The Fallen Soldier

Chapter 35

A series of short stories #1

This chapter has no actual plot, it's just random stores that I wanted to write. We will get to the cool stuff next chapter, Anderson is finally getting his first assignment!... Just gotta wait till next chapter. I also talk about how Anderson and Colgate get together.. And fuck.

THIS CHAPTER HAS SEX IN IT, YOUVE BEEN WARNED. ALSO, I DONT OWN MONOPOLY.
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Part 1 of 6 "Exercise!"
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You slowed to a halt, your heavy breathing was accompanied by some music you had playing. You took a deep breath and stood up, you wiped your forehead and stared at the distant sun, its heat was causing some kind of ice-cream crisis throughout town. Anyone who owned a business with air-conditioning was considered some god who deserved shit tons of money.

Air-conditioning is rare in most buildings, it's expensive, and takes a lot to maintain. It's recommended you have a Mage in the family, he or she can take some quick and simple classes on how to manually repair it. The closest air-conditioning installers are in Canterlot and no-one wants to travel so far just to fix some guys air-conditioning. It's better to host some free classes for anyone who purchases a air-conditioning device.

'Saves us time, and saves you money.'

That's their motto.

As you watched a couple kids argue over a ice-cream cone, one of them yelled, "It's tearing us apart!" And smacked the cone from the other girls hand.

All the kids were staring at the now melting blob of ice-cream, the little girl who was once holding it slowly looked at the boy. She suddenly rushed forward and grabbed him, she picked the little guy off the ground and body slammed him.

All the others kid started cheering.

You went wide-eyed, in all your years of personally body-slamming people... You've never seen a little girl body-slam another person. You wonder where all that strength came from?

Maybe it's the ice-cream?

Nah... Doesn't make sense.

Whatever, you shrug and raise the volume on your music. As the beat drops, you pick up your pace and jog until you get bored.

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Part 2 of 6 "Skydiving."
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The view of Equestria from such a high altitude is amazing. You can see hundreds of miles into the distance on this perfect sunny day. Below you is a large, but crudely drawn target.

Today... You're skydiving.

You even brought Whiskey along! Though you had to have Rarity make a special harness, it cost you a pretty penny... But it'll be worth it. Hopefully.

You're currently standing a couple thousand feet in the air, you've got some info displaying on your eyes HUD. It says 7,673 feet above sea level, but you're not entirely sure if that's accurate. If you wanna be honest, your RTF license expired 5 months ago. (RTF meaning Right to Fly.)

You peered over the edge and whistled, "I don't know about you Whiskey! But that's a prettttttyyyy long fall!" You turned and grinned at the frightened wolf.

Whiskey was okay with flying, but he wasn't okay with floating so high in the air. He didn't like being... Still. Or at least that's what you think, he is quivering in what seems to be fear... Or maybe it's excitement?

Inside the head of Whiskey.

OHMYFUCKINGGODIMSOEXCITEDCOMEONMASTERIWANNAFUCKINGFLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Yeah he's scared.

You laughed aloud and slowly moved your way about the hovering VTOL, you inched your way across the wing you were standing on, and stepped over one of the many mini-guns. You remind yourself to load the guns later, how can you have guns but not ammo? You approached the open canopy and bent down, you ushered Whiskey out and grabbed all the gear you need for the skydive.

You slid the parachute on and add Whiskeys harness. After tugging a couple time and making sure the chute is secure enough, you approach the excited Whiskey and pick him up. You raise him over your head and slide him into the harness.

"You know Whiskey." You grunt, moving his leg around. "I'd normally put you on my back, but you're so fucking big I'm not gonna have room for the parachute." You tug at his harness, and double check everything again. "I'm going to carry you like a baby instead. A big wooden wolf baby."

You pause and think about what you just said.

With no answer, you shrug and close the canopy. You take another quick look at the scenery all around you and smile. You pop your neck and step onto the left wing, the VTOL slightly tilts and a sudden gust of wind causes the VTOL to shake violently. You nearly lose your footing and fall off, but your quick thinking allowed you to grab the barrel of the nearest mini-gun. You take a deep breath and laugh, the VTOL evens itself and allows you to proceed on your walk of death. You let go of the barrel and finish your journey, you reach the end of the wing and look down. Right outside town is a giant target, that's your goal.

You take a deep breath and spout some non-sense as you jump off the wing.

The wind blows through your hair and Whiskey starts howling the wind immediately overtook Whiskey. The feeling of weightlessness overcomes you, causing you to smile and shout as loud as you can. Something along the lines of. "FUCK YEAH BITCHES."

Sadly, the feeling doesn't last very long. Within the matter of over a dozen seconds, the free fall is over and you have to pull the string. With a strong tug, the chute flys out and counteracts your falling. Effectively turning it into a gliding session. You use the handle to steer and eventually land a couple feet from the target.

You're saddened that you missed the target. But maybe next time you'll hit it, also, you should really run away now.

You kinda.... Illegally made the target.

Scott Anderson; Being a dick to whoever has to clean this up since.... Now.

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Part 3 of 6 "A project."
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With a heavy grunt, you dropped the final bushel of apples for the day. Working on Applejacks farm is back-breaking work... AND YOU FUCKING LOVE IT. It's your inner workaholic calling out, demanding for more tasks to do. But your body is screaming back in return, essentially telling it to go screw itself.

You wiped the sweat from your brow and pulled a flask from your back pocket. You had a pair of jeans on, mainly because you wanted to be like the guys in those old movies you used to watch. You joked about it with Applejack, she instantly replied with some clever-ish remark on how You wouldn't be getting action like the guys in the movies.

You thought about teasing her, but her brother walked by, and that wasn't something you needed on your hands. You'd rather laugh and finish your work, get your payment, and off to the bar you go. You un-screwed the cap on your flask and took a big gulp, the liquid burns your throat on its way down. But that's what makes it so good.

You reattach the cap and slide the flask back into its rightful place. You wipe your mouth and exit the barn, you push the bigs doors shut and report to Applejacks house. After a brief walk through her orchard, you were on her doorstep.

You knocked and waited.

Faint footsteps could be heard, as they got closer, they didn't sound very heavy, so it wasn't Applejack or Big Mac. You expected Granny Smith to answer, but instead you was welcomed to the sight of Applebloom.

She opens the door and looks at your hips, she slowly looks up at your face.

"Yer not Scootaloo!" She announces.

You raise a brow, "Obviously not, I'm far to... Manly."

Applebloom smiles, "Okay than manly man! Ya'll outa be able to help meh with mah homework then!" She glanced back and whispered. "Cuz Applejack and Big Mac don't know Licketey split."

You smile, "If I'm allowed inside, then I'll gladly help you! What's your homework on anyway?"

Applebloom pulled a small stack of papers from behind her back, she shuffled through them and handed you one. You brought the paper up to your face and read the instructions aloud.

"Build a working rocket with the knowledge you've been given today in class, it must go higher than 15 feet when launched." You paused and read the little note written in red ink. "I hope you paid attention in class Applebloom."

You chuckled, "Why is the teacher specifically calling you out? You having trouble in school Applebloom?" You lowered paper and gave Applebloom the 'Disappointed father look.'

She rolled her eyes and snatched the paper from your hands.

"Now don't go giving meh a speech, ah already got one from Applejack. Either ya help or ya don't." She crossed her arms and looked at you.

You smile in response, "You drive a hard bargain, but luckily for you... I'm quite experienced in things like that. So I'll help you build a rocket that'll smash the height requirement."

"How high we talkin?" She asks, narrowing her eyes.

"Way over 15 feet." You reply with equally narrowing eyes.

She narrows her eyes till the point they're technically considered closed. Suddenly opening them, she nods her head and sticks her hand out. Highly confused, you do the same, both her and your hand grab each other, coming together for a handshake.

"It's nice ta work wit yah partner!" She's happily shouts.

"Right." You reply, looking up and behind her. "Is your sister here? I'm here for my payment."

Applebloom nods, "She's inside, ah'll git her."

You nod and wait. Applebloom turns slightly and cups her hand around her mouth, she takes a deep breath and prepares to yell Applejacks name.

"APP-" a hand suddenly appears from the side, grabbing Appleblooms hand and effectively silencing her.

The rest of the arm follows after, it's none other than Applejack herself.

"No need fer yellin' Applebloom, I'm right here." She lets for of her hand and looks at you. "Now, what'd ya want?"

"My paycheck, I've brought in 25 baskets today." You reply.

"Right." She responds. "Ah got yer money right here." She pulls a bag from behind her and drops it in your open palm.

You don't bother checking it, you trust her enough to not rip you off. You instead loop the little string through your jeans belt loops, you tighten it and make sure it isn't gonna fall off. Once happy with everything, you look at Applebloom.

"I'll return with everything we need for your assignment, just stay and wait."

Applejack raised a brow, "You helpin' her with her assignment?"

You nod.

"Okay." She skeptically replies. "Jus' don't teach her how ta make something dangerous! Ya hear!"

"Jeesh, have a little faith in me! Why would I teach a.... A what? A 12 year old? How to make explosives!"

"Ah'm actually 11." Applebloom corrects.

"Okay... Why would I teach an 11 year old how to make explosives!?"

Applejack shrugs. "It's hard tellin' what you're thinking bout' these days."

You shrug, "You got me there."

You turn and start walking away, "I'll be back shortly Applebloom!" You call out, waving goodbye.

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CUE THE MONTAGE

You later return with everything you need. You try and explain everything to Applebloom and her friends (who later came over after you left.) But no avail, you later run into a problem, which requires you recruit Twilights help, with her magic you successfully blend the proper ingredients. After shoving it all into a specific PVC tube, you declare it down and let Applebloom keep it overnight.

The next day you travel to her school and ask if you may watch the class preform their project. Having been told yes, you wait around until they start their project. Once ready, you follow everyone outside and watch as the kids set their rockets off one by one. Some of the kids couldn't even get their rocket to fly, some managed to get a few feet, and some managed to go even higher and surpass the required height.

But when Applebloom and her friends launched their rocket, they smashed the requirement. Earning them a 'A+' and you a sense of fulfillment.

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Part 4 of 6 "Monopoly."
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You sat at the kitchen table in Twilights home. You had a holographic game of monopoly running, In which You, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy were all playing.

You pressed the roll dice button and landed on a 6 and 2. You moved your holographic token 8 spaces forward, and landed on Boardwalk.

"Fuck yeah! Boardwalk!" You fist-pumped the air.

"Is that property really that good?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Hell yeah it is!" You pressed the purchase button, draining your funds by 500 credits. "Now I just have to get the other property."

Twilight rolled her eyes, "It's your turn now Fluttershy."

Fluttershy nodded and pressed the roll dice button, the dice landed on 3 and 4. Fluttershy moved her token 7 spaces forward. Landing on Parking space.

"Don't buy it." You instantly announce.

"O-O-Okay." She replies.

Rainbow Dash narrows her eyes at you, "Don't listen to him Fluttershy, he's just jealous."

"Jealous!?" You shout. "I'm not jealous! I'm fan-fucking-tastic! That what!"

Rainbow leaned towards a nervous looking Fluttershy, "Pshh.. Buy it just to piss him off."

You pointed a finger at Rainbow Dash, "I can HEAR you!"

You switch your gaze to Fluttershy, "What will it take for you to trade? 400 credits? 600 credits? or maybe I've got some property you want!?"

Fluttershy inched back into her chair, "I-I haven't even purchased it yet.."

You went wide eyed, "Oh... Uh, you haven't?.... Hmm." You sat back and stared at Fluttershy.

Using the mythical power of eye talking, you tried to beam the words, "DO NOT PURCHASE," into her skull.

Obviously that didn't work.

Fluttershy's eyes narrowed, and a sudden look of confidence came over her. "I'll buy it!" She announces, pressing the purchase button.

You felt your heart drop, while Rainbow Dash snickered at your pain.

"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." You shout.

Everyone at the task went silent.

Then Fluttershy asked. "What in the shit was that?"

You sent her a stone shattering glare, "HMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMM."

"Right." Responds Fluttershy. "Can I get my property now?"

"HMMMMMMMM."

"Okay."

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Part 5 of 6 "The Beast."
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With a heavy block on your back, and a mining drill in your hands. You set out in search of ore to mine, mainly because you needed some extra metal to create a wing. With Whiskey at your side, you searched the Everfree Forest. Eventually coming across a cave. It was spooky, and had several trees growing on top, moss and vine hanging from the cave danced with the gentle breeze blowing through the forest.

You slowed to a halt and examined the cave, you had a bad feeling. You looked down at Whiskey, "Can you smell anything funky?"

Whiskey shook his head.

You trusted the wooden wolf to at least warn you of danger. "Alrighty, I've got a itchy feeling, but let's get some metal!" You shout, raising the drill and shooting spikes of electricity into the air.

Whiskey howled and ran inside, his eagerness amused you.... Until he came running back out. A look of pure terror on his face.

You took a step back and clipped the drill to the box on your back. You turned and spotted Whiskey taking cover behind a distant tree. Something spooked him, and Whiskey was considerably brave.

The screeching howl from the cave caused the hair to raise on your back. It wasn't human.. Whatever it was. You slowly reached down and pulled you SAS-24 from its holster. You took a few more steps back and waited.

As the screeching got closer, you felt something within you.

Fear.

This wasn't human, and it wasn't natural, it was some kind of monster that only the Everfree could provide. Maybe it's a Banshee? You remember reading some folklore.. Maybe the Everfree is truly haunted? Lord knows what kind of creatures live within this forest.

The screeching was close, it's sounds like it's bordering on the entrance of the cave. The screeching stopped suddenly. Your heart was beating, your palms were sweating, and you were seconds from just unloading the magazine into the cave.

Then, outstepped a dark figure. You reached up -- gun still aimed at the creature -- and flipped your LED light on. The light lit the darkened forest, like a lone Christmas tree in the night. The creature looked human, but then it's hands grew to preposterous lengths.

It's fingers grew into sharp-looking claws, it's body stretched until it was at least twice your height. And then it's head started to split, the entire time you watched in horror, your hands steady but your mind racing for a logical explanation. It's head split in two, revealing rows of sharp teeth, it looked a little bad for your health.

You took a few more steps back and shouted, "What the fuck are you?"

The creature stepped out from the cave, it closed its head and tried to mimic human speech. It's mouth opened and moved like any normal humans, but all that came out were terrible screeching noises. It looked like it was trying to say something. Perhaps it was taunting you? Or maybe warning you? Before it rushed forward with supersonic speed and tore you to shreds?

The creature didn't start sprinting, or flying, or magically teleporting. It just slowly walked towards you, as it got closer, your head started to ring with pain. The HUD on your mining Helmut started to fuzz and sputter, forcing you to lower the helmet. The forest got considerably darker, now that your helmet wasn't helping brighten the place up.

At this point you didn't care wether it was human or not, you felt threatened, and while your body refused to run away, your hands were more than happy to pump this creature full of lead.

You didn't give a warning, before taking aim and pulling the trigger.

*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

The bullets flew through the creature and created holes in it's body, if it was hurt, than it wasn't showing it. If anything you made it angry, it's head split once again, showing off the rows of deadly teeth. The monster stopped and started to scream into the air. Tentacles started sprouting from its chest, then right before your eyes, those tentacles started morphing into sharp looking blades. The creature stopped screaming and looked at you, it's split head started forming a sick looking smile before the creature disappeared into thin air.

You felt your heart skip a beat. You started to spin and check every possible direction. Your eyes went left to right over and over again, hoping to spot this monster before it did something drastic. The dark forest did nothing to help, the small amount of sunshine poking through the trees above barely provided any light. It instead worked as a clock, if one goes too deep into the Everfree, they use the sunshine poking through to help tell if it's day or night.

So it's still day.... That's good.

But it won't be if you die, and speaking of death.

The creature suddenly appeared in front of you, you raised your gun for a headshot, but a tentacle flew by and smacked the gun from your hands. You didn't feel anything, it's like it fazed through your hand. You took a step back and tried to run, but the creature stopped you by sending 8 different sword-like tentacles into your body.

Therefore killing you.

THE END

Or so you thought, you didn't feel anything, no pain, no regret, no sense of hellish punishment. You cracked a eye open and gazed upon the creature, it's wicked smile turned into a look of confusion.

You're not dead....

You're NOT Dead!....

YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!!!!!!

Suddenly! ANGER!!!

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Part 6 of 6 "Date night."
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Colgate. She's certainly something.

After Twilight rejected you... And kicked you out. You turned to a life of living alone for many days, you don't regret it though, if anything, it was the inspiration you needed to go and get some work done. Twilight didn't like you back! So what!? There are plenty more people out there!

Like Colgate for example.

Colgate is the town's local dentist, well actually, she's the only dentist. She owns her own building, and she makes relativity good money, since she's the only dentist within the next dozen miles.

Meeting her for the first time was.. Something. You were in town, and you had to ask if Rarity would fix a hole in your pants. Because you shot yourself. And as you sat in the back of Rarity's workshop -- with no pants on -- You mentioned your aching mouth. Rarity finished stitching your pants and pointed you towards Colgate's dentistry.

And of course... You walked there.

She didn't have much business that day, none at all actually. It was nice and quiet inside the building, she even had air conditioning installed! But that didn't concern you. You approached the bored looking receptionist and asked if it was possible for you to arrange a appointment.

She replied, "Yes." And asked for some documents.

That you didn't have.

You nervously laughed and tried to talk your way past the documents. Which didn't work at all, you pulled at your hair and spouted some story about being a foreign visitor.

In which case she responds, "I've seen you around town for the past 3 months."

You froze, "Uh.. My ride broke down?"

She lazily chewed her gum, and nonchalantly blew a bubble. "You should've had it fixed by now. It doesn't take 3 months to fix a carriage."

You frowned, and leaned on the desk. "Listen lady.. If you don't let me arrange an appointment." You lowered your voice. "I'll rip that gum from your mouth and shove it right up your ass."

She rolled her eyes, "I have a button beneath this desk. If I press it, several squads of armed Royal soldiers will storm this building and shove their swords up your ass."

You stared in her eyes, "You're bluffing."

She blew a bubble, "Nope."

You stood up, thinking of some way to arrange a appointment.

Then a clock rings on a nearby wall. The receptionist stands up and walks out of the building, not saying a single word. You watched her and shrugged in acceptance, it was probably her lunch break.

Just for learning purposes, you walk behind the receptionists desk and check beneath it. There was -- in fact -- a button.

"Well damn." You whisper.

"Hello?" Called a mysterious voice.

You froze and ducked down.

"It that you Talegate? It's your lunch break, why are you still here?" The voice asked.

You take a deep breath and slowly stand up. "Hello... It's just me."

The voice belonged to a woman with blue and white hair. Or is it white and some kind of tanned color? It's Colgate, let's not worry about her hair.

"Yes." Colgate begins. "And you are?"

"Anderson." You reply.

"Right.. And you're behind that desk for what reason?"

"Uh." You start. "I'm just making sure your button is working."

Colgate raises a brow, "And is it?"

"I haven't pressed it." You reply.

"Good, and I'd prefer you don't. I'm already in enough trouble as it is."

"Okay." You reply looking around awkwardly.

"Can I help you with something?" She asks, stepping closer.

"My teeth hurt. And I didn't bring any documents with me."

"You got money?" Colgate asks.

"Yes. 80 bits." You reply, pulling a bag from your side.

Colgate snatched the bag and pulled it open, she sounded each bit and closed the bag.

"Okay. My schedule is free, just step out from behind that desk and into my work area."

"Right." You reply, following her commands.

She leads you to a single room, inside is a couple movable chairs, a counter with a large amount of dentist stuff. And a single chair thing... Whatever you call the chairs dentists sit you on. It's got some fancy magic pieces that allow the chair to move in different directions.

"Okay." Began Colgate. "Just sit in the big chair, I'll get ready and do a normal routine on your teeth."

You nod a sit down.

You watched Colgate put her dentist stuff on. She grabbed a mirror on a stick and a sharp metal stick. She approached you and used some glowing Chrystal to make the chair transform into a somewhat uncomfortable bed. She had you open your mouth, were she proceeded to poke and jab at the teeth inside.

"Okay." She whispers through her medical mask. "You've got some healthy looking teeth, that's rare with most active men these days."

You can't reply.

"And...." She whispers, trailing off. "It looks like you've got some inflamed gums."

"Ish tat bad?" You try and ask.

"Don't talk. But yes, it's pretty bad." She gently pulled your upper lip aside. "You smoke?"

You shake your head.

"Hmm.. You floss often?"

You nod.

"You eat a balanced diet?"

You pause, but nod.

"Canterlot Doctors say stress may be another reason for inflamed gums. But I'm calling crap on that." She examined your mouth a bit more.

"You brush often?" She asks, pulling away from your mouth.

You shake your head.

"Well that's gotta be your problem. You need to brush more." She pulls away from your mouth.

You sit up, "That's it? Just brush more often?"

Colgate washed her utensils in a sink, "I shouldn't even have to tell you to brush, you're a grown man. You outa know better."

You rolled your eyes, "Yeah.. You're right. I've been... Busy though, so I just never thought about it."

Colgate pulled her medical mask down, "Would you like me to give you a toothbrush and some toothpaste?"

You stretch and stand up, "Sure."

As she moved about the room, opening drawers and sorting through paper and other dentist stuff. She tried to make small talk.

"You said your name was Anderson right?" She asked, opening a drawer and searching through it.

"Yes." You reply.

"As in the Anderson that broke Twilight Sparkles heart?" She nonchalantly asked.

"W-What? Who in the fuck told you that?" You ask, genuinely surprised.

"My oh my... you've got a potty mouth. But fret not, it's just a rumor around town."

You scoff, "Well it's wrong! I asked Twilight out and she rejected me!"

"Okay." Replied Colgate, who opened another drawer. "I was simply asking." She pulled a toothbrush out from the drawer and tossed it to you.

"Sorry this is taking so long, I've remodeled the building and I keep forgetting were I've put everything." Said Colgate.

"Im in no rush." You reply, leaning against the sink. "So why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?"

Colgate opened a box laying on the floor, "I'm a dentist, I can use magic, I'm 27 and I'm single. Ain't much else to tell, how about you?"

You chuckled, "I'm a soldier, I can't use any form of magic, I'm 29 going on 30 and I'm single as well."

"You work in the Royal Army?" She asked.

"No. Entirely different army." You reply.

"So what? You some kinda spy?" She asks, while digging through the box.

You grinned, "Even if I was, I wouldn't say."

Colgate laughed for the first time, "You don't make a very good spy anyway."

"And why's that?"

"Most guys aren't as tall as you, so why send a 6 foot man in.. Whatever you're wearing to skulk around?"

You shrugged, "Good point."

Colgate let out a victorious, "AHA!"

She tossed a tube of toothpaste at you.

"There, that concludes your appointment, now I'm going to leave and so are you." Colgate approached the door and opens it for you.

You walked out and down the hallway, turning around to converse with Colgate. "Isn't there more to a dentist appointment?"

Colgate nodded. "There is.. But 80 bits doesn't cover a lot."

You whistled. "Dental care is expensive eh?"

"Oh yeah." She replies. "That's why I spent 5 years studying it, and it's also why I opened my own dentistry."

"So you got any plans today?" You suddenly ask, changing the subject as well.

Colgate shook her head, "Nope, I planned on going home and being lazy. I'm gonna have to put everything up tomorrow."

"Wanna make some plans together?" You ask.

Colgate stops walking and looks you in the eyes, "Really man?"

"What?" You ask, raising your hands in defense. "Your single... I'm single... I just figured."

You connected your hands together, a hopeful smile on your face.

Colgate raised her hand, she opened her mouth, and prepared to say something.

"Well!..... I... Uh..... You know what? Screw it, I haven't been on a proper date in 2 years. Yeah, I'll go on a date with you."

You fist-pumped and shouted, "YES!"

Colgate chuckled and gently pushed you towards the entrance, "You know where the restaurant El Lugar de Oro is?"

You nodded, "Yeah, I've been a few times myself. We dressing up?"

Colgate shook her head, "We're not going to a five star restaurant, just look presentable, that's all I ask."

"Okay." You check the time on your I-HUD. "What time?" You ask.

"5:00pm, I'll see you then." Colgate opened the glass doors and pushed you outside, she started walking off in another direction.

"See you then!" You call after her, waving good-bye.

A couple hours later, you'd meet up with Colgate. The 2 of you talked and ate food, your conversations ranged from her backstory, and sometimes your backstory. You had a few good laughs, a few stories were told, and she laughed at your previous adventures.

Of course, you didn't tell her about any of the bad stuff.

Like the fact that you used to kill people for money.

Or that you used to roll with a gang... Who bullied citizens, and killed for money.

You told more of your harmless stories, you included some that would -- hopefully -- make you seem badass. And you just spouted random nonsense here and there. After you finished eating, you and Colgate walked to your favorite bar. The bartenders and many of the customers welcomed you with open arms, most of the men congratulated you on finally getting a lady. And some women frowned and went back to drowning themselves in alcohol.

To be expected, you and Colgate got shit faced. After the bartender respectfully refused to sell you anymore drinks, you and Colgate stumbled to her place.

Were you had sex.... Drunken sex... But sex.

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You kicked the door open, with Colgate hanging onto you with such ferocity, it felt like she was practically glued to you. You didn't care though, you're both drunk out of your minds and looking to get laid.

You can feel her warmth all across your face as she kisses every part of you within her mouths reach. It's difficult to remember how you convinced her to come here with you, but it might have something to do with the strong smell of alcohol on her breath. You pick her up and lay her on her bed, before you start stripping each other's clothes off.

She wraps her legs around your waist and pulls you close, you feel her tongue push into your mouth. The two of you only break the kiss to strip off another article of clothing. Her fingers reach for your belt as you grab at her bra, trying to get it off as fast as you could.

As soon as she pops your belt off, she pulls your pants down, letting your dick pop out from the jeans like it's been imprisoned for the last decade. You unclip her bra and throw it across the room without a care. You take a split second to appreciate her voluptuous figure as you run your hands across her breasts, then down her navel to slide her panties down her thighs.

She clumsily grabs your shaft and strokes it at an unbearably slow pace. But your drunk self could care less right now, as you slide her panties down to her ankles.

You aren't in the mood for role-play, so you peel her off of your face and push her down onto the sheets. With a slightly awkward adjustment, you grab her legs and raise them to meet yourself, now between her legs, you lined yourself up for the act. She’s been expecting you as well, since she’s completely soaked once you touch your head to her folds.

In one not-so-fluid motion you grab her by the hips and pull her towards you. The wince of pain is noticeable on her face as you force yourself inside her with no hesitation. She looks down her body to see you thrusting yourself forward, trying to see some of the action going on. When she realized she wasn't able to see anything, she stared into your eyes.

With each thrust, you lost yourself in the pleasure that is sex. You pull out long enough to flip her over, you re-inserted yourself and continue your rough thrusting. You lean over her and run your hands up her stomach, you grab at her boobs and squeeze. Her ragged breaths and moans fueled your drunken thrusts, and with each thrust you felt yourself closer and closer to the edge.

Colgate twisted her neck and gazed at you, you leaned forward again and connected lips with her. When you pulled away, you noticed the drunken blush on her face and the rough grinding of her hips against yours.

She moans as loudly as her voice can handle with you pounding into her. Her head is cocked to one side from you flipping her over. That can't be comfortable, but you're both more focused on the wet smacks coming from the repeated connections of the hips. You continue to thrust for a few more minutes, before you feel yourself nearing the edge. Or rather it's more like you remember yourself nearing the edge, because at that moment you felt the jerk of your cock as you emptied your load. You panic and pull out, watching as the last of your seed shoots onto her back.

Before you can even begin to be worried by the idea of being a father, the edges of your vision begin to darken and you pass out.

Author's Notes:

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