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Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants

by Justice3442

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Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants

by Justice3442

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Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants, the beloved being from beyond Eqestria's skies who also resides in a land flooded with magic much as if Starswirl the Bearded's basement was flooded, senses that Twilight Sparkle needs her help.

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants, the beloved being from beyond Equestria's skies who also resides in a land flooded with magic much as if Starswirl the Bearded's basement was flooded, senses that Twilight Sparkle needs her help.

Now if only ponies would stop screaming or throwing up every time they laid eyes upon her.

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants created by TheShadowStone

Prologue

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants

Prologue

-ooooooo-

Hidden between the sun, moon, and Equestria, in the veil of space where reality is thin and magic floods the land like milk (that is also magic) resides a special being. A creature of light and darkness, of rainbows and crystals, of hopes and starlight, of neon and happiness, of power and hope, of wisdom and hopefulness.

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants’ eyelids fluttered open as if she was suddenly awoken from an ancient and powerful slumber. Her large, but also delicate, breezee lashes quivered slightly against the purple flowing magic of her eyes. “I must go!” she announces to nothing, but possibly also everything. “Princess Twilight Sparkle needs me!”

With that, Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants disappeared into thick magical air in a puff of sparkly rainbow neon smoke.

Author's Notes:

Strap in. It's all downhill from here.

Chapter 1: Twilight Sparkle. Applejack, and Spike

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants

Chapter 1: Twilight Sparkle. Applejack, and Spike

-ooo-

Sunlight poured out from the perfect Ponyville day and into the council room of Twilight’s new castle, filling the room with welcome light. The two large windows of the room had been left open to let the gentle warmth of the day in. Twilight smiled contently to herself as she sat in her purplish-white stone chair and did something she very rarely did, voluntarily look up from a book without prompt.

Not that the book was dull. In fact, Twilight enjoyed every word from the old text that discussed ruling a kingdom at length. However, she had learned that time with your friends was also precious, especially when things such as massive, magic-eating tyrants could appear and take them away at a moment’s notice.

On that note, she decided to check up on one of her oldest and dearest friends, the dragon sitting next to her in a small stone chair of his own.

“The Power Ponies taking out the villains again, Spike?” Twilight asked cheerfully.

Spike looked up from his comic book with a smile. “You know it!”

Twilight smiled back and then looked across the center of the room to another chair. “How about you, A.J.? How’s your book?”

Applejack looked up from the paperback book that depicted ponies all wearing wide-brimmed cowboy hats, out in some sandy town. “A rivetin’ tale about ol’ timey desperados if ever there was one,” she replied with a grin.

Twilight nodded. “I’m surprised to see you here. Not that I mind of course, I just figured you’d be busy with farm work.”

Applejack smiled and shrugged with her shoulders. “Well it was rather light on the chores today, and shoot, Ah got a fancy chair. Might as well take advantage of it.”

Twilight gave her friend one more smile and looked back down at her own book. Thank Celestia it’s finally peace—

Suddenly, there was a melodic sound as if a balloon that was full of soothing harp music was suddenly popped. Shimmering, dark, rainbow smoke filled the center of the room as Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Spike suddenly looked up. The smoke began to dissipate and drift out the castle windows allowing the occupants of the room to see the new arrival.

The two ponies and the dragon stared at the being in front of them as their minds desperately tried to process it. Whatever it was, it looked vaguely pony-shaped, stood at Celestia’s height, had a shimmering mane that was every color of the rainbow, possessed a body as dark as the night itself, shimmering gossamer wings, a large curved unicorn horn, rainbow striped front legs, one backleg of a dragon, one purple striped leg, a rainbow colored dragons tail that ended in a bright white tuft, breezee antenna, breeze eyelashes, a bat-pony ear. Her left eye sparkled like crystal emeralds and her right sparkled like crystal rainbow gemstones that also changed color. Her face and flank sported matching sun-moon-magic cutie marks. Finally she wore the element of magic atop of her sparkling, rainbow-colored mane.

She opened her mouth and spoke with an echoing voice, like someone speaking from beyond time itself. “Greetings, my little ponies.”

As the being’s soothing voice reverberated in her ears, Applejack knew with sudden clarity what she must do. She turned towards one of the open windows and made a gallop for it. She then stuck her head out and promptly lost her lunch.

BAARAARRAAPHRAGGRAAAAAPHHH…!

“Applejack!” Twilight cried in alarm. “Are you alright?!”

Applejack looked up sheepishly from the window. “I’m sorry… cough… Twi… I jus’…” Applejack’s cheeks puffed out and she suddenly ducked her head down again. “BRRRRRAFFFRGHAAA…!” Applejack looked back up as she took a few deep breaths. “Huff… Puff… I just couldn’t help… it… I took one look at her and my stomach started churning…”

“I hear that,” Spike said.

“Spike!” Twilight snapped. “Don’t be rude to uh… visitors…”

“What?!” Spike protested. “I mean… there’s weird looking and then there’s this!” Spike said as he motioned to the majestic being which stood majestically in the center of the council room.

“Be not afraid,” the being of deep darkness and bright brightness said as it trotted up to Spike and placed radiant, rainbow colored forehoof on his shoulder. “Though I may look imposing, I bring you only glad tidings.”

“OH CELESTIA, IT TOUCHED ME!” Spike yelled as he quickly dove behind his chair. He peaked out frightful at the imposing, but also kind looking creature that towered over him.

“Ah motion we try to kill it!” Applejack said as she wiped a forearm over her muzzle.

“SECOND!” Spike screamed.

The being of infinite glowing and twinkling compassion smiled and nodded at Applejack. “Ah, the element of honesty. Your frankness is appreciated.”

“Oh! No!” Applejack cried. “It knows who we are!” She turned towards Twilight. “Please say we can kill it!” Applejack exclaimed.

“Hey!” Twilight cried. “She seems friendly… The least we can do is give… uh…her…?” Twilight looked up at the being who shimmered darkly in the sunlight.

The being that glittered deeply in the light of the sun nodded.

“… Her a chance,” Twilight said.

“I thank you Princess Twilight.” The really tall and also unfathomably pretty being said. “Allow me to introduce myself… I am the long hidden child of Princess Celestia and Discord—”

Twilight’s eyes shot open wide. “Princess Celestia and Discord had a child?! I can’t believe—”

“—Also Princess Luna,” the being continued.

Twilight narrowed her eyes slightly and frowned. “Yep. I can’t believe it.”

“… and Queen Chrysalis—”

Twilight raised an eyebrow. “Okay, even with magic that’s basically impossi—”

“—And King Sombra, the Queen of the Breezies, and the Zebra King.”

Applejack stared at the massive colorful being which was also as dark as the night with a blank expression. “That musta been one hellava orgy.”

Spike covered his mouth with a claw and puffed out his cheeks as he made a muffled gurgling sound.

“Applejack!” Twilight said in a chastising tone. “Not in front of Spike!”

With a pained swallowing, Spike slowly removed his claw and looked up at the massive dark and also bright and rainbow colored entity. “Wait, so no dragon?”

The being of immense physical, mental, and magic power took a few steps up to Spike and looked down at him. “I possess the heart of a dragon.”

Spike gulped. “Figuratively or literally?

“Yes!”

Spike turned, made a mad dash for the unoccupied windows and promptly lost his own lunch out of it. “GLRAAARGHAAARGHAAAARGHGHAAACHCHC…!

Twilight glanced at Spike in concern, then her eyes slowly drifted back to the being of great… uh… greatness. “Uh… I’m afraid to ask…” Twilight said. “But do you have a name?”

“Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants!” Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants informed. Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants smiled. “You may call me ‘P-CRaMPs’.”

Twilight and Applejack raised an eyebrow each and exchanged glances.

“Motion to call her ‘Magic Pants’?” Twilight said.

Applejack nodded. “Second.”

Twilight looked off into the corner where Spike continued to huddle. “Spike?”

MaAaAaAaAaAaAaAake it go away!” Spike screamed from the window.

Twilight nodded. “The motion passes.”

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants bowed slightly. “‘Magic Pants’ it is, your highness.”

“Alright so… why are you here, exactly?” Twilight said.

“I came, because I sensed you need my help in your new role as Princess of Friendship.”

Twilight blinked a few times and looked about her new throne room. “Na… noooo?”

“Equestria is full of strife!” Magic Pants continued. “The races distrust and war with each other!”

Twilight and Applejack looked at each other briefly and chuckled.

“I’m sorry,” Twilight began, “but you must be mistaken. After the defeat of Tirek, earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi are enjoying a welcome peace with one another.”

“Oh, but it is not just those three races I am talking about! I must bring all the races together!”

Twilight frowned. “Wait, by all do you mean…”

“Ponies! Gryphons! Changeling! Breezees! All must unify together in friendship.”

Twilight frowned. “Well… I mean aside from Changelings, all those races…” Twilight trailed off as she looked up at Magic Pants crown. “Is that… Is that the element of magic on your head?!”

Magic Pants nodded causing her already luxurious hair to ripple even more beautifully than it already was. “Yes, I too, possess the element of magic. I can also raise the sun and the moon.”

“That’s uh…” Twilight trailed off as she searched for the proper words.

“Completely OP?!” Spike suggested.

“Patently ridiculous!” Applejack chimed in.

Twilight frowned. “… It’s something alright…”

“Wait, you said gryphons,” Applejack said. “Are ya part gryphon, too?”

Magic Pants’s luscious dark lips opened wide exposing her radiant teeth. “I have the spleen of a gryphon!”

Spike proceeded to lose more of his lunch out the window. “BRARFRAGHAAAGHRAAAAGHAAAA…!

“Right, sorry I asked,” Applejack said.

Magic Pants’s shimmering, sparkling eyes suddenly went wide, her right eye shifting colors rapidly. “I sense a disturbance in the balance of friendship!”

Twilight gave Magic Pants a sheepish look. “Aaaand that means… what… exactly?”

“I must meet with the other elements of harmony!”

“Okay, but why?” Twilight asked.

“Because there is a disturbance in the balance of friendship!”

“Okay, but you never—”

Magic Pants suddenly made a mad dash out the room. “Quickly make haste! There’s no time to spare!”

“What?!” Twilight cried. “Why?! What’s going to happen?!”

HASTE!” Magic Pants cried back. Her voice echoing in the halls like a thousand melodic angel voices.

Twilight sighed and looked up pleadingly at Applejack who rolled her eyes and also sighed as she trotted away from the window. Twilight smiled then looked towards Spike. “Coming Spi—”

Spike inhaled as much air as his lungs could hold. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chapter 2: Rainbow Dash

Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants

Chapter 2: Rainbow Dash

-ooo-

Twilight and Applejack raced out of the massive yellow double-doors of the stone and crystal castle. They stood at the top of the set of yellow stairs for a second and scanned the area.

“Shoot!” Twilight exclaimed. “I don’t see her.”

Applejack shook her head. “Me neither.”

Twilight continued descending the stairs, Applejack followed right behind her.

“Well hopefully she hasn’t gotten far,” Twilight said as she galloped onto the path in front of her castle.

Applejack rolled her eyes. “Ah’m sure we can just listen for the sounds of ponies retchin’ if anything else.”

RAAAARAAARRAAGHGHGRAAAA…!

“What in tarnation?!” Applejack cried as an unusually chunky and brown-colored rain suddenly ‘splatted’ onto the ground a few yards away from her.

Twilight and Applejack looked up to see a queasy Rainbow Dash lean her head and forehooves over the side of a cloud several yards above the ground.

“Rainbow Dash,” Twilight shouted up. “Have you seen a large, vaguely pony-shaped, black, rainbow, and neon-colored… thing?”

Applejack raised an eyebrow. “Twi, I think she’s seen her…”

Rainbow Dash pointed to a cloud hovering just slightly to the side and above hers. Magic Pants poked her marvelous head out from around it. “Hello Twilight Sparkle and Applejack, I was just conversing with the element of Loyalty, Rainbow Dash!”

Rainbow Dash ran her arm over her muzzle. “Twilight, what the heck is that thing?!”

“It uhShe claims to be the child of pretty much everyone important in Equestria.”

“What the huh?” Rainbow replied.

Applejack shook her head. “Don’t think about it too hard, sugarcube. You’re better off not knowing.”

“Alright, well… Where did she come from?” Rainbow Dash asked.

Magic Pants gave Rainbow Dash a smile full of her perfectly white teeth that glinted in the sunlight. “I come from a magical realm where brilliant magical light shines through every hole and every crack!”

Rainbow Dash turned stared blankly at Magic Pants for a second. “Right, forget I asked…”

“I’m glad we found you,” Twilight said. “We’re trying to figure out what to do with Magic Pants here.”

Rainbow Dash gave Twilight a confused look, her face still slightly green. “Magic Pants?”

“My full name is Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants!” the being of superbly good looks informed.

Rainbow Dash shook her head. “I’m not sure why I keep asking questions…”

“We’re trying to figure out what to do with her,” Twilight said.

“Have you tried drowning her?” Rainbow Dash said.

“Dash!” Twilight said in a chastising tone.

Applejack motioned up at Rainbow Dash with her fore hooves. “See?! Rainbow thinks we should kill it.”

“A.J.!” Twilight cried. “We can’t just kill sapient beings because they look funny.”

“She’s also really weird!” Rainbow Dash said. “Like… really, really weird!

Twilight gave out a heavy sigh.

“Friends!” Magic Pants said in a melodic voice full of mirth and wonder. “Perhaps I can be of assistance! I can use my harmony ray to spread understanding.”

The three mares went quiet for a beat.

“Harmony ray?” Twilight asked.

Magic Pants nodded sublimely. “It’s a ray that spreads harmony.”

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Well, that cleared that up!”

Applejack nodded her head. “I know what you mean, sugarcube. It’s like tryin’ to have a conversation with a hypnotized chicken.”

“… That’s actually a thing?” Rainbow Dash asked.

Applejack looked up at her. “Look it up.”

Rainbow Dash glared down at Applejack. “Maybe I will!”

“Oh no!” Magic Pants said in a slightly alarmed voice that sounded like spun gold, but not too alarmed to make it sound like she didn’t have perfect control of the situation (which she did). “Please don’t fight! I’ll power-up my ray right away!”

“Please no,” Applejack said.

“Yeah… Pass…” Rainbow Dash added.

Twilight frowned as she looked between her two friends. “Come on, you guys! Help me out a little!”

“Look Twi,” Applejack began, “I wanna see this through with you, but I’m not gonna let her shoot me with no ray!”

“Fine! No ray!” Twilight said.

“That’s fine,” Magic Pants said in a calming, soothing tone. “I can also shoot a forgiveness spray out of my—”

“NOPE!” Rainbow Dash announced, and with that she flew as fast and as far away as her wings could carry her.

Twilight sighed and smacked a hoof against her face.

Applejack just stared after the rainbow trail Rainbow Dash left behind her. “Right… Could you explain ta me again how she’s the element of loyalty, again?”

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