"go fuckin idk" said mojoman

There was a knock at Vesper's room's door. Vesper opened the door to find Watcher.

"The bear said I had to come here or something," he said.

"Oh, okay," she replied.

"Please don't rape me with a shovel again."

"Too late."

Watcher's corpse was later found in Vesper's bathroom, covered in grape juice with a shovel up its ass. Everyone gathered in the gym agagagagaain.

"so theyhs quesin is whoisj killlled hihm" said the diiiiiick beer.

"The only question is why I haven't just kicked your ass yet," retorted Cloud.

"Yeah, no, don't do that," said Vesper, "trust me, he'll just fucking cheat."

"Nah, I got this!" Cloud died.

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