Mental Barfing
Chapter 60: DanganVesper 3: The Revenge Of The Educational System 4
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"So are we human or animalistic or what?" Asked No.
"Most likely anthro," replied Mjr Success.
"Your mom was anthro," said Bog.
"I know, right?"
"We need to figure out a way to escape," said Violent.
"Don't worry, this isn't canon," replied Vesper.
"Oh, okay." Bog ran up to Success and punched him in the dick.
"YO A BITCH," he screamed.
"Well, that was uncalled for," Success replied before tearing one of Bog's arms off and beating him with it.
"OH GOD IM DYIN." Vesper healed him with human-y-not-human magic. "THANK"
"How the fuck does Junko or whoever even restock the kitchen?" Asked Vesper. "The world ended so they can't even get any, we could easily stay up to sneak out when they get it and the people mentioned trying to break in could easily sneak in. Monokono probably can't get a signal out there, so they'd have to go out themselves."
"Maybe they have an ultimate chef disciple that makes food nearby while his ultimately athletic assistant finds ingredients with her super nose?" Suggested Night.
"That still doesn't explain how they get it in."
"Maybe they have an ultimately lucky delivery boy?" Vesper had flashbacks to Vietnam. Next Chapter: DanganVesper 3: The Revenge Of The Educational System 5 Estimated time remaining: 10 Minutes