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"Hello, and welcome to another funky episode of Bad Creepypasta. Today I'm joined with the usual twats."

"Hey!"

"Hello!"

"And today we're going to be reading 'Namjane the Clock; the Real Jickle is up'."

"It already sounds shit."

"They always do."

"Let's begin..."

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"'Excerpt from a local newspaper:'"

"'GIANT JUMBO JELLYFISH IS STILL AT LARGE.'"

"'After weeks of unexplained murders, the giant jumbo jellyfish is still on the rise.'"

"'After little evidence has been found, a fat girl states that she survived one of the killer's attacks and bravely tells her story.'"

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N "I had a bad dream about Birdemic and I woke up in the middle of the night,"

N "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I had a furious fapping session."

N "I got up and shut it once more."

N "Afterwards, I simply crawled back onto the table and tried to get back to sexytimes."

N "That's when I had a strange feeling, like I'd popped a boner."

N "And I'm totes female so that's weird for me."

N "I looked down and nearly slipped in my liquids."

N "In the little ray of light illuminating from between my curtains was a single pair of three eyes."

N "These weren't regular eyes; they were magical, rainbow eyes."

N "They were bordered in jelly and red paint and... just plain out terrified me."

N "That's when I saw his mouth."

N "He had three tongues, that flapped around like crazy."

N "Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it."

N "A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak."

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show image "tvp"

P "Namgam? Is that you? What's going on? What's that stuff on the table glistening in the moonlight?"

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show image "fat"

N "I let out a scream and suddenly the door to my room exploded."

N "Some weirdo had busted in."

"Busted in?!"

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show image "kool aid"

kag "OH YEAH!"

N "The room was flooded with Kool Aid, killing us to death."

N "Luckily, we didn't die."

"Stellar writing here, lads."

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N "The Kool Aid probably would've finished us off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the fire department."

N "It jumped out of the window and tried to escape. With luck, it landed on the ground."

N "Only to be run over by the firetruck."

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"Police are still on the look for this man."

"If you see anyone that fits the description in this story, please contact your local fire department."

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"Pickle and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood."

"His dads had both gotten promotions at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those fancy neighborhoods."

"Pickle and his brother Cube-san couldn't complain though, they'd always hated their old trailer park."

"What was not to love about the move?"

"As they were getting unpacked, one of their neighbors broke in."

show image "totally a zombie"

zombie ""Hello, I'm Barbara."

zombie "I live across the street from you."

zombie "Well, I just wanted to introduce myself to and introduce son my."

zombie "Billy, these are our new neighbors."

"Billy says hi."

"I guess he just doesn't get to actually fucking speak."

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show image "Sir Tophat Chapsworthington the V"

chapsworth "Jolly good to meet you!"

chapsworth "My name, my good lady, is Sir Tophat Chapsworthington the V!"

chapsworth "This is my most stupendously astoundingly beautiful husband, A Fucking Chav!"

show image "a fucking chav"

chav "ay, ya fukin dikhed."

chav "wut teh fuk du ye fukin thik ya duin???"

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zombie "why is evryoien on top of eahc otjhrer?"

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chav "ye m8!"

chav "dese r r fukin"

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chapsworth "Indeed!"

chapsworth "These are our two sons; Jickle and Cube-san!"

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p "WTF IS GOING ON WHY AM I HERE WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE"

show image "dick singer"

d "やあみんな"

"Oh fuck, it's in Japanese"

"Shit."

"Toby, get fucking Google translate on this shit."

"Why do I have to do it?!"

"Because I said so you fucking-"

"Alright! Alright!"

"Ahem."

"'Hey guys.'"

d "私のペニスはただ常にjizzingされます."

"'My dick is just constantly jizzing.'"

"Wonderful."

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p "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"

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chav "fukin guy as fukin bus"

chav "wi juzt si em im frunt uf teh fukin telleh n leve em ohnoesly m8"

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chapsworth "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to get high and think about how I fucked up in life so badly."

"They all leave."

"It's just Jickle and Cube-san sitting in the road."

p "What the ever loving fuck is happening?"

d "私はdiiickを持っています"

"I've got a diiiiick."

p "..."

"Jickle collapses and cries."

"Fucking pussy."

show image "donut"

donut "sup bruh"

donut "dis ma cruw"

show image "tongue"

tongue "hey brhurbrururnuebur"

"Top quality here, folks."

donut "lets fuck"

"Jickle and the donut make sweet sugary love in the road."

d "それは精液がたくさんです"

"That's a lot of semen."

"Yes."

"Yes it is."

d "私は彼らの愛の嫉妬します"

"I'm jealous of their love."

d "そのドーナツは私です"

"That donut is mine."

"Dick-hore or whatever the fujck he/she was clskaesd grgbewsaed a phone"

d "ピクルスを殺します"

"Kill Pickle."

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n "Done and done."

"NAmdbewsa caleded the polic and tehy areedsted hiimm"

"I'd say this dropped in quality, but it really hasn't."

p "why am i in jale2"

"they expreemsinted on hikm"

p "theres a thing upi my buti"

show image "venompickle"

p "noooooo"

"hees evl naow"

"Great."

"he broke donw a walll with his diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"

p "ouchy"

"donuit was there and they fcked agauin"

p "tehgres jhz in my eyeyees"

"the jhz made himj evi l"

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show image "tonguevenompickle"

p "rgue uefiuef iufriae f riuof iuab ciufb reiu fiup"

"he baceme lemondave"

p "nuuuu"

p "lets kill namgam"

donut "okay"

"they go to namgam"

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n "oh shiiiiiiit"

"but she had a secret weaponn"

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"nbamgam kills donut"

p "noonononiuoniononobuergbyfuirfwbierabnfae"

n "Error: Text data not found."

"pickle kikcesd the gunh awsug"

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n "ufuaeubrfuifbia"

p "urfgbeiaurbf"

n "orufhwoerfhowehforewhfe!"

p "Cube?"

d "ちょっと愚痴"

"Sup bitches."

"everyone diesdds"

"tegh nedh"

"Fuck."

"That was awful." Next Chapter: arc 69 Estimated time remaining: 18 Minutes