It was bright and sunny when Celestia woke up. This was somewhat worrying, as she'd fallen asleep while she was holding up the moon and pretending it was Luna's doing. Celestia chuckled to herself, her eyes still closed. I can't believe Luna still thinks she's the one raising the moon, I'd thought for sure that after literally thousands of years she'd realise how useless she was!

Celestia opened her eyes and-

"Cut! Dammit, people, we need to establish the surrounding before making the joke!"

"What joke? My sister is genuinely useless."

"Yeah, yeah, save it for the camera. Get back in place. Okay; action!"

It was bright and sunny when Celestia woke up. This was somewhat worrying as she'd fallen asleep in the middle of the night. She opened her eyes and found herself in the middle of a field.

"Huh," she 'huh'ed. "This sort of thing hasn't happened in a while. I should look around, Scootaloo might have been taken here too."

"Celesmo! How many times do I have to tell you?! This isn't in the same universe as Home is For The Weak!"

"I was just making a reference for your fans!"

"Something that direct doesn't work as a reference!"

"But-!"

"Shut up! Take it from the top. Ready? Action!"

It was bright and sunny when Celestia woke up. This was somewhat worrying as she'd fallen asleep in the middle of the night. She opened her eyes and found herself in the middle of a field.

"Huh," she 'huh'ed. "This sort of thing hasn't happened in a while." She tried to find something that gave away where exactly she was, but couldn't find anything in the three seconds she searched. "Darn my, uh..."

"What's the line?"

"Darn my gringey attention span."

"Okay, thanks."

"Darn my gringey attention span!" A squirrel hopped over to her and sunk its teeth into her leg. "F###! S###! Ow!" She kicked it off and got into her battle stance. "I will take you down, demon!"

"Alright, that'll do for a first take."

"Okay. Where's my stunt double?"

"I'm right here."

"Namgam, get into place. Dr Numbnuts, are you ready?"

"As long as I'm paid more than these plebeians, absolutely."

"Wait, you're paying the squirrel more than us?!"

"No, he's just being a dick."

"You aren't paying me more?! Then screw this! I refuse to do this fight scene!"

"No, wait! Come back! Shit! We'll have to use the backup stunt double. Dragon, get into place."

"Okay."

"Let's just get this Christmas special done before the fans get angry. Okay, act-!"

"Did somebody say angry fans?!"

"FUCK OFF, QUICK WIT!"

"Hey! Calm down! You're not supposed to be this sour, you're pickle-less!" : D

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