The fallen soldier

Chapter 13

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"Here ya go man." You drop 4 golden coins on the table.

The man huffs and hands you a bag full of carrots, he doesn't give you the 'Come again please!' And instead just ignores your presence to help another customer.

You shrug and make your way back to the Treehouse, Bag o' carrots in hand.

While waking by a abandoned well, you hear someone shouting for help. At first you just glanced around, you thought the kids running around were just roughhousing one another. But the cry for help didn't come from around you, it came from the well.

When realization hit you, it hit you hard. You ran to the well and dropped your bag of carrots, as you looked down the well you could barely make out the figure of a child way, way, way below.

"Are you alright kid!?" You lowered your helmet so your voice would be more clear.

"Yeah I'm okay mister! Just, uh, stuck in a well!" The voice of the little girl responded.

"What's your name!?"

"It's Clover!" She responds.

"Alright Clover! I'm gonna get you outta there! just hold on!" You grab ahold of the 2x4's that seal the well's entrance.

Yanking them out of place was awkward, so you settled with punching the board directly in the middle. The boards broke with no effort, you grab the remaining bits and pull them off. Now you have a clear path into the well but the question is. . How the hell do you get in?

As you thought about your plan you noticed RainbowDash up above in the clouds. She had wings, and you didn't, Rainbow would have to save the little girl.

"Oi! RainbowDash! Oi!" As you shout, you catch the attention of some townsfolk.

When Rainbow finally noticed you, she rushed down to your side.

"What's up with the crowd Anderson?" She asks.

"Rainbow theres a little girl stuck in the well! I can't fly and I sure as hell can't survive the fall, so can you save her?"

"Is that really a question! Of course I'll save her! Wait a sec." She approached the well, and jumped inside.

6 seconds later she emerged with a very dirty child, she landed and the child wiggled from her grasp. The crowd started surrounding her, she looked genuinely surprised from the attention.

"It really wasn't that big of a deal! If anything you should thank-"

"But it was too me!" Clover states.

Then the entire crowd started cheering, Rainbow blushed and nodded before taking off into the air.

The crowd began to disperse, you grabbed your bag of carrots before approaching the little girl.

"How'd you get stuck in there anyway?" You ask, genuinely curious of how she manage to get all the way down there.

The little girl turned and looked at you, "I was exploring- Hey! You're that robot everyone been talking about!"

"Yeah, I'm Mr. Robot, but please answer my question."

"Oh! I was exploring, uh, what did she call them. . . Catacombs! I was exploring catacombs and after I crawled through a small opening, it collapsed!" She made some motions with her hands.

"Sounds dangerous! And exactly why you shouldn't go there again. I may be Mr. Robot but I'm still an adult." You tried using the Adult card.

"Sure can do Mr. Robot!" She saluted, then took off.

You turned and made your way back to the treehouse.

You was walking through town once again, when, surprise surprise. There was a another cry for help, you ran to the side just in time to watch a mother lose hold of her baby carriage. The carriage flew down the hill and was aiming to fly off road.

"Who's idea was it to build a road on a fucking cliff!? I mean seriously people!" You ran after the carriage.

When the cart happened to roll beside you, you reached out in an attempt to grab it. Your hand missed by a inch, and then you fell on your face. Your first thought was to get back in your feet as fast as possible and chase the runaway carriage.

Though your mind was put to ease when RainbowDash flew above you and after the carriage, she eventually caught up with it. She grabbed the handle and quickly put an end to the carriages journey.

The crowd at the base of the cliff started yelling, or cheering. You decided to just lay on the ground.

"There's something wrong with the baby!" Rainbows shouts, the crowd responded with a gasp.

"She's not cheering for everyone's favorite hero! . . Rainbow dash!" She pulls the baby from the carriage.

"Oh for fucks sake." You rest your head back on the ground.

Rainbow flew overhead, baby in hand, were she began returning the child before several men and women appeared with old-fashioned cameras. Rainbow ended up tossing the child back to the mother.

You eventually got back on your feet when you saw the other 5 women approach, you jogged towards them. Another child appeared from nowhere, she had orange-red hair. And she was apparently a fan of RainbowDash, hence the obviously fake rainbow wig she was wearing.

"There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe how awesome RainbowDash is!" She announces.

"I can think of a few new words." Twilight says aloud.

"And modesty isn't one of them." Applejack responds.

Rainbow flew into the air were she made a lighting bolt from clouds, the she flew away.

Over the next few days, a shit ton of stuff happened. There was that party a bunch of old people was throwing to celebrate their continuous survival, the deflating of a hot-air ballon which nearly killed its user. Luckily a new individual by the name of Lady Do Well saved the person before she crashed into the ground.

Then there was another runaway cart on the very same cliff, RainbowDash was unable to save the tourists so Lady Do Well saved them in her place. Then there was the collapse of a construction site, one of the construction workers figured it be okay to force a lever. Your pretty sure the guy got fired for nearly killing all his co-workers.

Then RainbowDash caused the collapse of the dam that stopped the town from being flooded. You knew this because you happened to be practicing your sniping skills by the dam, you watched her try to plug the hole only to make the crack larger until the entire dam just gave way.

Lady do a Well came to the rescue once again, she used her magic to fix the entire dam, you were quite taken at the time. But then reality hit you like a bullet train.

It was obviously Twilight, but Twilight didn't have wings, but you knew who did, Fluttershy. But neither Twilight or Fluttershy was strong enough to stop the wagon full of tourists, but Applejack was, she proved this when the two of you had a arm-wrestling contest.

You won, but she put up one hell of a fight.

But neither Twilight, Fluttershy, or Applejack was capable of artistically designing the costumes to be flexible enough. But Rarity proved to be a great fashion designer. You didn't know it Pinkie had a role in the ordeal but you had the idea she did.

And all of these ideas were confirmed 100% when the 4 women started talking at Sugercube Corner. They were anything but discreet when they talked of Lady Do Well's accomplishments. You didn't confront them on your assumptions, but you knew there was a 1.76% chance your assumption was wrong.

Then Rainbow got incredibly desperate for attention. She harassed Applejack's grandma, she bothered a mother and her child over a jar of peanut butter, then she mowed the park grass.

She was really desperate.

Rainbow eventually surrendered, and Lady Do well's accomplishments was celebrated by the town.

"Introducing Lady Do Well!" The mayor announced over the cry of the crowd.

A familiar hero jumped through the canvas with her mask on it, like before she didn't speak and instead just waved to everyone.

And, again, like before, Rainbow jumped from the crowd and confronted Lady Do Well. This led to Lady Do Well running off and Rainbow chasing after her.

You chased after Rainbow, she led you to a series of building. Lady Do Well disappeared behind a building and Rainbow followed, but then Lady Do Well appeared behind you, Rainbow turned and chased after this one.

This was repeated many times over, until you eventually you got annoyed.

You pulled your rifle off your back and turned around, One of the Lady Do Well's was calmly walking.

"Freeze!" You shout.

The Lady Do Well froze and turned to face you.

Then Rainbow appeared from above, she landed on the Lady Do Well and ripped the mask from her face.

"Pinkie!? Whaaaaa?" She recoiled back in surprise.

Pinkie just nervously smiled in return.

Then a second Lady Do Well appeared, then a third, then Fluttershy and Rarity appeared.

Turns out! It was a clever plan to teach Rainbow a lesson about modesty.

Rainbow apologized to everyone, then she wrote a letter to the princess, explaining what she leaned in the art of friendship.

When everyone revealed their roles you shouted, "I fucking knew it! You all pretty much gave it away at Sugercube Corner!"

"Anderson! Watch the profanity! There are children around!" Rarity scolds.

You sheepishly smiled, "sorry."

"Now!" Twilight claps her hands together, "who wants some cupcakes?"

"Game!" You shout.

And then you all walked off into the sunset.

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HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED PT2

"Freeze!" You shout.

"Get on the fucking ground! Your under arrest for tormenting the public!" You point your rifle at Lady Do Well.

"What!? I've been saving people for days!" Lady do Well responds.

"Pinkie? Is that you? Well I guess that's killing 2 birds with one stone. I found cocaine in your apartment! You're under arrest for the possession of drugs!"

"Shit! You found that!? Son of a bitch!" Pinkie starts to run away.

You holster the rifle on your back before taking off after Pinkie, you tackle her to the ground.

"Looks like I get to add 'resisting arrest' to your sheet!"

"Come on Anderson! Were friends!" Pinkie starts begging.

"The law is my only friend." You start handcuffing her.

You roughly yank her off the ground, "You're going away for a long time."

As you walked through town, the townsfolk cheered for you.

"WHOO!"

"GO ANDERSON!"

"MARRY ME!

"I WANT YOUR BABIES!"

Then you activated the jetpack that's fueled off of badassness, and you flew away.

Author's Notes:

I ENJOYED WRITING THIS CHAPTER, HENCE THE USE OF CAPS.

You guys wanna hear what I can't wait for? Of course you do!

I'm eagerly waiting for the best part of Arc1!

But before I can get there I have to write a few more chapters based on episodes, maybe a few that's not based on episodes, and then I have to introduce a romantic relationship!

I HONESTLY CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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