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Admiral Sweetie Belle sat in her spinny chair, intently surveying the stolen plans for the Death Star. Time was of the essence, for this monstrously large space station was bearing down on their rebel base on the moon Yavin 4. "Well, I don't see my socks anywhere, but there does seem to be a vulnerable thermal exhaust port in the equatorial trench. We could probably blow it up or something if we fired a missile down that. Scootaluke, go blow up the Death Star, why don't you?"

(Convoluted) Source: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star_plans

Author's Notes:

That's no moon!