Colgate has a little problem. That problem would be Berry's fetid breath. But as with all things, there is but one cure: An ever so very serious tromp about the jolly land of Equestria.
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Simply put, Berry has bad breath. She's been known to go no less then one whole life-time without brushing or even flossing. The closest she ever comes is the occasional bottle of mouthwash she chugs (it's close enough when the party's run dry ... right?). However, deep, deep, deep down inside, past the Great Bay of Sherry, beyond the Bourbon Sound, and under the Gulf of Gin, lies a burning regret for this shameful act. After all, who drinks mouthwash? Oh, wait, the regret is for not brushing, ever. Simple mistake. Be that as it may, there is only one power in all of the universe that withstand breath so foul; that can cleanse evil so powerful.
And it's going to take a very long trip to get to it.
Rated Teen for use of Alcohol.
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Chapter One, Part Ten [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two, Part One: Spoilers-It's Actually A Lovely Place To Have A Picnic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Seven [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Eight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Nine [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Ten [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Eleven [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Twelve [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Thirteen [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Fourteen [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Nineteen and Three-Quarters. Or, in other words: Bonus Chapter! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Two: Part Twenty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Swamps are for Lovers, Part One [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Part One, and One Half [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Part Six [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Part Seven [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Almost Part Eight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Part Nine [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Part Ten, Prelude to The End [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Three: Part Eleven [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Four: The End [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter Five: The Conclusion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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