The fallen soldier

Hoarding 12

Like if u cry evrytime

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Anderson sat alone in the woods, suddenly Randy Savage appeared and asked him what was wrong.

Anderson looked up for his PlayHuman magazine and sighed, "On Randy Savage." He began. "I'm waiting for a GECK, but I don't think I'll ever get one."

Randy Savage knelt down next to him, he wrapped his arm around Andersons shoulder and sighed. "I understand Anderson, not everyone gets their GECK when they need it most."

Suddenly, bad guys.

10 men dressed as Disney princesses fell from the heavens, upon contact with the Earth. A large explosion erupted around them. All the men looked up from the ground and stared into our heroes eyes.

Then they all began to run around yelling, "I WANNA BE A SLIM JIM, SNAP ME INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!"

Anderson, angry from his lack of a GECK, stood up and pooped out a box a handheld nukes. The box hit the ground with a thud and Anderson grabbed a handful of Nukes. He yelled and pulled the pin from a grenade, before launching it somewhere out into the surrounding woods. The grenade explosion erupted and a wave of heat and dirt blew throughout the area.

Randy Savage saw the dress wearing men as a threat to his masculinity. So he started German suplexing them.

God bless America.

Author's Notes:

I told you I'd make this happen.

Ps- The thought eluded me at first, but I must say this.
I liked Randy Savage, this chapter is not meant to mock him in anyway. I'm just writing a requested chapter like I said I would.