Namjam!

Painful Jokes

"What the hell, man?! Why'd you burn down that Starbucks?!"

"'Cause I like my coffee like I like my women!"

"I thought you were gay?"

"Exactly!"

"YOU KILLED 14 PEOPLE TO MAKE A FUCKING JOKE?!"

Of Clowns And Pirates

So I saw a picture of the new Changeling designs. My thought process went something like this:

"Oh. They look kinda stupid. I'm glad I'm not interested in the show anymore, it really seems to have been going on for too long. I mean, they do stuff like this just to sell more toys, but the original designs of Changelings looked way better. Non-black Changelings look very silly and-"

And then I remembered what my Brony avatar has been since day 1.