***Gilgamesh pov***

“So you found this rock and want to find out where it came from why?” I asked not really getting what Celestia was planning. A small part of me thought this was a really bad idea let alone why is she dragging me along.

“I have a bet with Luna that this rock did not come from our world if I win I get to pick what we get to do at the next game night.” I can’t help but roll my eyes at her, really all this over who get to pick what to play?

“And what would happen if she was right about that rock?” I saw Celestia bit her lip after I asked that, something tell me I’m not sure I want to know. “You know what never mind, I’ll find out if you lose.”

“Okay then, here goes nothing.” Celestia said as he horn glows, then next thing that happens is the stone shakes and give off a blue glow. That’s when I hear the Grail say something.

“Have fun on your little adventure idiot.” Before I can even ask what it meant a portal opens up and sucks us both inside. I let out a cry of pain as I felt Celestia land on top of me… Just why. That when I looked around and saw, well they looked like dogs and some kind of ponies with robot parts all staring at us. It looked like they was in the middle of having launch “Hah! take that Luna I win again!”

“Good for you princess, now could you please oh I don’t know GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME!!!” I screamed, Celestia got off and I swear I heard the wooden table grone once she get off. I then look around and saw some of the dogs and ponies were slowly reaching for weapons, but they were not looking at me they was all staring at the princess.

“Are you a displaced?” Asked one of the dogmen. What the hell how do these guys know about displaced?

“What do think dumbass, do we look like four legged ponies?” After saying that everybody just went back to eating and I saw what looked like a pony playing the lute. Okay, this was wired.

“Well…..that was something.” Said Celestia as I look at her, she was looking around and start to go over to what I think is a bar. Oh no that bad last thing I need is for her to get drunk.

“Celestia no, you know you’re not allowed to drink after what your sister told me about the last time you got drunk.” I then saw her puff her cheeks as she looks at me annoyed that I was stopping her from having her fun. I then saw the look she was giving this one pony at a table who was sitting by himself. He had a metal leg...

“Um excuse me but are you okay?” He slowly lifted his head up and blinked at Celestia. He then put his metal right hoof on the table. He looked like he was trying to say something but he just looked like a fish out of water. “Oh hold on a second.”

I just look at her wondering what she had planned, her horn started to flow as the pony in front of her was bathed in a veil of white light. The light died off as it revealed the pony with what looked like nothing happened, what?. “There we go now how do you feel?”

He looked a little annoyed as he looked up at her, but then he give her a small smile. “Thank you, you have no idea what it like not being able to talk.” He said and bow his head to her.

“You’re welcome.” She said and took a seat next to him. “Mind telling me what happen to you and your friends here in this place?” He frowned at her then slowly get up. “I’ll take you to Rex seeing as he's in charge until our boss get back.”

The pony with the metal leg then start to walk outside, well then what do we do now. I think to myself still don’t know who these dogmen are. So why is the princess following him.

“So what does your leader look like?” I asked. The pony stop then turn to look at me giving me this flat look. “It better that you see for yourself” He walked outside into a tunnel, wait we’re underground?!

“Oh I’m sure he can’t be that bad?” The stallion gave a hollow laugh at that, before saying this. “If you think me and the others look bad he looks worse.”

***Gilda pov. one day after she was fully healed and just let out of the heals care.***

"Are you absolutely sure you are fine now miss?" I could not stand how these diamond dogs would not leave me alone anymore. I swear they are worst than my dad when I was a chick. Not only that meeting that weird Rainbow Dash thing was really strange.

"For the last time yes I’m fine now can you just let me go with the others now?" I asked. Really I would of yelled but seeing as I was both underground and had no idea where I was kind of stop my plan of getting out of here.

Not only that but the diamond dogs who were looking after me were okay I guess. I ran to catch up with the other two griffons were he with me. One of them was just a kid a year or two younger then me, the other guy was old but not that old. He had the feeling of a soldier so he must of come from the empire.

"So, anyone know how to get out of here?" Asked the young griffon. She was at least fifteen going by the sound of her voice, but the really weird thing was how all these diamond dogs were just letting us walk around without a care in the world.

"I don’t know kid but what I can tell you is unless we know where the exit is we could easily get lost in these tunnels." Said the older griffon. If I had to be honest with myself I really didn’t care what their names were. I just wanted one thing a way out of this dump.

We all stop when we walked into a pony with a metal right leg and some kind of chest plate on his chest. The pony was a stallion and I didn’t like the way he was staring at us. "You got something to say dweeb!" I yelled at him. That when I regretted saying that his right hoof turned into some kind of metal claw with knife like blades on the end.

I looked at him with wide eyes thinking he was going to kill me. The old guy got between em and the pony giving of a screech, that didn’t seem to do anything that when we heard somepony yelling. "Steeltrap what do you think you're doing!?"

What I saw was not what I was expecting to come to our rescue, it looked a little like that Rainbow Dash thing I saw but for one thing she wasn’t blue or had wings. The mare I guess had a long golden yellow mane, and was wearing lust luscious gold armor around her left arm and legs along with a red cape around her waist.

What shocked me the most was that right next to her was Celestia, you have got to be bucking kidding me. Not only that but Celestia is wearing a long black sleeve shirt and peach color pants, she was standing on two legs to just like this mare in gold. That when I heard her say this.

"Now Steeltrap I know you have a short temper but it not nice to attack others who you feel angry with okay. Could you be a good little pony and put those things away for me please." Celestia said sweetly, I swear if I had to hear any more I was going to gage.

The pony blade like calw go back in to it leg and it turned back into the metal hoof again. He nods at Celestia before just walking away. At this point I have to ask. "Okay what in the name of the empire was that thing, and what happened to you!" I yelled at the princess.

Only for the old griffon to hit me in the back of the head. "Hay!" I yelled again only to stop at the look he was giving me. Then we all just looked at them as it looked like the princess was going to say something, that when the one in gold spoke instead.

"Well this is an odd place the grail sent us huh Celestia?" Said the mare in gold as she looks around and walks right up to us.

"It would seem so Gilgamesh, you think these is another one of the grails lesson plan or something?" I had no idea what she was talking about. Grail?, lesson plan?, just what was going on.

"Miss Celestia if I may." Asked the old griffon as he take a step forward and said this. "If you don’t mind could you tell us just what is going on and what happened to, well to get you to look like that."

"Oh right, well you see I’m not your Celestia from this world. I’m from a different world where I do rule over Canterlot along with my sister, but I have somepony looking after it while I’m on break for a while." Celestia expand.

"Sounds like what RD said just before she ran off yelling something about her marefriennd." I said keeping an eye on the one in gold.

"What are you looking at kid?" Said the mare in gold I just narrowed my eyes at her. That when I saw the younger griffon walk up to the mare in gold. "Your really pretty." She said with large eyes, oh brother that just what we need. The little squirt is now her fan.

"Um...uh….t-thanks?" The kid smiles at her after she said that. Then give off a little squeal and runs up to me saying all the girly stuff you know the drill. I just blocked most of it out until I saw a diamond dog walking up to us.

"Let me guess, you two are displaced right?" He said as he crosses his arms and looks like the mare in gold and Celestia.

"I take it someone else came here before us huh?" Asked Celestia. The diamond dog nods at at her before waving his hand at all of us.

"My name is Rex, come on and I’ll tell you all about it." He then start walking off down a tunnel. I wasn’t going to like this.

I was wrong I was loving this! I was eating food and I mean real food there was a roast chicken right there for all of us and we dug right in. I was listening to the Rex telling Celestia about what happened and how they found out about Displaced.

"So that what happen, guess that explains a lot huh?" Said Gilgamesh. The dog called Rex nodded at her as he was pulling a leg off of the chicken then said this.

"Yes, we had a run in or two with displaced before. But it not all bad if it wasn’t for Asphyxious our lives would of been much worse." He then take a bite out of the meat and licks his lips. I was still wondering about all the ponies they took with them, I could even see one or two I’ve seen before who were in the cells just like us.

"I can’t imagine." Said Celestia. "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but what happen here?" Rex looked like he was thinking about what the princess just asked. "Are you talking about before Asphyxious showed up, the ponies living with us, or the other displaced" I then looked at the mare who called her self Gilgamesh, it looked like she was drinking it up with both the diamond dogs and ponies who were in here.

"The ponies living with you, I mean not to sound rude but this place looks like a refugees camp is it?" I heard a sigh from Rex, when I looked back at him he was looking at the chicken bone in his paw.

"You’re not to far off from that, but I think these three can tell you more about it then I can." He said pointing at me and the other two who were eating with me. I’m not going to say anything and keep eating.

"Mr. Night, can I talk to miss Gilgamesh please." Said the young griffon as she smiles at him. The old bird just smiles back and nods his head at her. "Okay just be careful." Once the runt was out of the way the old bird gave Celestia a hard look.

"My name it Nightclaw, what is it you would like to know." He said with his voice sounding so cold I think I felt the room cool down.

"Straight to the point huh? Well I want to know about this worlds Celestia and why the hell did she not do anything to help you all?" Asked Celestia. So Nightclaw explained, he told her about what was happening with this group of nut job ponies who were running around attacking everyone.

As for the reason for this world Celestia not helping them, he didn’t know. His best guess was she didn’t know about it. After all no one care about what happens to anypony out side of equestria borders, and seeing that no one from equestria know about them they can’t be missed.

".......So that’s why huh…..?" She asked sounding but worried, angry and disappointed. "Has Celestia done anything after knowing this?"

"As far as I can tell ma’am she has not found out, but I hear from both the ponies and dogs here that she has got word from a small group of Templars have found their way to her. Don’t know what happened to them but the rumors say she sending small groups of royal guards to find out more." Said Nightclaw as he drinks his water.

"Hm...another question where is your leader?" That when I heard a yell that almost made me choke on my food.

"GOD DAMNIT DOX YOU COCK BLOCKER!!!"

I then heard Rex laugh at this. "That should be him right now." He say drinking some kind of rum buy the smell of his drink. I got the say the stuff must be really strong for me to smell it this far away.

"Can we meet with him?" Celestia asked. Just as it looks like he was about to say no, the tall metal guy teleports right in the middle of the hall.

"Rex you gotta hear this, I got laid by Pinkie Pie and her sister Maud Pie. I don’t know how they did it but I have never felt better!" He say pumping both his fist in the air. "Drinks are on me everybody!" He yells but stop moving once he see Celestia.

“Um…..Hi?” Said Celestia waving her hand in awkwardness. He then screamed like a girl and try to hide behind the bar. "DON’T BURY ME AGAIN!, I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!" I just stare after him with no clue what just happened.

".....What the hell did this Celestia do to him?" Celestia asked Nightclaw. The griffon just shrugs at her not knowing ever.

"She trapped him in a gem for over nine hundred years, he was buried under ground for that long with no one to talk to or the light of day." Said Rex as he make his way to the big guy who was hiding like a little chick.

"Did he do anything wrong?" Said Celestia looking on at the guy not sure if she should do something about this.

"From what he told me he used his magic to try and help a manticore that he hurt badly, but the only magic he knew was necromancy. You can guess what happens from there, the other you found out and attacked him." Said Rex as he dumps his drink on him.

"Rex what the hell!" He yelled at the Rex.

"So she placed him in a gem just because he accidentally used necromancy on a manticore!?" Asked Celestia.

"Wait, you're not Dox Celestia are you?" He asked sounding a little calmer now.

"What do you think captain dumbass?" Said Gilgamesh. He then came out and floated over to them and looked Celestia up and down.

"Sorry about that, I just helped a displaced who was battling with a evil Celestia and well you can understand why I panicked." He said rubbing the back of his skull, is this guy for real?

"Understandable, so this worlds Celestia encased you in a gem for nine hundred years just because you accidentally used necromancy?" Asked the princess as she looks at him and how tall he was. They were almost the same height.

"It would have been longer if it wasn’t for Shining Armor and his wife, by the way my name is Asphyxious it lovely to meet you." He take Celestia hand and give it what I think is a kiss. Not sure how well that works without lips.

"It’s nice to meet you Asphyxious, but could you excuse me for a moment?" Celestia asked as her horn started to glow opening a portal. "I have a certain princess to have a little 'talk' with."

"You’re gonna bitch slap her aren’t you?" Gilgamesh asked. "Mind if I come?"

"In case something bad happens yes." Celestia said with a smile that I found some what creepy. "We’ll be right back." Said Gilgamesh and they walked through the portal. I looked up at this Asphyxious not really sure what I should do, but the next thing he say I swear if going to give me nightmares for the rest of the week.

"I am so asking her out when she get back."

***Celestia pov. in a meeting with Luna and their guard***

The meeting went as one would expected once the nobles came in to the mix. They was less concerned about the civil war that was happening in the griffon empire then I would have liked. The royal guard have reports after reports of abandoned outposts that looked like they have just been in a war. What ever was happening it was going to get out of hoof unless we do something to stop this.

"Has anypony found the griffon known as Gilda yet?" I asked hoping somepony has found something. "Sorry ma’am but we haven’t found anything new about where she could be after she left ponyville." Said one of the guards, I sighed at this as Luna walked up next to me and put a with around my shoulders.

"What else can go wrong, next thing you know we’ll hear that the changelings are going to go to war with us or something." Before Luna or anypony else could say something a portal opens up in the middle of the meeting hall. As always the nobles panicked, but what came out of the portal shocked both me and Luna, what walked out was me.

"Ok I’m looking for a mare named Celestia, which one of you is she?" My jaw was a gasped as I looked at this, other me?. Luna however jumped right in to action.

"Who are you and how dare you try to take on the form of my sister!, Know thy trickery won’t work here!" That snapped me out of my shock as I stand with Luna. I was still trying to understand just what was happening.

"Faust I can’t believe this is my sister’s alternate universe version of herself." Said my double as I try and think of something better to call her then her left hand started to glow red. "Gilgamesh chain her so I can talk with my other self."

"If you say so Master," She said as creature in gold snapped her finger. A gold color aura appeared next to her head as a chain appeared out, and wrapped itself around Luna. I heard Luna growled out as she was chain to the floor. "This is why you should never have gotten rid of my Iron Titans Tia!" I just sighed at this, was she still going to call those things that ever after everything that happened.

"Don’t bother trying to use your magic Luna, Gilgamesh chain Enkidu holds down any being with any kind of divinity." My eyes widen in terror just what kind of being would make something like that, let alone how can she control such a being who has that kind of power. "Gilgamesh make sure you keep an eye on the other guards, so they won’t try to do the whole hero thing."

One guard was already in the middle of a ran to try and tackle my double only to be hit across the hall. He landed and had what looked like a golden cup roll off the side of his face. He was knocked out.

"Then again I guess I could knock some heads seeing how you’re busy holding Luna down at the moment Gilgamesh." I stomped my hoof to the marble fool and gave out my order. "Everypony leave right now and wait outside, don’t came back in no matter what." I saw them hesitant to go but slowly one by one they leave I even saw some of my guards pick up the knocked out pony and go outside.

Once I hear the doors close I look at my double and asked this. "Let Luna go and we can talk…" I stared right at this being. Who ever she was she commanded someone with great power someone who could even destroy Asphyxious or anypony else if I was not careful.

"Sorry but she only listens to me and me alone, and this is between you and me Celestia." I narrowed my eyes at them but sighed. "What do you want to talk about…" I asked not knowing what this, Celestia wanted.

"Oh it’s simple really, I’m here to bitch slap you for what you did to Asphyxious nine hundred years ago." I was confused at this. "What?" I asked, what did she mean for what I did to Asphyxious. He was a dark and evil being who took the souls of the living why would anyone try and defend him?

"I said I’m going to bitch slap you for what you did to Asphyxious, do I need to repeat myself again?" I shook my head and really looked at her. "No what I mean is I don’t understand this, are you helping Asphyxious or are you the one who made him. Do you know just how many ponies who could have been killed if he was left on his own."

"One he was trying to help but seeing how he did not know his magic could raise the dead so it was an accident. Two putting him in a gem for nine hundred years was a stupid & dick move on your part, which is why you’re an idiot. And three….well I don’t have third reason but I just think you’re a dumbass."

I didn’t have time for this I needed to find out what was really going on with the Templars and stop what ever was controlling them. "I didn’t have the elements of harmony, I could no longer use them after banishing Nightmare Moon to the moon. That gem spell was all I could use to keep my little ponies safe."

".....That even worse you dumbass!" She grabbed me by my necklace and looked deep in to my eyes. "Sister!" I heard Luna yell even if there was nothing she could do to help. "You’re an even bigger idiot than your sister! If my sister was here she would say the same thing….matter of fact." I didn’t like the way she was smiling at me. "Why don’t I bring her here and Moon just to get their input in on this shall we?"

"What is it that you really want, if you wish to harm my sister then you will have to go through me!" Yelled Luna. I saw she was still trying to get free of the chains.

"Zip it Nick Furious!" She yelled, as her horn started glow as another portal appeared next to the creature in gold. Out of the portal came another version of Luna, Nightmare moon, and another creature like one my double had. Only this one wearing shining silvery armor, with an old styled dress made from old fashioned blue cloth. Stuck to her back was her sword encased in a blue & yellow sheath. To what I could tell of Luna’s double she was wearing short sleeve hoodie with a black & white strip shirt and blue jeans, while the Nightmare Moon double was wearing a dress with certain steampunk parts on it.

"Sister what did you get yourself into this time?" I was never more shocked at what I was seeing with my own eyes. "Is that, me?" I looked at Luna as she turned her head sideways from where she was on the floor. "I look good in that attire." I just rolled my eyes at her why now of all time must she loss interest in what was happening.

"Thanks Nightmare Moon pick out my outfit." She said point at the pony wearing the steampunk outfit. I just watched as both Lunas started talking, this was by far the most strangest day I have ever had.

"Question why are you chained up like you were in a sex dungeon or something?" Luna blushed at that before narrowing her eye at Gilgamesh. "Is that why you had me chained like this!" She screamed.

"No that was Celestia’s idea of a joke." She said pointing at my double who was trying not to laugh. I could not help but giggle my self. "One thousand years and you’re still childish as ever Celestia." Said Nightmare Moon. "Yet I’m wondering how I lost a bet with you in poker night last week."

"I’ve been playing for one thousands years it’s not that hard once you know the ponies poker faces they make." That when we all heard a roar, not one but three of them.

I then saw the doors to the main hall open and a pony guard was gasping for air. "Princesses, we’re under attack. it just as those Sola Templars said, it a dragon with three heads and no eyes. It one of Everblight beasts!, we must..." He stop once he see everypony in the room. "Umm, is this a bad time?"

I looked at everyone then back outside before saying. "Will you help save my little ponies."

"Ugh I guess I have no choice. Gilgamesh & Saber kill whatever it is that’s attack the ponies, and don’t hold back." They nodded and rushed off to where the monster was. "You might want to call off your royal guards." She said after letting me go.

"It not them I’m worried about." I then saw all three heads brave blue fire that set fire to a number of buildings. "What I’m worried about is all the paperwork I have to fill out later…"

"Oh yeah, just like how I keep signing paperwork when Caster freeze some of the royal noble ponies for hitting on her." I looked at my double and thought about that. "How about we have some cake and tea." I said with a smile.

"Only if I get to invite a certain friend of mine over to come and watch my servants kill… whatever the hell that thing is?" I nod at her, it couldn’t hurt I maybe even be able to get her to tell me where Asphyxious is even.

***Saber pov***

“Ok so we’re dealing with three headed dragon…..huh remind of that monster Gidora from Godzilla.” Just as I finished that line of thought a blue fire ball slams into a house not to far away from them.

“Yeah only this one looks really pissed off.” I stop as a large number of ponies run past most likely to get away from the dragon. I saw Gilgamesh land next to me crossing her arms as we waited for the thing.

“So how big do you think it is?” Asked Gilgamesh as she opens a number or golden portals pulling out random weapons before picking one she liked.

“I say about what, maybe the size of the Canterlot public pool building I think.” I said drawing excalibur and waited to.

“Wanna show off in front of this world's Celestia?” Before I can replay I notices what looks like a pony in a cloak, he looked like a unicorn but there was something off about his back. Then the building behind him caves in on itself as three heads burst out and roar together.

“Okay… that a little intimidating.” Said Gilgamesh. But just before we could get ready to attack. The pony then yells this to us. “All will fall to the power of Everblight!” Then two large dragon like wings spread out from the pony’s back and he takes off into the air. Just as the three headed dragon neck started to glow.

“Hold on while I get that pony flying off.” Gilgamesh summon a golden portal next to the flying pony, as golden chains wrapped themselves around him. Two of the heads braved a jet of fire at the both of us but one head looked up and fired a ball of fire at the portal.

“It’s a good thing we have anti-magic resistance for the classes we have.” I said, Gilgamesh nodded in agreement.

The pony didn't looked panicked at all he was smiling as the flesh in the side of his neck started to tear away as sharp teeth start to push it way out of the pony neck then a head and it gave off a screech and pushed more of the pony body away. As if what ever was happening to the pony was trying to get away.

“Oh no you don’t you little shit head.” Gilgamesh launched two golden axes at the pony as his body started to twist in to a longer form only for him to fly higher into the air.

A powerful roar filled the air as the dragon was now running right at us, I was a little shocked it had what looked like six legs and two of them looked like powerful looking arms and large claws on the ends.

“Great now we’re dealing with some Halloween reject. Hey stupid quit running away like a coward and fight us you pussy!” The dragon looked like it was about to try and bite Gilgamesh with all three of it heads I was not about to let that happen.

“Oh you think you’re gonna try and eat me bitch?” I saw Gilgamesh snapped her finger as golden chains wrapped around the dragon three heads, stopping it in it’s track. But that didn’t seem to slow it down as it was trying to both pull it heads free and get closer to Gilgamesh to try and swing it claws at her. “Aw look at him he’s trying to get me, that so cute.”

“Fool!” Yelled a voice of the pony who was trapped but what came flying at Gilgamesh was twisted flesh of some kind of small dragon with a pony head sticking out of the side of it shoulder.

“You really need to shut up and know when you’re out matched.” I said as I summon prana energy into my gauntlets, and slash the air in front of me sending a burst of air at the twisted flesh causing it to disappear. The unicorn body landed in the street in a heap as what looks like his only working leg was trying to pull him away.

How ever we still had to deal with the three headed dragon and then I headed something crack, it couldn’t be. When I looked at it I saw the scale like armor on it head and neck were cracking and blood was freely flowing from it heads. It almost looked like the dragon didn’t even care that it was damaging itself trying to get free.

“Nice try stupid, but Ekidu’s chain are impossible to break.” Gilgamesh said as she pulled out Eu from the Gate of babylon. “Saber, double noble phantasm on this dragon.”

Just then one head explodes as it as it try to free itself the other head ended up pulling off it lower jaw, the last head just looked like all the flesh on the top of it head was pull off before the last two heads growl at us.

“Unless it does that and it doesn’t have any divinity on itself.” The two heads that were still working gave off a roar as I saw what looked like it was getting ready to breathe fire again. “Dammit and here I thought this would be easy.”

“You say that like it a bad thing?” I asked still thinking the double noble phantasm was a good idea. Or maybe just one noble phantasm could kill it, hell I could kill it with nothing but my sword.

“Well I kinda was hoping it would be. I mean come on this is boring as well, this thing is easy to kill, and that pony over there is a dork who’s so weak that he need a dragon to do the work for him.” She said as she pulled the pony over to us. “Hey stupid, you’re a dork and you suck.”

He laughed as he coughed up blood and looked at us. “Fools, I was not sent here to win…”

“We know that stupid, you was sent here to distract us.” Said Gilgamesh as she drops him to the floor.

“It’s not that hard to figure out what your plan was.” I I then looked back to the dragon and saw, it wasn’t looking at us. It just let loose on all the buildings around it and rammed it self through another one. I heard the pony laugh again.

“No… Didn’t know what you are… Or that you was here, I was… sent to do one thing… Kill.” He just seemed to laugh more now as I heard the dragon roar and burn more of canterlot.

“It’s a good thing Caster made Illusion of Canterlot when we got here huh?” The pony didn’t look like he cared. He just lay in his blood with a smile on his face. “Yo stupid, your dragon is destroying a fake version of Canterlot.”

“The Typhon is going... to the real one....” He pointed with a weak smile, as I looked and saw it was making a mad run for the real one, what I didn’t know was how did it know it was there.

“Watch this stupid.” I said as Prana energy started to surge around of both as we focus our weapons at the dragon running away from us.

“EXCALIBUR!!!!!!”

“ENMA ELISHES!!!”

Both attacks ripped the dragon to pieces, I smiled to myself of a job well done. I looked back to the dieing pony but… his smile didn’t leave his face. If anything it looked like he was smiling even wider. “You… would both make, wonderful… Mothers to Everblights…. children……” He then died, fuck I wanted to kick him.

“........Ok now I’m a little bit creeped out by that comment.” Said Gilgamesh who then take a step or two, make that five away from the dead pony.

“How do you think I feel? We’re gonna have to talk to Celestia about who this Everblight character is.”

***Asphyxious in the Den***

"You killed a Typhon…" I said sounding shocked I mean that was one of Everblight power houses, their not a lot that can go toe to toe with those things. Not only that but Celestia was now hugging me and nuzzling me. Why I don’t know so I turn to the girl in gold hoping she could tell me.

"Little bit of advice, Celestia’s a light drinker. And don’t worry she didn’t tell your Celestia where you were hiding, but instead she bitch slapped her and said and I quote 'Do it yourself lazy fat ass princess, who hides inside her castle getting fat from eating cake."

"Wow…" I then felt Celestia kiss my jaw and when I looked down at her she was giving me bedroom eyes. "You know I could get used to this." If she was anything like Maud and Pinkie she could stay for a day or two.

"After that the princess had the royal guard chase after us, luck for us Caster came just in time when Moon summoned her." I then saw Celestia take her jacket off and start to sway her hips as she walked away.

"I don’t know which is more funny? The fact that my sister even when drunk and still smack a pony in the face, or what she did to the statue of your worlds Celestia before we left Canterlot." Luna said. I then look at Luna and back to where Celestia was walking off to, she was going to my room…

"I think I should follow just to… make sure she don’t hurt herself, yes." I slowly follow and saw what looks like a t-shirt on the floor. Then trousers then I saw underwear on the floor stopping at the end of the bed I never used. That when I saw her under the covers of the bed with a big smile on her face.

"Really? You gonna do my sister?" I looked back at Luna with a little bit of worry. "Ummm, maybe?" I really wasn’t sure if this would work anyway.

"Fair warning." Nightmare Moon said tossing me a green gem. "You’ll need this afterwards." I looked at the gem then back at Luna and Nightmare Moon, I will never know what made me ask this but I did anyway. "Like to join us?"

"Sorry not into the whole sex thing. And Nightmare moon wouldn’t like that." I looked at them for a little bit. "Indeed." I was going to ask something when I felt Celestia magic grab me and pull me inside. Next thing I know I felt like I was dreaming again.

"I’m going to break you little boy." I laughed at that, and if I had a face I’d be smiling. "Bring, it, on."

Author's Notes:

Another crossover this time with ElementBrigade Heroes of equestria.
Hope you all enjoy. ^^