( Chrysalis's hideout)

"How long are we gonna keep waiting?" Asked Chrysalis with a not so please tone in her voice. "You been studying for the past 3 months and so far nothing is happening, you said that you can get me what I want and I want Equestia!" Chrysalis picked a crystal ball and threw it at the caves walls. "SO HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE CAUSE I'M GETTING VERY IMPATIENT!?"

"2 week and I'll be done bug, let me remind you that without my help you and your "children" would be dead if I haven't come and rescue you from your battle in canterlot 2 years ago."

"I only allowed you to help us cause we were dying, but now I'm at full health that won't stop me from killing you." Her horn started to glow a sickly green color. "Now tell me why I should kill you right know?"

The shadowy figure raise it's hand up for a few seconds, then dropped it as Chrysalis feel to the ground from an unknown force. "In case you forgoten bug, I control time and space remember? I could of send you into deep space, an active volcano, or hell I could even send you to the moon." The gravitational force faded away as the shadowy figure walked off towards the exit of the cave. "But I won't so unless you want to be my next test subject. I recommend you don't try anything stupid."

Chrysalis pulled herself up from the ground, as she regain some of the air she lost from the gravitational force she asked the figure a question. "And where prey tell are you going?"

"Oh just going to meet a certain red hair girl in ponyville." The shadowy figure swung his fist to the side of him, and like an object hitting a mirror it shattered revealing a void. "I'll be back in about 2 or 3 days, so don't try to do anything stupid." With that the figure jumped into the void like mirror waving goodbye to Chrysalis.

"That little brat. If it wasn't for the fact that he's more stronger then me, I would of killed him and use his body body as a husk."

"I heard that you little prick."

Chrysalis was tooken by surprise by the figure being able to hear what she said. "How did you hear what I just said?"

"Fuck you that's how." Chrysalis gave a deadpanned look from the figures comment, turned around, and walked back into her chambers.

"I'm starting to regret having it save me right now."

(Ponyville)

*KNOCK KNOCK* "Rarity it's me Amy I'm here to get my clothes, and no I'm not gonna wear a fucking dress."

Rarity open the do the her carousel. "Darling I do wish you stop using such.....unpleasent words like that."

"The day I do that is the day I learn how to tap dance on a tight rope. Now can I please have my outfit back." She said while extending her hand out. "Cause I'm getting tired of the ponies staring at me."

"Ok just come inside and you can switch to your other clothes darling." Amy walked into the boutique, as Rarity hand her her outfit and instructed her to where the dressing room is. "Just go pass through those doors and change in there."

"Thanks."

(One quick change later)

"Ah much better." She said smelling her sleeve. "Oh you even got the changeling smell out of it, thanks how much do I owe you?"

"Oh you don't have to worry about that dear, this one's on the house." She smile as she put away Amy's other outfit. "Plus your outfit gave me some interesting idea's on a few outfit designs."

"Thanks I owe you one Rarity." With that Amy walked out of the boutique. As she was walking she heard a sound coming from her left, as she turned her head left she could see a butterfly net, a hat, and a pair binoculars sticking out of the bush. "Oh for the love of...She just as bad as Lyra. Though at least with Lyra she doesn't want to experiment on me."

"I know you hiding in that bush over there Twilight!" Said Amy as she prepare a to fire a fireball at her. "You got until the count of 10 before I fire a fireball at you."

Twilight slowly rose from the bush she and Spike were hiding behind. "How did you know it was me?"

"It's not that hard to tell when your the only one with a butterfly net, a survival hat, and a pair of binoculars sticking out." She said as Twilight blushed a bit. Spike shot her a "I told you so." look as he looked back at Amy.

"Look All I want is information on your species that's all. Why won't you let me study you?" Asked Twilight.

"Because I don't feel like answering, why don't you go ask Molly or Lyra, hell you could even ask my maid Yuri?"

"Molly refuse to answer my questions due to the fact I tried to capture her and take her to trottingham, Lyra won't tell me about humans cause of what I try to do with Molly, and your maid is on a train back from Applewood so it'll take a while to get here." With that she took out a scroll and quill. "So please tell me about yourself."

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Cause I don't feel like it, plus how do I know you won't go off and tell Sunbutt about me and my secrets?"

Twilight frowned from Amy's comment. "Her name is Princess Celestia not Sunbutt, and I won't tell her all about you....only 50% of you."

"Yeah not gonna happen." With a puff of fire Amy vanished into thin air. Leaving a very annoyed Unicorn and a board dragon behind.

"So....that went well don't you think?" Twilight looked at Spike with an angry look on her face. "What? You been at this for the past 3 months, and she still won't tell you it's not like you can force her to tell you?" A light bulb appeared on top of Twilight's head the moment he said that.

"That's it Spike! If I challenge her to a fight and beat her, then she'll have to answer my questions that I want to know."

"Twilight do you even know how to fight? I mean I have seen you fought before, but you saw what Amy did to those changelings and their queen right?"

"Yes but there is one thing that she doesn't have that I have."

"Common sense and know the meaning of the word "No?"

"No. It's because I have brains." She pointed to her head. "She pretty much just wing most of the things she does, but with careful planning and some potions from Zecora. I'll be able to get my answers from her." A devilish smile appeared on her face as she walked off towards the library.

"Why can't I have a normal day without something like this happening?"

(At Lyra's house)

Lyra was sitting on the couch with her human friend/roommate Molly on her lap, and her mare friend Bon-Bon watching TV. Bon-Bon was pretty much still not use to having two humans living with then, seeing how she still can't believe that Lyra was telling the truth about humans being real. Normally she would of gotten use to it, but with the constant gloat from the both of them she pretty much got a bit annoyed.

"So Bon-Bon notice how I have a human in my lap?" Bon-Bon didn't respond. "You know what humans are right? Cause I have one right here as a matter of fact."

"Lyra I said I was sorry that I didn't believe you. How long are you gonna keep this up it's been three months?" She asked.

"Until I tell all those who didn't believe me, I even send a letter to Octavia and Vinyl with photographic proof that I have a human friend."

"Plus to be fair you pretty much had this coming anyway." Said Molly with a sarcastic smile on her face.

".......I take it your not gonna stop arn't you?" Bon-Bon asked

"You got that right bubble butt." Molly Replied making Bon-Bon blush, and Lyra laughing. Before Bon-Bon could say anything a puff of fire was above Bon-Bon. As the puff of fire died Amy fell out of the flames and onto Bon-Bon.

"Ouch! I didn't think I could that? If I know how to use that again I'll be able to ditch Twilight when ever she want's to ask me questions and stuff." Amy looked to her left and saw Lyra sitting on a couch, while holding Molly in her arms on her lap."Oh hey Molly what's up?"

"Enjoy my time with Lyra and Bon-Bon, What about you?"

"Oh you know the same old same old. Running away from Twilight, trying to fix most of the town (no thanks to the CMC), and still working my ass off at sweet apple acres." Amy notice that there was a pony missing in the room. "Question where's Bon-Bon?"

"I don't know why don't you look down."

Amy looked down to see that she was sitting on top of Bon-Bon face to the ground. "Oh.....That would explain why I landed on something soft, I thought I land on the chair?"

"Well your not, so if you don't mind please GET OFF OF ME!!!" Bon-Bon Muffled.

With that Amy jumped off of her and landed next to Lyra and Molly with a sheepish/innocent smile on her face.

"Why can't you use the door like a normal pony would?" Asked Bon-Bon.

"Well two reasons. One I perfer to surprise my enemies seeing how I'm the hero of Ponyville, plus you don't know when someone might attack you when your about to enter your home. The other reason is because I'm not a pony I'm a human remember?"

"......I'm really hoping that Yuri comes back from her trip from Applewood." Said Bon-Bon.

"Relax she'll be back today in a few hours, so until then your stuck with us isn't that great?" Amy said with a sarcastic smile on her face.

"A dream come true for Lyra, but a nightmare for me." Thought Bon-Bon with a deadpanned look on her face. *Sigh*"I'm going to the farmers market to get some food for the week."

"Didn't you stock up on food yesterday?" Asked Lyra.

"Yes we did, but seeing how we have 2 humans living with us and 1 who keeps dropping in from time to time. I had to buy more food them normal, also Amy shouldn't you be off fixing the town?"

"I already did my community service for the town, also Mayor Mare is pretty pissed off with me."

"What did you do this time?" Asked Bon-Bon.

"I bet it's because of the fuck up work you did in town?" Said Molly

"No no it was after the fight with Chrysalis when she nagged at me for property damage."

"Care to explain?" Asked Bon-Bon.

Amy pulls out some letter's she wrote to mayor mare. "I been writing death threats to her." Amy handed the letters to them.

Dear Mayor Mare

             I wanted to send this friendly little letter inform you of your intimate demise. If your wondering how I'm sending you these letters, it is to instill as much fear as I can. Like basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. That's right I'm going to fuck the fear turkey.

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All three of the looked at Amy with a "WTF" look on their faces. "What It's not like I'm gonna kill her or anything? I just want to get back at her for nagging at me."

"I can't help ponder the frightful head weight you would gain if you actually put this much energy into your job." Said Molly.

"For the love of god please don't say that. it was bad enough that our dad said that to me, I don't need you telling me that."

"What wrong with your father?" Asked Lyra. "If you don't mind me asking?"

"Long story short our father became a dick when he struck a gold mine, started to home school us, hired teachers to teach us math, reading, swordplay, etc. It wasn't a very nice childhood." Said Molly with a bit of a depressing tune in her voice

"Oh so you also have a dick family huh?" Said Lyra.

"Wait you have one to?" Both Molly and Amy asked at the same time.

"No not me a friend of mine name Octavia."

"Oh ok.....Question who's Octavia?"

Molly, Lyra, and Bon-bon facepalmed them selves when Amy asked. "The gray pony with brunette hair, wear's a bow tie and plays the chello. You know the picture that Lyra showed you a few days ago.

"............Nope sorry I got nothing." Said Amy with a innocent look on her face.

"Ugh your more forgetful the Vinyl scratch when she's not shit face drunk." Said Bon-Bon. "Anyway I'm going to the market, be back later on tonight."

"Yeah I got to go to." She said getting up and pulling out a teleporting stone. "Rainbow dash said she wanted me to train her in fighting and stuff."

"Huh never expected her to be the one to ask somepony for her, well besides her friends." Said Lyra.

"Well I guess I'm her friend then, plus I kinda owe her seeing how she saved my ass from getting killed."

"Pretty much your her bitch and she's the butch." Molly said sarcastically.

"Hahahahahahaha fuck you Molly."

"No thanks I'm not into incest." Lyra giggle a bit from Molly's comeback to what Amy said. With that Amy flipped Molly the bird, and teleported off to RD's house. With Bon-Bon and Amy gone all that was left in the house a humans and a mint color unicorn in the house.

"So.....Wanna watch stuff on TV?" Asked Lyra.

"Got nothing better to do.....Eh why not let's see how this universe TV show's are like.