Twilight woke up. Something felt off, particularly around her forehead. She reached up a hoof to give herself a quick hornjob before breakfast, but suddenly realised...

"Holy shit!" She screamed. "My magic fun stick is missing!" She ran over her mirror to see if she was just being a Spike, but quickly realised that her problems were far worse than she thought.

She had become...

A whorse Horse.

"Holy fucking shit, I'm a talking non-magical Horse!" She ran downstairs to blame Spike, finding him making pancakes. "Spike! What the fuck did you do?!"

"Hey, Tweh Weh!" Shouted Shining Armour who had just exploded out of the pancakes. "I flushed Meow-Meow down the toilet!"

"Fuck off, Shining!" Twilight tried to throw him out of the window, but then remembered she had no magic. "Fuck!"

"Twilight?" Asked Spike. "Why are you an Applejack?" Twilight had a revelation.

"That's it! This is Applejack's fault!" She sprinted out of the front door, tripped over a rock and knocked herself out.

When Twilight woke up, she was once again a Unicorn. The only Horse thing about her now was her throat from the shouting.

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