"Hey, do you know where John is? Apparently he knows where Carol is."

"Wait, what name did you say?"

"John; he's-"

"What?"

"John, see?"

"Nah."

what a, champ

"Oh, there you are, John."

"YO."

"I'm looking for Carol, I need her to-"

"SHE BEEN SUCKIN ON MAH JOHN 'TILL DAT SEMEN!"

"Well now you're just stretching for it."

And then I realised...

...this garbage has 17K+ words.

Namgam + Time Alone =

Namjam!

Painful Jokes

"What the hell, man?! Why'd you burn down that Starbucks?!"

"'Cause I like my coffee like I like my women!"

"I thought you were gay?"

"Exactly!"

"YOU KILLED 14 PEOPLE TO MAKE A FUCKING JOKE?!"

Of Clowns And Pirates

So I saw a picture of the new Changeling designs. My thought process went something like this:

"Oh. They look kinda stupid. I'm glad I'm not interested in the show anymore, it really seems to have been going on for too long. I mean, they do stuff like this just to sell more toys, but the original designs of Changelings looked way better. Non-black Changelings look very silly and-"

And then I remembered what my Brony avatar has been since day 1.