It has been a few months since Luna and I had our wedding and we had just finished our honeymoon which was a worldwide tour of Earth. Luna was squealing when I told her because she always wanted to see earth with her own eyes then just see pictures. We made sure to send letters back to everyone at Canterlot High and Equestria and when we did get back we had a full weeks rest before we got an invite from my friends to just have tea and relax with Celestia and Cadence at Twilight's and now we were telling the group about our honeymoon.

“So you and Luna did Highland dancing and Ash wore a *snicker* dress back then,” Celestia asked trying to hold back her giggling along with everyone else in the room

“Celestia, everyone I’m going to say this once it’s called a kilt and if you laugh payback’s a bitch,” I said cracking my knuckles.

“Anyway moving on while we were in Russia Ash and I met an old comrade of Ash’s who fought with him in World War 2,” Luna said.

“How did he take it with…y’know?” Twilight asked gesturing to me.

“Dimitri Raznof is a level headed guy but when he saw me he spat out his vodka and passed out. But we had a nice chat after he came around and calmed down from screaming ghost,” I said causing everyone to laugh.

“Regardless I’m so glad all of you could come,” Twilight said.

"It was our pleasure Twilight I was deeply curious to hear how the honeymoon went and it turns out you had a romantic time Auntie Luna especially that sunset dinner in Hawaii," Cadence said resting her head in a hand with a sigh.

"I thought the tour of Paris and Italy sounded beautiful *sigh* I am really envious of you Luna," Rarity said.

"Well I can honestly say I am extremely happy for you Luna but you'd better hold onto him otherwise," Celestia said before she leaned in close and gave my neck a playful bite causing me to fall back in my seat with a crash. "He's mine."

"TIA!" Luna yelled.

"Calm down Lulu I was just playing around," Celestia said while giggling.

"Gee thanks for that," I said before I rubbed the spot where I was bit.

Suddenly I got a text and made my phone slide out of my sleeve and I saw the text was from Faust.

"Love to stay and chat some more guys Faust wants to see me up in Canterlot," I said.

“I wonder what mother would want from you," Luna said.

"No idea but I'm not going to find out by sitting here so I'll see you all later," I said before I left.

Canterlot Castle

I walked into the throne room and I saw Faust sitting on the throne looking through some documents and Raven stood next to her with a pile of parchment in her grasp.

"Oh Ash you got my text how was the honeymoon?" Faust asked as she handed the papers to Raven who then bowed and left.

"Went rather well thank you. Now why'd you call me up here?" I asked.

I have gotten in touch with the Queen of the sirens of Coltlantis to discuss trade relations between us and I was going to meet them however my schedule has filled up rather quickly and so I am unable to go. Which is why you are here I need you to take my place and frankly you could use a little practice with trade negotiations," Faust said.

"Whoa, whoa hang on sirens as in the ones who used their voices to cause disharmony back in my world?" I asked.

"Calm down Ash those were just three bad apples in the bunch nothing more," Faust said.

"You're right *sigh* sorry I should be more careful on what I say and do," I said.

"It's alright Ash but please be careful around others now you'll be there for a few days and I've taken the liberty of having Flawless Job pack for your trip. Everything you need is on the Pale Horse ready when you are," Faust said.

"Heh you know me well. There anything I need to know before I leave?" I asked.

"Nothing that I can think of," Faust said.

"Alright thanks Faust I'll see you in a few days," I said before I left.

12 o'clock Over the Ocean

I was standing on the deck of the Pale Horse which was hovering over the calm waves and I tossed a seashell Faust gave me into the waters and waited Faust told me the seashell was actually a way of getting into underwater cities and all I had to do was toss it into the water. I stood there for a few seconds and saw a mass of bubbles appear on the surface ocean surface and I heard a strange tune enter my ears.

"SHOO-BE-DOO-SHOOP-SHOOP BE DOO-SHOO-BE-DO-SHOOP-SHOOP-BE-DOO."

Suddenly three seaponies burst out of the water and I saw they had manes and fur on the top half of their bodies but the lower half is what you would find on a seahorse. They were all different coloured and they seem to move really fast in the water.

"Hi there we got your shell so what can we do for you?" a blue mare with a magenta mane said.

"Hey there I'm trying to get to Coltlantis think you can help?" I asked.

"Sure all of you who are going jump in," another mare said who looked very similar to Pinkie Pie.

"Thanks," I said before I turned back to my crew and grabbed my bags and placed a waterproof spell on them. "You guys head back to Canterlot I'm gonna be here for a bit."

"Aye, aye sir," the crew said in sync before I jumped over the side.

I landed in the water with a splash and I tried to see where I but it was all blurry I then felt something pushing against me and then something pushing me towards the object. Suddenly, I was pushed into something and discovered I could both breath and see clearly again. I the realized I was in a massive bubble and the seaponies were pushing the bubble. As we travelled I saw more sea ponies and heard them singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iakTl9SZTTY

As I listened to the tune we approached Coltlantis and the sight was unlike anything I've seen before. The city was made primarily out of corral it also looked as if they had been using other elements of the underwater terrain around them to build the city. Several sea-shells and other such objects had been used in its construction which gave it a strangely artistic appearance. What's more they used sunken ships in the construction of the city because I can see parts of old ships were used as homes parts of the city. I also couldn't help but notice a great many things like fountains and parks. Why they had fountains was anybody's guess, though it looked like they had a great many coins in them. Their parks were also made up of under-water terrain. Regardless, it all vaguely resembled buildings and places up above which resulted in me giving a low whistle and this caused the seaponies to giggle.

"Something I said?" I asked.

"No just glad your impressed not many visitors down here," the mare who looks like Pinkie said.

"Oh well it really is impressive miss-," I started causing the seapony to giggle.

"Just call me Bubbles," the mare said.

"Got it names Ash Blade but Ash is fine," I said.

"Well Ash Blade but Ash is fine why’re you here," Bubbles asked.

"I'm here to see the Queen of Coltlantis to discuss trade with Equestria," I said.

"Oh you an advisor or something?" Bubbles asked.

"Uh royal family member actually but I'm not here to brag," I said.

"Royal huh wow that's neat," a seapony said.

"He's also a handsome royal at that," another said.

"Uh I'm flattered thank you," I said.

"Well we'd better get a move on can't keep Queen Currant Chaser waiting," Bubbles said as she pushed harder against the bubble speeding us along.

As I looked around I saw we were getting attention form a lot of the residents because they were all gazing at me.

"Wow guess seeing land creatures are rare down here," I said.

Bubbles and the other seaponies then pushed me towards the palace and we came to a barrier and the sea ponies pushed my bubble against the barrier and the two then merged and I was tossed into the entrance hallway.

"Hey thanks for the lift you guys," I said.

"No problem Ash see ya around just remember to send an SOS," Bubble said before she and the others left.

I picked my bags up and walked down the empty corridor. I often saw movement in the corner of my eye but when I looked there was nothing there or it was just seaweed so I continued to walk and came to a set of doors being guarded by a pair of female siren guards. Now if you’re asking me how they are able to stand up fully when not in water well the sirens actually resemble a regular mares excerpt they had fins for a mane and tail the tails reminded me of a mermaids tail and their manes were made of fins.

"Excuse me," I said announcing my presence.

"Halt who goes there!" one the sirens shouted as she brandished her spear but when she looked at me it turned to one of surprise.

"I'm here to see the Queen of Coltlantis, Queen Faust has asked me to take her place in negotiating trade between Equestria and Coltlantis because important matters have come up," I said as I held out a letter Faust gave me.

The mare then stepped forward never taking my eyes off my face I then handed her the letter and she gave it a quick look over.

"Ash Blade King of both the Demonic Angels and the Night," The siren guard said.

"Heh uh yep that's me," I said rubbing the back of my neck.

"Well it's a real 'pleasure' to meet you your highness," the siren said with a bow empathising the pleasure part for some reason.

"Thanks but could you tell me where the Queen is?" I asked.

"Queen Currant Chaser is inside your highness," the other guard said gesturing to the door.

"Thank you," I said before both guards opened the door.

I walked inside but before the door behind me closed I swear I heard one of them saying something about me smelling magnificently but I shook it off. I looked around and saw an empty throne and no one else in the room I was confused but then saw a side door opened and out came a mare who had a horn on her forehead and large fins on her back that resembled wings giving the impression that she was an alicorn. Her mane/fins resembled a flowing river. She was taller than the rest of the sirens and her scales and coat were a mix of translucent blue and sea green and the crown she wore behind her horn was made of an amethyst coloured coral. She was dressed in a stunning dress that hugged her body.

"Queen Currant Chaser I presume," I said startling the siren.

"Who are you and how did you get in!?" the mare demanded.

"Sorry your highness your guards outside allowed me entrance and I believe this letter should explain as to who I am," I said as I held out my letter.

The letter was then enveloped in magic and floated over to the mare before she read through it and while she did I felt myself beginning to sweat. I wiped my forehead of the sweat and as I did I heard a shudder come from the Queen.

"You alright?" I asked.

"Hm oh yes just fine," The Queen said with a blush. "Well I believe I should welcome you to Coltlantis your highness. I'll have a maid take you to your room and later we shall have dinner and begin negotiations tomorrow."

"Thank you your majesty," I said before a maid showed me to my room.

Later after dinner

I was resting comfortably in my bed and the meal I had was delicious which was freshly caught and cooked fish and I wasn't bothered by the fact I was deep underwater also the was no bad feeling keeping me up but for some reason sleep refused to come to me. Suddenly, I saw light begin to creep into my room through the opening door I rolled onto my side so my back faced the door and watched as a shadow crept over to my bed. The shadow stopped and looked around before it reached for me but I sat upright and grabbed the arm and snapped my fingers causing the lights to turn on and when they did I saw it was a maid and she let out a frightened yelp when I grabbed her.

"Simple question what are you doing here?" I asked sternly.

"I...I...I," The maid said nervously as she stared at me.

I let the mare go and she took a few steps backward while I sat on the edge of the bed and glared at her.

"Well?" I asked.

"I...I'm sorry sir you see I lost my favourite necklace somewhere in the castle and I assumed I dropped it while preparing this room," the maid said with a bow.

"*sigh* Alright I suppose I can help you look," I said as I got off the bed.

"Really?" the maid asked.

"Not like I can get any sleep with you looking around the room," I said.

"No I suppose not," the mare said.

"So what does this necklace look like?" I asked.

"Oh it's a sea green seashell you'll know it when you see it," the maid said.

I then began my search around the room and often saw the maid get into a position where I could see up her dress or where I was looking at her cleavage. There was the occasional rub or two but I ignored it I then looked under the bed and spotted the necklace so I reached under to grab it. But, it was just out of reach so I used my magic to grab it and pulled it out and saw it had a beautiful wave like design etched into it.

"This it?" I asked as I held up the brush.

"Yes sir thank you," the mare said with a noticeable blush.

"You’re welcome," I said before the mare left and I got back into bed and felt sleep claim me at last.

Next Morning

I woke up and had a wash before I got changed and walked through the corridors and arrived at the dining room. I was then given a healthy breakfast and was soon joined by Currant Chaser who was wearing some casual clothing. We had a pleasant talk and I could see her constantly shifting in her seat and she both blushed and had that far off look when she gazed at me.

"You okay?" I asked pulling her from her trance for the third time now.

"Hm...Oh yes sorry I was distracted," Currant Chaser said.

"I can see that are you sure you’re alright we can postpone the negotiations for another time when you’re feeling better," I said.

"No!" Currant Chaser shouted startling me. "I mean no the sooner the better besides I feel fine."

"Okay then," I said before I cleared my throat. "Anyway where shall we hold these negotiations?"

"My private study would be a comfortable," Currant Chaser said.

"Alright," I said as I gestured for Currant Chaser to lead the way.

Current Chaser led me through the halls and I saw many of the guards were staring at me strangely but I shrugged it off as them never seeing someone like me before. We soon arrived at the private study and I saw the room was cosy with a simple table with a chair on either end of it Current Chaser then gestured for me to take a seat so I did. We talked for several hours discussing on the items of trade and the travel routes and were now discussing the amount.

"-loads of both silk and rare aqua gem stones is the equivalent exchange of Equestria's offer," I said.

"Hm indeed the amount is fair for both of us but remind me which rout will these goods be transported?" Current Chaser asked.

"Uh here the eastern current since it's the most secure and fastest route," I said as I pointed to the map in front of me.

I was about to show Current Chaser the map but she appeared next to me but awfully close to the point of my head being buried between her generous assets. Her body was rubbing up against my arm I was utterly surprised by the gesture and moved myself away just a bit to give us both some room before I focused on the map.

"Anyway I was saying the Eastern Currant would be best because-," I started but was interrupted when Currant Chaser buried her muzzle into my hair and inhaled it.

"You smell...divine," Current Chaser said.

At those words everything clicked into place the sirens were in heat and I was in the middle of it I quickly stood up and backed away while Currant Chaser gave me that predator lust filled gaze.

"Uh I'm flattered but I'm afraid I'm spoken for," I said as I showed her my wedding band.

"Oh I'm sure I can satisfy you better than her," Currant Chaser said.

I then thought reasoning with her wasn't going to get me anywhere so thinking of a way out only one thing came to mind. I held my hand up to stop the queen from doing anything before I scrolled through my songs and found one before I hit play.

"Exit stage right," I said before I teleported out of the room.

Once I was outside the doors I saw a large group of female sirens were trying to listen in through the doors and many of them had their hands over their lower region in desperate need of release. Once they saw me there was silence between us besides my music till the doors opened and Currant Chaser walked out.

"Don't let him get away," Currant Chaser said as she pointed at me.

I decided to take this as a cue to run so I dashed down the hallway as fast as my legs could go which was pretty fast I then turned left and saw my only way out was into the ocean so with quick thinking and hoping I could pull it off I sucked in some air and leaped through the barrier. As I went through I grew gills around my neck allowing me to breath and a spell over my eyes allowing me to see while my feet turned into a silvery grey tail with a black tribal pattern on it. I also got rid of my torso clothing and wings so I could move easier through the water and I was glad both my earphones and IPod were waterproof. I had a look at myself which wasn't long before I saw the sirens were catching up with me so I swam off at speeds close to how I fly.

I rushed through the city gaining the attention of many sirens I looked behind me and I saw Currant Chaser was leading them I tried making sharp turns to lose the sirens but they were too close to lose that easily. So I swam up the side of a coral pillar and once I reached the top I dived downward and saw a bubble being pushed by Bubbles and the other sea ponies and as I got closer I saw my friends and the royal family. I dove past them probably scaring the hell out of them but at least I got their attention and I then dived into an underwater tunnel and swam through it till I came to an area filled with shipwrecks. I was forced to swim through several till I immerged from a hole in the deck and looked around and saw I was surrounded by sirens.

"Crap!" I shouted before I dived back into the hole again.

Once I was back in the hole the sirens lunged at me but they all got stuck in the hole I let out a sigh when suddenly Current Chaser and more sirens came after me. I then swam through another hole and zigged zagged through the park and looped around the sirens before I decided to swim towards the palace dodging sirens along the way. Once I came to the entrance I saw the others were there but I couldn't stop and so I swam through the barrier and my head collided with Rage's knocking us over. I skidded across the floor and stopped and sat up just as the song ended.

"Man that sucked," I said.

"Ash!"

I looked at all of them and saw they were staring at me and I saw Luna, Rarity and Cadence were blushing.

"Uh Ash why do you have a tail?" Rage asked as he gestured to my where my legs were.

"Oh you guys like it," I asked with a sheepish grin as I gave my tail a flick.

"Very impressive Ash I can see you've been working on body modification you even got the gills right," Faust said as she gestured to her neck pointing to the location of my gills.

"Body modification you lucky guy," Cadence pouted

"That tail is simply marvellous Ash oh I've just got an idea for a new line and yes even I'm envious of that technique," Rarity said.

Suddenly a siren lunged through the window and grabbed me before we went through the window opposite. But, I teleported back into the corridor and made my tail turn back into a pair of legs and made sure I had pants on and then put on a shirt and the others gathered around me just as more sirens burst through the entrance with Current Chaser in front of them.

"JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH MY HUSBAND!" Luna roared in the Canterlot Voice taking the sirens completely by surprise and she was about to lunge at them

"That's enough Luna," Faust said stopping Luna.

"Queen Faust to what do I owe the pleasure?" Current Chaser said with a bow.

"It has been brought to my attention by Princess Twilight Sparkle that it is the sirens moment of heat. So we have come to bring Ash back to Canterlot while we finish the trade negotiations and Ash you have my sincerest apologies for sending you here without knowing of what was happening," Faust said with a bow.

"Here I thought you knew everything about every creature," I said under my breath as Luna stood by my side.

"Uh guys we've got a ton of eyes on us," Rage said nervously.

I then looked around and saw Rage had every right to be nervous because of the many sirens staring at us. Some of them even moved closer but Luna and Eris bless them grabbed myself and Rage and either growled or hissed at the sirens reminding them of why these two and the others are considered goddess.

"Allow me," Current Chaser said before she let out a loud whistle causing the sirens to leave before she looked at me. "Ash Blade you have my sincerest apologies for what me and my subjects almost did to you," Current Chaser said with a bow.

"Well I can't really be mad at you for being in heat so it's all good but please call me Ash," I said.

"Thank you Ash and please call me CC also there is no need to worry about the negotiations we practically finished them before 'ahem' this happened," Current Chaser said.

"I see well I'm glad that's settled I'll have Ash give me the details on our trip back," Faust said.

"The sea ponies will take you back to the surface when you collect your luggage Ash," Currant Chaser said.

"Thank you CC," I said.

After I grabbed my stuff we left Coltlantis and Pinkie talked with Bubbles (mostly about parties) and then I realized there were two of them now and heard Faust mutter a rhyme that went like land, sea and air they'll dominate parties everywhere. We arrived back on the pale horse and we said our goodbyes to the sea ponies.

"Man that was one hell of a trip," I said as I slumped down against the railing.

"I'm just glad we were able to reach you before those sluts tried anything," Luna said leaning on the railing next to me.

"Be nice Luna but what I wish to understand why try to bang me I mean I know it was heat season but surely they had the sense to know I was a different species entirely. So why did they all go for me like that I'm not that special not even number one hottest guy around," I said.

"Actually you are according to Playmare."

I looked at the voice and I saw it was Celestia.

"What makes you say that sister?" Luna asked.

"Here," Celestia said as she handed me a magazine.

I grabbed the newspaper and looked at the cover and saw it was mare’s magazine and to my shock I was on the front cover of the magazine I was wearing a white open button shirt revealing part of my chest. I was also wearing dark grey jeans and I was looking at something off to the side and I was removing a pair of aviators from my face. As an added touch it looked like a gentle wind was blowing through both my hair and shirt and next to the pic were the words 'Newest Royal and Knight of Equestria Declared Sexiest and Hottest Male Around'.

"Ash why didn't you tell me you had your picture taken for Playmare?" Luna asked almost scolding me as she yanked the magazine away from me to look at it.

"I didn't apply for it but I think I have a good idea on who took that pic," I said.

"Really well if your right remind me to thank them," Celestia said with a small giggle.

"Whoa hey girls check this out," Rainbow said as she snatched up the mag and flew off towards the mane 6.

"Rainbow bring that back," I said before I ran after her but she was already showing the others.

"Well shucks Ash you look pretty good," Applejack said when she saw the picture.

"But of course he does the style, the looks, the lighting, the form how the very elements seem to make Ash grander than he already is," Rarity said as she also peered at the magazine.

"Are you all trying to get me to become the biggest target in heat season?" I asked as I grabbed the magazine and rolled it up before I gently hit Rainbow over the muzzle with it.

"What's the problem Ash?" Fluttershy asked.

"The problem is this mag has a picture of me on it which someone took without my permission," I said causing the group to form a collective o with their mouths.

"Well judging on how well this picture turned out I can only assume Photo Finish took this picture," Rarity said.

"No Photo would have made herself known to me if she took this I believe this is Lyra's work," I said.

"Lyra!" everyone screamed.

“Well I must say she certainly caught your best side I dare say it’s a massive improvement from the last model,” Rarity said.

“Who?” I asked.

“Prince Blueblood,” Rarity said causing me to smile a bit.

“Well if Blueballs didn’t like me before he’s certainly going to hate me now,” I said.

“Jerk deserves it not exactly Prince Charming material right Rarity,” Rainbow said.

“No but thank Faust we have another two who are more so and one of them is a king now,” Rarity said looking at me and Shining.

“C’mon guys being a king isn’t a big whoop,” I said.

“Uh yeah it is dude you get to make new laws and stuff you’re practically untouchable,” Rainbow said causing me to roll my eyes.

“And everything about you says you’re royal from the way you look, sound and act Ash,” Rarity said.

“Oh Rarity that reminds me you need to see the window of Ash’s coronation,” Twilight said.

“WHAT Twilight why didn’t you tell me this sooner,” Rarity said as she grabbed Twilight and began to shake her.

The rest of mares stared their formal friend actions while I just smiled and walked over to the helm and steered us back to land.

Author's Notes:

I know it's not much but I've been having writer's block as of late.