The Burning Crusader
Chapter 6: Chapter 6: You pissed off the wrong Celestial fox mother
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"Excuse me? but what did you just say?" Said Yuri asking the mare with the purple light armor on.
"I said drop your weapons and get on your knees creatures!" Yelled Gleaming Armor.
"I'm not your mother last night!" Replied Amy.
"What did you say!?"
"I said I'm not your mother last night!' She replied again.
"OoOoOoOoOoOoOo BURN!"Said both Pinkie pie and Rainbow dash.
Some of the guards chuckled a bit from what Amy said, while some of the citizens of ponyville that heard her busted out laughing. "Why you uncultured little swine I otta!" Gleaming armor stopped when Celestia pulled her wing in from of her.
"I don't know who you three are, but something tells me that you three are the cause of this are you?" Said Celestia
"To be fare it was mostly me, but I had a good reason for it." Pulling herself up after Molly mended her wounds with a potions she found in Amy's backpack.
"Oh then please do explain why you leveled half of ponyville, and why I shouldn't put you three in jail?"
All three pointed and the dead body of Queen Chrysalis and a few of her dead changeling. "That bitch over there wanted my sister. Plus she was attack those 5 ponies over there." Amy pointed at the mane 6. "I think that pretty much means that I just saved the town from a an army of bugs right?"
"Hm that is true, please tell who you three are?"
"I'm Amy Anderson the third."
"I'm Molly Anderson the fourth."
"And I'm Yuri Watanabe." She said bowing towards Celestia. "Care to give us your name then lady?"
"I am Princess Celestia, and this is my little brother Prince Artemus. We are the rulers of Equestria."
"Oh great royalty, this can't end well" Amy moaned to herself.
"So you were the one that did that to her?" Celestia asked.
"Yes with the help of Rainbow dash, what of it?"
"Then you are under arrest for the destruction of this town, and for killing Chrysalis."
Everypony gasped except for Amy and the royal guards. "Oh really, what makes you think that you can arrest me then?"
"Like this." Celestia's horn started to glow as magical chains sprung out of the ground, and attached themselves to Amy.
"Now you will come with me without-" Before she could finish her sentence, an energy ball shot from Yuri's spear and hit Celestia in the face. The chains disappeared as Yuri and Molly stood in front of her in a fighting stance.
As twilight woke up from her injuries, she looked in horror and shock as she saw the three humans fighting the royal guards and the rulers. "W-what's going on? Why is Princess Celestia fighting Amy, Molly, and that other human?" Asked Twilight as she looked at Rainbow dash.
"Uh....hehe....long story short Me and Amy kinda killed Chrysalis, and now they are about to fight Celestia." She said pointing a finger towards the humans.
"This can't end well."She thought as she watch what was about to happen.
Everything went silent for a moment, until Celestia spoke. "Care to explain why you attack me?"
"Like any other mother would do when" somepony" try to take her children away." Yuri said as she pointed her spear at Celestia. "They fight to protect them."
"I can respect that, but wouldn't it be wise to come with us without any problems?"
"The moment you said that you would of thrown Amy in jail, was the moment where I retaliate. Plus you were gonna arrest her for saving your subject."
"But she also took the lives of Queen Chrysalis and her changelings."
"So you would perfer that she didn't do anything, and have the queen kill all your subjects?"
"No! I would never let that happen!"
"Then why would you care for an enemy that would kill your children then your very own?"
"It's not that it just that, in this kingdom all life is precious and-"
"That maybe true I get that, but you must also know that you'll have to take a life to protect another ponies life right?"
Celestia went silent for a moment, she couldn't believe that she was being lectured upon by a creature that didn't know who she was or what she does. Celestia took in a deep breath and sigh. "Either way your daughter has committed a crime and she will stand in court for it."
"....So I take it no matter what I say, you won't change your mind about this huh?"
"Indeed, it will not."
"*Sigh* Too bad then." Yuri held her spear in both hand in a fighting stance. "Then I guess this mom will have to teach you a lesson in manners, seeing how yours didn't."
Celestia summon a magical sword and shield to her side. "I like to see you try then!" Both of the fighter charged at each other, when they collided with each other is send a shock wave that puched most of the royal guards back a bit. During the fight Molly ran towards the Mane 6 and the CMC, Prince Artemus teleport Amy next to him while to get out of the cross fire of the two fighters.
"Um.....Hi?"
"Hello there, you must be Amy the one that save this town right?"
"Yup that's me.....Wait your not gonna arrest me are you?"
"No I'm not, unlike my sister I'm more grateful then she is."
Amy sighed in relief. "So why am I here with you? Not that I don't mind or anything just wondering?"
"Well we fine you very interesting, and was hoping to get to know you better."
"Ok.....I guess that ok......question shouldn't you be stopping those two from beating the crap out of each other?"
"We could....or we could just wait an see who wins?"
"Hm fair enough, but if your sister tries to kill my maid then I will sucker punch her got it."
"Noted......So who do you think will win?"
"Hm that depends, how good is your sister at hand-to-hand combat?"
"Pretty good, but not as good then me."
"She relies on to much magic I take it?"
"Yep which is how she lost to Chrysalis at Gleaming Shields and Cadences wedding."
"....Bet you 1000 bit my maid/mother will win."
"Oh thou will lost to this bet, and to make things interesting if you maid loses." Artemus levitated a school girls outfit. "Then you'll have to go out on a date with me, join the luanr guards, and wear this outfit for a year.
"Deal!" Amy said as she shook Artemus's hand. "You are so gonna lose lunar butt."
(Back to the fight)
"TEMPEST DANCE!!!" Yuri elegantly spin forwards, as she strikes at Celestia blocking her attack with her shield. Celestia counters with a vertical upper sword cut the moment Yuri stopped her attack. Yuri dodge the attack a split second as she pulled herself back a bit, she felt something wet dripping down her face. (>:U Get you minds out of the gutter it not like that) She touched her head to feel that blood was dripping down her face. "Cheeky little bitch. Any closer and you would of cut off my head."
"I wasn't planning on it, just got caught up in the moment sorry." She said with a sheepish smile on her face.
"It's alright, just be careful next time." She said as she fired an energy shot at Celestia's face, catching her off guard. The shot hit it's target as smoke started to clear from her face. "*Cough cough*Cheap shot Yuri.*Cough cough"
"This coming from the one that almost cut my head off."
"Good point." Celestia summon multiple blades to her side as she starts to throw them at her. "Oh crap!" Yuri dodge the first on coming blades as she dodge roll to the left. "Ha you missed me you old hag." She said as she flipped her the bird. "Look behind you."
With that Yuri looked behind her to see even more blades come at her. "Shit"she said to herself mentally. "Wind Wedge!!" Yuri executed a barrage of spear stabs as she deflect most of the sword. Some of them were either able to hit her or graze her leaving a scratch or scar on her. "You can't win Yuri, you maybe strong but I have 1000 years of battle experience." She said as she dispel the magical blades. "Something that you don't have."
"*Huff huff* That maybe true, but you never fought against a maid with 35 years of secret chinese martial arts!" Yuri vanish from Celestia's sight, as she looked around to see where she is. She felt a sharp stinging pain on her left arm, she look at what hit her but all she could see was a deep wound that was bleeding on her arm. Another stinging pain she felt on her tight thigh as she kneeled down a bit due to the pain. This continued for seven to eight slashes until Yuri appeared behind her for the finishing blow. "Peerlessness Slash!"
"Got yeah!" Celestia glided to the left as Yuri spear hit the ground. "What the!?" Yuri looked to her left to see a magical beam of magic hitting her as she was sent flying in to bed of rocks and debris. As the dust clear from where Yuri was sent a deadpan look was on her face as she pulled herself up.
"Not bad, didn't think you could still move after the hits I gave you." Yuri said as she cracked your neck and knuckles.
"A normal unicorn yes, but your dealing with an alicorn. We can heal fast even if we don't use any healing magic."
"Really now?" Yuri said as she walked slowly towards her. "Then lets test that healing factor out then shall we?"
(Molly, Mane 6, & CMC)
Well that could of gone better wouldn't you agree?" Molly asked.
Applejack and Rarity look at Molly with a deadpanned look on their face's. "What? Why you all looking at me? I didn't do anything."
"You know you humans are causing a lot of trouble, and ya'll been here for less then six hours." Said Applejack.
"Indeed are you sure your not one of King Sombra's henchmen?" Asked Rarity.
"I don't know who this King Sombra is but she sounds like a Raditz to me."
"Do you two always have to say a smart remark with almost everything you say darling?
"I don't know marshmallow, do you have to keep being a drama queen about everything?"
"W-Why you....I...oh you little, little girls should respect adult authority."
"Yeah I should.....but I won't so tough luck sister." Molly said while sticking her tongue at her.
Rarity face turn bright red and was about to tackle Molly, until Applejack put her right arm in front of her. "Now now sugar cube take it easy." Applejack turn her attention to Molly. "You know you don't have to be rude to her you know that right?"
"And you didn't have to kick my sister half way across ponyville you know that right?"
".....I getting the feeling that your a mini version of your sister."
"Somewhat, but the difference is that I'm smarter and less reckless then her." Molly summoned a set of headphones "Now if you'll excuse me I'll be listening to some music while watching the-." Before she could finish her sentence, Molly was being surrounded by a gold color aura and levitated off by a mint color unicorn.
"YES FINALLY I CAUGHT MYSELF A HUMAN!" Said the mint color unicorn.
"Huh didn't see this coming." She said looking at the mint color unicorn. "Care to tell me who you are?"
"Oh right, *AHEM!* My name is Lyra Heartstring! Member of the Human Hunters club and expert on humans."
"Well that answers a few questions I have, but why are you capturing me then?"
"Because you'll be proof that I'm not crazy, that humans are real. Plus I want to rub it in bon-bons face that I have proof of a real human." Said Lyra hugging Molly.
"Hm normally I would say let me go, but then again I do love to prove people or ponies wrong."
"So you'll help me?"
"I'll help but under a few conditions."
Lyra smiled. "YAY! What are the conditions?"
"One we need a place to hide if my maid lose, I want 200 bits, and three do you by any chance have a thing called an Iphone?"
"I'll teleport you all to my house, second I'll give you the bits just need to get it from Bon-bons secret candy money, and third." Lyra pulled out an Iphone. "Yes I do have one."
"Then we have a deal then."
"YAY! I'm friends with a human for the first time."
"This should be interesting turn of events, I wonder how Amy would react to this?" Molly thought to herself as she watch Lyra do a victory dance.
"Should I be worry about the fact that Lyra is with Molly?" Twilight asked.
"I'm sure she'll be fine, Lyra maybe nuts about humans but she not a idiot." Pinkie Pie replied.
"Hm still, I wonder if she'll be in the mood to answer some questions I had for her sister?"
(Back at the fight)
Both battlers are covered in dirt, blood, sweat, and bruises as they are reaching their limits. Yuri charged at Celestia with her spear in hand ready to strike, but was deflected by her shield. "Ha! You think something like would hurt me? How predictable." She said as a shockwave Celestia caused send Yuri back a few inches. "Huh? She's not bad for an old hag."Yuri inhaled then exhaled. "Guess I'll have to use the secret arts then."
"Ready to give up then creature? It's not to late to do so."
"Not a chance grandma." she said picking her spear up. "But I'll give you credit your alot stronger then anything I have fought."
"I would say the same for you."
"But as much as I want to continue this fight, I'll have to end it now."
Celestia summoned a earth pillar from under yuri hoping to get her off guard, but it didn't. Before the pillar reach the stopping point Yuri jumped off from it and started rocketing towards Celestia. Celestia move a few inches back as the spear landed where she was a few seconds ago, "You missed." She said with a grin on her face. "You think so wouldn't you?" Yuri launched herself off of the spear and charged towards Celestia. "THOUSAND BLOSSOMS!!!" Yuri transformed into her Celestial Fox form as she furiously slashed at the off guard Celestia with a barrage of slashes at high speed. After 30 slashes, she stopped her attack and dashed at Celestia with the finishing move. "DRAGON STANCE 3: EIGHT TRIGRAM PALM!!!" With that the attack send Celestia flying back into a pillar of earth she summon leaving her stuck in it.
"And that is why you never underestimate your fighter." Yuri said as she put her spear on her back. "Especially a pissed off Celestial Fox maid/mother."
Everypony was in shock at to what just happened here, well everyone except Amy who was gloating at Artemus.
"HA! IN YOUR FACE LUNAR BUTT! KNOW PAY UP!" She said as she extended her hand at him.
"Curses. Fine a deals a deal." She summoned a bag of bits.
"Don't make a bet that you can win kid."
Yuri was about to walk off until the royal guards surrounded her with spears pointed at her. "Your not going anywhere creature! You committed a crime and now wanted for attacking a royal." Said Gleaming Armor pulling her sword out. "Which is punishable by death."
"Hey uh you mind getting your idiot soldiers away from my maid please?"
"Oh right, hold on a second." Artemus's horn started to glow, as he teleport himself and Amy between the guards and Yuri. "Stand down soldiers at once."
"But Prince these creature have committed a crime against the kingdom." Said Gleaming armor. "Not only that but they attack your sister."
"Yes I know, but this wouldn't have started if she didn't try to have them arrested to begin with." Artemus looked back at Amy and Yuri with a smile on his face. "Plus after what you guys have saw, I doubt you'll be able to beat them anyway. So I'll say it again stand down.
Gleaming armor grumbled something under her breath, and sighed. "All guards lower your weapons now!" As such the royal guards lowered their weapons at Gleaming armors orders.
"Thank you, now then." He turn his attention towards Amy. "As for you and your friends, I would like to say thank you fro save our subjects from a horrible fate." He said as her bowed to Amy. "You have my eternal thanks for this, unlike my sister who doesn't do the act of kill. I on the other hand only do it when lives are in danger."
"Finally someone that understands what it means to save other!" Said Amy as she hugged Artemus.
"Um....Yes....Well then on to another topic." blushing from the surprised hug he cleared his throat. "Seeing how you caused damage to half the town, and your somewhat of a hero here you'll be doing community service here."
"Aw what!? But I hate doing community service."
"We all do Ms. Amy, but seeing how my sister is knock out at the moment. I'll be your judge for now, plus it's better that it's me then her wouldn't you agree."
Amy looked over at the passed out Celestia then back at Artemus. "Ok you make a valid point, so what do I have to do for my "Community service" Artemus?"
"You will help out in repairing the town back to normal." Artemus said as handed her a hammer."It's the least you could do seeing how you burned down half the town."
"*sigh* Fine I'll help fix the town, but I'm not gonna like."
"Good now if you'll excuse me, I have to take my sister to the hospital in Canterlot. Till we meet again Ms. Amy." With that statement his horn started to glow teleporting the Royal Guards, Celestia, and himself back to Canterlot.
"Well.....I guess this will do for the time being." Amy turn around to see a crowd of ponies looking at her with excitement in their eyes. "And let the cheers and nightmares begin."She thought to herself.
(Queen Chrysalis's Cave in the Everfree Forest)
"CURSES!" Said Chrysalis as she threw the crystal ball at the wall. "I knew I shouldn't have let a clone to do the job for me!"
"Now now Chrysalis, try not to lose your temper to soon. You might give away your hives location." Said the shadowy figure. "Everything is going as planned."
"How so? Cause so far making a clone of myself didn't work so well as you can see."
"Oh but with the help of the clone we were able to see who we are fighting against." Said the shadowy figure as he pointed at Amy in the crystal ball. "With the info we have on her and that other that was fighting Celestia, well be able to come up with some counter measures if either of us have to face them."
"Mostly the girl known as Amy Anderson right?"
"Indeed once we take care of the duo, we will stand a chance against Princess Celestia and Prince Artemus. Which means you'll rule over Equestria and I'll get to destroy whatever the fuck I want besides your changelings."
"I have to ask you a question that's been on my mind?"
"Go ahead, ask away."
"Why do you want to kill the royals so badly?"
The shadowy figure went silent for a moment until it spoke. "Let's just say I have suffered from her mistake, and now I want payback for what she did to me 1000 years ago." The shadowy figure started to walk off. "And no one will stand in my way of vengeance."
"NOT EVEN YOU BURNING CRUSADER!!!
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