upon her shoulder to comfort her. He was about to assure her they wouldn't be delayed, when his words caught in his throat. As his hand touched her, he felt her whole body shaking like a leaf in the breeze. She was either really cold, or extremely worried over something.

"Dashie...You okay?" He kept his voice soft and tender, like he were talking to a small child. She turned slowly, an odd expression of anxiety in her eyes

"It's really coming down out there this morning..."

Nodding slowly, unable to understand why this was relevant, he slowly peered around her shoulder at the storm outside. It was true, it was coming down much harder than earlier. In fact, he could barely see more than a few yards past his house. It was obvious that most of the ground was mushy and flooded by now. If his own porch wasn't protected by magic, he'd wager his own living room would likely be flooded too.

"But that doesn't explain why she's shaking..."

"Yeah...Looks like it might be a long one. The weather casters really out did themselves today huh?"

Slowly, her head shook, dropping slightly as it did. "That's just it...there's no rain scheduled for today"

Daybreaks thoughts came to a halt in his brain "What...?"

Rainbow turned back to face him, her expression now showing her worry. "Daybreak...there was no rain scheduled for this whole week, and certainly nothing like this! I should know, I help with the weather after school sometimes!"

"A-are you sure you couldn't have just missed it somewhere?"

Her eyes narrowed like blades at him.

"Right...sorry...forget I asked. So...I get that's unexpected and all, but why do you feel so tense about it?"

He rubbed his hands along her shoulders, allowing the raincoats to fall from his arm to the floor. He rubbed down her arms, but her shaking did not cease. She slowly reached around herself and placed her hands upon his

"Because...Fluttershy lives farther out than you do...I can see how bad it is here, which means her whole yard could be flooded...it probably is. We get weekly reports about the weather, so we can normally prepare for stuff like this...but with no warning...there's no way she'd be ready. She passes this way through town everyday on the way to school, I can tell by where your house sits...and I haven't seen her go by yet."

"I doubt you'd see her anyway, considering the weather" He kept that thought to himself though. Now wasn't the time to be a smart ass

She moved closer and laid her head on his chest, allowing him to embrace her in a warm hug. "Daybreak...I'm not afraid or anything...but Flutters...she's timid, and shy...she might have been to scared to go out...if something were to happen to her...she's like my best friend..."

"Oh...now I get it. She wants to go check on Fluttershy. But if she does that, there's no way she'll make it to the University before the doors shut. If it's anything like everywhere else, during a bad storm, magic barriers will likely be put up to prevent flooding or lightning damage. There's no way to get back inside after that...You might not even be able to get out of the storm, and in that case, you'd be in a lot of danger...Dashie...is she worth that much to you?"

He couldn't help the sigh that escaped him as he saw her worried glances. "Well shit, if she means so much to you Dash..."

He gave Rainbow a small squeeze "Hey Dashie...tell you what. I'll go and check on her for you...how's that?"

Rainbow raised her head, surprise etched across her worried features "W-what? Why would you-?"

"Look Dashie, I'm not gonna pretend I'm worried about her cause we're such great friends and all. I barely just met her, but well...you obviously care about her alot, and I can feel how worried you are. So if it will make you feel better, I'll go check on her and you can head to school. Someone needs to let the headmistress or whomever know that we'll be late and not to lock us out. You'd be better suited for that since I don't know the place that well yet."

He felt her grip on him tighten, she looked up with a small smirk "Thanks dude, you're awesome. Almost as awesome as me."

She released him and removed the backpack from his shoulders, donning it over top her own, but leaving him the two raincoats. He raised an eyebrow to her

"Only almost?" He pretended to sound offended.

She just laughed "Well duh, can't have my boyfriend being more awesome than me. I'm still about twenty percent cooler than you, so maybe if you keep working on it you'll catch up. Doubt it though" She stuck out her tongue playfully, but he barely even noticed. Only one word really registered in his mind.

"Boyfriend?...I'm her...boyfriend?...Hm...huh...I guess I am aren't I? After one week? I kind of like the way that sounds...hehehe...I've got a girlfriend...who'd a thought?"

Lost in thought, he was unable to feel the small hand knocking upon his forehead.

"Heeeeeeeeeello? Equestria to Daybreak...come in Daybreak...hmm maybe if I try this..."

He felt all this thoughts shatter as a cold hand suddenly found its way inside his pants and rubbed in between his legs.

"YIIIEEEEEEEEEEAHHH! What the fuck Dash!?" He jumped back in surprise! She snickered aloud

"Well don't ignore me then! I was saying, shouldn't we get going, it's only getting worse out there and Flutters could need help."

"Uhhh...y-yeah sure, let's go." He refocused his thoughts as Rainbow slowly pulled open his front door. Grasping up the raincoats, he attempted to offer one to her, but she turned it down.

"No thanks dude, Flutters and you will need them more." She stepped outside, barely still covered by the roof. The rain was coming down completely sideways as she pointed back behind his house, yelling over the howling wind and battering rain. "Anyways, to get to her house, just head back towards Everfree from here, then take the path with all the pink flowers and stepping stones, you can't miss it! It will take you straight back to her house! It forks back towards Ponyville on your way there, so you can use it to get back here or into town afterwards if you want!"

He stepped out, pulling the first raincoat over him, which was a dark brown color, and storing the light pink one inside it's pocket. Rainbow didn't bother asking why he even owned a pink raincoat, instead she just pulled him into a quick kiss, gently licking his tongue as she did so.

"Thanks again for this dude. You're the best."

As if to reinforce her statement, a loud bash of lightning crackled over the morning sky, igniting the town in a blaze of brief light! Then a loud boom of thunder followed directly after, practically shaking the ground beneath their feet! Rainbow gave him a sympathetic look, then another rough, and quick, kiss.

"You'd better not get hurt out there. Or else. See you soon."

"Please Dash, you know who you're talking to?...See ya." He said it more to himself than her, as she was already stepping out.

While she stepped away from the roof, into the storm, he waved, and she took off towards the direction of the college. He watched as she was immediately drenched to her skin before even making it a few feet. With another sigh to himself, he pulled up the hood of the his raingear and slowly trotted out into the hellish weather himself.

Instantly feeling his body temperature drop down drastically wasn't the worst part. Nor was it the fact that the rain was coming down so hard sideways that his hood barely seemed to make any difference for his face. Nor was it the fact that he couldn't see more than a few feet in front of his face. No, the worst part was...he didn't even know why he'd agreed to do this. She hadn't even asked him, he'd volunteered. And as the rain and slush slapped him across the face while he traversed the flooding outskirts, he began to question why.

"I mean, I know she would've ended up doing this if I hadn't, but seriously, why didn't I just bring her along or something...why am I even out here?"

No matter how many times he repeated the question aloud, the only answer he got was thunder.

"I'm supposed to value myself and my own well being before anyone else. Why do I suddenly care so much about making Rainbow happy? It's not like I love her or anything...Headmistress Bitch already proved that one to me...So why am I out here? Huuuuuuh...But...she did call me her boyfriend, that felt pretty nice I guess."

Another crackle of lightning let him see an incoming branch, just in time! He dove to the dirt without hesitation, smashing his form through the slush just as the branch exploded in flames mere feet away! He felt the mud and dirt slick under his coat and cover his clothes. The cold wetness of the damp dirt, and the freezing slush of the mud sent uncomfortable shivers through his body as it touched his skin! Picking his head from the messy froth, he quickly pulled as many twigs and leaves from his face as he could with magic, before turning onto his back and sitting up.

Quickly righting himself, he wiped as much mud and sludge off himself as he could before standing and dealing with the rest. The blackness of the storm clouds had all but blocked out any hint of sunlight the morning might have offered, leaving him to guess at what parts of him were still filthy while he trudged alone in the darkness. Odd waves of nostalgia washed over him along with the rain as he began to remember similar nights back in the streets of Canterlot.

"Great...I'm back out in the rain and cold again...Except this time, now that I have somewhere to live...I come back out like an idiot. I must be crazy..."

It took him over an hour to finally locate Fluttershy's house, and by the time he did, he was cursing Rainbow Dash for her lack of proper directions. As he slipped forward and face planted in the mud for what was, the fifth time that morning, he felt his patience bubbling to the brim.

"Follow the fucking path she said! It's full of pink flowers she said! You can't miss it she said!"

"Well guess what Rainbow...I fucking missed it! Ya wanna know why?! Cause it's nothing but fucking mud now!...Goddess I hate this!" He screamed into the sky, but his words were swallowed up by the raging wind around him.

A crackle of lightning across the sky revealed Fluttershy's small cottage up ahead of him. The stone path that should have been visible leading to her doorstep, was now covered completely with mud and water. The many colored flowers that he could tell should have been plated around her windows and garden were either uprooted from the slush, or drowning beneath it.

The house itself looked fine structurally, and the lights were still visible through the windows, implying someone was home. There was obviously a small barrier protecting the house from the elements. It was noticeable even through the blinding array of water in his vision. Each little droplet seemed to strike an invisible wall just before it should have touched the homes roof, and then slid down it's side like a carriage window. With the barrier already in place, he couldn't understand why she'd still be home, unless Rainbow had been right and Fluttershy was truly just too scared to come out in the weather. Either way, he couldn't go back without her, and he'd already come this far...so willingly or not, he was bringing her back to school with him.

"Even if I have to drag her there!"

He approached the porch of the small cottage, and, after slipping on the step just before the door and nearly smashing his face into the muddy pavement, he gave it a swift knock. He griped a small lantern that dangled a few inches away from the door, so as to not lose his balance again, and waited for a response.

More lightning, followed by thunder, shook the ground around him, and he watched a tree off in the distance explode into flames. He roughly pounded the door a second time, this time using the bottom of his fist instead of his knuckles, but still was greeted with only silence.

"She probably can't hear me through the storm...I can barely hear my own thoughts...Nevertheless I dind't trudge all the way out here, through the rain, and the mud, and the flooded town just to be stopped by a door! Time to add breaking and entering to my list of new experiences this town has brought me!"

Stepping back from the door, he extended forth his palm, and faced it out towards the center of the wooden obstruction. He gathered up a immense surge of power within the center of his hand, focusing all his concentration on splintering the wood in the very middle of the door. He pictured it in his mind; the door cracking inwards and creating a spider web type effect on the wooden frame. The splinters and cracks would spread outwards from the center and the door would disintegrate on it's hinges. The handle would fall neatly into the pile of wooden bits and he would then stroll in through the momentary gap in the houses barrier before it sealed up behind him.

"Well, hope this thing isn't expensive."

With a grin and the slightest of strained groans, he steadied his aim, and released his surge of power directly at the doors center mass! A cube shaped beam of green energy loosed forth from his palm and struck the door perfectly in the center just as he'd pictured. But right as he was about to congratulate himself, instead of disintegrating into a neat pile, the door blasted off its frame and flew backwards into the house, door handle and all!

Ignoring his momentary disbelief, Daybreak took his opportunity to leap inside, as the barrier around Fluttershy's home was temporarily breached. It instantly attempted to reform itself, but Daybreak was already through the door and inside before it closed. Once inside, and the barrier closed behind him, all sounds of the storm were silenced as well. He turned and looked back at the invisible bubble, slightly surprised. He could still see out through the door into the miniature typhoon with ease...but all noise it should have been creating was blocked off.

"Hmph...wow...Impressive. She's strong enough to add a sound proofing effect to her barrier. Guess this girl really is an Element like Rainbow said. Now all have to do is find her and-"

His thoughts froze in his brain as he turned around to face the sight before him. Surrounding him on all sides, and cutting off any route of escape, except back out into the storm...was an army of animals. They seemed to range from all shapes and sizes, and there was way too many for him to count, let alone consider fighting. He wasn't afraid of the small white rabbit who stood in the front, brandishing a carrot at him as though it were a sword...but the large grizzly bear who stood in the back, teeth barred and saliva dripping from his jowls...yeah that was a little intimidating. And he wasn't alone, there was plenty of other creatures his size scattered about the room...all of them looking at Daybreak...and all of them looking pissed that their door just got blown in.

"Oh...Fuck me..."