This is not a real chapter, although it is part of the story. The next three chapters describe the Derpy Hooves Show (a sketch-based comedy), which, in my opinion, was the best talent act in the event.

  "And now for our final act: the Derpy Hooves Show, starring Derpy Hooves and Spike!", says Lincoln.

  The scene takes place in what seems to be some kind of library.

  "Hey, Spike! You've gotta help me! I can't find the answer to this question!", says Derpy.

  "And what question is it, may I ask?", says Spike, reading a newspaper and drinking a cup of tea (actually water).

  "Where do babies come from?"

  "Um... that's... that's an interesting... question..."

  "I know you can answer it. Aren't you Smarty-Pants Spike after all?"

  "Well, you know, Derpy? This question is really complicated to explain. Why don't you go play outside?"

  "Sigh! Fine then!"

  Derpy goes off to the corner of the stage and starts digging on the floor.

  "I'm Derpy Hooves and I'm digging a hole... diggy diggy hole... digging a hole... diggy diggy hole."

  "Derpy, have you finished your homework?"

  "Oh right. I'll get to it."

  Derpy goes to the desk next to her. On top of it is a huge pile of books.

  "Geez, I'll never be able to do all this homework."

  "Can I help you with anything?", asks Spike.

  "Yes. I can't find the answer to this question."

  "What is it?"

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