"Discord!" People went about their daily lives as the screeching yell echoed around them. People all around the castle were used to the screams of untold anger and frustration throughout Canterlot. It had been like that these past few months. Ever since Canterlot Castle had gained a new member. A new, infuriating member.

Discord cackled as he flew down the halls of Canterlot Castle. Behind him charged the Princess of the Sun herself - now with bright, florescent pink skin. “Can’t catch me,” he shouted behind him. “I’m the Chaos Man!” He stuck his tongue out at her, only further infuriating Celestia. He laughed, relishing her anger.

Of course, it was only a matter of time before his face became a sudden imprint on the wall. He should really have been watching where he was going - but where’s the fun in seeing what’s ahead? He slid down the side of the wall comically, his face flattened. He had little stars swirl around his head for good measure.

“Discord, change me back this instant!”

Discord groaned, standing, still chuckling. “Why, whatever do you mean, Celestia? Do you not like that lovely color?” Gently, he brought his hand to his head, waving away the stars.

“No, I do not! Change me back, now, before I call Fluttershy to the castle to… to berate you!”

“Why, Celestia; your words wound me!” Tears ran freely from his eyes as he fell back, his claw - like skeleton hand draping dramatically over his forehead. Celestia gagged slightly as a very life like dagger suddenly appeared lodged in his stomach. She turned her back, her pink face now a tad bit green around the edges. “Et tu, Celestia,” she heard muttered weakly behind her.

“Enough theatrics, Discord!”

“Oh, very well.” In a flash, Celestia’s skin was now her usual healthy tan. “I must say, I think you would be more popular with children were you pink.” He smirked. “I must say, you looked simply radiant. Perhaps next time I’ll make you a lovely shade of glass!”

Celestia shook her head, rolling her eyes as she glanced back at him. “I’ve no need for your antics, Discord. I have royal duties to see forth.” With a swish of her dress, Celestia began the walk back to the throne room. Discord couldn’t help but watch as she sauntered away. Who said you shouldn’t stare at the sun?

Discord sighed as he leaned back against the now dented wall. “Tsk… Royal duties? She just wants to go eat more cake…” With a hefty sigh, he leaned out the window, dressed in a regal red dress, waving a little hankie out into the open air. His busty chest rested over the windowsill as he cried out, “What is a poor, bored damsel in distress to do now?”

In a flash, Discord, now in his normal clothing (much to the horror of some now very confused men), was outside, resting high above the ground on a cotton candy cloud. He watched the people down below walking, rushing to whatever ‘important’ business they had that day. He bit back the urge to rain chocolate milk down on them. With another great sigh, he turned onto his back and watched the above clouds.

Why was he being so good again? All for the sake of that one little woman? Sure, she was sweet and all, but he was a timeless god - he could use her as a toothpick. Instead, she had gotten under his skin and had made him… reformed. His mind gagged at the word. He could almost feel his mind beginning to throw up - he wondered if he would leak out his ears with brain matter.

“Perhaps I’m over thinking this,” he said to himself. Himself nodded, still thinking. After all, there was also Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. All of them had their own little quirks. Rarity was very fun to toy with, and Applejack and Rainbow Dash were hilarious when he pushed them the right ways. Twilight was always a bit of a bummer, but Pinkie Pie made up for it completely with her insanity.

However, as he thought longer, he realized that he really only stayed for Fluttershy. After all, she was the only one of them all who seemed to care for him, or even believe he was reformed. With a slower realization, he knew he would actually be reformed had anyone thought he was capable and willing. Yet, everypony expected the worst from him.

His eyes widened. “Wait…”

In a flash, he was in one of Celestia’s abandoned classrooms. He adjusted his professional outfit, pushing up his glasses with his claw. “If, after all, Chaos is random,” he muttered as chalk danced around the board, “then shouldn’t I be completely unexpected? After all, if I am always claiming to be the God of Chaos, then I must live up to such roles and be as completely random as I can!” The chalk began to screech against the board, but Discord paid it no mind. “And whose to say what the God of Chaos will do next? I wonder if -” He gasped as the chalk fell. “EUREKA! I’VE GOT IT!”

He smirked at the board which now held a very detailed picture of Celestia’s naked butt.

“Perfect~” In a flash he disappeared, reappearing in Ponyville. He held his ear out for a moment. “Any second now…”

“DIIIISCOOOOOOORD!!!”

He laughed and made his way into Ponyville, whistling a merry tune. What a lovely day to be chaotic!

*~*~*~

Twilight smiled as she pushed the last book into her bookshelf. “Done… Spike!”

Spike smiled as he pulled open the enormous checklist. “Reshelve uh… the ENTIRE library. Check!” He sighed in relief as he checked it off, quickly dropping the quill in his hand. “Finally! That took the last three days!”

“I know it took awhile, but it was well worth it, Spike! It’s like I always say.” Straightening up, she shut her eyes, holding up a single finger. “Orderliness is the key route to success - without it, all would fall to Discord.”

“So THAT’S what’s missing,” a VERY loud and obnoxious voice said behind her. Twilight screamed, jumping away from the source of the sound. She turned and physically felt her eye twitch. Discord began filing his skeleton claw, smirking. “So sorry to make you jump, Twilight~”

“Discord? What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be up at Canterlot… making it rain chocolate or something?”

Discord rolled his eyes. There she went again, suspecting him. “Been there, done that! I’ve moved onto bigger and better things. In fact, that’s why I’m here!”

Twilight’s eyes narrowed. “Bigger and better things?”

“Why yes! You see, I’ve decided to settle down here in quaint little Ponyville and make myself a family!”

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“WHAT?!!”

Author's Notes:

It begins! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA